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Title: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:30:07 am
Om drunk right now. And not that shit drunk, Rag. Real drunk. Doesnt happen often. Wat do? TALK!
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Evan20000 on June 12, 2011, 01:30:53 am
Do you have any pets?

Find a jar of peanut butter.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lt. Ragnarok on June 12, 2011, 01:31:33 am
Find a pony.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:32:39 am
Guys. can I stop trying to type decently? I'm afraid I'll become unintelligible...
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Post by: liquidCorgster on June 12, 2011, 01:33:04 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 01:34:41 am
Do the Chicken Dance.

SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:35:17 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 01:35:24 am
I say that you find a pony and sodomize it, Silver.

That puts the tally at 2-1-1-1, so you better saddle up.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: liquidCorgster on June 12, 2011, 01:42:31 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum

Dude, go eat something, you need some food in your stomach.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:44:14 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum

Dude, go eat something, you need some food in your stomach.
My mom made corndogs. gave me eftover ones. scared to eat but ate them anyway. she has herpes, scared to get.

also, everypony saying ponies i am on pony chat and pony stream and watching ponies. what the fuck else u think i would do?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 01:53:04 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum

Dude, go eat something, you need some food in your stomach.
My mom made corndogs. gave me eftover ones. scared to eat but ate them anyway. she has herpes, scared to get.

also, everypony saying ponies i am on pony chat and pony stream and watching ponies. what the fuck else u think i would do?

Ybbald them.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:54:27 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum

Dude, go eat something, you need some food in your stomach.
My mom made corndogs. gave me eftover ones. scared to eat but ate them anyway. she has herpes, scared to get.

also, everypony saying ponies i am on pony chat and pony stream and watching ponies. what the fuck else u think i would do?

Ybbald them.
No. Ima not stick up ass. I saw ym friends penis tonighnt. oh god. also i keep typion oh god. also, my typin is shit. and im always all over the place in the forusm. or blog. or whatever.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 01:55:41 am
play monster hunter
post vid with commentary
???
PROFIT
shit, mom in room behind m,e. cant do, too difficult. just pressed enter to send post. doesnt work on forum

Dude, go eat something, you need some food in your stomach.
My mom made corndogs. gave me eftover ones. scared to eat but ate them anyway. she has herpes, scared to get.

also, everypony saying ponies i am on pony chat and pony stream and watching ponies. what the fuck else u think i would do?

Ybbald them.
I saw ym friends penis tonighnt.

Proceed...
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 01:56:36 am
Was it small...
Like mine?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:59:29 am
no, twas average. ot my size at least, ad im average. also, debating religion currently lol
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:01:54 am
no, twas average. ot my size at least, ad im average. also, debating religion currently lol

You're completely ignoring the circumstances, Silver! What events transpired so that you set your piercing gaze upon your friend's dick?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 02:02:49 am
Om drunk right now.

Never said he was by himself. :P
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 02:04:19 am
>Silver ignores texts

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/IisSadPony_6142.jpg)
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:07:07 am
>Silver ignores texts

(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/IisSadPony_6142.jpg)
phone dead. also, he whipped it out because his gf started jacking him and h wanted toshow nikki his dick. hes drunker than i. also, im nowe discussing string theory, particle physics, and my theories on time.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 02:08:56 am
Fuuu, I should text you like 60000 times... And pics of my bawlz.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 02:09:35 am
PONIES DO NOT HAVE BAWLZ!

Unless they're Dragon Balls <_<
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:13:11 am
i love all you guys/ especially rag and jake and venser and evan and yb and amber and SL and nolan and mark and liquid and everyone else and all the missing people and everyone. God, you gys are awesome.
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Post by: Venser on June 12, 2011, 02:13:39 am
#3, fuck yeah.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 02:14:19 am
I'd send him a penis pic, but it's small.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:16:16 am
ima come back tomorrow and regret everythigm...
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 02:16:48 am
At least you're being honest Lion.

(ninja'd)

No you won't. D:
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Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:17:29 am
Hey Ybbald, any chance you could be a pal and unlock the thread if Silver tries to lock it like dsk?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:17:50 am
I just called flootershoo mai waifu in ponychat. what the fuck s wrong with me. term never used before.e
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:20:15 am
I just called flootershoo mai waifu in ponychat. what the fuck s wrong with me. term never used before.e

You know how you've been ponyvangelizing, as it were?

Perhaps /a/ has been doing the same, all this time.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: sans on June 12, 2011, 02:21:29 am
Silver, I'd suggest you keep doing what you're doing and posting what's going on in this thread. DON'T, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE START POSTING ANYTHING ON FACEBOOK OR THE LIKE, YOU MAY REGRET IT LATER.

Other than that, I'd say enjoy yourself and pray that you don't have a hangover in the morning!
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:23:18 am
i drink pleanty of h2o so hangover shouldnt be a problem. typing is hard guys, and the keyboard is on a moving things and as i type its moving away. fuckfuckfuck.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:25:51 am
I've heard that spinning in circles sobers you up quick!

