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Title: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on August 16, 2014, 12:43:29 am
You are a gay eighteen year old boy. Your parents just kicked you out of the house when you came out to them. You have no friends except for this one girl, but you haven't told her about your sexuality yet. A couple of weeks ago, you told the guy that you had a crush on about your feelings for him and he responded by publicly embarrassing you in front of all his friends at school. You feel utterly alone and have contemplated suicide on multiple occasions.

You stand in the middle of a grassy field on the outskirts of town. You have a wallet in your left pocket and a phone in your right. What do you do?
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Pokota on August 16, 2014, 11:41:50 am
Call the suicide prevention hotline.

Then call Mark.
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 16, 2014, 01:17:12 pm
You call the suicide prevention hotline.

"Hello, we are here to help if you are thinking of suicide."
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 17, 2014, 06:27:58 pm
Says: Uhhhh yeah im A homosexual boy thinking of commiting sucide after being embarressed and got kicked out of my parents house what should i do?
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 17, 2014, 06:34:40 pm
"Don't worry. We're here to help. Tell me everything that is bothering you."
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 17, 2014, 06:37:41 pm
"Don't worry. We're here to help. Tell me everything that is bothering you."
I just told you
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 18, 2014, 06:40:17 pm
"Umm, ok. Well, I would like to let you know that things are going to get better. Believe in yourself."
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 18, 2014, 06:48:45 pm
"Umm, ok. Well, I would like to let you know that things are going to get better. Believe in yourself."
Kthnxbye *Hangs up phone*
*calls one friend*
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 18, 2014, 07:30:24 pm
You open up your phone and call the girl named Heather.

"Umm...oh, hey, Thomas," you hear a voice on the other end.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 18, 2014, 07:44:22 pm
You open up your phone and call the girl named Heather.

"Umm...oh, hey, Thomas," you hear a voice on the other end.
Uhhh Hi heather. Listen... im feeling suicidal because i was publicly embarresed and kicked out of my parents house what should i do?
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 09:22:10 am
"Oh my gosh Thomas! That's so terrible!"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 12:43:35 pm
Yeah I know it is so i was thinking... Could i crash at your place for awhile?
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 07:14:05 pm
"Ummm...well, uh, I sort of made plans for this weekend, but, uh, if you don't I have a place to stay, then I guess I should let you come over..."

It is thursday.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 07:29:50 pm
Sounds Great! Be there in a hour Bye *hangs up phone*
Run to Heathers house
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 07:49:07 pm
You run back into town towards Heather's house.

News has spread around school about your sexuality. As you arrive into Heather's neighbourhood you see two boys jeering at you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 07:52:47 pm
Kick the 2 guys in the dick so they cant tell heather
Knock on heathers door
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 08:23:19 pm
You attempt to kick the two guys in the dick.

"You fucking faggot!" The first guy yells as he just barely dodges, but gets kicked in the knee. Enraged, he tackles you to the ground.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 08:24:40 pm
Kick him in the stomach then run to the house
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 08:28:56 pm
You kick him in the stomach. However, you are weak and thin, while he is buff and muscular. "You little shithead!" He screams as he responds to your kick by punching you in the face.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 08:32:42 pm
You kick him in the stomach. However, you are weak and thin, while he is buff and muscular. "You little shithead!" He screams as he responds to your kick by punching you in the face.
Call for help
If that doesnt work then try to roll out and run for the door
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 08:38:01 pm
You call for help.

The second guy holds you down while the first guy lifts his fist again.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 08:48:16 pm
Brace for impact
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 08:49:23 pm
The punch sends blood flying from your mouth and nose.

"OH MY GOD! STOP! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" You hear Heather scream.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 08:53:08 pm
Brace for anymore impact
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 09:25:11 pm
The two boys stand back and run away.

"Oh my god! Look at all the blood! What happened here?" Heather asks as she approaches you.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 10:41:27 pm
The two boys stand back and run away.

"Oh my god! Look at all the blood! What happened here?" Heather asks as she approaches you.
Oh im fine as i try to stand up
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 10:47:24 pm
"Oh, you poor thing! Look, your mouth is swollen!" You are indeed bleeding quite badly.

