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Title: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 22, 2013, 07:45:24 pm
Welcome to Headdesk News! I am your host, the Head Newsbar, Infinite! Here we will bring you the highlights of every* week in one post! This will update every* weekend, so stay tuned for weekly news! This is Infinite, signing off.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on September 22, 2013, 07:46:29 pm
Stickeh, anyone?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 22, 2013, 07:49:43 pm
Oh, I guess I could say that was unexpected. But I totally saw a sticky coming. Thanks! This is Infinite, signing off.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on September 22, 2013, 08:33:31 pm
Awesome. Just wanted to post something here to show I was in an awesome thread...
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on September 22, 2013, 08:45:49 pm
This thread wins so much.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on September 22, 2013, 08:53:17 pm
3 pm in what time zone?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 22, 2013, 08:54:15 pm
Oh yeah, forgot to specify, I did in the other thread. EST.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on September 23, 2013, 03:52:56 am
Sweeet, we're counting on you!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on September 23, 2013, 06:21:04 am
You done good.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 27, 2013, 07:40:51 pm
THE FIRST OFFICIAL EDITION OF HEADDESK NEWS POSTS TOMORROW. STAY TUNED.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Dagnarok on September 27, 2013, 08:05:28 pm
*grabs tuning fork*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on September 28, 2013, 02:01:12 pm
*grabs pithing spork*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 28, 2013, 07:25:41 pm
Ah shit guys sorry for forgetting, ill get right on it
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 28, 2013, 07:45:28 pm
Hi, and welcome to the Headdesk News! I'm your Head Newsbar, Infinite! You may be wondering just what happened this week! Well... everyone was still punctuation, and a couple more got on the bandwagon, Headdesk News got started up and stickied, I became Head Newsbar, Jooger got gum on his phone, My Hand Smells Like Ass got necroed... again, IGN went crazy and necroed so many threads, Mort trolled an apple store, more cookies, a new rule was suggested, a bunch of people stayed in the Fangames, Other Games, and Game Design Boards, we wondered why they do, IWBTF got off the top searches from I Wanna Be the F, we found out how people are doing in school, Google turned 15, people spelunked and were spelunked on, everyone jumped aboard the quote train, Infernoman got depressed, but felt better thanks to cracked.com, I listened to a lot of songs, people cut their grass on sunday, sage grows in every field, infernoman needed help recording, MetaKK wanted some fangames, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Phaneron wanted to know our deepest secrets, guests were lookin at infernomans profile, Phaneron had a birthday, I got haunted by grandmas, everybody left, I linked to Engrish, Phaneron got a pet, eh-wha-wha-wha?, and who is harddrive, indeed?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on September 28, 2013, 08:16:09 pm
so beautiful
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on September 28, 2013, 08:56:12 pm
i'm asterism and I draw attention to this message
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on September 28, 2013, 09:50:24 pm
It's amazing.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on September 28, 2013, 10:42:48 pm
sage grows in every field
I love you.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on September 28, 2013, 10:43:04 pm
sage grows in every field
I love you.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Venser on September 29, 2013, 07:58:11 pm
You know, this had potential. Maybe even still has some.

Better not fuck it up next time.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 30, 2013, 06:25:37 pm
Sorry. I won't. I might move back the update times, though.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 30, 2013, 06:43:53 pm
You shall only be neglected further by doing this, attention whore
Goooooooood Interrobang *pets furiously*
^This
sage grows in every field
I love you.
(http://media.tumblr.com/5002b6e7af5eac17188457ba0f03a7a5/tumblr_inline_mnwaxbvd751qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on September 30, 2013, 10:19:11 pm
You shall only be neglected further by doing this, attention whore
Goooooooood Interrobang *pets furiously*
^This
sage grows in every field
I love you.
(http://media.tumblr.com/5002b6e7af5eac17188457ba0f03a7a5/tumblr_inline_mnwaxbvd751qz4rgp.gif)

i accept you into everything. my home is your home now

that is by far the best gif ive seen in forever
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 06, 2013, 12:18:47 pm
Alright, alright, I can explain being late! Yesterday our internet got cut off like 10 minutes before I was gonna make the news! It just came on a few minutes ago! I'm sorry!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on October 06, 2013, 12:27:22 pm
Alright, alright, I can explain being late! Yesterday our internet got cut off like 10 minutes before I was gonna make the news! It just came on a few minutes ago! I'm sorry!
Just move the time a few hours if you're gonna be late every week.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on October 06, 2013, 01:30:46 pm
Alright, alright, I can explain being late! Yesterday our internet got cut off like 10 minutes before I was gonna make the news! It just came on a few minutes ago! I'm sorry!
Just move the time a few hours if you're gonna be late every week.
Just say it'll be posted on Saturday at some time; gives you a bigger margin, because we clearly have nothing better to do with our lives than wait for OP to deliver.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on October 06, 2013, 02:00:24 pm
In other news, Ponchichi was tied up all weekend watching the 183rd Semiannual General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Of course, since Ponchichi doesn't exactly contribute anything meaningful to this community anyway, nobody gave a damn.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 06, 2013, 03:34:06 pm
I got my internet cut off AGAIN. I just got it back.
Alright, alright, I can explain being late! Yesterday our internet got cut off like 10 minutes before I was gonna make the news! It just came on a few minutes ago! I'm sorry!
Just move the time a few hours if you're gonna be late every week.
Just say it'll be posted on Saturday at some time; gives you a bigger margin, because we clearly have nothing better to do with our lives than wait for OP to deliver.
And yeah, I was planning on that. I'll change the OP.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 06, 2013, 03:59:24 pm
Well, it's a day late, (still so sorry) but I'm gonna go ahead anyway! So, what DID happen this week? Well... Kitty came online, some people changed out of the punctuations, a Mario/Portal mix was rediscovered, the U.S. government shut down, Evan is 20, Infernoman got health issues, I lost internet twice, cookie clicker updated, Neo got drunj, a paradox was put to use, minecraft is minecraft, Faith got forum runner, Infernoman got more depessed, more people beat the guy, Phaneron presented some Gorey fanart, I actually liked Pickory, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Doge, people presented their speakable languages, I finally learned the secret of Derf, funnest was funner to say, Obama went for a walk, Faith promised a ridiculous video, (which we're still waiting for!)  Therapist wondered about touhou, Infernoman listened to a lot of songs, and I love you.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 06, 2013, 07:09:17 pm
You forgot that I got even more depressed and I accepted you fully because of:


(http://media.tumblr.com/5002b6e7af5eac17188457ba0f03a7a5/tumblr_inline_mnwaxbvd751qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 07, 2013, 03:12:06 pm
Fatih*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 09, 2013, 05:32:51 pm
Faith*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on October 09, 2013, 11:57:55 pm
Fatty*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on October 10, 2013, 06:44:27 am
Faggot*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 10, 2013, 07:27:09 am
TerroristSinceImAMuslim*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 12, 2013, 07:54:16 am
It's really early, but I'm gonna make the news, 'cause I'm gonna be away all day! Welcome to the Headdesk News! You wanna know what happened this week? Well... The Jooger Therapist got to Full Member, Phaneron left the punctuation bandwagon, I was really late with the news, Windows 8 on an HP laptop sucked, Fatih was a terrorist, Ybbald and Guywithpasta were suddenly here, everybody spammed SD, and Ybbald cut it down, GUSTAVO!, games made people cry, more people beat The Guy, forum time got fixed, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Ybbald warned fucking everybody, people  ranted about Minecraft, the skeleton picture was cool, I hated bats with a burning passion, and BEES!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on October 12, 2013, 09:16:47 am
everybody spammed SD
I feel like I'm going to regret this but what's SD supposed to mean?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on October 12, 2013, 11:06:21 am
Serious Discussion(!) (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?board=14.0)
I like these news updates. Somehow they make it feel like more has happened in the last week.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on October 12, 2013, 11:13:42 am
well done, head newsbar.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 12, 2013, 02:40:27 pm
Can I now not be called a stereotypical terrorist now?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on October 12, 2013, 02:44:48 pm
Can I now not be called a stereotypical terrorist now?
Oh please, you're not a stereotypical terrorist!

You're worse.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 12, 2013, 10:33:13 pm
Can I now not be called a stereotypical terrorist now?
Oh please, you're not a stereotypical terrorist!

You're worse.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on October 13, 2013, 12:02:31 am
Can I now not be called a stereotypical terrorist now?
Oh please, you're not a stereotypical terrorist!

You're worse.

Fuck you.

(http://imageshack.us/a/img834/7197/dmcdante.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Don Piano on October 13, 2013, 01:31:02 pm
DD and Velocity kept playing their quests
DD and Velocity kept playing their quests
DD and Velocity kept playing their quests
Anyone else notice this?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on October 13, 2013, 03:12:30 pm
You say that as though it were possible to prevent them from playing their quests.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Dagnarok on October 13, 2013, 05:40:16 pm
You say that as though it were possible to prevent them from playing their quests.

Well we could just BAN them, but... why?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 19, 2013, 02:13:01 pm
Hey everyone, and welcome to the Headdesk News! I am your Head Newsbar, and I'm gonna get right ahead with the news! So, what happened this week? Well... guests did some crazy shit, zombies were philosophical, infernoman came back with unimportant news, Don Piano couldn't fix a gif, light couldn't get trapped, Neo got an awesome biiiiicycle, Mark made something in GIMP, chi is awesome, infernoman had a fiery rage, Draco and Velocity weren't playing their quests (WTF?), Phaneron had a new perspective on things, people drove cars, mechs and men, an annoying 11 year beat The Guy, the Fangames worth giving a go was updated, infernoman loved Mississippi, 42, boxes would be lighter, it's a hand-made comb!, I realized that everyone else was older, people thought that infernoman looked good, we never defaulted, word association got up and running again, a wild Lion appeared, and guests couldn't worship Mort's wang.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 19, 2013, 02:35:14 pm
It was alright, but you forgot quite a lot.

Neko-chan can tell you if you're interested, I got back to hood-roots, LoLGamer claimed he was masochist, Alex999theGuy got angry, and YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on October 19, 2013, 02:47:23 pm
newsbar, you should delegate reporters to report to you so your reports can be more holistic
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 19, 2013, 02:47:46 pm
newsbar, you should delegate reporters to report to you so your reports can be more holistic

also, I had a fiery rage?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on October 19, 2013, 03:56:43 pm
inb4nextnewsreportaboutreportingaboutreportersforreportingpurposes
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 19, 2013, 09:21:48 pm
Hello everyone, this is the next news report about reporting about reporters for reporting purposes!

Infinite is our anchorman, and that is all!

Back to you, Infinite!~
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on October 19, 2013, 10:19:35 pm
Not so fast, the Young and the Fatihless.

For it is I, Liquid, here to give you ladies and gentlemen the scoop. The real scoop. The one that's got the plastic button on it that helps dispense the ice cream. That helps put the lotion on the skin.

Today, skies darkened over the forums as three deep-sea nautiluses disguised themselves as well-known posters, causing mass chaos, riots in the streets, grenades going off in French kitchenettes--the works. Who were these dastardly cephalopods? Tune in at 10:00 central to find out. Now, over to Webdings for the midnight weather forecast.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 19, 2013, 10:23:13 pm
But WAIT! Here's your meditation site of the day:

Meditate (http://larrycarlson.com/medijate/index2.htm)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 19, 2013, 10:25:16 pm
sexy anime porn
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on October 19, 2013, 10:28:03 pm
Thanks Liquid. Well what can I say, it might be hot, it might be cold. You might get some rain or it'll be completely California. But one thing I know is it will be too dark outside for you to care. Now go to bed. Now to our next broadcaster, who has some news about a cruise ship.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 20, 2013, 02:14:53 pm
I probably wont ever be able to get everything that happened in the week in the news, but especially yesterday I was in a rush.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on October 21, 2013, 12:58:07 am
Might as well just have an alternate account, and every week check the "unread posts since last visit" page, then compile something from there. It'll probably lighten up the work a bunch.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on October 21, 2013, 09:05:26 am
If you go on recent posts on the forum (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?action=recent) then you can easily see all posts made in the last week.
I'm not how much help that will be though an an alternate account could be more useful.
I'm really enjoying reading these news update. Please don't stop doing them. :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 21, 2013, 06:03:42 pm
Pilcrow had a good idea, thanks. I'll use gasiculous.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 22, 2013, 08:50:31 am
HEY IM AT SCHOOL NIGGERS
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 25, 2013, 05:30:12 pm
Hey, I'm gonna be out all weekend, so the News is updating tonight! So... Fatih looked back on a bad post, I got the feels, Berry had a good idea, Patrickgh lectured on criticism, everyone turned into cats, everyone tried to help with the news, Neo had a boat, IGN returned, RICK, flash worked on the forums, anime tits, Mark and LoLgamer posted mugshots, Infinite's and asshole, people had LP videos, people talked about how they found IWBTG, Infernoman wouldnt trust a skeleton, I wouldnt trust Phaneronn, we were all masochists, people died a lot on fangames, LoLgamer is assian, I was reminded of the Fatih of old, Klefki was stupid, DD and Velocity still werent playing their quests, Mort came back after people remembered him, Infernoman was sad about a death, a new mafia game started (that I missed), a horrible McDonald fangame was made, Candy Box 2 came out, mediate, spike words, "Lonely Rolling Star" better be the national anthem, IGN thought L=L wasnt funny, Mark found himself as pusheen cat, Ellipsis copied Mark, Neonostalgia, the Mississippi thread was great, Faith was at school niggers, ponies, people posted how good they were at IWBTG, cats beat puctuation, Falcon came, fabio Ampharos, I said I'm a great sponge (according to Lionpony), and what is going on in this th- oh lawd.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 25, 2013, 05:36:58 pm
Hats off to you. Was the best one since when you got nominated for this.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on October 25, 2013, 05:37:56 pm
a successful newsbar
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 25, 2013, 05:41:25 pm
*bow, exit stage right*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on October 25, 2013, 05:49:08 pm
I agree, this was great news. Also signups are still open in mafia, you can still join. Doesn't matter if you're gone for the weekend, you have no idea how many are inactive when they're here :P

Make it an even 12.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on October 25, 2013, 06:49:19 pm
A successful week when I get in the news not once, not twice, but thrice.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on October 25, 2013, 07:00:48 pm
a horrible McDonald fangame was made
Laughed so fucking hard
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on October 25, 2013, 09:48:11 pm
Quote
Fatih was at school niggers,

died.


Anyways, thank you for the news flash, Infinite! Now let's look at the weather! Tommorow will be 0, the day after will be 1, after that 0, then 0, then 1, then shit, then 011!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 27, 2013, 11:08:15 am
I just realized I missed one thing
: this • show
(http://medias.gifboom.com/medias/5790d3506cd348e4a3822e1e5d5fcc2b@2x.gif)

Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 02, 2013, 11:25:40 am
Hey there, welcome to the Headdesk News! I'm your Head Newsbar, Pusheenfinite! So, wanna know what happened this week? Well... more people were pusheenified, LoLgamer made alts, IWBTG on Steam = bullshit, Faith is old and Fatih is reformed (sort of), NO NECROES MAX, LoLgamer found a secret room, Liquid must be gay, awkward family photos, life gives me the feels, vagina island, no furries here, Phaneron Rag and IGN got lynched, LoLgamer talked to himself, Phaneron had deja vu, hagrid, dem mecha birdoz was a sad, sad thread, Fatih reported binary weather, IGN and Fatih can't stop fighting, woof, pokemon X was #disappointment, infernoman had some plasmadiculous art, it's an inside job, IWBT Screenplay is beautiful, to the moon was discussed, LoLgamer claimed he was Osb, stop talking to yourself LoLgamer, マフィアの選手は日本語で話した, pokemon can get viruses, terarria is fun, Fatih died, everyone lost L=L, baby instructions, patrickgh had pride, Cookie Clicker got creepy, IWBT Black Swordsman was brought back when no one wanted it to, Space is key, Fatih's making an RPG, Draco and Velocity are still not here, 1v1 Liquid bitch, and MY NAME'S NOT RICK!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on November 02, 2013, 11:36:39 am
Liquid must be gay
wut
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 02, 2013, 11:41:30 am
Liquid must be gay
wut
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=18027.msg436939#msg436939 (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=18027.msg436939#msg436939)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 04, 2013, 05:14:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/icDAk.gif)

Bravo sir!

*wipes tear from eye*
Seriously? I was actually afraid that this one wasnt that good.

Also, remember that very first post that made me start this? Well, looking back on it, I realized that I missed that things got solidusiculous. XD
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 06, 2013, 09:40:37 am
IM AT SCHOOL AGAIN BITCHES
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on November 06, 2013, 10:25:51 am
IM AT SCHOOL AGAIN BITCHES

NOBODY CARES, BITCH
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 06, 2013, 10:35:25 am
a horrible McDonald fangame was made
Laughed so fucking hard

Me too,even im the maker of that fangame :D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 06, 2013, 04:31:51 pm
IM AT SCHOOL AGAIN BITCHES

NOBODY CARES, BITCH

Well it's more important than you will ever be!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on November 06, 2013, 07:58:47 pm
Also the talkhaus came back, so I'm going to be even more lurky than usual.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 06, 2013, 08:23:10 pm
infernoman had a fiery rage
also, I had a fiery rage?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 07, 2013, 11:38:59 am
IM AT SCHOOL AGAIN BITCHES

I'M ALWAYS AT SCHOOL. SO WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 07, 2013, 08:26:47 pm
me
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on November 07, 2013, 10:21:47 pm
This hurr is a nifty little thread, since I take extended periods of absenses due to my outlaw fucking BADASS life style I'll probably be referring to this thread quite a bit.

good job infinite.
REALLY
FUCKING
COOL
:)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 08, 2013, 04:25:29 pm
This hurr is a nifty little thread, since I take extended periods of absenses due to my outlaw fucking BADASS life style I'll probably be referring to this thread quite a bit.

good job infinite.
REALLY
FUCKING
COOL
:)
Thanks, I work hard on it. (sort of)
infernoman had a fiery rage
also, I had a fiery rage?
And now its red to represent my fiery wrath
Wrath, rage, same difference.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 08, 2013, 06:14:34 pm
Oh yeah. I completely forgot I posted that.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 09, 2013, 11:43:34 am
News comin in just a little bit.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 09, 2013, 11:43:48 am
Yessssss
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 09, 2013, 11:45:57 am
Dis goin to be a loooooooooong post....
Good news everyone!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 10, 2013, 02:40:31 pm
Sorry, guys, shit happened yesterday during my news-writing. Got banned from the computer for the day 'cause I failed a math test. I'll try to get it done now.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 10, 2013, 03:30:31 pm
'sCool
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 10, 2013, 03:43:12 pm
Hey, welcome to the Headdesk News! It may be late, but I'm gonna tell you what happened this week anyway! *Ahem*...Tayc came back, Rag, Berry and MetaKK got lynched, Fatih's still at school bitches, rule 8 was invoked, Phaneron's gonna go to Location to bitch-slap fuckers, IGN had 300,000,000,000,000,000 cookies, Lolgamer necroed a 2007 thread, rule 11 was invoked, cannabis may cure cancer, Phaneron loved the news, rule 59 was invoked, Tay had an awesome soundboard, DD and Lion posted in the same thread (Berry must be dreaming), rule 23 was invoked, Arturo has never changed his name, *her, Liquid said that everyone's an alt, ALL HAIL ATURO, rule -506 was invoked, Ponchichi's gonna be more lurky, Patrick is surprised, MetaKK went back to his old self, Cabadoth suggested Killing Floor, rule 404 was invoked,  people kept changing their names, I posted from my Wii, Phaneron took too many shots,  Google+ is bullshit, rule 9001 was invoked (MORT),  IGN criticized videogames of 2013, we <3 fedoras, nobody respects IGN, rule 69 was invoked, we hit the autism event horizon, spambots were fun for Infernoman, being late 'scool, IGN hates everything ever, Triangle quest got bumped, rule 666 was invoked, Bittersoul could be dead, Mkid bumped Neo's music shop, Universe Quest was full of niggers, DD ranted about Oz TGAP, Phaneron ranted about Lolgamer, Lolgamer promised to be better, rule anime tits was invoked, dragon dildo, Infernoman realized he's a sr. member, Ellipsis had a creepy picture, ruile 42 was invoked, Therapist hatres coffee, max necroed a game, YOU DESERVE MORE, and C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 10, 2013, 06:15:53 pm
And you forgot that I died whenever I read the second page of Universequest
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 11, 2013, 01:20:49 pm
When did that happen?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 11, 2013, 01:28:39 pm
When did that happen?
3 or 4 days ago.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 13, 2013, 04:39:20 pm
Nobody's talking about this week's news post! Now I don't know how I did!! HOW WAS THE NEWS!?! RAWR!!1!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 13, 2013, 04:40:08 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/lzHBTRNzqjkjs78284c7GVOAo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 13, 2013, 04:55:57 pm
It was good.
Good news everyone!
Im going to say this everytime when you post news.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on November 13, 2013, 05:36:03 pm
Don't take us not talking about the news badly. You always do a good job of covering everything that's happened, missing a few things doesn't really matter unless that person has nothing else going on in their life and they need you to put it in the news to validate their existence.

