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Title: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: DraconicDescendant on April 05, 2011, 11:20:18 pm
You are a member of an extraterrestrial species. You are part of an exploration crew, and stumble across Earth for the first time, discovering the human civilization. The first thing you find are archives of some strange database, IWBTF, which are your first clues to the lifestyle and culture of the humans. After translating this database into your language, you read through all of it in its entirety. What is your course of action?
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Yule on April 05, 2011, 11:21:53 pm
Find peanut butter.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Alpha on April 05, 2011, 11:37:40 pm
Nuke the planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: ybbald on April 05, 2011, 11:38:29 pm
Give Neo access to advanced weapons technology
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Neo on April 05, 2011, 11:52:48 pm
Give Neo access to advanced weapons technology again.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Squishy69 on April 06, 2011, 02:10:29 am
Decide to adopt the general behavior of the forums and be a dick to everyone, thus getting myself exiled/killed by my own kind.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Valkema on April 06, 2011, 07:47:36 am
Track down Pserafi, Nuke him, and steal enigmas peanut butter
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Yule on April 06, 2011, 08:19:46 am
Actually I would probably demand to discuss serious topics with the greatest minds in the world. Jus sayin'
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: DraconicDescendant on April 06, 2011, 08:30:47 am
I could have put more thought into the intro and then put this into serious discussion to let everyone know how seriously serious it is, but then I couldn't take myself seriously afterward.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 09:35:17 am
Shrine to Venser on the moon
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Venser on April 06, 2011, 06:10:54 pm
Probably investigate further into how exactly people are so bipolar.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: DraconicDescendant on April 06, 2011, 07:05:37 pm
Okay, your superiors have ordered you to make contact with the people of Earth. What method will you use to make first contact?
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Neo on April 06, 2011, 07:10:25 pm
Drive spaceship down to top of building. Loudspeaker comes out.


"RULE 3 INHABITANTS OF EARTH! FUCK PMS!"
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: pserafi on April 06, 2011, 07:53:47 pm
Adopt pserafi as king, take form of megan fox, nuke world.
Title: Re: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species
Post by: Venser on April 06, 2011, 08:06:50 pm
Sign up on this forum, obviously.