"Why were you fighting with those two thugs?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 10:52:28 pm
"Oh, you poor thing! Look, your mouth is swollen!" You are indeed bleeding quite badly.

"Why were you fighting with those two thugs?"
"well... I just kinda... because...
*fakes pain* OW my lower jaw
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 19, 2014, 11:16:54 pm
"My, gosh, my gosh! Should I call an ambulance?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 19, 2014, 11:46:42 pm
"My, gosh, my gosh! Should I call an ambulance?"
No, im fine, *trys to walk to door*
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 10:28:56 am
"No, no, I'll get you help right away!"

She takes out a phone and dials 911. You reach the door.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:55:07 am
"Well thanks I guess"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 06:47:32 pm
"Hey! You still haven't explained why those guys were fighting you!" She protests as she rushes to stand beside you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 07:38:09 pm
"well... you see, they're kinda dicks to me and i tried to kick one of them in the dick and... you know the rest
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 10:50:18 pm
"Why are they dicks to you!?" She opens up her door to let you into the house. "Did you do something to them before?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:01:34 pm
"Why are they dicks to you!?" She opens up her door to let you into the house. "Did you do something to them before?"
Well... you see im... kindav gay and...
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 11:22:33 pm
"Oh my god, Thomas! I didn't...I-I, uh, I didn't know that about you!"

She appears a bit uneasy, but then quickly smiles again. "Let's get you patched up."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:23:51 pm
"Oh my god, Thomas! I didn't...I-I, uh, I didn't know that about you!"

She appears a bit uneasy, but then quickly smiles again. "Let's get you patched up."
"Damn, I was expecting an alot worse reaction heh heh
So we're still friends?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 11:25:27 pm
"Yeah, uh, we're still friends!" She begins searching her house for bandages.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:26:14 pm
"okay, good"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 11:27:24 pm
You enter Heather's house.

You are now in the living room. To the left is a stairway that leads upstairs. Straight forward and left leads into the kitchen. There is a couch, a piano, a dining table, and a television in this room alongside three chairs.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:29:49 pm
sit down on the couch
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 20, 2014, 11:43:06 pm
Some of the blood on your face drips down onto the couch.

Heather notices this as she arrives with a first aid kit, but she pretends not to notice.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 20, 2014, 11:51:58 pm
Whoops, heh, sorry for staining your couch
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 21, 2014, 09:54:59 am
"Oh, it's alright..."

She cleans your wound with alcohol. It stings a lot.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 21, 2014, 01:05:23 pm
Ouch! That stings!
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on August 21, 2014, 03:30:56 pm
"Whoops! Sorry, I'll be gentler..."

She finishes applying alcohol, and then gives you some cotton to plug up your bleeding nose. You hear an ambulance approaching in the distance.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 21, 2014, 03:42:20 pm
Oh theres the ambulance
We should go to it
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 21, 2014, 06:59:57 pm
You head outside. The paramedics are here. They notice you with your bleeding nose and mouth and ask what happened here.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 21, 2014, 07:31:00 pm
Oh well some thugs beat the hell out of me
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 21, 2014, 07:53:46 pm
"What was your connection to them? Were you in a fight?"

A doctor approaches and also says: "Let's get you to the hospital."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 21, 2014, 08:18:12 pm
Well, one is kindav a dick to me and embaressed me so to get back at him i tried to kick him in the dick and you could guess what happened from there
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 21, 2014, 11:20:40 pm
The paramedic looks at you strangely, before shaking his head. "You mean YOU attacked him first?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 21, 2014, 11:27:49 pm
Well, yeah, but
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 22, 2014, 09:35:22 am
They take you into the ambulance and drive you to the hospital. Heather waves goodbye.

You arrive at St. Mark's, the hospital in town.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 22, 2014, 01:59:23 pm
Attempt to get out of the ambulance
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 22, 2014, 09:05:36 pm
You step out of the hospital and the doctor takes you into the hospital.

You are taken to a room with a bed.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 22, 2014, 09:08:26 pm
Lie down on the bed
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 23, 2014, 05:37:28 pm
You lie down on the bed.