8/10 will read again
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 15, 2013, 05:42:03 pm
Liquid Thanks a lot for giving the fucking feels.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 15, 2013, 11:37:34 pm
Best boss fight in the game.

Best fight music in the game.

Best dungeon in the game.

That was just a great moment, honestly.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 16, 2013, 04:36:15 pm
Hot news:DraconicDescant and Velocity are continuing their quests!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 16, 2013, 05:00:02 pm
Hot news:DraconicDescant and Velocity are continuing their quests!

(http://i.imgur.com/JcGPoVf.png)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 16, 2013, 09:01:01 pm
WelcometotheHeaddeskNews!MyspacebarisntworkingverywellrightnowsoIhopeyouforgiveme for the- oh, it's fixed. *Ahem*, well, I'll get to the week then. So... I hit the jackpot, Phaneron talked about drinking, Mark enjoyed vastness, IGN set up a cookie thread, DD and Velocity continued their quests (YOU DON'T SAY?), the News was spectacular, LoLgamer thought about getting heavenly chips, IGN talked about games in 2013, LoLgamer wanted to travel back to 2011, the Google Plus Bullshit thread got moved, Therapist started playing Candy Box 2, IGN used an add-on, Mark made his avatar so cute, in the future Kudo will be dead, Therapist almost beat The Guy, , LoLgamer liked IWBTCrimson, Neo and Liquid won the Mafia desu, Yosniper updated Detonation Zone, some guy spammed the IWKTG thread, LoLgamer finished Therapist's fangame, I couldn't get spoilers in my sig (but got it fixed), Therapist never saw Thor movies, IGN's mormon, I have heart troubles, Infernoman got 10 subscribers in a day, Mark got a better score with a pusheen, and Liquid beat IWBTG on Very Hard without any milk.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 16, 2013, 09:39:29 pm
Considering the fact that this was quite a dull week, this was a really good news.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 16, 2013, 09:59:45 pm
Considering the fact that this was quite a dull week, this was a really good news.

I can't put this any way better.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 17, 2013, 06:21:55 am
Liquid beat IWBTG on Very Hard without any milk.

He lies,it was actually alcohol.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 17, 2013, 11:49:28 am
...without any alcohol..?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on November 17, 2013, 12:54:01 pm
...without any alcohol..?
It's lolgamer, don't try to put too much sense into it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 17, 2013, 05:11:00 pm
i just, I don't know sometimes
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on November 19, 2013, 01:22:55 pm
Considering the fact that this was quite a dull week, this was a really good news.
Did you miss me? XD
I don't think anyone noticed...
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on November 19, 2013, 01:30:25 pm
I don't think anyone noticed...
I did, your posts are one of the few I actually enjoy reading.
Welcome back.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 19, 2013, 01:48:35 pm
Considering the fact that this was quite a dull week, this was a really good news.
Did you miss me? XD
I don't think anyone noticed...

I noticed because i liek ur posts just liek MetaKK
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on November 19, 2013, 02:27:31 pm
Awww. Thank you both. Well I've moved house now so I'll be back on the forum as usual. ^-^
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 19, 2013, 04:25:47 pm
I don't think anyone noticed...
I did, your posts are one of the few I actually enjoy reading.
Welcome back.

agreed. Welcome back. Hope you like the new house ^^
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 20, 2013, 09:06:13 pm
News I beat TouHou 6's Flandre Scarlet without my morning hentai coke
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on November 20, 2013, 11:14:13 pm
But can you block?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on November 20, 2013, 11:23:35 pm
I feel totally caught up after reading the news.

Thanks again Headdesk news, for keeping the public informed!

i guess
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 24, 2013, 08:27:18 pm
INFINITE!!!  COME TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 25, 2013, 08:07:02 am
INFINITE!!!  COME TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

YOU'RE SUSPENDED
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 25, 2013, 08:52:30 am
We want teh news,its been 2  days



: BEST THING EVER • show
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That was great 8|
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 25, 2013, 09:46:23 am
INFINITE!!!  COME TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

YOU'RE SUSPENDED

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/739/Icon.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 25, 2013, 11:54:18 am
INFINITE!!!  COME TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

YOU'RE SUSPENDED

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/739/Icon.jpg)

This reminds me this:
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=17563.0
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 25, 2013, 04:28:01 pm
Sorry about this, I really am, but I'm gonna need to put a pause on the News for now. I'm going through some personal issues, so I need to take a break from the forums. I should be back in no more than a month. You could make your own news or something in the meantime if you like.
That's about all I have to say. Peace.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 25, 2013, 04:29:46 pm
Could I replace you?  :P

I'll be the co-anchor. Hey, could some mod make me a custom title saying "Plasmadiculous Co-Anchor"?

That would be awesome, and I will have something special in my sig for you :3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 25, 2013, 06:29:26 pm
Sure.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 25, 2013, 06:45:42 pm
:D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 25, 2013, 06:51:31 pm
:D
Well then, what's the news?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 26, 2013, 08:24:21 am
We want teh news,its been 2  days



: BEST THING EVER • show
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[/spoiler]
That was great 8|

GOD


FUCK-


ING


DAMMIT


LOL

GAMER


FOR THE



9999th

TIME                       STOP THIS BULLSHIT
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 26, 2013, 08:51:16 am
News:Inferno replaced Infinite for a while,IGN is gone,LoLGamer is a necroing master,Therapist had the funniest avatar ever,german is a strange language,a horrible Skrillex fangame was made,Bitcoins are useful,Ybbald's older threads fails sooo much,Neko Desu cant survive longer than 2 minutes in babababdajrjgjrf game,Infinite hit a jackpot,German sounds english backwards,MetaKK and i found IWBTK finally,Fatih had an accident,Pusheenism is over,Forum Mineswepper was a nice game until it broke,Fatih beat Touhou 6's flandre scarlet with morning hentai,Inferno made a great playthrough,people dont know which tree is Phaneron,Berry and Phaneron dont want to go for 1k posts,Turkish is not arabic,IGN had a necroposting rampage,an epic Revolution fangame was made,everybody lost,my signature was lagging Fatih's computer,YOURE BOTH SUSPENDED,Neo should start another mafia game,Member of the Year thread was an epic fail,Liquid hates necroposts,Animals have the best penises,people actually playing fangames,Fox in a sandbox was most hazarding thing ever for Phaneron,Crap forum is Up,ToonTown online shut down,KanyeQuest is really weird,Tay needs to find touhou,Infinite dont know how to put spoilers in signature,no one wants to be the forum except Fatih,you deserve an orgy!contraversial games suck,Gandalf is not gay and dead rising 3 gone bad.

Here ya go,i missed a few things i guess but.....
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 26, 2013, 09:55:02 am
Hard to believe all this happened this week. Some of this stuff seemed like it happened longer ago.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on November 26, 2013, 11:10:18 am
Hard to believe all this happened this week. Some of this stuff seemed like it happened longer ago.
Some of those were necroposts, still relevant in the news I'd say.

Good job LoLGamer. Your posts have improved a lot in terms of quality over the last week. I'm starting to like you :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 29, 2013, 08:03:00 am
Oh, and you MESSED up a few things without me.

I did it WITOUT my morning hentai.
The sig did NOT lag my pc.
I guess I wanna be the forums.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 30, 2013, 05:48:41 pm
I can't fucking wait for the news now
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on November 30, 2013, 06:32:10 pm
Good job LoLGamer. Your posts have improved a lot in terms of quality over the last week. I'm starting to like you :)
How ironic
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 03, 2013, 09:20:05 am
Note:Some of these thing may seem older than a week for you,but its not.Headdesk News includes a week,so it begins from the last Saturday.
News:Happy Birthday Liquid,bananas are high,2013 was a long year,everyone posted their favourite eldritch abomination,Fatih dont know what is an eldritch abomination,I made a forum,Midnight game is freaking boring,Brian is dead,666,Osb is back,The Guy and spike coridor is the worst thing ever in IWBTG,Fatih played Midnight Game,Everything in the universe is better than ios and windows 8 (agreed),Phaneron killed Liquid,there are 2 muslims in the forum,more people put hats in their avatar,Lionpony is back,the recent crap is much crappier than the usual crappy crap,we made a quote chain,Fatih admits that Liquid is always lying,threvans,Fatih is Lawful Evil,Phaneron is True Neutral,Liquid is Lawful Good,MetaKK is chaotic neutral,Neko Desu is True neutral,Rag is chaotic good,Berry is chaotic neutral,Evan is chaotic neutral,Kudo and Mkid are True Neutral,Lionpony is chaotic good,Sofa King is Lawful good,Everybody hates LoLGamer,Fatih made a thread about coding,fags and obama,LoLGamer fuck you no one cares you go to hell and Chaman se Bichhda huya Gulab Hoon Main Khud Apni Tabahi ka.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on December 04, 2013, 08:07:31 am
Fatih dont know what is an eldritch abomination

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cucpQlGq1r5gymeo1_400.gif)

Fatih is Lawful Evil

http://re-jinx.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nichizzzzz1.jpg
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on December 05, 2013, 08:44:20 am
LoLGamer, that was actually pretty good news too. The Headdesk News is probably one of (if not the best) new things to come to the forum for quite a while...
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 05, 2013, 08:49:16 am
Fatih dont know what is an eldritch abomination

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cucpQlGq1r5gymeo1_400.gif)

Fatih is Lawful Evil

(http://re-jinx.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nichizzzzz1.jpg)

I cant see the second pic
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 07, 2013, 02:39:39 pm
Nice job LoLgamer, I see you've been very good doing these news posts. Though I thought infernoman was gonna do them...
And thanks for pointing out that the "week news" is basically made as everything since last News post.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on December 07, 2013, 02:41:48 pm
was joking. Don't actually have time for that. LolGamer did a great job with it.

Though i still would like 'Plasmadiculous' as my custom title :3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 07, 2013, 02:53:34 pm
Good to see you here again Infinite :3
Oh also dat cockroach avatar killing me
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 20, 2013, 06:06:10 pm
news are dead
im not going to
will do
anymore
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 20, 2013, 10:17:04 pm
I'm returning tomorrow, and I've said this before.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on December 21, 2013, 01:04:37 am
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to wait for the 24th?
Whatever, glad Headdesk News is back.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 21, 2013, 01:06:29 am
Well, tomorrow is Saturday, and the 24th is a Tuesday, and it updates on Saturdays, so no, it would not be more appropriate.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on December 21, 2013, 01:34:48 am
Also, Tuesday is Christmas Eve, so it might be worth it to wait for everyone to be done with this week to update it. Holidays are busy for me, probably for a bunch of you as well.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 21, 2013, 11:31:34 am
Guess what everybody? The Headdesk News is BACK! I've now returned to my position to tell you as much as I can about this week! (Though I may get a bit of last week, too.) Here we go! Mort posted a cute cat and dog gif, a suggested Mafia was never made, Justin Bieber faked giving up her singing career, people posted great game files, I semi-necroed Gaming Goals, peanutdude came back as ViricideFilly, Derf had a school presentation dilemma, the new Zelda game was disliked, VF and I came out as trans, the fox says yiff, MetaKK got some dick chocolate, MetaKK was the best newcomer, Neo was the best oldie, IGN was the worst member, Chef Excellence® was the best alt, forst, Liquid was the best mod, Rag was the best real mod, Liquid and Phaneron were the best members, the monkey has spoken, Patrick quotes, I turned 14, Fatih had a cool gif in his sig, Delibird was classy, Fatih tried to be a pervert, Kudo was the most touhou-powered, MetaKK's Santa hat couldnt be beaten, kill, Kudo was late with the avatar change, fuckig, Kitty changed Fatih's Member of the Year, Berry is Kitty's BFF, people had irrational fears, the name's Infinite, MetaKK luld for obscure reasons, The Kid posted a nonexistant fangame, THANK YOU, an awesome snake gif, the Cookie Clicker upadate was awemazing, D, Lolgamer thought the News was dead, IGN is normal, will do, Gandalf the Pink, VF posted music for an aquired taste, we all waited for someone to post in a thread we were watching, HighOnBananas' phone literally sucks, southern states were backwards, Katy Perry's boobs ruined her voice, my birthday thread turned into a fucking coding extravaganza, Berry linked an appropriate video, liguid is a nigga name, The United States of Matter assembled, BLAME THE ROOSTER, Lolgamer posted a strange picture for wuts, AndreSsgarrido had trouble with feebas, and BLAME THE MORT.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 21, 2013, 12:25:50 pm
My reaction when i finished reading this:
(http://u1312.hizliresim.com/1j/p/vrmw3.gif) (http://bit.ly/c25MCx)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on December 21, 2013, 12:49:58 pm
the prodigal newsbar has returned
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on December 21, 2013, 03:41:16 pm
uhm
kudo said i can take the most-touhou-powered award insteadgoaskhim
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on December 21, 2013, 06:37:00 pm
the prodigal newsbar has returned
he was lost, but now is found

-da bibel
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on December 23, 2013, 10:49:53 am
This news is just...

*hugs Infinite*

If you ever leave us again I will kill you.


I have a suggestion, if it's not too much work, I understand if it is, but what if each statement was a link?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on December 23, 2013, 10:56:49 am
Well, tomorrow is Saturday, and the 24th is a Tuesday, and it updates on Saturdays, so no, it would not be more appropriate.
._. I meant as in "The Return of the news" as a christmas gift to everyone.

But okay, I understand.
_________________

Also, ninja'd by Neo.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 23, 2013, 12:34:08 pm
I have a suggestion, if it's not too much work, I understand if it is, but what if each statement was a link?
Maybe I could try, I dunno. It's already pretty time-consuming.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 23, 2013, 12:57:12 pm
It would take LONG time to give links to my all "will do"s.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on December 23, 2013, 01:09:03 pm
I have a suggestion, if it's not too much work, I understand if it is, but what if each statement was a link?
Maybe I could try, I dunno. It's already pretty time-consuming.

Then don't. Forget I said anything. It's better to hunt-gather anyway. Keep doin whatcha doin.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on December 23, 2013, 05:12:01 pm
I have a suggestion, if it's not too much work, I understand if it is, but what if each statement was a link?
Maybe I could try, I dunno. It's already pretty time-consuming.

Then don't. Forget I said anything. It's better to hunt-gather anyway. Keep doin whatcha doin.
If you want, you can just link to the thread instead of the specific post; assuming you already took my previous suggestion of using a proxy account for this, it should be easy to organize.

Again, up to you. We'll still love you regardless.

Maybe slightly less.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Lion on December 26, 2013, 03:29:59 am
the new Zelda game was disliked,

>See this
>Think it's about A Link Between Worlds
>Goes to look for thread to call people stupid for disliking
>Find Hyrule Warriors thread
>o
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 30, 2013, 11:53:38 am
Infinite,where are you?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 01, 2014, 03:17:50 pm
I was in the goddamn hospital. I'm better now.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 01, 2014, 03:19:52 pm
Oh,hope you get well soon ^^
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on January 01, 2014, 03:23:08 pm
I was in the goddamn hospital. I'm better now.

Shit. What happened?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 01, 2014, 03:33:02 pm
I was in the goddamn hospital. I'm better now.

Shit. What happened?
Um... personal things.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on January 01, 2014, 03:46:52 pm
I was in the goddamn hospital. I'm better now.

Shit. What happened?
Um... personal things.

Well, glad to hear you're better.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on January 01, 2014, 04:55:17 pm
I was in the goddamn hospital. I'm better now.
That's no fucking excuse.

Seriously though, glad you're better. :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 03, 2014, 05:29:47 pm
Infinite,will you write the news?If you will not,can i do it?*.*
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 03, 2014, 05:38:42 pm
What, is it already Saturday in Turkey?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 03, 2014, 05:40:16 pm
Yep D:
I guess Turkish people is in future or something 0:0
Whatever,im waiting :P
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on January 03, 2014, 06:02:22 pm
I always felt like if you went to a different time zone, you were kinda moving in time.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Valkema on January 03, 2014, 06:06:13 pm
This is great I'm so sad I missed this.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 03, 2014, 06:16:33 pm
Yep D:
I guess Turkish people is in future or something 0:0
Whatever,im waiting :P
It's only around 5:30 Friday where I am. (EST)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on January 03, 2014, 07:03:06 pm
This is great I'm so sad I missed this.

Don't worry. There's still quite a lot of
: show
Hoopla


 I'm exhausted.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on January 03, 2014, 11:35:41 pm
I'm actually glad Valkama is back, now things will be even livelier :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 04, 2014, 08:48:14 pm
Hello, good (and some not so good) people of IWBTF! The time is now to read the world-famous Headdesk News! I'm your host, and I'm prepared to repeat the week! Here we go... 2014 started, everyone boarded the quote train, Valkama returned, Tayloop got a computer, Turkey was a day later than me, I had medical leave, Kudo came back to IWBTPokemon, nullcores' mind played with him, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Fatih made Tay laugh, I found out that "My hand smells like ass" got locked, multigrain Cirnos were flavored with real frogs, Lolgamer pissed everyone off, IGN's faith in Payday 2 was restored, Kitty ate poultry, Lolgamer found the NSFW board, fuck yeah warriors, we failed in summoning Kitty, there will be quite a lot of hoopla, people talked about music genres, everyone talked in other languages, infernoman nostalia'd at guitarsage, lel, DD continued Dracoblog, more spambots were reported, Fatih started doing Twitch, infernoman had girl problems, Lolgamer liked Streamline, IWKTK 3 was discussed, TENNIS COURT is so good when you're high, IGN wanted to be added on ps3, Derf played a Half-Life 2 mod, infernoman hated guests, IGN could play Circus Galop 9 times, infernoman got a twitter, Lolgamer couldn't walljump, the fanboys should watch out, and war were declared.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on January 04, 2014, 08:52:24 pm
I seem to be the toast of the forums.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on January 04, 2014, 09:03:18 pm
Fatih started doing Twitch
And failed horribly might I add. Well, at least he got me browsing Twitch and finding an amazing streamer who currently plays IWBTG blind. :3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on January 04, 2014, 11:47:38 pm
War were declared
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 05, 2014, 03:37:24 am
Another succesful newsbar.(Puts sunglasses,walks slowly away the telephone box)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on January 05, 2014, 01:53:47 pm
Fatih started doing Twitch
And failed horribly might I add.

