[8/22/2011 9:07:34 PM] Venser: Okay guys
[8/22/2011 9:07:36 PM] Venser: Help me out here
[8/22/2011 9:07:45 PM] Venser: Droid X2 or HTC Incredible 2?
[8/22/2011 9:07:49 PM] Venser: BE JELLY
[8/22/2011 9:08:21 PM] Nolan: Bro I've got an Iphone. I ain't jelly for shit.
[8/22/2011 9:08:27 PM] Arkhanno: I'd go with the sexy iPhone because yeah
[8/22/2011 9:08:35 PM] Venser: iPhones are shit
[8/22/2011 9:08:38 PM] Evan20000: ^
[8/22/2011 9:08:38 PM] Venser: so let's move on from there
[8/22/2011 9:08:40 PM] Arkhanno: But they're sexy
[8/22/2011 9:08:43 PM] Arkhanno: And it's Steve Jobs
[8/22/2011 9:08:47 PM] Evan20000: lolnoflash
[8/22/2011 9:08:49 PM] Venser: You must find your shit very attractive then
[8/22/2011 9:09:05 PM] Venser: What do you do, jerk off into the toilet after you take a dump?
[8/22/2011 9:09:11 PM] Evan20000: lost
[8/22/2011 9:09:21 PM] Arkhanno: I'd go with a Droid if I actually did get a cellphone. But I don't have one and won't get one.
[8/22/2011 9:09:55 PM] Arkhanno: I'm apart of the home phone elitiest group
[8/22/2011 9:09:57 PM] Silverrida: Fukken rich peeps
[8/22/2011 9:10:00 PM] Arkhanno: Only pros use home phones
[8/22/2011 9:10:07 PM] Silverrida: Suddenly
[8/22/2011 9:10:10 PM] Silverrida: Silence
[8/22/2011 9:10:13 PM] Venser: Well
[8/22/2011 9:10:15 PM] Venser: See
[8/22/2011 9:10:15 PM] Silverrida: And confusion at my statement
[8/22/2011 9:10:25 PM] Venser: My dad happens to be an intelligent man
[8/22/2011 9:10:32 PM] Venser: And once invested in Procter and Gamble stock
[8/22/2011 9:10:41 PM] Venser: Thus, money.
[8/22/2011 9:10:45 PM] Silverrida: Well
[8/22/2011 9:10:47 PM] Silverrida: See
[8/22/2011 9:10:52 PM] Silverrida: My parents are drug addicts
[8/22/2011 9:10:57 PM] Silverrida: And once invested in heroin
[8/22/2011 9:11:00 PM] Silverrida: Thus, no money
[8/22/2011 9:11:03 PM] Evan20000: lol
[8/22/2011 9:11:03 PM] Arkhanno: Well
[8/22/2011 9:11:04 PM] Arkhanno: See
[8/22/2011 9:11:06 PM] Venser: It's so horrible but I lol'd
[8/22/2011 9:11:09 PM] Arkhanno: My friends are sexy as fuck
[8/22/2011 9:11:14 PM] Evan20000: Inorite
[8/22/2011 9:11:15 PM] Arkhanno: So I invested in condoms
[8/22/2011 9:11:16 PM] Nolan: It's the way the he worded it
[8/22/2011 9:11:19 PM] Arkhanno: Thus sex
[8/22/2011 9:11:20 PM] Nolan: That made it funny
[8/22/2011 9:11:40 PM] Nolan: Pfft. Fuck condoms
[8/22/2011 9:11:47 PM] Evan20000: I do
[8/22/2011 9:11:49 PM] Evan20000: Every night
[8/22/2011 9:11:59 PM] Venser: >Nolan encounters six fetuses!
[8/22/2011 9:12:00 PM] Silverrida: Condoms have tight vaginas
[8/22/2011 9:12:03 PM] Silverrida: It's sexy
[8/22/2011 9:12:06 PM] Evan20000: yes
[8/22/2011 9:12:11 PM] Arkhanno: I lovye ou guys
[8/22/2011 9:12:12 PM] Venser: >Fetuses use child support
[8/22/2011 9:12:14 PM] Nolan: Butthole
[8/22/2011 9:12:16 PM] Venser: >Nolan has fainted!