The doctors begin to treat you and your wound. One of them groans and says "kids..."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 24, 2014, 02:42:55 pm
You lie down on the bed.

The doctors begin to treat you and your wound. One of them groans and says "kids..."
They could be worse
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 24, 2014, 04:40:46 pm
An emergency alarm in the hospital suddenly goes off. Red light begins flashing.

"All doctors, report to room 317 now! We have a major emergency here!"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 24, 2014, 09:14:04 pm
"Wait, What!?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 24, 2014, 09:46:48 pm
"You're good to go," one of the doctors says as he hastily puts a bandage over your bleeding lip. All of them rush out of the room.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 24, 2014, 10:00:57 pm
"whatever"
Try to follow one of the doctors
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 25, 2014, 12:16:10 am
You get out of bed and follow one of the doctors. However, they quickly notice you.

"Hey, you! We're going into a room for a special operation right now. Don't follow us!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 25, 2014, 12:32:08 am
You get out of bed and follow one of the doctors. However, they quickly notice you.

"Hey, you! We're going into a room for a special operation right now. Don't follow us!"
stop till they're out of sight and then follow although alot sneakier
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on August 25, 2014, 01:05:41 am
When they're out of sight, they have already entered the operating room.

The doors are tightly locked.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 25, 2014, 01:06:39 am
Give up and go back to heathers place
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 25, 2014, 01:51:49 am
You exit the hospital.

You are right now on Reuben Street. You believe Heather's house is located west of here, but it would take half and hour or more to walk there.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 25, 2014, 01:17:21 pm
Attempt to walk there
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 26, 2014, 12:19:41 pm
You attempt to walk to Heather's house.

Along the way, you pass by St. Andrews bus station. A newspaper at this location catches your eye. The headlines read: "GAY TEEN ATTEMPTS SUICIDE AFTER COMING OUT."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 26, 2014, 12:51:09 pm
"Oh maybe YOU should commit suicide
Your not fucking helping by now telling the world ya asshole"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 26, 2014, 01:23:13 pm
Upon closer inspection, the article isn't talking about you, but is rather about another boy of the same age.

The boy is currently in critical condition at St Mark's hospital.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 26, 2014, 01:28:11 pm
"well, Your still not helping the boy in the hospital since now he'll just get attacked even more"
Continue walking to heathers place
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 26, 2014, 05:24:58 pm
You arrive at Heather's place.

"You're back from the hospital already!?" She exclaims when she sees you at the door.
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Post by: Fatih on August 26, 2014, 07:22:53 pm
Yeah, they had a little... incident. You holding up well?
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 26, 2014, 11:45:41 pm
"I'm perfectly ok. It's you I'm worried about." She scans worriedly over the bandage the doctors had put over your face.

"You sure you're fine now?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 26, 2014, 11:55:46 pm
"Yeah, im fine
Or at least i guess im fine since thats what the doctors said
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 27, 2014, 12:00:22 am
"Alright, so...ummm, I guess you'd want to stay over, right? I just talked to my parents about your situation and they said that I can let you stay this weekend."
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 27, 2014, 12:03:22 am
"Uh yeah i want to stay over"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 27, 2014, 12:20:46 pm
You enter Heather's house.

"Anyways, I'm inviting my boyfriend over tonight. You don't mind, do you?"
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Post by: Fatih on August 27, 2014, 12:30:55 pm
Oh, Heather, If you were a guy, I'd want to fuck you so hard, so please change your gender <3

Not at all! I'll promise not to intervene.
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 27, 2014, 12:34:36 pm
Later that night you hear the doorbell ring.

"I'll get it!" Heather says.

You are closer to the door.
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Post by: Fatih on August 27, 2014, 12:35:36 pm
Let her, and pretend to go to the bathroom. Listen closely too, if the door is close.
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 27, 2014, 12:36:52 pm
You hear a familiar voice. A voice that makes you seethe with hatred...

"S'up baby girl?"
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Post by: Fatih on August 29, 2014, 12:53:46 pm
Try to control it, and wait more.
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 01:34:23 pm
"Hey, Henry," Heather replies, "How you doing?"