Ain't my fault

ANYWAYS QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT

I followed a guy awhile ago named samson (with some numbers). He does a lot of IWBTG fangames, so I recommend that you look at him. I also watched him become the boshy.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on January 05, 2014, 02:10:47 pm
Fatih started doing Twitch
And failed horribly might I add.

Ain't my fault

ANYWAYS QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT

I followed a guy awhile ago named samson (with some numbers). He does a lot of IWBTG fangames, so I recommend that you look at him. I also watched him become the boshy.

Follow Denferok, Kinata, Shadowlink57, Sunbla, Sandsky0, LemonxReaper, and Geezer too. They are really good at fangames.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on January 21, 2014, 11:33:38 am
I always love reading these lol very good summary ofo the week
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 25, 2014, 12:32:55 pm
I want to get right to the week, so there will be no intro. Wait... well, Mark had a sleeping problem, IGN played 1999 mode, Bieber got arrested, Lolgamer wanted people to visit Turkey, Tayloop still loves the News, Mark hated SAO, Lolgamer was confused by HB2, Fatih came back and hated homework, Sean Piche and Adam Wan should be in jail, MetaKK and LOLC2K argued, Bronies ≠ Furries, IGN hated 1999 mode, LG put a size spoiler on that shit, IGN finished MGS4, Family Guy sucks, Tay still loves us, I reccommended Sporcle, Ellipsis posted his company, IGN Lolgamer and Fatih could blow us all to hell, Mark is still addicted to Pusheen, I lost at IGN's personal text, Meanbean was cunfused with the Mona Lisa room, AndreSsgarrido wants us to kil him, MetaKK posted the post of the year, we got 49 states, IGN beat 1999 mode, what in the fuck, IGN suggested Vinesauce, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, and both players must bend Ogre for what's coming.
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 25, 2014, 01:04:02 pm
It was Short but Gold ;)
I also hit 1 Quintillion cookies right after you wrote this message (you can add it too if you want)
Soon,i'll reach IGN
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 25, 2014, 01:06:41 pm
Soon,i'll reach IGN
No you won't.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on January 25, 2014, 01:16:21 pm
Soon,i'll reach IGN
Yeah. You're doing really well actually.

Good job on the news again by the way Infinite, want a cookie? I've got plenty to share.

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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on January 25, 2014, 01:36:58 pm
It was Short but Gold ;)
I also hit 1 Quintillion cookies right after you wrote this message (you can add it too if you want)
Soon,i'll reach IGN
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Also notice the "3 seconds to next heavenly chip" which I just now noticed. Pimping.

IGN played 1999 mode, IGN hated 1999 mode, IGN finished MGS4, IGN Lolgamer and Fatih could blow us all to hell,  I lost at IGN's personal text, IGN beat 1999 mode, what in the fuck, IGN suggested Vinesauce

Maybe I should stop posting for a while..
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on January 25, 2014, 01:41:43 pm
What is "next cookie"?What does it mean?
Also that was just a joke,i know you have 32 times more cookie than me.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on January 25, 2014, 01:44:52 pm
What is "next cookie"?What does it mean?
Also that was just a joke,i know you have 32 times more cookie than me.

It means next golden cookie
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 25, 2014, 02:35:50 pm
I've made one amendment.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 01, 2014, 05:01:03 pm
DAMN IT I ACCIDENTALY DELETED THE NEWS FUCK FUCK FUCK
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 01, 2014, 05:02:52 pm
IGN spammed again as usual

You didn't even read the post about how my post wasn't spam, did you?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on February 01, 2014, 05:04:43 pm
DONT WORRY
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Re: The Headdesk News
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Hello~ This is the weekly edition of The Headdesk News! What happened this past week that you're all dying for me to talk about? Well... Ponchichi requested a glass of water, IGN's tongue got furious, Lolgamer talked about ROTMG and nobody else liked it, I went crazy, MetaKK wondered about the blue spot on the banner, IGN should stop posting so much, leather-boot returned for a bit, more people beat the guy, Ellipsis tried to take over the forums with his coding, JewWario passed away, Valkama's read better than 1984, Tay wanted to connect with people, Lolgamer made a program to get a bunch of time, IGN remembered that 4kids was a thing, Meanbean suggested clash of clans, vodamein wanted to make a fangame, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Mkid made sodium silicate, Lolgamer didn't like new WoW, Kitty wouldn't give out its contact info, tea is the superior beverage, game developers aren't usually childish (except for Phil Fish), ChickenBeard got a new gf (who may be Bahamut), MetaKK offered me a cookie, I am obsessed with fun, IGN spammed again as usual, Valkama had water but then freezer happened, Rule PUYO, Almeta wanted to fuck, I said shitposting, Lolgamer was obsessed with online time, Mkid posted a beautiful quote, a drunk woman wore a cheeseburger sandal, there was Big Truoble in Little China, pasta salad is the best salad on the internet, the chat button is still eaten, broken jpeg is IGNs favorite, it wasn't Meanbean's phone, the US never does anything wrong, and tea is the beverage of champions.

Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 01, 2014, 05:05:30 pm
DAMN IT I ACCIDENTALY DELETED THE NEWS FUCK FUCK FUCK

WHAT THE HELL
I TRIED TO QUOTE BUT I DELETED THE POST FUCK EVERYTHING IT WASS GOOD TOO
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 01, 2014, 05:06:16 pm
DAMN IT I ACCIDENTALY DELETED THE NEWS FUCK FUCK FUCK

Clop clop

...Aww, bronies ruined using O instead of A..

DAMN IT I ACCIDENTALY DELETED THE NEWS FUCK FUCK FUCK

WHAT THE HELL
I TRIED TO QUOTE BUT I DELETED THE POST FUCK EVERYTHING IT WASS GOOD TOO

For the most part.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 01, 2014, 05:06:54 pm
Hello~ This is the weekly edition of The Headdesk News! What happened this past week that you're all dying for me to talk about? Well... Ponchichi requested a glass of water, IGN's tongue got furious, Lolgamer talked about ROTMG and nobody else liked it, I went crazy, MetaKK wondered about the blue spot on the banner, IGN should stop posting so much, leather-boot returned for a bit, more people beat the guy, Ellipsis tried to take over the forums with his coding, JewWario passed away, Valkama's read better than 1984, Tay wanted to connect with people, Lolgamer made a program to get a bunch of time, IGN remembered that 4kids was a thing, Meanbean suggested clash of clans, vodamein wanted to make a fangame, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Mkid made sodium silicate, Lolgamer didn't like new WoW, Kitty wouldn't give out its contact info, tea is the superior beverage, game developers aren't usually childish (except for Phil Fish), ChickenBeard got a new gf (who may be Bahamut), MetaKK offered me a cookie, I am obsessed with fun, IGN spammed again as usual, Valkama had water but then freezer happened, Rule PUYO, Almeta wanted to fuck, I said shitposting, Lolgamer was obsessed with online time, Mkid posted a beautiful quote, a drunk woman wore a cheeseburger sandal, there was Big Truoble in Little China, pasta salad is the best salad on the internet, the chat button is still eaten, broken jpeg is IGNs favorite, it wasn't Meanbean's phone, the US never does anything wrong, and tea is the beverage of champions.
Omg thanks I was so mad right there. Anyways, this is the news if you didnt catch it in the minute it was up before.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 01, 2014, 05:10:03 pm
Take the spamming part out, it's inaccurate

What is this, Fox News?

Ahahaha, Im joking.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 01, 2014, 05:10:39 pm
IGN spammed again as usual

You didn't even read the post about how my post wasn't spam, did you?
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on February 01, 2014, 05:35:23 pm
@Infinite,
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on February 01, 2014, 05:55:34 pm
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@Infinite,
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As a reminder, posting in multiple different forums doesn't mean anything. You'll see this sort of thing a lot if someone is a heavy poster and only checks 1-2 times a day.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Lion on February 02, 2014, 05:09:35 am
You didn't even read the post about how my post wasn't spam, did you?
Take the spamming part out, it's inaccurate

This repetition is the spammiest.

Shit
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on February 02, 2014, 12:26:36 pm
Huzzah, LoLGamer, you saved the news!
It was a good one too. Thank you. ^^
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 08, 2014, 09:13:04 am
Anyone care to update what has happened throughout the week?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on February 08, 2014, 09:15:20 am
Anyone care to update what has happened throughout the week?
Infinite's a bit late occasionally.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 09, 2014, 04:22:14 pm
Anyone care to update what has happened throughout the week?
Infinite's a bit late occasionally.
I know, right? Infinite needs to step up the game.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 09, 2014, 08:17:56 pm
Hey, welcome to the (late) Headdesk News! What happened since the last news post? Well... Miracle returned, Lolgamer saved the News, Ybbæld for mod 2014 (NO), Mark turned 19, Derf made a non-sequitur machine, ¤¤º°¨ ¨°¤øº¤ø„¸¸ø¤º°¨Change of pace:„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤, Fatih's story was tl;dr, Derf posted a mugshot, Sonic vs. Manic, IGN was John Wayne, DD suggested Loadout, IGN was mad spammed about him not spamming, infernoman got 13 deaths in a shitty level, Oni-Chan is watching you,  Hailey was stupid=lose, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Flappy Bird, Lolgamer wanted a new phone, some ponies played Yugi-Oh, Fatih wanted to change his avatar, Payday 2 is ruined for IGN, Mkid turned 24, TES:O was terrible, IGN tried to decide between Rust and DayZ, smoking shisha is fun, Malleablepotato has like six names, Arturo is certain to reply, Lolgamer posted his channel, Miracle wanted to go to Las Vegas, and everyone in Canada owns a moose.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 09, 2014, 08:19:19 pm
Sorry if this seemed missing a lot of stuff. Busy day. *yawns* But I bet you'll all love it anyway ;)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 09, 2014, 08:19:33 pm
You know it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on February 09, 2014, 09:36:25 pm
And we do!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on February 10, 2014, 01:40:44 am
and everyone in Canada owns a moose.
The most important thing. Like, ever.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ellipsis on February 10, 2014, 06:14:39 am
It's perfect!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 10, 2014, 04:29:31 pm
Honestly, I don't think I'll ever understand how everyone loves these, pretty much, lists. Regardless, you do love it, and that makes me like to do this. :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 10, 2014, 06:34:31 pm
Honestly, I don't think I'll ever understand how everyone loves these, pretty much, lists. Regardless, you do love it, and that makes me like to do this. :)

Hey, you could say that I was on the news.
That'd make anyone jelly up.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 10, 2014, 06:49:38 pm
What, getting mentioned in the News? Most regulars have been mentioned by now at some point. And it's pretty much weekly for IGN. Though I bet it is cool to get mentioned.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on February 10, 2014, 06:56:57 pm
Something i have posted usually ends up on the list every week (maybe more)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on February 10, 2014, 10:44:01 pm
Getting on the news here is like well... getting on the news. It's not something that happens too often, makes you feel like you've done something in the past week (even if you haven't in real life).
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 11, 2014, 04:43:39 am
Getting on the news here is like well... getting on the news. It's not something that happens too often, makes you feel like you've done something in the past week (even if you haven't in real life).

Yeah, it's similar to a soap opera...

PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS:
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 11, 2014, 07:29:08 pm
Dickbutt
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 12, 2014, 04:20:23 pm
Dickbutt
Another case of IGN's spam shitposting.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 12, 2014, 11:34:54 pm
It was in conjunction with Miracle's post.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 12, 2014, 11:52:09 pm
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 12, 2014, 11:52:56 pm
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P

No shit, Sherlock.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on February 12, 2014, 11:54:20 pm
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P

No shit, Sherlock.
Yes shit, Sherlock.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on February 12, 2014, 11:55:55 pm
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P

No shit, Sherlock.
Yes shit, Sherlock.
May be shit, Sherlock?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on February 12, 2014, 11:58:24 pm
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P

No shit, Sherlock.
Yes shit, Sherlock.
May be shit, Sherlock?
Of course shit, Sherlock.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Dagnarok on February 13, 2014, 12:26:12 am
So what you meant was:
PREVIOUSLY ON I WANNA BE THE FORUMS: Dickbutt

I'd still call it a shitpost. :P

No shit, Sherlock.
Yes shit, Sherlock.
May be shit, Sherlock?
Of course shit, Sherlock.

Sherlock, no shit.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 13, 2014, 12:28:34 am
No shit September
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 15, 2014, 03:39:01 pm
So. Headdesk News. Intro. The week. Lolgamer preferred the whit niga, Mark went on a job hunt, Lion has a small penis, IGN hacked his Cookie Clicker, @TattooistArtMag, Infernoman thought he knew MalleablePotato, Lolgamer didn't deserve respect from Miracle, I was referred to Lion's weiner, Flappy Bird got taken down, there are more stars in our galaxy than atoms in the universe, PREVIOUSLY ON IWBTF: Dickbutt, one of the characters in Miracle's game is a taco, Nooooooo, Roses are red, violets are blue, Mkid's chef is Excellent®, and so are you, everyone in Canada owns a moose is the most important thing ever, Lion has 100% on Kingdom Hearts II, Neo actually updated the Music Shop, MalleablePotato realized he still had a santa hat on, my heart goes pamyu pamyu for you, and NOT CLAYTON.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on February 16, 2014, 10:36:36 am
people are selling their phones for over 1k just because it has flappy bird now
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 16, 2014, 12:38:52 pm
people are selling their phones for over 1k just because it has flappy bird now

Well, duh! That shit belongs in a museum, ma' nigga.

All racial-stereotypes aside; truth be told--People just can't stop fapping to that 'game'.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 16, 2014, 01:22:30 pm
Fappy bird, you mean?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on February 16, 2014, 05:21:50 pm
Fappy bird, you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzmwPjZ0ug
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 16, 2014, 06:47:35 pm
Fappy bird, you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzmwPjZ0ug

Give that version credit--It's fappable.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on February 16, 2014, 07:38:07 pm
Fappy bird, you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzmwPjZ0ug
I ... I love it. Where have you been my whole life, game?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on February 16, 2014, 07:40:24 pm
Fappy bird, you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rzmwPjZ0ug
I ... I love it. Where have you been my whole life, game?

Look at me. You need me. Or, any other girlfriend
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 16, 2014, 09:20:06 pm
This is weird.
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on February 16, 2014, 09:21:35 pm
That image sure isnt active anymore.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Dagnarok on February 16, 2014, 09:25:22 pm
It hath spoiled.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 16, 2014, 10:08:05 pm
That image sure isnt active anymore.
lmfao
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on February 16, 2014, 10:13:11 pm
: show

Link's dead. He had no fairies left.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 16, 2014, 10:17:59 pm
Oh. Well, I suck at uploading stuff from my comp i guess.
Well, go to the profile of "Candy Machine", on last active it says "Never".
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on February 19, 2014, 06:47:58 pm
I dove da dew dews! 50 dages is so far daway :T
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on February 19, 2014, 06:48:54 pm
I dove da dew dews! 50 dages is so far daway :T
Dare dou dimplying dhat dhis dhread dis ddead?
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on February 19, 2014, 06:52:13 pm
I dove da dew dews! 50 dages is so far daway :T
Dare dou dimplying dhat dhis dhread dis ddead?
DEVER! I dove dis dread da lot. Dalso, dometimes irl I do dis dith dy dentences dit dounds do dilly dol xD
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: infern0man1 on February 19, 2014, 06:59:20 pm
dOh dod, dis dill daust datih.

: show
diant dopurr
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on February 19, 2014, 07:24:33 pm
d dor dresident
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Fatih on February 20, 2014, 09:38:36 pm
dOh dod, dis dill daust datih.

: show
diant dopurr

Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on February 21, 2014, 12:34:21 pm
dOh dod, dis dill daust datih.

: show
diant dopurr

Datih das dute defore dit das dool.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 21, 2014, 12:59:44 pm
Deastie Doys

...That's just weird.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Fatih on February 21, 2014, 01:02:15 pm
dOh dod, dis dill daust datih.

diant dopurr

Datih das dute defore dit das dool.

Dill Dig
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on February 21, 2014, 07:18:08 pm
Daith, da dawaiiiidesu! Dounds dilly :3
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on February 21, 2014, 10:08:39 pm
more like Fatih wa kowai desu lol
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on February 22, 2014, 10:55:50 am
Dello, dhis dis The Deaddesk Dews! Gonna stop talking like that now... so, just what did happen this week? Well... Kayin updated the forums, a bunch of spambots came and spammed everything, the ignore button was reintroduced, spoilers broke, everyone ignored Lolgamer, deveryone darted dusing d's dor dAY dupport, Shingeki no Mafia was started, psefari got the Emperor, Mark actually joined IWBTF to sell viagra, trolls just want to have fun, IGN didn't know which avatar to use, Pokemon was played on Twitch, Game of Thrones didn't deserve proper spelling, Sodra got the Mañana, dAY and Miracle kept guessing each other, The Headdesk News became the Deaddesk Dews, dAY posted some mugshots, I promised a mugshot when the News reached 50 pages, Fatih got 100 internets, dsk got the Rhino, "I got ripped in 4 weeks!", Laugh=Lose became a religion debate thread, Granny Miracle confirmed, MetaKK got a picture of me from Ark, Kayin got the Adder, my image sure wasn't active anymore, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Infernoman got the XF, Miracle and dAY wanted to stop the spambots, Dick Desu, Lion is blasting off to Sweden real soon, Miracle pulled a Lolgamer, ignore button is awesome=Lose, Miracle got the Sentinel XS Infernoman was sooo manly, so strong, so beautiful, Arturo got the Taco van, Lion is obsessed with green text, Idle mine was a terrible idle game, dAY wanted to play Pokemon Ashgray, I found an old edited quote by IGN, Fatih got the shopping cart, Lolgamer still hasn't made me laugh, MalleablePotato toasted in epic bread, Berry filters stuff without the ignore button by NOT GIVING A FUCK, I got the lawnmower, Lolgamer held a soft spot in me, and fucks given; nun.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: infern0man1 on February 22, 2014, 11:19:16 am
Ohohohohoho I came.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: MetaKK on February 22, 2014, 12:11:08 pm
"I got ripped in 4 weeks!"
Link missing.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on February 22, 2014, 12:24:22 pm
"I got ripped in 4 weeks!"
Link missing.
?
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Berry Punch on February 22, 2014, 01:13:13 pm
Hehe, I liked this one a lot. Thanks fer doin that Infy.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on February 22, 2014, 02:20:53 pm
Dsk came back? Pserafi's here? Sodra came back again?
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: infern0man1 on February 22, 2014, 02:50:22 pm
Miracle's GTAV thread.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Rarest Pepe on February 22, 2014, 05:27:27 pm
Dsk came back? Pserafi's here? Sodra came back again?

Now all we need is Cantavanda
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: AndreSsgarrido on February 25, 2014, 12:21:51 am
All what i have read was: lolgamer, ignore , lolgamer, pokemon, and fucks given; nun
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on February 25, 2014, 02:34:08 am
All what i have read was: lolgamer, ignore , lolgamer, pokemon, and fucks given; nun

>Ctrl+F "LoLGamer"
>Only 4 results
>News is 238 words
>?


Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 01, 2014, 09:18:07 am
Hey Lolgamer, any chance you could take over for today? I don't have the time. d:
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 01, 2014, 11:25:58 am
Hey Lolgamer, any chance you could take over for today? I don't have the time. d:
Okay :P
Its been a long time since I wrote my last news..
Wait for the night and news will come!(There is 5pm in Turkey)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 01, 2014, 01:03:05 pm
K, thanks!
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 02, 2014, 09:10:48 am
Hey guise,I'm your Newsbar,Infinite LoLGamer!So,what happened in this week?Well,YoSniper's Fangame Contest has officialy begun,Fatih and Miracle had problems with uploading avatars,#BetterThanInferno,people tried to bankrupt a CEO,Furries everywhere got necro'd,Yok etmek,We will going to reenact 4/5/11,Valkama and Nullcore's Ragnarok's are pretty chill,Mkid posted another mugshot,IGN readed Piss Jacket Osmosis,Meta and IGN fought in L=L,F is For Fart was a damn weird video,Everyone voted for Berry in Shingeki No Mafia,Cabadoth made a new and easy fangame,Democracy FTW,Banana-chan didn't found Apple-Senpai aPEELING,Twitch plays Divekick,Ching chong ding dong ping pong king kong,Everytime it isn't Kitty,TheJooger cries,Inferno drew another good pix,IGN isn't always cynical,[rant]SoDalG[/rant],the new spoilers are stupid and My new signature rules!
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 02, 2014, 09:14:15 am
This was quite a dull week but I tried to make the news long.It took actually more than 30 minutes to wrote.(Because i was writing it from my iPad and I searched everything on the forums)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 02, 2014, 02:03:59 pm
I liked it! Thanks again for subbing in!
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: infern0man1 on March 02, 2014, 02:06:05 pm
#BetterThanInferno

Link pls.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 02, 2014, 02:07:42 pm
http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=19113.0 (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=19113.0)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Fatih on March 06, 2014, 11:48:12 pm
isnt chan for female and senpai for the rapist
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Rarest Pepe on March 07, 2014, 12:02:39 am
isnt chan for female and senpai for the rapist

The senpai's ballad

HELLFIIIIIIRE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyS3weMlxLA)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on March 07, 2014, 07:55:59 am
isnt chan for female and senpai for the rapist
Chan is what you call your girlfriend, or a pretty girl. Senpai is what you call your superior, or an old person. It's basically "sir" or "my lord"
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 07, 2014, 04:29:31 pm
Can LG sub in again? I'm gonna be gone all weekend. :b
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 07, 2014, 04:31:10 pm
Um..No because almost nothing happened in this week..
I can still do it but it wouldn't be more than like 4 or 5 sentences...
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Berry Punch on March 08, 2014, 01:04:08 am
Um..No because almost nothing happened in this week..
I can still do it but it wouldn't be more than like 4 or 5 sentences...

It's not about how much you write. It's about writing what happened. Trust me, things happened.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Lion on March 08, 2014, 03:25:23 am
I think the fact that the most recent member is named "WhalesGoneWild" is pretty damn exciting. Good week.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Valkema on March 08, 2014, 09:57:10 am
isnt chan for female and senpai for the rapist
Chan is what you call your girlfriend, or a pretty girl. Senpai is what you call your superior, or an old person. It's basically "sir" or "my lord"
So coming from someone who actually knows kinda what he's talking about. Chan is a term of endearment used for primarily for someone younger than you, a close friend and maybe a lover. It's basically just to make something sound cute. Sometimes people will shorten their name and attach it onto it for a nickname. FYI men can also be referred to with chan.

Senpai is used for someone of a higher experience level in your field. It's like someone has been working at a place for 5 years and you just started working you would refer to them as Senpai. Basically someone with seniority over you. What you're thinking of is Sama which is for someone of a higher position. Example would be a servant referring to his master as sama.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Fatih on March 08, 2014, 02:35:07 pm
OOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
no dont change ur pic
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Neko Desu on March 08, 2014, 03:12:52 pm
valkama の explanation は correct だよ
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 15, 2014, 08:18:53 am
I is here! I is writing News! I is bad grammar! What happen in week? Well... LG didn't write the News, rule 7 was overused, Town won the Mafia, Mark didn't see his avatar, dull and I kept guessing each other, everybody heard about the bird, the rules are god-tier now, people had terrible names, dAY almost got sent to jail, infernoman's avatar became infernochick, dull suggested Jazzpunk, I asked how the new voting system works, Derf posted a mugshot, I became the new Sarah, Turkey is in revolution :(, Mark asked someone else to make a mafia, Happy (pusheen) Pi Day, IGN showed us the greatest thing you'll ever see in your life, dAY is moving, and they need to close the beach because a wave of new threads is coming in.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 15, 2014, 08:19:08 am
Not much happened this week. :/
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: MetaKK on March 15, 2014, 08:29:14 am
Nothing about my new custom title? :(

Son, I am dissapoint.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 15, 2014, 08:34:11 am
Nothing about my new custom title? :(

Son, I am dissapoint.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6315755008/h313C0A10/)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 15, 2014, 12:38:21 pm
Yeah and you forgot to add how awesome my avatar and nickbame is
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Fatih on March 21, 2014, 11:20:21 pm
and you forgot me

and my better sig
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Berry Punch on March 22, 2014, 02:32:13 am
To all the people saying "You forgot X": The news doesn't cover pointless bullshit. That's not saying that half of the news isn't, but yours is probably more pointless than the rest.

If you want it your way, go make a rival news. I'd like to see what happens.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on March 22, 2014, 02:42:25 am
But, Berry, Dinfinite forgot to add how you told some very humble gentlemen, that no one gives a fuck about there petty bs.

EVEN WHEN THE POST A WEEK LATER THAT THEY WEREN'T ON LAST WEEKS NEWS ABOUT SHIT THEY DO THIS WEEK

OMG


On a lighter note, I love how Din does the news <3, she keeps it real gets right to the point, gathers up the weeks highlights, and puts them neatly in a 1-2 paragraph and sums up how we all spent our time xD Keep up the good work, dead desk dews dincorporated! Also I am not one of those people, however
If you want it your way, go make a rival news. I'd like to see what happens.
Would give me quite a case of the sillies haha
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: MetaKK on March 22, 2014, 04:55:48 am
Mine was more of a joke than a complaint, really.

Also,
dincorporated!

Lost.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on March 22, 2014, 03:45:13 pm
I noticed that, and I think Berry did too :P But I recognize youre PRO status, we are higher than the gods on this plain...
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Berry Punch on March 22, 2014, 07:11:13 pm
Yep, besides, as you can tell I have definitely made this weeks news more interesting when it comes out. That's how you get on the news.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 23, 2014, 08:30:29 am
The past week is history now, but I'm here to summarize what happened during it! Well... Sibare came online, I finally posted a mugshot, a rival News was started, Mario Party Ruins Friendships, IGN would like to move, we discussed schooling techniques, Aristotle teleported into your room, Dull and I kept guessing each other =D, Rats are scary as shit, Lion is an Apple fan, I asked for correct pronouns, NullCore and dAY like each other's musical tastes, Valkama made a Mafia archive, Draco mentioned e-sports, Liquid evaporated,Mark wanted someone else to make a Mafia, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Satan and Evil Twin joined the Alt Fest, sleep paralysis is fucking scary, Lolgamer couldn't open the Mystery Box,  Natalia Poklonskaya is a popular meme for some reason, I missed Fatih's new sig, Miracle blackmailed dAY, Phred Felps died, my playlist is bipolar, she was only wearing shoes, GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, dAY screamed in low quality, I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, swag, Soviet returned (and hopefully left), Lyrics thread got necroed, Lolgamer went to a protest, and Your expectations are too damn high!
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: FoulGamer on March 23, 2014, 08:39:00 am
The Deaddesk news.
I liked it.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on March 23, 2014, 08:39:58 am
Lion is an Apple fan
Big fucking surprise
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 29, 2014, 06:27:42 pm
Here I am, your Head Newsbar Dinfinite! If you happen to be wondering "What the hell happened this week?" thenthis is the thread for you! So... dAY posted the songs by BeforeTheFloor, #fatih is the greatest faggot joined the Alt Fest, Ron suspects that he suspects a suspected suspect that is very suspicious, I <3 this place and all of you, Omegle was so fun, Kitty had the most creative name, Lolgamer finally made me laugh, Valkama didn't want to ruin his anonymity, everybody kept guessing me, Mark needed clarification, this apple cannot be d- fuck, somebody ordered a crotch rocket, Fuck Riot, Mark gets scared by alarm clocks, I had the worst idea ever, you can't give Life to a Liquid, I'm news, an' dis is today's scotch, Rag kept quoting himself, Mkid purchased a Neo Geo arcade cabinet, infernoman forgot to count to three, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, infernoman loves every one of us <3, Lolgamer liked Weird DDR battle, dAY = Correct, let love in <3, Jooger loves FTP so much, ethinthenougathorn is excited for wrestlemania, biyom, ethinthenougathorn wanted some drinking games, Dead Crab <3, people posted quotes, Kitty was glad that a Kickstarter met its goal, IWBTF: The Screenplay is deff PRO quality, share the love <3, and Avicii wakes Lolgamer up.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Kloud on March 29, 2014, 06:44:01 pm
PROO DRINKS UP TO THE NEWS
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: shitty name fixed on March 29, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
What the hell is FTP?
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: infern0man1 on March 29, 2014, 11:10:36 pm
somebody ordered a crotch rocket

AWWWW YEAAAAAAHH
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: ethinthenougathorn on March 30, 2014, 01:48:59 am
i can approve the news! :)
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Yule on March 30, 2014, 01:57:06 am
Nice
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 30, 2014, 03:13:51 am
biyorn
Is this a pun or something?
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Infinite on March 30, 2014, 08:18:22 am
biyorn
Is this a pun or something?

No, I actually have no clue how I did that. :p
What the hell is FTP?
Foster the People. You said that in the Music thread.
Title: Re: The Deaddesk Dews
Post by: Dagnarok on March 30, 2014, 01:02:46 pm
PROO DRINKS UP TO THE NEWS
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 05, 2014, 01:28:30 pm
Today is Saturday! You know what that means? The Headdesk News! Im your Head Newsbar, and Im here to tell you the ongoings of this week! So... ParasiteBirth joined and was welcomed by many, dAY told his life story, Venser used a funny coding engine, Para was afraid of time, Benny Hill with death metal made many people lose, Berry went sober, dAY got a job, Miracle hated scorpions, I deleted the News, IGN and Infernoman were afraid of fucking stuff up, MetaKK returned, fuck Israel, Miracle is actually a guy, ears were pleased, Not porn movie titles made good porn titles, Cabadoth made IWBTG2, Para didn't know IGN, Berry got drunk beyond his normal level, PROO DRINKS UP TO THE NEWS, ??!?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!!!??!!!!??!?!!, dAYs only alt is his cock, I have Let it Go on my ipod, ethin was afraid of redheads, I was afraid of cord phones, biyorn, Para made I Wanna Be the Timeline, Jooger liked Frozen, we talked about bullying, GLaDOS offered some cake, MetaKK was afraid of the dark, Fatih couldn't speak Japanese for shit, Miracle got excited for Turn Blue, Null got back into anime after 3 years, Lolgamer was afraid of deep voices, not porn games titles made good porn game titles, users were praised, Fatih didn't understand Scriptmonkey, that DAMN David Letterman is retiring, people had weird dreams, Derf kept up with the Marble Hornets, Jooger explained his avatar, Lolgamer hates his community, I had a confusing conversation with my brother, Para posted his Mario speed run, IGN descended into madness, click this thread = lose, IGN found Berry's birthday art, Berry was phone, Jooger expected clop, Lolgamer changed his avatar for the month, doge arcanine, Mark had a weird sleep schedule, I know I'm awesome but stop copying me, people liked gaming creepypastas, and you can't have sex with a country.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on April 05, 2014, 03:35:04 pm
I feel like starting something new.

IKKIMASU!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neko Desu on April 05, 2014, 03:36:29 pm
I feel like starting something new.

IKKIMASU!

it's ikimasu
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on April 05, 2014, 03:38:37 pm
Look! The Headdesk is at 6k visits!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on April 05, 2014, 04:12:16 pm
Look! The Headdesk is at 6k visits!

NICE DIVERSION, FATIH.

Aso, I thought FTP meant fuck the police
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on April 05, 2014, 04:19:55 pm
That was an innocent statement. I just ignored Neko (no offense)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 05, 2014, 08:32:06 pm
Look! The Headdesk is at 6k visits!
I thought FTP meant fuck the police
Well, considering FTP's most popular song, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk) quite possibly.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 12, 2014, 06:21:58 pm
Right here! Right now! It's what you've been waiting all week for... The Heeeeaaaaaddesk Neeeewwwss! I'm Infinite, and as usual, I am your Newsbar! So just what kinda nonsense went on this week? Well... dAY's roommates had da sexes, everyone became their favorite albums, Para showed a Tower of Heaven video series, infernoman noticed a copyright issue, I put a bunch of mugshots in one post, Bing is better than Google+, Fatih remembered his wrath, IM THE COMPUTER MAN!!!!!,  dAY hit an alltime low ( =(), Velocity does not exist outside of IWBTQ, Lolgamer wuted the most in his whole life, MyCock joined, the Blue Iron disappeared for Scriptmonkey users, IKKIMASU!, Arrider joined the forums, Fatih wanted to get back into Minecraft, people had problems with new avatars, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, All hail the Virtual Boy!, a butter knife isn't the best murder tool, dive and dick, Lolgamer had a weird sense of humor, FTP means fuck the police, Derf and I won ban = win, apparently we have too much trust in Miracle, Fatih will wreck you at PuyoVS, noob support stole all Kitty's kills, Para made Mega Man challenge videos, Avatar Boobs won, and You do not simply summon the Excellent® Chef.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on April 12, 2014, 06:43:46 pm
another succesful news
and its 1:51 am in turkey,time for me to go sleep
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on April 12, 2014, 07:36:34 pm
Did infernoman ever find the name of that song? The thread got deleted right after I said what it was?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on April 12, 2014, 08:03:47 pm
I got it. Thanks Jooger. <3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 12, 2014, 08:19:57 pm
Did infernoman ever find the name of that song? The thread got deleted right after I said what it was?
What song? What thread? I'm confuzzled...
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on April 12, 2014, 10:35:24 pm
Did infernoman ever find the name of that song? The thread got deleted right after I said what it was?
What song? What thread? I'm confuzzled...
This catchy techno song that always gets played at football games
youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 19, 2014, 10:05:00 am
I have some stuff to do today. The News will probably come tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on April 19, 2014, 10:21:51 am
I have some stuff to do today. The News will probably come tomorrow.
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on April 19, 2014, 10:00:43 pm
This topic is now about Yuri Lowenthal until the dews updates
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on April 19, 2014, 10:15:37 pm
SUGAR GOLEM ZUCKER, RULER OF THE SACCHARI RANGE, IS CONFUSED. WHO IS YURI LOWENTHAL?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: AGirlNameyNiggy on April 19, 2014, 10:30:42 pm
yuri lowenthal me owner.

and tough titty on news. i get whip for not pick cotton.

u luck u no get whip for bews. yuri mean to me beat me with whip n make me bear da babies 4 him. i get zero respekt in him home life it make a negro get the deep preshion. make sad
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on April 19, 2014, 10:31:15 pm
no
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on April 19, 2014, 10:34:30 pm
wat
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on April 19, 2014, 10:49:14 pm
Still losing
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: AndreSsgarrido on April 20, 2014, 11:14:32 am
What the f
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 20, 2014, 01:39:17 pm
'Suuuuuuppp? I'm totally writing the Headdesk News right now! Isn't that gnarly dudes? So what junk happened since last time? Well... Ellipsis returned, Lolgamer reminded Fatih of Beyonders I, I campaigned for admin, Ellipsis semi-spammed the forums, Mark used Rule 21 for sorting algorithms, Berry campaigned for admin, I am soooooooooooooooo much better, Para loves us, Lolgamer wanted to know who's left-handed, Kudo was more of a Panel de Pon kinda guy, IGN campained for admin, Mark had more sleeping problems, infernoman found a Useless Website, Lion would give Mark a rim job if he became admin, you are now manually breathing, Bogo was the most melodic, Fatih showed a big project, Jooger wondered about suicide, people talked about stealth games, IM MISTER MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME, infernoman brought back Do You Believe? #neko 2014, talking about hands derailed into masturbation, Para wanted the D, The Kill, Yule posted a mugshot, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Derf thinks energy drinks are disgusting, Fatih campaigned for admin, Brawndo, and OMFGDOGS.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on April 20, 2014, 01:43:58 pm
8/10
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 20, 2014, 01:52:29 pm
8/10
Kinda a slow week.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on April 20, 2014, 01:53:40 pm
Shee bah
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on April 21, 2014, 02:36:15 pm
8/10
Kinda a slow week.
Every week is slow since like March
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on April 26, 2014, 11:47:48 am
Hola, y bienvenidos a la Headdesk Noticias! ¿Qué sucedió la semana pasada? Well... Alpha returned, I became a brony, IGN's iPad broke, Lolgamer fucked with the forum format, I made a CANTAVANDA alt, * infern0man1 looked at Mark expectantly, Lolgamer posted Fatihs mugshot, 4/20 BLAZE IT, Fatih streamed on Twitch again, Alpha talked about Bundy, Mkid showed up Project Naptha, Mark asked an existence question much like the Ship of Theseus, Jooger is confused, ༼ᕤºل͟º ༽ᕤ PUNCH HIM AGAIN, * Infinite noticed that infernoman lurks a lot, Fatih made a game about avatars, dAY got too drunk, JAZZ HANDS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!, Fatih needed some help with streaming equipment, MetaKK wanted to know if Draco writes professionally, Valkama hates your fangame, Para made a nicknaming thread, I used Rule 21 to ask about Nolan, Shee Bah, Alpha needed some contact information, The Computer Is A Cheating Bastard, and it's a topic about HANDS, not being like what obama promised, saying to give em all jobs.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on April 26, 2014, 11:49:50 am
I can't believe you forgot "The Kill" thread
Other than that,good news every1
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on May 03, 2014, 12:01:00 am
Please stop punching us, it's not going to work until Mellenwah.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on May 03, 2014, 01:16:50 am
༼ᕤºل͟º ༽ᕤ FIST HIM
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 03, 2014, 02:58:56 pm
Coming tommorrow.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 03, 2014, 03:13:23 pm
I think the easiest way to write a Headdesk news is progress.Write on a notepad everything happens in IWBTF whenever you login.So in a week EVERYTHING happened in a week will be in the news.Its better and easier than writing it in end of the week.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 03, 2014, 04:41:22 pm
Nevermind, I'll probably get it done done today.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 03, 2014, 05:25:30 pm
Well you better hurry up. Only 20 minutes left of today.

Kappa
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 03, 2014, 05:30:55 pm
Well you better hurry up. Only 20 minutes left of today.