Hold your head on a bat on the ground while you do it!
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:27:40 am
I've heard that spinning in circles sobers you up quick!

Hold your head on a bat on the ground while you do it!
fuk u. no, i like you man, but seriosuly, im not retarded. although my typing makes it seem that way al ot. im just no longer worrying about it ecpt in other threads.

and im making ponychat watch ronald mcgiygas
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 02:28:53 am
and im making ponychat watch ronald mcgiygas


YOU WHAT?

YOU'VE DOOMED THEM ALL!

Good choice XD
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:29:53 am
I've heard that spinning in circles sobers you up quick!

Hold your head on a bat on the ground while you do it!
fuk u. no, i like you man, but seriosuly, im not retarded. although my typing makes it seem that way al ot. im just no longer worrying about it ecpt in other threads.

and im making ponychat watch ronald mcgiygas


I'm just jerking your metaphorical chain, Silver.

Say, how'd you get smashed with your mother in the other room? And be sure to keep your activities quiet.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:32:45 am
my mom doesnt care that i get smashed or that i smoke occassionally, but it didnt happen here. she just doesnt sleep for long periods. i got smashed at the railroad track with a few close friend.s
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: sans on June 12, 2011, 02:34:18 am
What was tonight's smashing's main ingredients, if I may ask?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 02:37:00 am
my mom doesnt care that i get smashed or that i smoke occassionally,

I do though...
Kinda saddens me.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 02:38:30 am
my mom doesnt care that i get smashed or that i smoke occassionally,

I do though...
Kinda saddens me.
I don't do it often enough for it to be a problem. im sorry Jake


and i drank a 4loko and a half, some vodka, and some mikes hard.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: sans on June 12, 2011, 02:45:33 am
Still haven't tried either 4loko or any of Mike's hard drinks, but I am quite partial to vodka.

It doesn't sound like you do this kind of thing all the time, my only concern is that you guys go and drink at the railroad tracks. How close is it to any street or is it visible by any houses surrounding it? I wouldn't want you getting locked up over something as juvenile as public intoxication.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lion on June 12, 2011, 02:49:36 am
I've had Mike's Hard Lemonade
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Post by: ybbald on June 12, 2011, 09:27:37 am
water won't help with the hangover
you need coconut juice
It helps restore shits to your brain
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 12, 2011, 09:34:40 am
Take it from someone who has had chronic hangovers.

Glass or two of prune juice. Headache is gone within the hour.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 11:43:36 am
Still haven't tried either 4loko or any of Mike's hard drinks, but I am quite partial to vodka.

It doesn't sound like you do this kind of thing all the time, my only concern is that you guys go and drink at the railroad tracks. How close is it to any street or is it visible by any houses surrounding it? I wouldn't want you getting locked up over something as juvenile as public intoxication.
The railroad tracks are nowhere near any houses. Trust me, most of the kids here go to the high school track and turf, so I think I was plenty safe at the railroad tracks. Besides, I know a guy who was yelling and throwing bottle off the side of a stadium, and he didn't get arrested, just brought home. There's little I can do with this to get arrested in a town where teenage inebriation is rampant.

Also, water seems to have worked fine for me, mainly because alcohol drains B12 and makes you bloated due to dehydration.

Also, morning guys. I'm going to go ahead and see how I typed everything...
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: GuyWithPasta on June 12, 2011, 11:52:57 am
inb4revelation
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 11:54:55 am
So, I saw my friends dick...
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: ybbald on June 12, 2011, 12:02:38 pm
do you remember it?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 12:10:13 pm
Yeah, I remember the entire night. He was really fucked up. Which is hilarious, because he acts like a pirate when really fucked up. Also, I did actually discuss string theory with people on the live stream pony chat. It was awesome, because they were all sober and saying how they couldn't talk about anything like that. And it WASN'T because I was incomprehensible.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 12, 2011, 12:17:32 pm
Pfft, thats not getting fucked up.

I got banned from Sainsbury's for trying to curl up and sleep on the self service checkout.

And another time I got so smashed, I wandered down Hanover street in Liverpool, where the BBC Radio Station is, and freaked out thinking I'd walked all the way to London.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 12:41:23 pm
Pfft, thats not getting fucked up.

I got banned from Sainsbury's for trying to curl up and sleep on the self service checkout.

And another time I got so smashed, I wandered down Hanover street in Liverpool, where the BBC Radio Station is, and freaked out thinking I'd walked all the way to London.
Hilarious, but depressing. I don't drink enough to get that fucked up, but if you give me straight alcohol and don't take it away I guarantee I would end worse. I am the biggest lightweight you'll ever find. Three sips of a 4loko and I was tipsy. No exaggeration. They had to take it away because I was getting drunk too fast and my friend was supposed to be the drunkest there.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 12, 2011, 12:48:32 pm
I don't get drunk easy, but I would reccomend avoiding Peroni when it's on tap. It tastes great, but god damn if it isn't stronger on tap.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 12:57:22 pm
I don't get drunk easy, but I would reccomend avoiding Peroni when it's on tap. It tastes great, but god damn if it isn't stronger on tap.
I don't even know what that is, hahaha. I'm always the one to buy for my friends because I look like I'm 23, especially with my beard, but I have no idea what the separate drinks are or what's best. What I'm interested in is what tastes the best and what gets you the most drunk. Fuck this in between bullshit.