You recognize this person as being the guy you had a crush on and who embarrassed you publicly.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 01:42:38 pm
Try to prevent the boner you know is cumming
Tell heather that hes the guy who embarresed you
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 01:44:14 pm
As soon as you enter the room the guy says, "Yo, you're that fag."

Heather seems shocked.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 01:47:29 pm
"In Front of heather?" "You Got me kicked out of my family!"
"If anyones a Fag your the Fag you fucking Scumbag"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 02:00:12 pm
Henry sneers at you before turning towards Heather. "Yo, look at this faggot. Why's he at your house?"

Heather is too shocked to reply.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 02:15:04 pm
"Why are you here!?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 02:25:09 pm
"Ummm, Thomas, I'm sorry, but, uh...he's my boyfriend!" Heather exclaims.

Henry continues sneering at you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 02:29:10 pm
"Oh...
Okay"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 02:31:22 pm
"Get outta here, fag," Henry continues. He puts an arm around Heather's shoulder, though Heather does not respond.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 02:32:46 pm
"Heather, Seriously?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 02:59:41 pm
She appears extremely uncomfortable.

"Come on, Heather, tell this fag to fuck off," Henry urges her. Heather begins to stare at you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:02:04 pm
"Really Heather!?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:04:17 pm
"I'm sorry...but, can't you two just get along?" Heather asks.

Henry looks stunned. "This fag tried to hit on me!" He protests.

Heather is devastated.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:07:05 pm
"But he got me kicked out of my family!"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:18:16 pm
"Yeah, cuz what kind of parents would want a fag for a son?" Henry laughs.

"Y-y-you hit on him!?" Heather shouts at you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:19:39 pm
"well... Im gay and... before he kinda embaressed me... he... seemed kinda hot"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:21:25 pm
"B-b-but he was my boyfriend! MY BOYFRIEND!" Heather screams.

Henry steps up to you and raises his fist in your face. "Get the fuck out of here."
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:22:43 pm
"Well I didnt know!"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:27:56 pm
Henry shoves you in the chest, pushing you straight out of the door. Heather has broken down crying. Henry shuts the door in your face.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:29:10 pm
"HEATHER, IM SORRY!"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:32:36 pm
There is no response from her.

You feel utterly alone once more.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:34:17 pm
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:37:26 pm
The sound of you screaming FUCK echoes throughout the neighbourhood.

You hear your phone ring.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:39:51 pm
Check the phone
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:41:00 pm
There's a new message from Heather.

"Ummm, I'm sorry, please come back to my house tonight if you have no place to stay."

It's 5 in the afternoon at the moment.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
Go to the nearest fast food place
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:46:34 pm
You walk towards the nearest plaza to grab something to eat.

Along the way you find walking towards you a girl named Lisa. She was your classmate back in English class in high school. She knows your sexuality after Henry revealed it publicly, but she has never acted mean towards you.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:47:29 pm
"Oh uh hey lisa"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:50:09 pm
"Hey, Thomas!" She shouts, surprised but also appearing happy to see you. "What's up?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 03:54:48 pm
"oh not much i just got disowned by my family for being gay"
"hey do you wanna grab something to eat with me?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 03:56:02 pm
"Oh, wow, that's terrible," Lisa replies with an empathic look on her face. "Do you even have a place to go right now?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 04:00:35 pm
"i was staying over at heather's and then that scumbag who embaressed me turned out to be heathers boyfriend"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 06:45:50 pm
"Heather? That a friend of yours? Well, OK, I guess."

Lisa smiles towards you. "Hey, are you alright right now?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 07:21:11 pm
"Yeah im fine"
"Wanna Grab something to eat with me?"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 07:45:20 pm
"Sorry, I just had dinner. I'm heading home right now. Wanna come over?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 07:52:06 pm
"Uhhh,nah"
"bye"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 10:01:59 pm
"Umm, ok, bye! I hope everything works out for you!"

She leaves.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 10:12:10 pm
Head inside the plaza
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 29, 2014, 10:56:07 pm
You go inside the plaza.

You have your debit card (about $400 in your bank account) and $25 of pocket money. Some places of interest include a Walmart, a McDonald's, and a Pizza Pizza.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 29, 2014, 11:22:32 pm
Go to the Pizza Pizza
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 12:36:55 am
You enter the Pizza Pizza.