Kappa
STOP TEASING AMERICANS FOR OUR TIME SYSTEM //;A;\\
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 03, 2014, 06:06:47 pm
No time to explain, read this post! Hurry! SilentLoner returned, REBAG hated anti-bronies, tlhIngan, Lolgamer posted the worst post of the year, I nominated the ChefExcellence® thread, Fatih didn't know infernoman was a global mod at the Fangame Community, Lolgamer joined the Fangame Community (and spammed pointless threads), Derf almost killed his unborn son, REBAG needed to apply ice to his nipples, IGN sent invites for Dead Island: Epidemic, NEW LIVESTREAM ACCOUNT!, dAY read a sad story, more existence discussion was had, TRUE MEN PLAY ON HARD!, SL updated the Running Count of The Guys list, REBAG should stop making games, NEW USTREAM ACCOUNT!, dAY got really angry (=(), NO1 CARES about Lolgamers time, ChefHomosExcellence® was an Excellent® trolling attempt, DAMN IT VINECHAT, MetaKK was not fucking Jooger, the Established Rules thread has had a long time since being close to reasonable, Lolgamer ninja'd me (fuck you), HELLO, Fatih did a stream with a friend, Jooger couldn't tell if IGN liked Rick and Morty, IGN sawback to the future, NEW STREAMING ACCOUNT!, the E.T. game was discovered, Para made a custom stage, the 1930's was a total shitbomb, WebM isn't supported by the forum, ༼ᕤºل͟º ༽ᕤ FIST HIM, DD Berry Ponchichi continued quests, Oh gosh!, Venser will always be Mutavault to Mkid, Miracle put Turn Blue in her sig, europapokal!!!, AndreSsgarrido changed his avatar to cute Miku, Jooger though that the MLP vs. IWBTG thread could have a shot at the legendary threads, Fatih threw insults at REBAG, JOOGER Y U NO CAPSLOCK, I ran a 6:40 mile, pole, Ponchichi qualified under those subjective objective subjunctive rules, Mark's avatar is very enticing, Fatih wasted 82 seconds of my life, IGN talked about Ass. Creed, Para continued his IWBTG timeline, dAY made the greatest pole ever, Venser changed pole choices, AndreSsgarrido (btw can I call you Andre?) liked more trains or cats instead of turtles, Bob Hoskins died, dAY smoked weed until he bugged :( D: :c (('A')), and Frankly sir, I don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 03, 2014, 09:37:01 pm
SilentLoner... He sounds familiar. Isn't he the one who left in 2012 (citation needed), though I don't think we've seen proverbial eye-to-eye, yet...
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: SilentLoner on May 04, 2014, 01:13:07 am
Yeah, I've left and returned a couple times now. Anyways, what the hell is this glorious mess?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: sans on May 04, 2014, 01:17:45 am
Back in September of last year, Infinite started doing weekly updates of the interesting tidbits that went on here on the forums, and for the most part has done so every week. There have been a few weeks where she's either had to take off or she passed them over to LoLGamer (current name Clockwork V) to do that week's update.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: AndreSsgarrido on May 04, 2014, 01:32:03 am
9/10 pretty long news and:
(btw can I call you Andre?)
Why not, few twitch people already calls me with Andre
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 04, 2014, 02:26:14 am
i will ninja you more ^_^
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 04, 2014, 05:20:09 am
i will ninja you more ^_^
Ninjagamer!

Also Good news everyone
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on May 04, 2014, 08:02:12 am
Every1 mad 4 smoke a weed.

ALSO DEWS DULES AS DALWAYZ! FUKIN ten/ten every week suckers

I do way worse nigs thx 4 not giving a SINGLE FUCK. I'm about to post a super drunk thread from last night that I was about to put in srs discussion before I apparently passed out.

See: Crap!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 10, 2014, 09:05:09 pm
Tomorrow. Trust me, it's coming tomorrow.
I'm sorry, damn it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on May 11, 2014, 01:22:13 am
Tomorrow. Trust me, it's coming tomorrow.
I'm sorry, damn it.
Hey, s'all good. If anything school's probably super busy for everyone else as well, so it doesn't matter. Unless that's against your morals of punctuality, in which case I totally understand.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on May 11, 2014, 09:24:50 am
I just realized I have until tuesday to read the second half of this book which I can't tell whether or not is for girls, and do a project on it
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 11:42:07 am
I just realized on Tuesday i have to run a mile. Current PB 8:47
And i have to practice for a singing quiz on Tomarrow
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 11, 2014, 11:59:30 am
I just remembered the art of masturing bates.
Also, Tuesday.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 12:00:44 pm
I really hope I will never masturbate
: show
probably will eventually


EDIT: give it three days http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=19503.0
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 11, 2014, 12:04:49 pm
I really hope I will never masturbate
: show
probably will eventually


Why not? It's supposably good exercise, stress-relieving, addictive, and unless overused... It has no ill side effects.

Oh, and for males--It is proven to reduce testicular cancer.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 12:07:54 pm
It just kinda disgusts me that it is basically having sex with yourself
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 11, 2014, 12:08:34 pm
It just kinda disgusts me that it is basically having sex with yourself

You really don't know what sex is if you think that.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 12:11:19 pm
I knew I'd make an ass out of myself eventually
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 11, 2014, 12:13:35 pm
I knew I'd make an ass out of myself eventually

It's okay... You're a girl, and that's a rarity as is, on here.
Men like to slap dat ass, so I suppose that's a positive asspect.

Totes not sexism--I like both sides, folks.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 12:15:14 pm
I'm actually male XD
But it's okay because I'm partially feminine
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on May 11, 2014, 12:39:11 pm
Neat
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 01:07:36 pm
Well, not really feminine more not masculine. I hang out with the girls alot as FRIENDS not dating. I dont really have any same gender friends
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 11, 2014, 01:10:18 pm
I have an AP Exam on Tuesday.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 01:11:53 pm
AP?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Valkema on May 11, 2014, 01:16:28 pm
AP?
Advanced Placement. Basically AP tests are for when people in high school are trying to get college credit for their class.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on May 11, 2014, 01:22:10 pm
AP?
Advanced Placement. Basically AP tests are for when people in high school are trying to get college credit for their class.
Thanks
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 11, 2014, 04:25:00 pm
Read this post if you want to live. I'm kidding, but I hope you enjoy this weeks edition of the Headdesk News! *Ahem*... SL best be catching up to Mkid, I found the perfect game for Lolgamer, Ron Burgundy announced his new account, Lolgamer found the best creepiest sitcom ever, Para announced his game, SL  became a filthy hippie, cowardly ran away into the woods, brutally murdered a bunch of bears, and adopted a cub that he orphaned in the first place, Null shared his game idea, IGN showed his cookie clicker stats (again), Null is the king of bears  This is a joint, class, the remakes of Ruby and Sapphire are finally coming, dAY made a super drunk thread and checked into detox :/, Mkid went to go get a haircut, got scissors stuck in his head, attempted to pull them out when he discovered he had telekinetic powers and used them to control the world, setting off atom bombs in the process, dAY became Kloud on a cloud, the entire Turn Blue album leaked (Miracle came), the avatar problems were never truly fixed, Mark asked about horror game sprint bars, Meta posted Dart Leekspin, Rosebud Frozen Peas are full of country goodness and green penis, TOP LEL, Jooger posted a mugshot, I nominated another thread, dAY joked about HIV, HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED, Miracle heard that Girls Gone Wild is a magnificent piece of pornography, the my little pony community vs IWBTG community thread lost all potential, Rebag showed Ponytube, I bumped the Game thread, Valkama became a hippy, litterally dodged a bullet, became famous by actually doing something and then banged Oprah, hello Mr. Brown!, and Rebag didn't want to see a vagina.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 11, 2014, 07:37:33 pm
So much awesomeness this week. Good job Infinite.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: AndreSsgarrido on May 11, 2014, 09:14:24 pm
11/10
: show
would bang
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 18, 2014, 02:16:28 pm
Lolgamer, can you do this weekend's News? I gotta go somewhere soon and computer is being soooo damn slowwwwwwww D:
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 18, 2014, 02:18:09 pm
i can do it 2-3 hours later
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 19, 2014, 06:02:46 pm
W3lcome to th3 this w33k's lat3 h3add3sk n3ws.So,what happened in this w33k?Welp,someone made an alt for Bla20020,Silver is back,Inferno lost hard on the older posts,Derf appereantly lost his body,Puyo Puyo is better than normal tetris,people talked about steam (meta omg do you actually have 81 games??)REBAG masturrbated right after saying "I hope i will never masturbate",I broke the Scriptmonkey,everyone is someone's alt,Derf posted a drunk pic of himself,ParasiteBirth made another topic about his video game chalange,null lives in Serbia,Andre got 100 posts,Jooger doesn't know what a Heartbleed is,KKK is the worst boss,a new version of I Wanna Be The Sublime published,Infero's phone and clothes got stolen,we are too mean to keep 'Praise the above poster!' thread alive,Silver posted a new mugshot of him,LaytonKK is bad according to IGN,Cheese_Return didn't even tried,I reached 50 days logged in,null and Infinite kept guessing each others,Mark kept bunping Custom Title,people suggested 1984 mafia,hunger game suckssssssssssssss :(,america looks like a fish,I added Fatih and some more members in Steam and we finded out that most of us prefers RPG games to FPS games.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 19, 2014, 06:14:26 pm
(meta omg do you actually have 81 games??)
That's not even that many honestly.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 19, 2014, 06:36:10 pm
If you saw my games folder on my comp :P

Just looked. I have 430 of 'em.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 19, 2014, 08:28:40 pm
Thanks again for covering, LG. Nice job.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on May 19, 2014, 09:43:40 pm
W3lcome to th3 this w33k's lat3 h3add3sk n3ws.So,what happened in this w33k?Welp,someone made an alt for Bla20020,Silver is back,Inferno lost hard on the older posts,Derf appereantly lost his body,Puyo Puyo is better than normal tetris,people talked about steam (meta omg do you actually have 81 games??)REBAG masturrbated right after saying "I hope i will never masturbate",I broke the Scriptmonkey,everyone is someone's alt,Derf posted a drunk pic of himself,ParasiteBirth made another topic about his video game chalange,null lives in Serbia,Andre got 100 posts,Jooger doesn't know what a Heartbleed is,KKK is the worst boss,a new version of I Wanna Be The Sublime published,Infero's phone and clothes got stolen,we are too mean to keep 'Praise the above poster!' thread alive,Silver posted a new mugshot of him,LaytonKK is bad according to IGN,Cheese_Return didn't even tried,I reached 50 days logged in,null and Infinite kept guessing each others,Mark kept bunping Custom Title,people suggested 1984 mafia,hunger game suckssssssssssssss :(,america looks like a fish,I added Fatih and some more members in Steam and we finded out that most of us prefers RPG games to FPS games.
Where's said drunk pic of derf?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 19, 2014, 10:05:20 pm
See: Random Picture Thread.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on May 22, 2014, 01:20:53 pm
I spy.


A HIPSTER
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 22, 2014, 06:25:02 pm
I spy.


A HIPSTER

Congrats, you've spotted 90% of the forum members.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on May 23, 2014, 12:15:56 am
I spy.


A HIPSTER

Congrats, you've spotted 90% of the forum members.

Being hipster is too mainstream.

No, seriously. Not being a hipster now makes you a hipster.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on May 23, 2014, 02:03:50 am
I spy.


A HIPSTER

Congrats, you've spotted 90% of the forum members.

Being hipster is too mainstream.

No, seriously. Not being a hipster now makes you a hipster.
He speaks the truth.

I was a hipster, before I became mainstream
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 23, 2014, 03:12:53 am
I spy.


A HIPSTER

Congrats, you've spotted 90% of the forum members.

Being hipster is too mainstream.

No, seriously. Not being a hipster now makes you a hipster.
He speaks the truth.

I was a hipster, before I became mainstream


How... Confusing.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Silver on May 23, 2014, 03:14:06 am
Hipster is clearly the side on which you want to be.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on May 23, 2014, 03:15:10 am
Hipster is clearly the side on which you want to be.

I'm totes a hipster, sugar.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on May 23, 2014, 03:21:49 am
I'm a rabbit. I'm a hopster.
: show
I'll just go kill myself now.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 23, 2014, 08:11:28 am
I'm a rabbit. I'm a hopster.

+1 <3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 25, 2014, 09:37:05 am
I'm a rabbit. I'm a hopster.

+2 <3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 26, 2014, 08:36:38 am
Don't worry, I'm doing it today. I'm off for Memorial Day anyway.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 26, 2014, 10:21:03 pm
Greetings and salutations, welcome into our sanctioned abode of weekly news! I'm aware you request a review of the previous week! Well... I declared a name-change contest (which failed miserably), Seben joined the forums, Para hated IWKTK2, Miracle requested sexual intercourse with Silver, we began the 1984 Mafia, dAY spied a hipster, a venus fly trap smoked, Solar Freakin' Roadways, I read Rainbow Factory, Seben made his Anime thread, Miracle announced her trip to Vegas, dAY asked Yule about some music, Mahrk prisehntehd mutuahl ricuhrshun, people voted for their Youtube whores, Infernoman showed a mugshirt, IGN celebrated Charlie Day, Para asked for votes for a pole, Select FAG Bearings, Null made a Rube Goldberg machine in Minecraft, IGN and Derf hoped for Fallout 4 at E3, Silver didn't like MLP Season 3, Jooger needed to buckle the fuck down and play Minecraft for real, IGN hated Drive Angry, Rebag wanted an IWE download, Null was confused by Spoilers, Silent wasn't interested in watchmen, Wii U failed at face recognition, Mark planned out his entertainment, and street hacks were awesome.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neko Desu on May 26, 2014, 11:41:38 pm
Mark planned out his entertainment

(https://imageshack.com/a/img855/8115/10u.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on May 27, 2014, 02:28:44 am
You forgot "Infinite was awesome".

You better put that in the next news or else!

: ! • show
Yes that's right, else I'm gonna hit you with an exclamation mark.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 27, 2014, 07:42:09 am
You forgot "Infinite was awesome".

You better put that in the next news or else!

: ! • show
Yes that's right, else I'm gonna hit you with an exclamation mark.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 27, 2014, 04:54:51 pm
You forgot "Infinite was awesome".

You better put that in the next news or else!

: ! • show
Yes that's right, else I'm gonna hit you with an exclamation mark.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1249276672/hD3E596DA/)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on May 27, 2014, 09:02:14 pm
Thanks, Obama.

./Non sarcasm
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 01, 2014, 04:00:42 pm
Sorry, I can't get to it AGAIN, if Lolgamer can do it that'd be awesome.
I try, godamnit.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on June 02, 2014, 07:13:11 am
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Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 02, 2014, 07:50:12 pm
Welp, there was no News I guess. If I get the chance, I'll make a special edition 2-week news update next weekend!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 08, 2014, 04:57:47 pm
Hello, and welcome to your not-so-weekly Headdesk News update! Sorry that I can't do the 2-week special, but I'm here for recapping the past week! (I might include some stuff from the other week) So... Tacos were appreciated, Rebag posted another Mugshot, we started our 1984 Mafia, Rule 39 came back, Rebag turned 12, It's not okay, Infernoman, Silver, and MetaKK were unpersoned, Mark described his fear of worms, Rule 7 made some appreciation threads, SirPsychoSexy found 8 pages of unread posts, It's not right, Mark watched Baccano!, Seben made his Obligatory Anime Thread, It's not correct, Rebag worried about his nose bleeds, Fatih found the perfect picture for MetaKK (3kawaii5 him though), It's wrong, Derf remembered the golden days, Null talked about Memory of a Broken Dimension, Mark bumbed the Game of Thrones thread, Rebag hated Nickelodeon, Venser showed off hi League of Legends stats, Neo thought a lot about autotune, It's unacceptable, dAY might go back to detox D:, Solar Freakin' Roadways, Lolgamer necroed his Time Booster Thread, Mark and Derf enjoyed Cracked, and DORITOS ON HAMBURGERS.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Seben on June 08, 2014, 05:39:07 pm
DORITOS
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on June 08, 2014, 06:43:52 pm
wanna know why im better than all of you combined?

because i was born in 2000.


I'm a millennium kid, fucker
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on June 08, 2014, 08:23:13 pm
Your point being?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on June 08, 2014, 08:39:01 pm
Stop tarnishing the returning glory.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on June 08, 2014, 08:54:19 pm
wanna know why im better than all of you combined?

because i was born in 2000.


I'm a millennium kid, fucker

When I'm 20 and have a life started hopefully, you'll still be a dipshit 17 year old being worthless to your community
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on June 09, 2014, 03:37:42 pm
wanna know why im better than all of you combined?

because i was born in 2000.


I'm a millennium kid, fucker

oh yeah
we have been in two millenniums.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 09, 2014, 03:39:01 pm
wanna know why im better than all of you combined?

because i was born in 2000.


I'm a millennium kid, fucker
GTFO.

I'm being serious now. Just get out.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 16, 2014, 04:13:52 pm
Oh yeah I missed it AGAIN wow Infinite you're lazy.

But really, this is finals week, I've been studying like crazy, I'm sure most of you have the same kinda shit around now. Next week I'll really do them well again. :P
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on June 16, 2014, 04:31:13 pm
Good luck with your finals!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on June 16, 2014, 05:08:26 pm
I got done the 30th
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on June 16, 2014, 07:03:45 pm
I finished nearly a month ago. I guess it's the giant snow storm from earlier this year's doing?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 16, 2014, 07:40:27 pm
Actually, schools in the south finish earlier and start earlier than schools in the north US.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on June 17, 2014, 08:47:06 am
I find that hard to believe considering a school year has to be 180 days
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kudo. on June 17, 2014, 02:41:12 pm
I find that hard to believe considering a school year has to be 180 days

You get stuff like snow days. Say both start at around the same time, but those in the north get some days off due to snow days in the winter. But they still need 180 days, so when do they make up for the lost days? They delay everything a bit and thus end the school year later than if there were none.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on June 19, 2014, 08:24:06 pm
Oh right I forgot.

We had so many snow days, instead of adding on the number of days that we missed, we just added 20 minutes to every school day.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 21, 2014, 08:30:48 pm
Hello! I'm Infinite, and I'm here with your News! Finals week is over, so now I can really get working on this! So, what did happen this week? Well... Cantavanda bumped a quote train,  Fatih got a fever, Andre made a thread for the World Cup, Ness joined the forums, the 1984 Mafia died miserably, Mark had to fix his mom's computer, Lolgamer got banned from the Fangame Community, Ewwww chemistry, inferno made a new =Lose thread, Mark described his experimental masturbation, Seben asked about what people want to buy, many people wanted what couldn't be purchased, IGN hates Robin Thicke (as he should), Aphex Twin's newest album came out, Seben found a metal song IGN liked, I was the only one who like Imagine Dragons, Rebag stayed up all night, I had finals week, HE'S A SQUIRREL BEAR, Rebag deleted his alt, Yaaay chemistry, Miracle thought RD was the most fuckable pony, Null borrowed Seben's waifu, I discovered my long-lost cousin Pusheen, the Established Rules thread got spammed, meh chemistry, and IT'S A BODY PILLOW IT DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on June 21, 2014, 09:55:57 pm
Also I apparently have entered a degree of insanity not normally seen in my storytelling due to the influence of [REDACTED] in Hatchling.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Seben on June 21, 2014, 10:24:07 pm
Null borrowed Seben's waifu

This makes my waifu a slut, doesn't it...?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on June 21, 2014, 11:32:10 pm
Also I apparently have entered a degree of insanity not normally seen in my storytelling due to the influence of [REDACTED] in Hatchling.

Why is a skunkbadger in Hatchling?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on June 22, 2014, 04:16:40 am
very goog newsss :)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on June 22, 2014, 07:47:29 am
Also I apparently have entered a degree of insanity not normally seen in my storytelling due to the influence of [REDACTED] in Hatchling.

Why is a skunkbadger in Hatchling?
Chapter 7 was already going to be nonsensical with Time Shenanigans and Space Shenanigans, and then when the game's halfway through I got introduced to Homestuck.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on June 22, 2014, 03:43:29 pm
Null borrowed Seben's waifu

This makes my waifu a slut, doesn't it...?
Yeah that doesn't sound very nice. My apologies. Alright, send me a d-mail telling me not to borrow your waifu.

Lost
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Seben on June 22, 2014, 05:57:23 pm
Null borrowed Seben's waifu

This makes my waifu a slut, doesn't it...?
Yeah that doesn't sound very nice. My apologies. Alright, send me a d-mail telling me not to borrow your waifu.