[8/22/2011 9:12:30 PM] Silverrida: >mfw golden age right here
[8/22/2011 9:12:32 PM] Nolan: WHAT FETUSES APPEAR IN BROWN TOWN?
[8/22/2011 9:12:34 PM] Arkhanno: I like the vag more than the ass, but I won't discount it when going with a guy
[8/22/2011 9:12:39 PM] Silverrida: >mfw Ark was right the whole time
[8/22/2011 9:12:49 PM] Nolan: I heard a wonderful analogy about buttsex.
[8/22/2011 9:12:56 PM] Evan20000: >HATE AND INTOLERANCE TO NEWFAGGOTS
[8/22/2011 9:12:57 PM] Evan20000: GOGO
[8/22/2011 9:12:58 PM] Venser: Is it
[8/22/2011 9:13:00 PM] Venser: an ANALogy?
[8/22/2011 9:13:05 PM] Nolan: Lost.
[8/22/2011 9:13:06 PM] Silverrida: YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
[8/22/2011 9:13:08 PM] Evan20000: lawd
[8/22/2011 9:13:09 PM] Arkhanno: LOL
[8/22/2011 9:13:19 PM] Silverrida: Because pickles
[8/22/2011 9:13:28 PM] Nolan: "What's the difference between a mans butthole and a womans?"
[8/22/2011 9:13:30 PM] Nolan: Nothing.
[8/22/2011 9:13:44 PM] Nolan: Instantly deterred me from the pooper.
[8/22/2011 9:13:45 PM] Evan20000: One doesn't cost you child support if you miss
[8/22/2011 9:13:48 PM] Evan20000: ...
[8/22/2011 9:14:25 PM] Arkhanno: Or, you know, coat hanger
[8/22/2011 9:14:26 PM] Silverrida: Now, we all know that women don't poop
[8/22/2011 9:14:40 PM] Evan20000: lol
[8/22/2011 9:14:46 PM] Silverrida: So clearly it's much cleaner
[8/22/2011 9:14:46 PM] Venser: Yeah, Chris is right. Biology doesn't apply to females
[8/22/2011 9:14:54 PM] Silverrida: And therefore sexy
[8/22/2011 9:15:06 PM] Arkhanno: just remember to douche before hand just in case
[8/22/2011 9:15:08 PM] Silverrida: Because females aren't animals
[8/22/2011 9:15:21 PM] Silverrida: Well, that was a good learnin session for tonight
[8/22/2011 9:15:23 PM] Arkhanno: You never know what kind of yeast infection might be up there
[8/22/2011 9:15:26 PM] Arkhanno: so always douche
[8/22/2011 9:16:07 PM] Venser: Words from an experienced anal rapist
[8/22/2011 9:16:08 PM] Silverrida: I wanna be writing too!
[8/22/2011 9:16:09 PM] Evan20000: You can simulate having a chick's asshole by using one of those Super Toilets in japan that gives you a bleach enema or someshit.
[8/22/2011 9:16:29 PM] Silverrida: Oh god
[8/22/2011 9:16:33 PM] Evan20000: As a bonus, it also removes all of your dignity!
[8/22/2011 9:16:34 PM] Silverrida: And suddenly
[8/22/2011 9:16:42 PM] Silverrida: Terrible pony pic pops into mind
[8/22/2011 9:16:49 PM] Evan20000: ....oh no
[8/22/2011 9:16:53 PM] Venser: OH NO
[8/22/2011 9:17:01 PM] Arkhanno: PLEASE DEAR GOD NO
[8/22/2011 9:17:03 PM] Venser: D:
[8/22/2011 9:17:08 PM] Arkhanno: VENSER SAVE US
[8/22/2011 9:17:12 PM] Venser: I CAN'T
[8/22/2011 9:17:19 PM] Evan20000: When you have Ark begging for mercy, you know you have gone way too far.
[8/22/2011 9:17:20 PM] Arkhanno: OH LORD VENSER THE OMNIPOTENT
[8/22/2011 9:17:43 PM] Silverrida: Can't find pic
[8/22/2011 9:17:47 PM] Silverrida: >Lucky this time