Just your luck! The acne-riddled boy behind the cashier is one of Henry's friends. He looks at you weirdly as you enter.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 12:40:39 am
Ask for a medium sized pizza
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 02:28:57 am
"Yeah, uh, ok. What toppings do you want on it?"
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 06:03:34 am
"No toppings just cheese please"
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 07:04:09 pm
"Uh-huh."

You order a $10 pizza and it arrives in 10 minutes.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 07:32:03 pm
Sit down at a table
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 07:33:13 pm
There are no tables at this particular Pizza Pizza.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 08:02:26 pm
Then Stand and wait for 10 minutes
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 08:27:47 pm
A couple more guys come in. You don't recognize them.

One orders a Hawaiian and the other orders pepperoni slice.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 08:38:13 pm
Continue waiting
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 09:11:55 pm
You notice that the guy who orders the Hawaiian talks in a rather fabulous voice.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 09:15:08 pm
Continue waiting
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Post by: Neko Desu on August 30, 2014, 09:18:19 pm
Your order of a cheese pizza arrives.
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Post by: Rebag102 on August 30, 2014, 10:28:42 pm
Grab the pizza and head back to heathers house
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on August 31, 2014, 12:59:22 am
You head back to Heather's house.

It is only 6 PM when you arrive. When you knock on the door, no one answers.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Cantavanda on September 26, 2014, 07:41:32 am
Sit in front of the door and fall asleep.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on September 26, 2014, 02:45:08 pm
Before you fall asleep, you hear the door open.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on September 26, 2014, 09:21:49 pm
"Oh, hey heather"
"Look sorry about what I tried to do there its complicated"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on September 26, 2014, 09:52:29 pm
"Umm, no, it's okay...."

She looks a bit tired. Her boyfriend walks out of the door.

"Get outta the way, fag."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on September 26, 2014, 09:55:06 pm
"why should I?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on September 26, 2014, 10:02:45 pm
He sneers at you and pretends to punch you, before walking away.

"Bye, Heather," Henry says.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on September 26, 2014, 10:10:24 pm
*walk in*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on September 26, 2014, 11:46:37 pm
"Ummm, ok," Heather says as you walk into her house.

The living room is a mess, especially the couch. It looks as if somebody had rough sex on it.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Rebag102 on September 27, 2014, 12:03:09 am
"No offense but, why is everything such a mess"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on September 27, 2014, 12:15:53 am
"Oh yeah, uh, I was going to clean up first.."

She hastily begins setting the room in order.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 02:45:49 pm
Help her out
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 06:45:47 pm
You clean up the room.

"So, ummm, will your parents even talk to you anymore?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 07:07:44 pm
How could I know? You've been the only one to talk to me.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 07:14:37 pm
Noticing your silence, she turns away and tries to appear empathic.

"Okay, so...let's hang out, I guess. What do you want to do now?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 07:26:54 pm
Well, I'm out of ideas. What do you wanna do?
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 07:32:50 pm
"You wanna play cards?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 07:35:22 pm
"I'm not very good, but I'll play."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 07:46:58 pm
She suddenly gets a call on her phone. She picks it up.

"Hey Dan, what's up? OMG, you too?"

She looks at you with a smile.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 08:30:36 pm
*smile*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 08:32:11 pm
She puts down her phone.

"Oh my god. OH MY GOD. So like, my friend Dan - he got laid!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 09:02:51 pm
*Stare*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 09:03:23 pm
"Oh yeah. I suppose you don't care. Well, uh, carry on, then."

She sits down. "So, you played Big Two before?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 09:26:24 pm
I like it.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 09:45:57 pm
"Uh, yeah. Umm, ok."

There's suddenly a knocking at the door.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 13, 2015, 10:54:45 pm
"Ill get it."

Go
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 13, 2015, 11:34:22 pm
You open up the door and find a crowd of buff white males and blond-haired females standing at the entrance.

"So we heard there's a party here?" One of them says.