Too bad I don't have any microwave around...
: show
For real
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on June 29, 2014, 09:51:38 pm
Don't worry, I didn't forget about the News for all of you! So let's recap! Mort talked about his wacky adventure, dAY got back to IWBTF, Rebag tryed to revive his Aquaphobia thread (then locked it), Fatih turned 14, I tried to bring the Mafia back to life, Null started the Hurt or Heal game, Classic Spongebob was classic, Rebag made "What should i think of this?" his general question thread, Derf created a new chat thread, Infernoman got back from Chicago, Mark found himself bending over, Null shed man tears over an anime, New shitty Spongebob is shitty, Seben made a quote thread, the avatar boobs are return, Silver found curry to be delicious, I had people list who they're subscribed to, Lolgamer suggested watching Cupcakes, Mark posted some surprisingly skinny cats, Dumb thread is dumb, Rebag mentioned his occasional transgender thoughts, Rebag, Seben, Mark and I all posted new mugshots, Seben's waifu was a slut, Lolgamer talked with IGN about Dark Souls, Cantavanda is Cantavanda, Miracle masturbated to Cupcakes, Infernoman used an old joke, the anti-masturbation cross prevented sins, I wanted Xbox gamertags, one of the World Cup refs was unfair, Borderlands 3 (the pre-sequel) was announced for release, IGN preordered Borderlands, I couldn't click Rebag's Youtube links, IGN wondered why he read the MLP thread, The Pope is still catholic, of course Mkid wanted to revive Neo's music shop, we missed a lot of members (Liquid were are you?),: and Mark is a gaymer.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on June 29, 2014, 10:00:46 pm
Nobody got my Chicago reference.

THE SONG IS 25 OR 6 TO 4 YOU UNCULTERED SWINES
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Seben on June 29, 2014, 10:09:35 pm
Seben's waifu was a slut

AAHHHHH FUCK YOU
;_;
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on June 30, 2014, 10:03:40 am
Seben's waifu was a slut
no :c
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on July 06, 2014, 10:40:37 pm
Top headlines;

Evan (And pretty much everyone else) is getting tired of Cantavanda's shitposts.
Yet another "What is your phobia" thread was made (Has it been 4 weeks, already? Damn, that was fast.)
Saben's waifu is--Was, a slut.
Miracle keeps listening to the same god-damn rock band.
PewDiePie is a 'good' guy, according to Cantavanda.
Other than that... Fuck all, sweet, fuck all.

Infinite, you lazy gobshite.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on July 07, 2014, 05:36:37 am
15/6
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 07, 2014, 10:12:45 am
In my defense, I was away all Saturday and only had limited visits yesterday.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on July 10, 2014, 12:35:14 am
Miracle, please inform me on what 's been going on here since Sunday.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on July 10, 2014, 06:44:35 am
Miracle, please inform me on what 's been going on here since Sunday.

No.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on July 11, 2014, 01:58:12 am
Ok.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on July 11, 2014, 06:12:41 am
Ok.

*OK/Okay.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on July 11, 2014, 11:28:41 am
Kay.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on July 12, 2014, 01:39:37 pm
Hello welcome to the headdesk news. *Yawn*.

Today the only constructive news are:

LoveMod joined the forums to spread love <3
Everyone Hates Fatih
And there are very few constructive threads anymore.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 13, 2014, 03:44:47 pm
This week, the forum went to total shit. We decided, "Fuck it" and drove the IWBTF bus into Kayin's mouth so he could chew us up, swallow, digest us then a few days later turn us into complete shit and get flushed down the toilet into a sewer full of spikes and apples. We all argued about how to get out, with Cantavanda spewing nonsense all the time so nobody can concentrate on important stuff while Rebag was in the corner praying loudly to Celestia to get us out. Fatih came and punched Rebag and the they pissed on each other. Meanwhile, Venser, Rag, and Evan tried to stop the madness, but nothing could be done. Mkid sided with Rag Evan and Venser and remembered the old days of IWBTF. Whenever Berry tried to suggest something, everybody copied him and changed just a little bit until Venser had to punch all of them. Silver and Derf made huge speeches, and MetaKK, Berry Punch, Mark, Lolgamer and Infernoman all agreed, but everyone one else didn't want to listen because it was too long. Eventually we focused on Fatih and Rebag trying to get them away from each other, but Rebag kept calling Fatih a dick and Fatih just wanted to yell at Rebag. Evan had to get them to shut up, so he punched them. Jooger told Rebag, Fatih, and Cantavanda that they were being whores and told them to shut up. The whole time, IGN and Miracle were having a completely oversexualized conversation together while IGN clicked his cookie. Null and Infinite sort of didn't pay attention, only coming into the conversations when the topic they discussed was already over. Cantavanda started screaming about Japanese sex and how rubbing a specific body part is a sin, but everyone yelled at him to shut up. Seben was only there for comic relief. Sibare made an appearance, and we hoped he would help, but he just played games. dAY was suggesting ways to get out of the sewer, but nobody could understand him because he kept dalking dike dis. Eventually, LoveMod gracefully appeared in a dazzling shower of light, and said to the collective members of the forums:
//THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//

Follow me. I will show you the way with love. Just love each other and you will escape.

//THIS HAS BEEN AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on July 13, 2014, 03:49:36 pm
This is not news
It's a fanfic
11/10
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on July 13, 2014, 03:55:28 pm
Infinite, I gotta tell you that this news was by far the best you've written.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Cantavanda on July 13, 2014, 03:56:58 pm
HAHAH, I love that one
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: AndreSsgarrido on July 13, 2014, 04:51:58 pm
This week, the forum went to total shit.
xD
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on July 13, 2014, 06:10:41 pm
This is the most glorious thing I have ever read. Thank you Infinite.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Berry Punch on July 13, 2014, 06:14:32 pm
Greatest news ever. Lots of punching though, reminded me of The Fifth Avocado.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on July 13, 2014, 08:39:39 pm
Rock on Infinite :D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 14, 2014, 11:30:21 am
XD I tried something else, guess it worked.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on July 16, 2014, 07:16:04 pm
This week, the forum went to total shit. We decided, "Fuck it" and drove the IWBTF bus into Kayin's mouth so he could chew us up, swallow, digest us then a few days later turn us into complete shit and get flushed down the toilet into a sewer full of spikes and apples. We all argued about how to get out, with Cantavanda spewing nonsense all the time so nobody can concentrate on important stuff while Rebag was in the corner praying loudly to Celestia to get us out. Fatih came and punched Rebag and the they pissed on each other. Meanwhile, Venser, Rag, and Evan tried to stop the madness, but nothing could be done. Mkid sided with Rag Evan and Venser and remembered the old days of IWBTF. Whenever Berry tried to suggest something, everybody copied him and changed just a little bit until Venser had to punch all of them. Silver and Derf made huge speeches, and MetaKK, Berry Punch, Mark, Lolgamer and Infernoman all agreed, but everyone one else didn't want to listen because it was too long. Eventually we focused on Fatih and Rebag trying to get them away from each other, but Rebag kept calling Fatih a dick and Fatih just wanted to yell at Rebag. Evan had to get them to shut up, so he punched them. Jooger told Rebag, Fatih, and Cantavanda that they were being whores and told them to shut up. The whole time, IGN and Miracle were having a completely oversexualized conversation together while IGN clicked his cookie. Null and Infinite sort of didn't pay attention, only coming into the conversations when the topic they discussed was already over. Cantavanda started screaming about Japanese sex and how rubbing a specific body part is a sin, but everyone yelled at him to shut up. Seben was only there for comic relief. Sibare made an appearance, and we hoped he would help, but he just played games. dAY was suggesting ways to get out of the sewer, but nobody could understand him because he kept dalking dike dis. Eventually, LoveMod gracefully appeared in a dazzling shower of light, and said to the collective members of the forums:
//THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//

Follow me. I will show you the way with love. Just love each other and you will escape.

//THIS HAS BEEN AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//
PRO stamp of APPROVAL!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 16, 2014, 07:44:41 pm
This week, the forum went to total shit. We decided, "Fuck it" and drove the IWBTF bus into Kayin's mouth so he could chew us up, swallow, digest us then a few days later turn us into complete shit and get flushed down the toilet into a sewer full of spikes and apples. We all argued about how to get out, with Cantavanda spewing nonsense all the time so nobody can concentrate on important stuff while Rebag was in the corner praying loudly to Celestia to get us out. Fatih came and punched Rebag and the they pissed on each other. Meanwhile, Venser, Rag, and Evan tried to stop the madness, but nothing could be done. Mkid sided with Rag Evan and Venser and remembered the old days of IWBTF. Whenever Berry tried to suggest something, everybody copied him and changed just a little bit until Venser had to punch all of them. Silver and Derf made huge speeches, and MetaKK, Berry Punch, Mark, Lolgamer and Infernoman all agreed, but everyone one else didn't want to listen because it was too long. Eventually we focused on Fatih and Rebag trying to get them away from each other, but Rebag kept calling Fatih a dick and Fatih just wanted to yell at Rebag. Evan had to get them to shut up, so he punched them. Jooger told Rebag, Fatih, and Cantavanda that they were being whores and told them to shut up. The whole time, IGN and Miracle were having a completely oversexualized conversation together while IGN clicked his cookie. Null and Infinite sort of didn't pay attention, only coming into the conversations when the topic they discussed was already over. Cantavanda started screaming about Japanese sex and how rubbing a specific body part is a sin, but everyone yelled at him to shut up. Seben was only there for comic relief. Sibare made an appearance, and we hoped he would help, but he just played games. dAY was suggesting ways to get out of the sewer, but nobody could understand him because he kept dalking dike dis. Eventually, LoveMod gracefully appeared in a dazzling shower of light, and said to the collective members of the forums:
//THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//

Follow me. I will show you the way with love. Just love each other and you will escape.

//THIS HAS BEEN AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM: LoveMod//
PRO stamp of APPROVAL!
XD
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on July 16, 2014, 08:53:08 pm
IGN and Miracle were having a completely oversexualized conversation together while IGN clicked his cookie.

What
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on July 18, 2014, 09:56:57 am
IGN and Miracle were having a completely oversexualized conversation together while IGN clicked his cookie.

What
Is that what they're calling it these days?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 19, 2014, 01:56:52 pm
The only important News at all is that StronglyDislikeMod made LoveMod leave. ;-;
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on July 20, 2014, 09:31:22 pm
LOVE never dies! A simple 'stronglydislike' can't destroy our greatest example/member. Keep it real, LoveMod!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on July 20, 2014, 09:32:11 pm
LOVE never dies! A simple 'stronglydislike' can't destroy our greatest example/member. Keep it real, LoveMod!

Damn straight.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 02, 2014, 09:38:05 pm
Wow, isn't it amazing how little I update this now? This past week I was at camp, but really Im just slow
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 03, 2014, 01:40:12 am
Want more dews :/
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 03, 2014, 10:26:35 am
Here Tay, catch!
(http://www.rcshield.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/soda.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on August 03, 2014, 11:29:46 am
Baja blast in a can or go home
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on August 03, 2014, 11:34:40 am
Burlap sack full of moonshine or go home.

Is the burlap sack the decapitated body of that one kid?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 03, 2014, 05:18:36 pm
Lost.

Also ginger ale or bust.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on August 03, 2014, 05:22:13 pm
Lost.

Also ginger ale or bust.
Ginger ale
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on August 03, 2014, 07:43:51 pm
You'd think it was a kid, until you realise it was just a sack of potatoes.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 03, 2014, 08:02:10 pm
It was actually a bag of leaves.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on August 04, 2014, 05:57:06 pm
I heard it was just a bag of trash
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 06, 2014, 07:59:15 am
So I'm on a trip to Canada right now, and the hotel is gonna have horrible internet, so I probably won't behere much for the next week or so.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on August 06, 2014, 09:22:03 am
I will go to Antalya for 1-2 weeks too so I won't be able to participate
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on August 07, 2014, 06:49:06 am
Hatchling came to an end. (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/forums/index.php?topic=19297.msg464207#new)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on August 09, 2014, 12:25:22 am
My trip to bosnia came to an end.

No change, really.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on August 09, 2014, 12:31:47 am
My trip to bosnia came to an end.

No change, really.
Unfortunately
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on August 09, 2014, 02:21:44 am
My trip to bosnia came to an end.

No change, really.
Unfortunately
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on August 09, 2014, 02:49:17 am
Welcome back Fatih!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Venser on August 09, 2014, 02:56:05 am
Wow, isn't it amazing how little I update this now?
That was how I felt about pretty much every big content thing I did on the forums as I kept doing them. Eventually I would stop, and that's how things like the screenplay as it is now were born.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on August 09, 2014, 03:35:01 pm
Quote from: fatih's Sig
I don't know if there's a point of coming on anymore.

I'm not missed...

It doesn't matter at all.

As long as you're happy.

I might as well delete this account.
:D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 09, 2014, 07:48:35 pm
ON TODAYS NEWS THERE WAS SHIT, AND IT WASN'T GOOD. THAT'S ALL.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on August 23, 2014, 12:35:11 pm
Bumping stickey'd thread
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 23, 2014, 12:35:58 pm
>>replying to bumped sticky'd threade
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 23, 2014, 12:37:51 pm
Talking shit about people bumping a sticky bread. How can you guys, really? Was that necessary?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 23, 2014, 12:42:27 pm
ah, boredom got the best of me, yet again. Maybe replying was taking things a bit to far. What can I say, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 23, 2014, 12:47:34 pm
I will never forgive you, not ever!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 23, 2014, 12:50:15 pm
FORGIVENSSS, FORGIVENESS, EVEN IF, EVEN IF, YOU DON't LOVE ME ANYMORE
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 23, 2014, 12:53:00 pm
you brook my <# how will i ever love again?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 23, 2014, 01:04:02 pm
I will show you the way :] a borken <# can be fixxed with a simple 3 :]
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 23, 2014, 01:35:03 pm
Shit, people still care about this?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 23, 2014, 01:50:24 pm
You bet.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 23, 2014, 02:04:13 pm
jk, I know you guys still want me to do this, I actually was working on it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on August 23, 2014, 02:05:33 pm
Of COURSE we care! Infinite, you're a strong member of this community, we love and NEED your efforts to fight the novices that bring us down :/
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on August 25, 2014, 07:44:11 pm
Go go ufo
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on August 25, 2014, 08:17:28 pm
Faith I thought you were leaving forever. Has your retribution come?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on August 25, 2014, 08:28:42 pm
as a great man once said:

"I AM RETURN"
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on August 25, 2014, 08:34:44 pm
Go go ufo
shit!
Fatih has returned
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 25, 2014, 08:41:50 pm
Go go ufo
shit!
Fatih has returned
Alright, shuddup now.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on August 26, 2014, 12:12:53 am
I have some shit to clean
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on August 26, 2014, 03:34:00 am
First thing you should do is change your avatar and nickname :D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on September 06, 2014, 09:07:54 pm
Behold, I stopped being lazy and am actually doing what I got well know on here for! The one and only Headdesk News! So what exactly happened the past 7 days? Well... Neo had a birthday, we started playing Resistance, Silver got a date, but it got turned down  :'(, Infernoman is under ar-wrist, Seben was all alone and awkward, soobn introduced himself, Para uploaded more Mega-Man videos, Miracle provided some cloping action, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Mark, and Ybbald were playing chess, Seben watched Interstellar 5555, I made a truce with Liσn, Animu, Para can speak French and English, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Mark was worried about abortions based on sexuality, Automatic login no longer works, Mark didn't feel like being a cactus anymore, I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS, Smell that air! Couldn't thine drink it as if it were mead? Hahaha!, Rarity assholes, Rebag contradicted himself, you cannot unsuck a penis, Lolgamer's computer randomly opened, I know Lolgamer, NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and IIIII LOOOOVE YOUUUUU JEESUUUUS CHRIIIIIIST
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rebag102 on September 06, 2014, 10:52:56 pm
Rebag contradicted himself,
When?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: d on September 06, 2014, 11:03:10 pm
Rebag contradicted himself,
When?

Lost but didnt laugh
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Seben on September 07, 2014, 01:51:02 am
IIIII LOOOOVE YOUUUUU JEESUUUUS CHRIIIIII

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Uhcb-XTaA)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on October 08, 2014, 12:51:03 am
GET IN MAH BELLY
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 08, 2014, 02:17:19 pm
I DUN WANNA
IT SMELLS IN THERE
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on October 15, 2014, 12:46:06 pm
Can I take your place as a main Headdesk newsbar,m'lady?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on October 15, 2014, 12:54:42 pm
Can I take your place as a main Headdesk newsbar,m'lady?

m'lady?

Requesting that "m'lady" gets changed to "Mulaney"

Cause saying m'lady is as good as Mulaney. Which it is not good.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 15, 2014, 02:15:46 pm
Fur now sure.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on October 15, 2014, 02:19:04 pm
I've been grounded from my computer so pretty much I'll only be able to get on sporadically at school for the next 4-5 weeks. (Or however long is left in the quarter.)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on October 27, 2014, 05:41:34 pm
So here it is.It's been a very long time since Infinite wrote news so I will try to write news instead of him bla bla bla who the fuck cares..So,what happened THIS and maybe previous week as well?(Just get into the news already goddamit)Well,umm...I covered the news for Infinite for a long time,D Erf's name got deleted from everywhere,Ebola is not funny(i still lmfao),quality of Cartoons are not good at all,People discussed about five night at freddies and it's creepiness,I changed my avatar three times or something,AkakiyPetrushkin(I guess that's his name?)learned to make a multiplayer fangame so he made 5 fangames about it,people suggested me a few fangames that I'll probably never play,Dxc666 came back,Koppis trolled us,Nono started posting a lot often,Mark composed a guitar piece and made threads about Board games and programming,I have no idea how to download Touhou,Lost episode creepypastas are bad,Super Smash Bros!!!!!!!!!!!,Arturo and Mark posted mugshots,Mark made a platforming game,Nono replays Dark Souls 1(I should probably go back to my SL1 char too...),Mkid came back,Inferno's kocal new stations send a weird ass tweet,IGN found the most erotix part of a woman is the boobs,Why so many fangames??(I wonder why) and fangamers argued about stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on October 28, 2014, 06:32:59 pm
/roughdraft
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 03, 2014, 04:14:45 pm
Liked it, 2 things:
1:please put spaces after commas, it will be easier to read
2:
him
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 06, 2014, 04:51:44 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 06, 2014, 05:38:11 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 06, 2014, 05:38:47 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I hate you  :'(
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on November 08, 2014, 08:57:02 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 08, 2014, 09:34:15 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on November 08, 2014, 10:53:27 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 13, 2014, 07:56:20 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!

With ketchup and mustard, please.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on November 13, 2014, 11:04:17 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!

With onions and chives, bitch.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 14, 2014, 07:13:14 am
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!

With onions and chives, bitch.

GROSS!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on November 14, 2014, 08:41:30 am
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!

With onions and chives, bitch.

GROSS!!!
All aboard the chance quote train!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on November 14, 2014, 10:09:04 am
Nah
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on November 14, 2014, 01:06:09 pm
YOUR TI (http://images2.fanpop.com/image/quiz/453000/453036_1280765405695_500_282.jpg)CKETS PLEASE
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on November 14, 2014, 03:17:57 pm
NocturnalGamer is better than Cantavanda and Rebag

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Two months ago, maybe.

I love you  :'(

I NEED A SANDWICH!!!!

With onions and chives, bitch.

GROSS!!!

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/782/640/d8a.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 16, 2014, 10:02:04 pm
Nah

I will guess... You were SIGMUND FREUD!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: d on November 16, 2014, 10:06:23 pm
Nah

I will guess... You were SIGMUND FREUD!!!
No.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on November 16, 2014, 10:09:43 pm
Nah

I will guess... You were SIGMUND FREUD!!!
No.

That means he is... he is...