Also, when inebriated I type out everypony more than everyone. I feel like that may be a problem.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 12, 2011, 01:01:38 pm
I thought the problem would have been owning a Fluttershy t-shirt when you look 23, but thats just me.

I've become notorious for being able to outdrink anyhuman, much to my Livers chagrin.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:04:23 pm
I thought the problem would have been owning a Fluttershy t-shirt when you look 23, but thats just me.

I've become notorious for being able to outdrink anyhuman, much to my Livers chagrin.
One's love for the show. The other is actually invading my fucking vocabulary to be more pony. Also, I'm 18. 5 years better, kinda. If they didn't want adults buying it, don't make adult sizes >_>

And I couldn't out drink an infant D:
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 01:08:37 pm
I thought the problem would have been owning a Fluttershy t-shirt when you look 23, but thats just me.

I've become notorious for being able to outdrink anyhuman, much to my Livers chagrin.
One's love for the show. The other is actually invading my fucking vocabulary to be more pony. Also, I'm 18. 5 years better, kinda. If they didn't want adults buying it, don't make adult sizes >_>

And I couldn't out drink an infant D:

I almost forgot:

Is Flootershoo still your waifu?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 01:12:52 pm
I thought the problem would have been owning a Fluttershy t-shirt when you look 23, but thats just me.

I've become notorious for being able to outdrink anyhuman, much to my Livers chagrin.
One's love for the show. The other is actually invading my fucking vocabulary to be more pony. Also, I'm 18. 5 years better, kinda. If they didn't want adults buying it, don't make adult sizes >_>

And I couldn't out drink an infant D:

I almost forgot:

Is Flootershoo still your waifu?
Oh shit. I may have written that. Maybe. Kinda.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 01:14:11 pm
You definitely said that.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: That One Guy on June 12, 2011, 01:15:52 pm
 Twilight Sparkle is my bitch. Carry on.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: matlab on June 12, 2011, 01:19:55 pm
I can see where this thread is going

: show
(http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/page/1166.jpg)
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: ybbald on June 12, 2011, 01:43:32 pm
whats a waifu?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 12, 2011, 01:44:51 pm
It's what someone with downs syndrome says when they try and say 'Waffle'.

Too much?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Dagnarok on June 12, 2011, 01:49:08 pm
I lol'd XD

waifu = Wife
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Sibare on June 12, 2011, 02:28:37 pm
whats a waifu?

It's what people get instead of a wife if they hate 3DPD.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 08:36:34 pm
I feel like we should no longer discuss the waifuness of Flootershoo.

Also, I could describe the long, annoying events that occurred that probably made that subconscious, but I think it would put the respect for me in the negative numbers.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: ybbald on June 12, 2011, 08:39:44 pm
You want to marry Fluttershy?
: show
if I were her father I would approve
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on June 12, 2011, 08:43:21 pm
You want to marry Fluttershy?
: show
if I were her father I would approve

Knowing you, I don't fully know if that means you'd think I'd be a brilliant choice or the literal incarnation of hellfire for your daughter. Assuming your love for ponies, I'll go for former and put on this face:

(http://www.ponychan.net/chan/www/thumb/130731345917s.jpg)
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on November 11, 2011, 12:50:17 am
BUMPED DUE TO RELEVANCE!

Nowhere near as drunk as I was the night I made this thread, but I have decided to drink again!

(I can't believe that this thread is labelled "Everypony")
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on November 11, 2011, 12:53:30 am
GET MOAR DRUNK

SUCK OFF A BUNCH OF ROOSTERS PLZ
Well that sounds unpleasant. I mean, do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to get those roosters?
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Lt. Ragnarok on November 11, 2011, 01:04:27 am
Continue drinking. Tune in for suggestions later.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on November 11, 2011, 01:15:04 am
Continue drinking. Tune in for suggestions later.
I have no more alcohol available to drink and it's freezing. Fuck going back outside.
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Squishy69 on November 11, 2011, 12:47:59 pm
I seriously have no idea how the thread went in this direction, or when.  But I'm quite amused.

(Also Fluttershy is Big Mac's filly so back off!)
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Miracle on November 11, 2011, 12:58:37 pm
(Also Fluttershy is Big Mac's filly so back off!)

I don't think Fluttershy and Bic mac have ever talked in all of MLP

: show
(http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/eeyup.gif)
Title: Re: Guys...
Post by: Silver on November 16, 2011, 11:20:48 am
I seriously have no idea how the thread went in this direction, or when.  But I'm quite amused.

(Also Fluttershy is Big Mac's filly so back off!)

Big Mac can suck my cock. Fluttershy is mine.

(Note: 100% sobriety)