"OH MY GOSH, I totally forgot!" You hear Heather yell.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 14, 2015, 09:11:48 am
*hide in washroom*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 14, 2015, 08:43:40 pm
While you leave, the crowd of teenagers stream into the room. Loud music is turned on and you begin to hear dancing.

You hear a knock on the washroom door.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 14, 2015, 08:49:31 pm
Make fart noises
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 14, 2015, 08:51:49 pm
"Umm, hello?" You hear a very giddy female voice say. "Can we like, come in for something?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 14, 2015, 10:50:21 pm
In a mad gruff voice, say, "NO, I'M TAKIN  A DUMP, AND IF IM TAKIN A DUMP, YOU GON GO!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 14, 2015, 10:56:59 pm
"Ugh. Fine, man, whatever."

They leave.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 08:53:57 am
Slowly get out.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 12:15:00 pm
You exit the washroom into a writhing mass of bodies.

You hear someone yell the word "orgy!!!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 01:59:22 pm
Try to escape
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 02:08:46 pm
A female brunette comes towards you and grabs your arms.

"Hey babe," she whispers. "Wanna have some fun?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 02:29:16 pm
"What are we gonna play?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 03:10:55 pm
Her hands reach towards your dick.

Due to the stats that you rolled when you became the protagonist of this quest, you are unable to feel aroused.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 07:36:55 pm
damn you

Slap her hand away
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 08:05:25 pm
"Oh my god! Did you just reject me!?"

She turns towards everyone and points towards you. "This little faggot here just rejected me!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 10:17:35 pm
"You're the one who tried to rape me, you little skank!!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 10:25:11 pm
Her jaw drops.

"Hey look, it's that pussy," you hear a guy say. Several boys are sneering at you. You recognize them as being some of your bullies at high school.

"The fuck is that fag doing here?" Another one says.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 15, 2015, 11:12:39 pm
"Coming from your big mouth."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 15, 2015, 11:13:31 pm
The crowd becomes silent as a very muscular blond-haired guy walks towards you.

"What'd you just say, faggot?" He demands.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 16, 2015, 05:49:38 pm
"Coming from your big mouth."

Get ready for reflexive dodging
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 17, 2015, 01:15:56 pm
You get ready, but he's already in the middle of a punch.

You're hit square in the face and you go sprawling to the ground. The guy steps forward and grabs you by your shirt.

"Get out of here, fag."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 17, 2015, 06:36:46 pm
"Not if I was here first!"

Try to kick him in the balls.

Hard.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 18, 2015, 12:04:26 am
"Oh my gosh! Stop it you guys! Stop fighting!"

Heather charges into the crowd. "Look, this guy - he's my friend, okay!?"

The guys sneer at her.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 18, 2015, 01:20:10 am
Sneer even harder
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 18, 2015, 01:25:21 am
"Why are you friends with a fag?" The guy asks.

"Just stop it. Knock it off," she tells him. Then she turns towards you:

"Did you start this fight?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 19, 2015, 09:41:50 pm
"No, that whore tried to rape me," Point to the girl. "when I said no, she started bitching about it and these assholes came up!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 19, 2015, 10:08:08 pm
The girl you're pointing to shrieks in response.

A guy grabs you and slams you against the wall. "That's my fucking girlfriend you're talking to," he says. "You're dead meat."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 20, 2015, 08:59:37 am
"Then tell your 'girlfriend' to stop sucking other cock that isn't yours!"

*prepare for speed/defense mode*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 20, 2015, 10:35:44 am
You are punched in the gut hard enough to black out.

You wake up again inside the hospital. A doctor is looming over you.

"Oi oi oi," he says. "Getting into fights twice in one day?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 20, 2015, 12:41:29 pm
"Yeah, I think getting might be the right word."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 20, 2015, 01:55:47 pm
"You'll need to stay in bed for a couple of days."

The doctor leaves the room, and you're alone.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 20, 2015, 06:22:45 pm
Try to fall asleep.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 20, 2015, 06:42:29 pm
You try to fall asleep when suddenly you hear a couple of familiar voices. Your homophobic parents walk into the room.

"Son, we know you're gay," your mom says as she approaches you. "That's why as soon as you've recovered, we're sending you to a 'pray away the gay' Christian camp!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 20, 2015, 08:18:20 pm
"K."