BATMAN!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on November 16, 2014, 11:13:04 pm
:/
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on November 17, 2014, 08:22:54 am
\:
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on November 17, 2014, 10:54:06 am
Remember when this thread was active? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on November 17, 2014, 11:14:00 am
The snack that smiles back
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on November 17, 2014, 11:24:22 am
headdesk news part 7384748
- d Erf started to post again little by little
-artismexpert came,discussed about fangames spammed and leaved
-nocturnal d gamer came back
-i and katz started AN abandoned quest
-too many cooks came out
-FATIH came back
-nocturnal accidentally summoned chef
-super secret board called the guys was discovered
-thanks to lionel schlems i cant write wondrful without typos
-shuroroororolol
-a new mafia game
-ponchichi had an error
-mark posted another copypasta
-i like the news a lot,it reminded me of infinite
-can some1 make lionel schleems admin pls
-ign made 7237 threads
-ponchichi wants to learn if anyone does tas
-pokemon 3d came out
-someone made a youtube channel
-someone made a youtube channel too
-cartoon network is not good as it was in 1924
-
-plasm made the best thread
-i got rid of the ads
-rebag's playing lots of fangames lately
-i wanna kill mum update
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on November 17, 2014, 11:30:58 am
*an
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on November 17, 2014, 02:41:11 pm
-YOU'RE A DICK ASS BRANDON
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 07, 2014, 01:48:29 pm
KAFKASQUE WILL RUIN YOU ALL
NO WHAMMY
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on December 08, 2014, 04:32:36 pm
MOMMY PULLED WHAMMY OUTTA MY SISTERS BUM. NOW SISTER DEATHING BCUZ HER POWER SOURCE DRAINRD. NEED HALP
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on December 08, 2014, 07:11:17 pm
I WAS FROZEN TODAY.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 09, 2014, 12:34:26 pm
Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 10, 2014, 08:45:02 pm
WALUIGI TIME!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on December 10, 2014, 11:27:19 pm
No Whammy
(http://www.creditorssidebar.com/files/2014/05/no-whammy.png)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on December 10, 2014, 11:27:53 pm
>insert Ron Burgundy joke
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 12, 2014, 05:33:42 pm
squirm writher writhe
today we rise
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on December 12, 2014, 05:39:14 pm
We rise.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 12, 2014, 06:44:58 pm
hello,I'm CEMALOF and I'll be your commentator for this news.I'll try to type news every week if I can.However,there is a major change between the news that I'll make with the original one.My news will be different than Headdesk News and it will be called "Headdesk News". The concept will be exact same with Headdesk news but I had to put it in a concept that

So what happened this and previous week? Well, (the bottom of it was creepy as hell) Infinite didn't wrote the news, Cantavanda became addicted to Minecraft, everyone discussed about a video game that I've never ever played(pokemon), Yosniper wanted to start another fangame contest, Infinite bought a 3DS and wanted suggestions, Tay came back <3, but he is homeless now :/, my post gave Fatih the feels, Katz hypnotized me, I bunp'd a thread about warning me to not necropost, WHAMMY TAKEOVER HAS JUST BEGAN. No whammy, Kafkkaesque made 70 threads and spammed whammy, I and Jooger changed our avatars, I made a very long post about whammy that no one red, insert whammy picture here, IGN and Fatih were gone when this happened, Sigmund wanted a photo editing program, KAFKAESQUE WILL RUIN YOU ALL (no whammy), Mark made a topic about existentialism, no Katz, LoveMod can't rebirth, Cantavanda played touhou on piano (gg btw), Fatih needed ideas for his channel but no one gave a fuck, I necro'd favourite videos thread, JRPG thread was filled with shockingly infamous games, infernoman was frozen in December 09,2014, Miracle leaved (I don't know if I should get upset...), dxc explained us the beatiful reason behind no fap november, some fag beat IWBTG fter 5 years, quit your bitching REBAG, YES FUCKING WHAMMY, wt f0k did u said m8, someone else browsed imgur, I felt angry as hell while typing this for seemingly no reason, Infinite told me to put spaces after commas,                
                                                

          Derf deleted his account, our quest got abandoned yet again, Infinite asked for Earthbound emulators, Ponchichi made touhou references, a demo of I Wanna Be The Pokemon was released (no offense but fuck pokemon), Dallas pls, a very old dude came back for a few minutes,what?,and finally someone streamed I Wanna Be The Sublime.no WHAMMY, I'm making a fangame about whammy,
no whammy?no whammy.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on December 12, 2014, 09:11:42 pm
Love will always revenge! I am one step away from 4digit guy_hood wat do
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 12, 2014, 10:25:12 pm
fuck you LG i was gonna finally do it again tomorrow thats why i kept posting weird stuff all week i was leading up to it

stupid turkish timezones
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on December 12, 2014, 11:13:35 pm
fuck you LG i was gonna finally do it again tomorrow thats why i kept posting weird stuff all week i was leading up to it

stupid turkish timezones
much disappoint at this knockoff version of news. Not worth reading unless infinite writes it tbh. Maybe someday the news will.come back to us, but today's not that day... :(
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Miracle on December 13, 2014, 07:58:40 am
*Shuffles papers*

I prefer the Headdesk news at six.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on December 13, 2014, 03:32:39 pm
*Shuffles papers*

I prefer the Headdesk news at six.

Miracle for Headdesk News co-anchor
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on December 13, 2014, 08:50:18 pm
A new Ron Burgundy approaches
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on December 16, 2014, 03:15:07 pm
The Colbert Report has something to say to The Headdesk News!

wat
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 20, 2014, 06:12:20 pm
WHAT'S THIS? THE HEADDESK NEWS? I'M ACTUALLY WRITING IT? That's right, folks, I'm BACK! So what happened this week? Well... dAY won't be homeless for Christmas (yay!), LG ruined my chance to come back, Venser was here the whole time, Hatred went back on Steam, Pokota and Kudo talked Pokenerd style, Infernoman never got guessed, birds of a cookie flock together, Mark like LG's avatar, WhammyMod found music for the Whammy fangame, WE GOT FUN AND GAMES, Von started the review thread, 123456 Pokemon, SUCH A LOVELY PLACE, dAY died on his birthday, 666th post, No Whammy loves the Pokemon algotithms, Infernoman wants some pancakes, Katz called dAY a very nice water buffalo, SUCH A LOVELY FACE, LG revived the Praise thread, I am a heron, a new Ron Burgund approaches, Braid is so pretentious, dAY died on his birthday, you all require medication, dreams are big mysteries, Von dAY and Venser played some League, Pokota can't forums, *detergent shall be our lubricant*, Earthbound is one of my new favorite games, the Colbert Report had something to say to the Headdesk News, Cheese_Return returned, and DALLAS TELL ME IT WAS A DREAM.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on December 20, 2014, 11:40:47 pm
NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 10/10 SEXY AS ALWAYS


FUCK YOU LG YOUR NEWS<DINFINITE'S


ALSO CAPS
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 21, 2014, 02:48:01 pm
:D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on December 22, 2014, 01:48:20 am
Oh also Dallas isn't dead
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on December 22, 2014, 12:30:52 pm
"Revoked"
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on December 22, 2014, 01:15:20 pm
I don't understand what makes my news much worse than Infinite's. I'm not saying it's better but at least I don't think I put less effort than Infinite does when it comes to writing news where I try to inspect the interesting aspects of IWBTF one by one while trying to be a bit of humorous and I also try to include most of things happened in past few weeks. You might think it might be soulless compared to Infinite's but how much spirit can you put into a post? It could also be my grammar but I just can't get better at grammar than how I am right now, sorry. At least you can tell me what is wrong with my writings instead of calling it knock-off version of the original news without evidence and meaning behind it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on December 22, 2014, 03:22:53 pm
"Revoked"

Get on MY level.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on December 22, 2014, 04:44:19 pm
Quote from: Timurlenk
Words
It's largely because Infinite started it, so we want Infinite to keep doing it.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 23, 2014, 09:31:20 am
I don't understand what makes my news much worse than Infinite's. I'm not saying it's better but at least I don't think I put less effort than Infinite does when it comes to writing news where I try to inspect the interesting aspects of IWBTF one by one while trying to be a bit of humorous and I also try to include most of things happened in past few weeks. You might think it might be soulless compared to Infinite's but how much spirit can you put into a post? It could also be my grammar but I just can't get better at grammar than how I am right now, sorry. At least you can tell me what is wrong with my writings instead of calling it knock-off version of the original news without evidence and meaning behind it.
I honestly don't really know. Sorry. I guess what Pokota said makes the most sense.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on December 24, 2014, 01:36:24 am
http://imgur.com/t/op_is_a_bundle_of_sticks/Vo1lS
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on December 24, 2014, 02:06:14 am
Quote from: Timurlenk
Words
It's largely because Infinite started it, so we want Infinite to keep doing it.
Correctomundo! Pretty much only reason
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Silver on December 26, 2014, 03:45:53 pm
Well now no one is doing news. HOW AM I TO CATCH UP?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on December 26, 2014, 04:11:12 pm
Im sorry Silver I tried :<
At least you get last week
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Silver on December 26, 2014, 04:17:52 pm
Im sorry Silver I tried :<
At least you get last week

I WILL READ AND BE PLEASED
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Silver on December 26, 2014, 04:19:34 pm
BRAID IS WONDERFUL

I DEMAND A NECK TO STRANGLE.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on January 01, 2015, 12:18:28 am
Im sooooorrrryyy Silver but I had to unexpectedly go to mah Grampas house and he aint got no shit internet
Just read two weeks ago's and pretend its new
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 05:18:33 pm
Also I asked people to basically get me some moola, HOLY SHIT I GOT SIGGED, and got Pokota a new URL.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: FoulGamer on January 13, 2015, 05:20:42 pm
omg its another news by me

So I will quickly write what happened in... Like past 13 days? I also know it's not saturday but waiting for that day would just be late. What happened this weeek? First off, my main account was banned for seemingly no reason. I Wanna Be The Quest subboard suddenly became active as hell, Rag came back, LUQIED came back again, Mort came back too, Infernoman feels a pulse in his anus for some reason, We discussed about our favourite games YET AGAIN, IGN still hates Seth Rogen, and he also hates skyrim too, appereantly 'that lil fucker' that says 'Just Dot' was null's old avatar, no one wants to embrace the negativity (except Fatih, I guess) Cantavanda thinks he sucks at games, Tay's going to sell his kidney :( , Boards Of Canada is beatiful and their style should not be reffered as 'druggie msuic", PRO is silver now, I, Katz and Derf discussed about David Lynch, vanitas vanitatum omnium vanitas (sorry if i spelled ît wrong), Fatih wants us to sign on something, GUCK POKEMON and trust nobody, not even your shelf.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Pokota on January 14, 2015, 10:02:44 am
The new URL is tentative it letting me hotlink images.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Ionlysayduck54 on February 05, 2015, 07:44:28 pm
Duck
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on February 05, 2015, 07:50:15 pm
Duck

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/566/060.png)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on February 21, 2015, 09:10:36 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS UP. I'M DOING THE NEWS FOR REAL GUYS. SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS WEEK? WELL... MetaKK briefly returned (still miss you man), Katz wrote a shitty poem, Yoko Kanno never ceases to make Null cry, Venser watched Jon Wick, Cantavanda didn't understand a shitty image, boom two vensers, The key was friendship all along, DAY vented the shit out of League, Mark composed some more musics, I dropped out of Condinental Drift, IGN is watching a bunch of animes, inb4 anus inflammation, Lolgamer loves INterstellar, Katz and Infernoman are bae, #boycottNintendo2015, Katz needs to memorize Rock Me Amadeus, Lolgamer got trapped in school, Derf posted a bunch of album cover art, DAY's sister is 100% a terrible unemployed LoL streamer with blond hair, Valkama wished college would cancel for snow sometimes, thanks Silver, I thought I had the key to the forums, Katz needlessly killed a horse, Shiny and Mkid both found other keys, L=L is still in effect, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE, good ol' Al, Derf worked on Continental Drift, MONGOLIA STRONG, A Shulk to the Past, Berry Punch killed Katz and Mark, MAKE SURE YOU'RE USING THE HIPSTER GLASSES IN THE PIRATE HIDEOUT, neurotoxin, power outages are not fun, Fatih lives in Canada, Chuck Norris is the new Popeye, Deadbeard sexually identifies as a ghost pirate, MM3D does not feature Song of Double Twice (0/10), ArtismExpert is a fucking idiot, Apache sexually identifies as an Attack Helicopter, and AAAAAAA-AA-AAAHM SHULKED ON A FEELIN.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on February 21, 2015, 09:24:12 pm
The Interstellar was a pointless joke by the way.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on February 21, 2015, 10:40:23 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS UP. I'M DOING THE NEWS FOR REAL GUYS. SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS WEEK? WELL... MetaKK briefly returned (still miss you man), Katz wrote a shitty poem, Yoko Kanno never ceases to make Null cry, Venser watched Jon Wick, Cantavanda didn't understand a shitty image, boom two vensers, The key was friendship all along, DAY vented the shit out of League, Mark composed some more musics, I dropped out of Condinental Drift, IGN is watching a bunch of animes, inb4 anus inflammation, Lolgamer loves INterstellar, Katz and Infernoman are bae, #boycottNintendo2015, Katz needs to memorize Rock Me Amadeus, Lolgamer got trapped in school, Derf posted a bunch of album cover art, DAY's sister is 100% a terrible unemployed LoL streamer with blond hair, Valkama wished college would cancel for snow sometimes, thanks Silver, I thought I had the key to the forums, Katz needlessly killed a horse, Shiny and Mkid both found other keys, L=L is still in effect, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE, good ol' Al, Derf worked on Continental Drift, MONGOLIA STRONG, A Shulk to the Past, Berry Punch killed Katz and Mark, MAKE SURE YOU'RE USING THE HIPSTER GLASSES IN THE PIRATE HIDEOUT, neurotoxin, power outages are not fun, Fatih lives in Canada, Chuck Norris is the new Popeye, Deadbeard sexually identifies as a ghost pirate, MM3D does not feature Song of Double Twice (0/10), ArtismExpert is a fucking idiot, Apache sexually identifies as an Attack Helicopter, and AAAAAAA-AA-AAAHM SHULKED ON A FEELIN.

Welcome back
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on February 21, 2015, 11:56:01 pm
Katz wrote a shitty poem

brb i'ma cut
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Rarest Pepe on March 03, 2015, 02:23:54 am
Butts
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 03, 2015, 06:44:52 pm
Agreed.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 08, 2015, 10:08:37 pm
Well! Well well well. Well well! Well? Well... a haunted house is being built in Mkid's town, it wasn't my birthday, Jooger absolutely loves Twilight Princess, Shiny loves being purple, I got an imaginary friend with a spooky psychic cutie mark, I REMEMBER WHEN, pretty much everyone here does programming, phone chargers hate Infernoman, yo man this beat is bananas, Null had a 4.6 earthquake, Last words are for people who haven't said enough, Mark has played a lot of Mario hacks (but not the original), por que no los kudos, Da fuck is a grommet?, Null searched for two-player browser games, IGN got a Mega Man amiigo, I REMEMBER I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIIIND, a clicker game is by far the most active thread on the forums, Yosniper's fangame contest is under way, Cantavanda rated the top 5 best and worst video game companies, Katz is so done with this shit, step 1: shoot lemons, the latest episode of Death Parade was amazing, IGN is gonna get a Ness amiibo, I'm listening to waaay too much brony music, Kudo is a pretty chill guy and doesn't afraid of anything, I'm going to LA this summer, Katz's sister came back (that really sucks man ): ), much left handed triforce of courage, I had a birthday, grommet is that claymation dog, THERE WAS SOMETHING SO PLEASANT ABOUT THAT PLAAAACE, the Gamecube is a fucking amazing box, the sooner you advertise here the better, ITT: Actual Californians and JonTron fans, EA is all five worst game companies, Jooger isn't a fucking faggot, Guten morgen, Was president Lincoln ok?, Rebag sounds like the wind, EVEN YOUR EMOTIONS HAD AN ECHO IN SO MUCH SPAAAACE, my birthday is the anniversary of the Boston massacre, the universe has a beginning, them groms gotta get some swood, but it has no end, Lolgamer plays fangames everyday, Infernoman was stuck inside for 48 hours, IGN NEED'S DOGCOG, the Minecraft music is actually really good, Null doesn't give a shit, Super Smash Flash had Mr. Incredible, step 2: play ness instead, SUPA FIGHTIN ROBOT, Does anyone know who Kudo is?, we need ITBTClicker, Liquid Draco Mark and Neo all continued the quest, and my tulpa did not write the news.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on March 08, 2015, 10:59:14 pm
Well! Well well well. Well well! Well? Well... a haunted house is being built in Mkid's town, it wasn't my birthday, Jooger absolutely loves Twilight Princess, Shiny loves being purple, I got an imaginary friend with a spooky psychic cutie mark, I REMEMBER WHEN, pretty much everyone here does programming, phone chargers hate Infernoman, yo man this beat is bananas, Null had a 4.6 earthquake, Last words are for people who haven't said enough, Mark has played a lot of Mario hacks (but not the original), por que no los kudos, Da fuck is a grommet?, Null searched for two-player browser games, IGN got a Mega Man amiigo, I REMEMBER I REMEMBER WHEN I LOST MY MIIIND, a clicker game is by far the most active thread on the forums, Yosniper's fangame contest is under way, Cantavanda rated the top 5 best and worst video game companies, Katz is so done with this shit, step 1: shoot lemons, the latest episode of Death Parade was amazing, IGN is gonna get a Ness amiibo, I'm listening to waaay too much brony music, Kudo is a pretty chill guy and doesn't afraid of anything, I'm going to LA this summer, Katz's sister came back (that really sucks man ): ), much left handed triforce of courage, I had a birthday, grommet is that claymation dog, THERE WAS SOMETHING SO PLEASANT ABOUT THAT PLAAAACE, the Gamecube is a fucking amazing box, the sooner you advertise here the better, ITT: Actual Californians and JonTron fans, EA is all five worst game companies, Jooger isn't a fucking faggot, Guten morgen, Was president Lincoln ok?, Rebag sounds like the wind, EVEN YOUR EMOTIONS HAD AN ECHO IN SO MUCH SPAAAACE, my birthday is the anniversary of the Boston massacre, the universe has a beginning, them groms gotta get some swood, but it has no end, Lolgamer plays fangames everyday, Infernoman was stuck inside for 48 hours, IGN NEED'S DOGCOG, the Minecraft music is actually really good, Null doesn't give a shit, Super Smash Flash had Mr. Incredible, step 2: play ness instead, SUPA FIGHTIN ROBOT, Does anyone know who Kudo is?, we need ITBTClicker, Liquid Draco Mark and Neo all continued the quest, and my tulpa
wrote the news.

Best news since the last one
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: liquidCorgster on March 08, 2015, 11:37:06 pm
what the fuck is brony music?
that's not a thing, is it?
like, there can be "techno remix of MLP music", or like, "country music with brony lyrics," but brony isn't a genre, right?
: show
right?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 09, 2015, 02:22:33 am
all day. every day.
im suprised that no1 got the REGULAR SHOW reference
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on March 09, 2015, 07:03:43 am
what the fuck is brony music?
that's not a thing, is it?
like, there can be "techno remix of MLP music", or like, "country music with brony lyrics," but brony isn't a genre, right?
: show
right?


Brony music == unenjoyable music

Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on March 09, 2015, 07:10:09 am
Fuck off. Discord rocks yo.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 09, 2015, 07:30:02 am
what the fuck is brony music?
that's not a thing, is it?
like, there can be "techno remix of MLP music", or like, "country music with brony lyrics," but brony isn't a genre, right?
: show
right?

http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/music-brony-friendship-is-magic-my-little-pony/
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 09, 2015, 02:58:42 pm
what the fuck is brony music?
that's not a thing, is it?
like, there can be "techno remix of MLP music", or like, "country music with brony lyrics," but brony isn't a genre, right?
: show
right?

Eh, I wouldn't call it a genre, just as a general term for the fan made music. Though most tends to be techno or dubstep or some mixture.
Fuck off. Discord rocks yo.
This guy gets it. :D
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 15, 2015, 09:02:57 pm
WHAT the FUCK HAPPENED THIS WEEK!?!?!?!?!? WELL... Mark is a bad cat indeed, my uncle is a quality fellow, Luis returned to find that Ybbald was gone, Katz had an uber meltdown over F-Zero GX, it's just Mark, I posted a mugshot :D, Dlasm used his semen as glue, Lolgamer woke up sucking a lemon, brony is not a genre, in a world where red couches fly, YOU CAN HOLD THE RIGHT CLICK TO LOOK AROUND, Katz got over his sister, must most post, Boogie2988 is a truly amazing guy, some people listen to Black Metal, a Photoshop guide has an underlying story, 360 video, Jooger thought X2 and Y2 existed, Lolgamer reread his manic post, Katz likes the Jack and Triumph show, Terry Pratchett died, we've all been in a coma for 20 years, we're all alts of each other (duh), Radiohead is not Black Metal, I'm not Mozart you fuckers, Fuck 'em, do what is right, and people were going super deep into some clicker shit that I don't understand.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on March 28, 2015, 11:15:50 pm
THE WEEKEND IS NIGH
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on March 28, 2015, 11:33:03 pm
Boy we got a story this time.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 29, 2015, 04:45:47 am
I Think This will b
Boy we got a story this time.
e the longest news ever.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Nocturnal D Gamer on March 29, 2015, 10:14:12 am
I Think This will b
Boy we got a story this time.
e the longest news ever.
WHAT
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 29, 2015, 08:32:19 pm
Fuck Zaagamer, fuck Nocturnal D, fuck Smash Brothers, fuck YOU! What happened this week? That was rhetorical, idiot, I'll tell ya what happened! So this bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just waltz right in here and say whatever the hell he wants. Nu-uh! We ain't doin' this! He doesn't deserve to own a cumputer let alone use it! Amirite people, or amirite. This bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just post anything and nobody will care, but it ain't like that 'round here. Nu-uh. He was askin' to get punched, and he got punched, I'l tell ya! That bitch got punched by god I'll tell ya, the almighty Venser, that nigga is like a friggin Mike Tyson, one punch and ya done, no more lives. That's why he got his on kickass church. And this nigga, Lolgambler, he encouraging it! Like, shit! And he goin' 'round postin' movie transcripts and so much gibberish that we an hardly keep to ourselves. But that's not even mentioning this bitch, this bitch Nocturnal Dick Gamer, he came back and nobody gave him a chance, I swear. He doesn't deserve a chance neither, I tell ya. And this bitch, this bitch Cantavanda, he's usually a pretty swood guy, but now he's just posting fuckin' apples everywhere, like shit! So in the end, what really did happen? Still rhetorical, you fucking idiot, stop answering me. What happened was we couldn't make two goddamn posts without some bitch interrupting us like a bitch and being a bitch, those bithces. In other words, I'm not sifting through that shit to find you real news. Have this instead.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on March 29, 2015, 08:43:03 pm
THIS IS MY KAYINDAMN POINT
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on March 29, 2015, 09:19:09 pm
Fuck Zaagamer, fuck Nocturnal D, fuck Smash Brothers, fuck YOU! What happened this week? That was rhetorical, idiot, I'll tell ya what happened! So this bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just waltz right in here and say whatever the hell he wants. Nu-uh! We ain't doin' this! He doesn't deserve to own a cumputer let alone use it! Amirite people, or amirite. This bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just post anything and nobody will care, but it ain't like that 'round here. Nu-uh. He was askin' to get punched, and he got punched, I'l tell ya! That bitch got punched by god I'll tell ya, the almighty Venser, that nigga is like a friggin Mike Tyson, one punch and ya done, no more lives. That's why he got his on kickass church. And this nigga, Lolgambler, he encouraging it! Like, shit! And he goin' 'round postin' movie transcripts and so much gibberish that we an hardly keep to ourselves. But that's not even mentioning this bitch, this bitch Nocturnal Dick Gamer, he came back and nobody gave him a chance, I swear. He doesn't deserve a chance neither, I tell ya. And this bitch, this bitch Cantavanda, he's usually a pretty swood guy, but now he's just posting fuckin' apples everywhere, like shit! So in the end, what really did happen? Still rhetorical, you fucking idiot, stop answering me. What happened was we couldn't make two goddamn posts without some bitch interrupting us like a bitch and being a bitch, those bithces. In other words, I'm not sifting through that shit to find you real news. Have this instead.
BEST MAHFUKEN NEWS 2 DATE. AMIRITE? I AM. Seriously this is why i hate this place now for shit above u got all my feelings out on the interwebz now i love it. I try come back after i get my shit together want to browze forums after work but no it just shit pile after poop pile of gay gaymers an the like. DINFINITE4MOD-SHIP 2015
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on March 29, 2015, 10:09:15 pm
Sigh. Thanks for trying to put a bit of humor into it Infinite, but this whole affair is just sad at this point. And the fact he won't even acknowledge his stupidity too. I mean damn, LoLGamer shitposts all the time and takes it too far every so often but even he stays above a goddamn line of common sense.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 30, 2015, 12:11:27 am
lmao at this news
and I'll return to normal from now on I swear
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on March 30, 2015, 06:00:57 am
chill out guys it's derf
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on March 30, 2015, 07:24:35 am
if it really was derf, i'm out
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on March 30, 2015, 07:52:00 am
just kidding man it was actually me all along
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on March 30, 2015, 07:57:22 am
:ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on March 30, 2015, 08:08:19 am
TWIRLING
TWIRLING
TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on March 30, 2015, 02:05:44 pm
fuck yall
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on March 30, 2015, 05:10:51 pm
Speaking of Derf...
He deleted all his posts again >:(
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: GoldenTeemo on March 31, 2015, 04:50:16 pm
Fuck Zaagamer, fuck Nocturnal D, fuck Smash Brothers, fuck YOU! What happened this week? That was rhetorical, idiot, I'll tell ya what happened! So this bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just waltz right in here and say whatever the hell he wants. Nu-uh! We ain't doin' this! He doesn't deserve to own a cumputer let alone use it! Amirite people, or amirite. This bitch, this bitch Zaagamer thinks he can just post anything and nobody will care, but it ain't like that 'round here. Nu-uh. He was askin' to get punched, and he got punched, I'l tell ya! That bitch got punched by god I'll tell ya, the almighty Venser, that nigga is like a friggin Mike Tyson, one punch and ya done, no more lives. That's why he got his on kickass church. And this nigga, Lolgambler, he encouraging it! Like, shit! And he goin' 'round postin' movie transcripts and so much gibberish that we an hardly keep to ourselves. But that's not even mentioning this bitch, this bitch Nocturnal Dick Gamer, he came back and nobody gave him a chance, I swear. He doesn't deserve a chance neither, I tell ya. And this bitch, this bitch Cantavanda, he's usually a pretty swood guy, but now he's just posting fuckin' apples everywhere, like shit! So in the end, what really did happen? Still rhetorical, you fucking idiot, stop answering me. What happened was we couldn't make two goddamn posts without some bitch interrupting us like a bitch and being a bitch, those bithces. In other words, I'm not sifting through that shit to find you real news. Have this instead.

You made my day.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on April 07, 2015, 08:19:14 am
YOU ASSHOLES DIDNT POST JACK
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on April 07, 2015, 03:32:52 pm
(http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/112/1121508/who-the-hell-is-jack-thompson-20100916053553241.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on April 07, 2015, 08:13:33 pm
hahaaaaaa
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on April 07, 2015, 10:32:58 pm
I wonder if (https://38.media.tumblr.com/cd3337ea0371f709071a7be3bb6f5a8d/tumblr_n9uwudpu6q1s3gmazo3_75sq.png) is still a thing

sweet success
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on May 14, 2015, 04:53:14 pm
This is so forgotten, lol. What a shame >.<
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 14, 2015, 06:17:54 pm
oh yeah

this exists
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 23, 2015, 09:34:52 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/453344139950567425/lLpizBOt_400x400.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on May 23, 2015, 09:49:16 pm
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9XoTq1gZxt4/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on May 25, 2015, 09:41:49 pm
(http://animeclear.net/meme/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/162320_v0_460x.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on May 25, 2015, 10:48:55 pm
>MEMPHIS TN
>mfw

(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/s4s/image/1410/58/1410587731847.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on July 13, 2015, 10:49:03 am
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/cd3337ea0371f709071a7be3bb6f5a8d/tumblr_n9uwudpu6q1s3gmazo3_75sq.png)

edit: D:
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on July 14, 2015, 12:18:56 am
Infinite pls continue this
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 14, 2015, 12:24:10 am
Infinite pls continue this
No
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 21, 2015, 08:27:10 pm
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e400/xBlackDoomX182x/ike.png)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 21, 2015, 09:04:18 pm
~(=^・O・^)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: [u][i][b][move][size=99pt]CUNCE[/size][/move][u][i][b][move] on August 21, 2015, 09:24:42 pm
pingas ^o^ kek
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 23, 2015, 10:58:27 pm
Come one, come all, the the true return of the Headdesk News! (I'm being serious this time guys) So what happened last week or so? Well... happy birthday to Katz, Telemorph really liked Fatih's thread, Holden McGroin, Jooger is "that guy", Null found a kitten~,  Derf started PORNOGRAPHER'S SENSUAL SEPULCHER OF SERENDIPITY, Mirafernekatz, Garetp reached his lifetime achievement, Was ist ein Mann?, Mike Hunt, IGN watches a lot of shows, sonicdv wanted Hereditary Baldness 1 for some reason, Garetp doesn't know how to take a picture of himself, Hugh Janus, Fatih didn't know what happening, do not watch Naruto, Inferno posted one of the best copypastas to date, people still care about post count, Chris Peacock, I started Word Assosiation 2, Derf forgot German, *boop*, Ben Dover, MetaKK made an in-depth post about German-English translations that probably about 3 people actually read, Katz pooped plastic, Eaton Schitt, Duolingo is awesome and free, Derf brought back album artwork, ~(=^・O・^), Dixon Borls, Mountain Dew™ is the most revolting, Fatih posted a pretty shitty copypasta, Katz posted another mugshot, and I did the Headdesk News.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on August 23, 2015, 10:59:13 pm
WHOA!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 23, 2015, 11:35:26 pm
I love how a fourth of what was put in there was by me, <3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Garrettp375 on August 24, 2015, 09:00:53 am
As my first time experiencing the head-desk new I enjoyed 10/10 wood bang again.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on August 24, 2015, 04:48:46 pm
the return of our favorite newsbar, welcome back! 
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on August 24, 2015, 05:48:28 pm
WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS AN ORIGINAL GREENTEXT

BY ME

FATIH

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A COPYPASTA BUT IT WAS ME DIO
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on August 25, 2015, 01:04:01 am
I tried to read your news epicly in a vocaroo but failed. I just thought you should know that.

WLECMOE BCKA
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on August 30, 2015, 11:29:00 pm
Moar Headdesk News, coming your way right now! What happened since the last news? Well... Fatih started a totally kawaii mafia, Pokken Tournament is hype, Garot is a carot now (what's your excuse?), OP is an faggot Katz, we suddenly all became carrots, Zaagamer is a "Smart guy!", Jooger apparently wants to spend the rest of his life watching The Simpsons and DBZ, Derf fixed up Hereditary Baldness, the contestants entered the Tunnel of Love, SHoe changed his avatar after 7 years, Katz is a savage who should play CSGO with Derf, IGN made a bird in Souls, Null enjoys a murderous, psychopathic villain as a character, I changed my horrid profile pic, everyday is christmas if you believe, MetaKK gets pissed at people who don't use their turn signal, Garot wrote a Trollpasta, Fatih claims that his copypasta was original (lol yeah right), Neo tried to read my news epicly in a vocaroo but failed, we forgot about Valkama and all we've been through, Derf ruined my sig,  Katz got ignored by someone, MetaKK hates Smash 4 (because Meta Knight got nerfed), IGN dislikes Hotline Miami 2, Anon had a birthday, IGN's caps lock broke, Inferno bumped his art thread, MetaKK actually took off his santa hat, American Horror Story is the shittiest fucking show Katz has ever watched, IGN's stream died in riperoni, mischievous flower pot, Null's copypasta made Cantavanda laugh, my feelings will never reach you, shoe, you guys have really weird fucking dreams, and who was Shoe?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on August 31, 2015, 06:24:01 am
I <3 you for bringing the Headdesk News back.

Also,

(because Meta Knight got nerfed)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5s1muasTh1qbaj4uo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on August 31, 2015, 07:35:02 am
:(

on a serious note i really wanna see what greentext is similar to mine if there is one

unless y'all playing

probably
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Garrettp375 on August 31, 2015, 08:32:43 am
shoe is an oldie on the forums registering in 2007, he stopped using the forums.... I don't know when, but one day on stream I brought up that everyone was carrots. I think this reminded him of the forums and he made his short return.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: infern0man1 on August 31, 2015, 03:51:28 pm
I think Sh*e is p cool

and if you get that I love you
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on September 09, 2015, 12:53:53 pm
I felt obligated to jump in and provide assistance for this week's (delayed) first news in September!

Check out neo's awesome midi song that reminds you of the bae (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23645.15), wot, highschool of the mafia is a clunkerfunk, stop hating on minecraft, poor pussy, Let's make a love story! :D, I Wabba Be The, inferno decided to make an ask.fm, wat, Cena-senpai,  infinite pls, lolgamer is one edgy fellow, it was neo's birthday (happy birthday neo!), uppermost Kek, learn from your teenage bullshit and just move on, wut, Sorry, swans' new live album is out, the super minecraft kid is fake, by all means avoid elevators/escalators, Hereditary Baldness 1 is literally a virus, was infinite wrong?, w§t, YoSniper's fangame contest 2015 final results video is up, viola is easily the best wtf, lolgamer delivered a kamilia 2 save almost a year later, minecraft is the first game ever created, w》》》》》》》》, and w0t.

Based on the constructive feedback I may or may not apply for an official job as a Headdesk Assistant.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: [u][i][b][move][size=99pt]CUNCE[/size][/move][u][i][b][move] on September 09, 2015, 01:24:45 pm
nice job!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on September 09, 2015, 06:04:30 pm
Dude nice
I WAS THE assıstance but whatever I bored af =)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: shitty name fixed on September 12, 2015, 12:48:19 am
Itd be amazing if each little story had a url to the post in the respective thread. Oh well, a man can only dream, right?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on September 12, 2015, 05:13:27 am
damn it joog put spoilers in the spoiler tags
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on September 12, 2015, 05:50:01 am
damn it joog put spoilers in the spoiler tags
If you do that I will love you 3 times as more
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on September 12, 2015, 07:53:00 am
This half a week's Headdesk News is once again hosted by the official The Unofficial Headdesk Assistant! Due to last news' belatedness, these will cover only the second half of the week, so that the future ones can fall on Saturday as scheduled.
Everyone, gather around! Not you, extreme sports calendar!

ZUN mentions iwbtg (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23649.0), Mkid revives IWBTF Let's plays! (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=16396.255), Tay, have a big, warm, sweaty bro hug  (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23651.0), High School of the Mafia concludes with Town Lovers as winners! (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23605.msg481897#msg481897), 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain deserves at least a 6/10 (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23653.msg481885#msg481885), YoSniper is looking for some hardware (and software) recommendations (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23654.msg481888#msg481888), sorry tay :( (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23641.msg481912#msg481912), +++++11111 (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23645.msg481905#msg481905), The only one I can kinda remember is MyCock, whom I miss dearly (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23614.msg481852#msg481852), Massive List of Fangames gets bumped as is a good thing (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=12421.msg481906#msg481906), Fatih, Male, questions the dimensions of the universe (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=23639.msg481903#msg481903), Tay goes afk for another 8 months due to whammies not being present (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=616.msg481879#msg481879), and lolgamer now loves me 3 times as more (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=17912.msg481911#msg481911).

As always, if there are any suggestions regarding the format, please do not hold them to yourself!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Extreme Sports Calendar on September 12, 2015, 08:00:35 am
 =(
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on September 12, 2015, 09:56:06 am
<3
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on September 13, 2015, 10:39:09 am
The problem with linking each individual story to the respective thread is that this way only one story per thread is allowed. I mean, I could write several and link them to the same thread but that way someone who's clicking through every link is going to have opened tabs to things they've already seen. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on September 13, 2015, 12:12:07 pm
Keep the cool parts, if in same thread put one after another and link the thread without the message attached
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Neo on September 16, 2015, 03:52:57 pm
Nice! Infinite hired you yet?

Also, you can link to different parts of the thread by using the url on the POST you want. Like if you click the title above my post right here you'll automatically jump to this post.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on September 22, 2015, 08:22:18 am
Why the hell has it been dead for a few days now?
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MetaKK on September 22, 2015, 11:50:53 am
End of summer yo
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on September 22, 2015, 11:52:17 pm
My most sincere apologies, but in the spirit of The Headdesk News, the promised news will have to be delayed, unfortunately. As Meta implied, this week I've been busy moving to a different city where I'll start my uni. I haven't transfered my hard disk where a Headdesk text file resides.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on February 06, 2016, 05:50:49 pm
Challenge Accepted
Pics or it didn't happen

Because fuck you:

After a long, grueling, periodically time, this place has suddenly come to its peak of downgrading. This being said, however, I'm here to bring you your "weekly" dose of IWBT Headdesk news. The good question is, "what did exactly happen during our absence?" Here's what follows: TiL Thread (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24537.0), infern0's ballad; repraising the forums (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24546.msg484607#msg484607), Relativistic standpoint(s) on gun control (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24481.0), This thread populated (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=17679.0), NostALTgia (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24545.0), Twitter bots (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24544.0), It's rude to talk about someone who's always listening (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24532.msg484529#msg484529), LIAR (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24550.msg484627#msg484627), Shitposts, everywhere (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24546.msg484606#msg484606). Happy Birthday Mark (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24551.0) and null (http://iwbtg.kayin.moe/forums/index.php?topic=24257.0).

Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: LOLGAMMER on February 06, 2016, 06:12:02 pm
Change title to deaddesk news please
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Fatih on February 08, 2016, 09:05:07 am
im back kinda
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: MyCock on February 08, 2016, 10:04:45 pm
THE NEWS IS BACK, BABY!
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: null on July 08, 2017, 02:36:58 pm
Hi guys. Reading through this thread brings back memories. Memories of what once was.
Wherever you are in the world, remember to stay hydrated and take good care of yourself. I love, respect, appreciate and support all of you, be kind and stay true to yourself peace brutha
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on July 10, 2017, 11:41:24 pm
Hi guys. Reading through this thread brings back memories. Memories of what once was.
Wherever you are in the world, remember to stay hydrated and take good care of yourself. I love, respect, appreciate and support all of you, be kind and stay true to yourself peace brutha
I reread it sometimes and yeah it gets me nostalgic too.

Tbh sometimes I feel guilty about stopping the news. Maybe I'm wrong, but it feels like the news ending was pretty much the nail in the coffin for the forums. After I quit, the forums became less active, and as a result of the inactivity there was nothing to write about to revive it, so it pretty much became a stagnating cycle.
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Kloud on September 10, 2017, 01:31:08 pm
Sadness
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 20, 2017, 04:39:28 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/292936265039478785/381204649186951168/1nw9i6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Katz on November 20, 2017, 04:42:32 pm
In today's headdesk news:

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/weeds.gif)

Title: Re: The Headdesk News
Post by: Infinite on November 20, 2017, 08:35:46 pm
In today's headdesk news:

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/weeds.gif)
Silly, there's no news on Mondays