*Literally try to say it that way*
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 20, 2015, 10:01:19 pm
"We're glad you're agreeing to this," your mother says.

"With the power of Christ and prayer, I'm sure you'll be straight as a ruler in no time."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 20, 2015, 10:02:08 pm
"I'd rather bend that ruler into a circle. Then call myself that."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 12:09:16 am
"What are you talking about?" Your father demands. "Are you going to become straight or not?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 08:58:01 am
"No. Unless I eventually find squeezing breasts until they pop attractive."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 10:58:17 am
"The devil is inside him," your mother says to your father. "It's too late. He's not our son anymore. Satan has gotten him."

Your father looks at you angrily.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 11:35:42 am
"I'm going to make you my follower!"

Say it very sarcastically.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Katz on January 21, 2015, 01:41:08 pm
Satanquest
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 02:37:03 pm
"I'm going to make you my follower!"

Say it very sarcastically.

"Get out of my son, you demon!" Your father howls.

The doctor from before suddenly comes into the room. "What's going on here?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 05:24:07 pm
"Apparently I'm Satan."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 07:46:56 pm
The doctor facepalms. He turns to your parents and says: "Come on, he's just an eighteen-year-old boy."

"Our son has the devil inside him!" Your father roars. "We're bringing an exorcist here right now!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 09:48:13 pm
"I'll just move over to the exorcist myself, then."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 10:06:32 pm
Your parents completely ignore you and they leave the room.

"Wow. Tough," the doctor says to you with a sympathetic sigh.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 10:11:46 pm
"Meh. Wacha gonna do."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 10:12:44 pm
"They really shouldn't be getting all worked up about this. I mean, you're still recovering."

You hear your parents talking on a phone outside the room.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 21, 2015, 10:30:30 pm
"Meh. I don't really care right now."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 21, 2015, 11:37:01 pm
The doctor gives you a concerning look, and then he leaves.

Your parents come in moments later. "The exorcist will be here in ten minutes."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 09:04:25 am
"K."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 10:55:57 am
The doctor returns to the room and gives you a card.

On it is the number for a psychiatrist.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 05:17:24 pm
Whisper to him "Is this for me?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 05:51:38 pm
"Yeah. Just give the number a call and make an appointment. Uh, if you feel like you need it, of course."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 06:03:17 pm
"Will do."

Pass the time.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 06:12:17 pm
To your surprise, the bully who punched you out from earlier comes into your room.

"Uh, sorry about that," he says in his usual dudebro voice. "Uh, I know you're a fag and all, but uh, I didn't mean to, uh, send you to the hospital, you know?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 06:57:17 pm
"Listen, man. You can take that back if you aren't honest and you're being forced to. I just don't care.

Are you really sorry?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 07:53:15 pm
"I-uh, well, you're, uh..."

A man suddenly enters the room holding a cross in his hand. "Uh, someone called for an exorcism?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 10:39:29 pm
"No one here. But I heard someone screaming down the halls... Try downstairs."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 11:06:18 pm
"He's here! There's our exorcist!" Your mother cries as she waltzes back into the room.

She points an accusing finger at you, then gestures to the exorcist: "The devil is in my son. Please, you must help him!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 22, 2015, 11:08:28 pm
Think silently, 'I've had enough.'

"Mwahahaha! You have not realized that Father is actually Satan! And you blindly lived your life with him!! And since you both procreated me...

I AM THE SON OF SATAN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 22, 2015, 11:13:34 pm
"Save him! Please, show him Christ!" Your father shouts.

The doctor returns, wondering what all the commotion is about. The bully just stares at you, bewildered.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 23, 2015, 12:08:58 am
Try to whisper secretly to the bully, "Hey, can you help me out by pretending to be possessed?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 23, 2015, 12:16:50 am
The bully jumps away from you.

"What in the world-" the doctor begins, before the exorcist cuts him off.

"Submit to the power of Christ!" He yells while shoving the cross in your face. "Be expelled, demon!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 23, 2015, 09:01:57 am
"Ow. Such hurt. It pains me.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. "
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 23, 2015, 11:19:45 am
"It's working!" Your father yells.

"Stop it. Knock this nonsense off," the doctor suddenly speaks up. "The boy's just woken up, and he's still recovering. Can't you tell that he's just playing an act?"

The exorcist appears determined.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 23, 2015, 02:26:51 pm
Look to the doctor hopefully.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 23, 2015, 03:28:43 pm
Noticing your sudden lack of demonic behaviour, the exorcist yells "It worked!" He turns to your parents and adds: "That'll be $100, please."

The doctor looks at you sympathetically.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 23, 2015, 05:38:22 pm
Start making blubbering noises.

Say gibberish stuff too.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 23, 2015, 07:28:38 pm
"Oh, no," the exorcist replies. "The demon has come back!"

The doctor leaves to dial 911. The bully just dashes out of the room.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 24, 2015, 01:20:36 am
"Leave me be, or else you will become my new host!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 24, 2015, 01:22:16 am
"Feel the power of Christ!" The exorcist declares. "Return to Hell from which you came, demon! Be gone! BE GONE!"

Your parents stare in awe at the work of the exorcist.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 24, 2015, 01:46:38 am
Try to laugh in an evil way.

"Your crosses will not work on me!
Your chants for repelling me will not make me budge!
You have now gone too far! I have cast a curse on you!"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 24, 2015, 01:59:46 am
While in the middle of saying all that, you suddenly feel an intense pain in your gut. Since you are still recovering, all of this acting has required great physical exertion from you, and you fall down onto your bed.

"Aha! The demon is receding! I can feel his presence sinking back in the pits of hell!" The exorcist howls.

Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 24, 2015, 02:14:49 am
(DAMMIT GAMEMASTER)

Admit that it was all a joke.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 24, 2015, 02:26:35 am
"Do not attempt to deceive me with your lies," the exorcist continues. "Now, BEGONE FROM THE BOY!!!!!!"

You hear police sirens outside the window.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 24, 2015, 11:47:42 am
"..."


"Was this all really necessary? You just wasted a hundred bucks for an exorcism that didn't do anything, and I was about to go to sleep anyways when you have to go all up obnoxious on me. You know what? Whatever you do, this is one of the reasons why I'll be gay forever. You'll never support me. What if I was an alien? Huh? Well, you would probably still send me off as a specimen and call me Satan at that. And this annoying guy, all he does is wave around a cross like he's something special and starts screaming the same stuff. Hell, ANYONE can do that! What the heck is the point? Maybe you could've hired myself to do that, but no, you obviously don't care that I need to rest. And that bully over there, now he had to apologize, even though he didn't mean it. You could've just told him to do it if he really meant it, but you want to annoy me even more, right? And anyhow, you guys are making MUCH more noise around here! We're in a goddamn hospital, for Christ's sake! The only one who is actually helping me out is the Doctor! But you three..."

"JUST

LEAVE

ME

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"

Try to pass out.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 24, 2015, 01:25:24 pm
You manage to distract them for long enough that the police arrive into the room, the doctor in tow.

"These three, err, 'guests', have been making a lot of trouble for my patient here. Will you escort them outside?"

Your parents and the exorcist are pulled from the room, each still hurling chants of "SATAN! SATAN!" at you.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 24, 2015, 06:05:18 pm
"Thanks a lot, Doctor."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 24, 2015, 06:34:29 pm
"No problem. I think you should stay in bed for at least another day before you leave." He then leaves the room.

A while later, Heather arrives. "Ummm...hi," she says.
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 25, 2015, 03:51:54 pm
"Yo."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 25, 2015, 06:19:47 pm
"So...I heard a lot of noise going on in your room, and stuff. Are you okay?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on January 25, 2015, 06:42:11 pm
"Meh. Parents."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on January 25, 2015, 06:54:12 pm
"Oh, man. Yeah, you told me about how they kicked you out, right? So like, what did they do now?"
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Fatih on July 26, 2015, 04:02:48 am
"Oh, you know, normal parent stuff. Called an exorsist on me. Stuff like that."
Title: Re: Homosexual Quest
Post by: Neko Desu on July 26, 2015, 01:12:48 pm
"Man, that sucks."

She puts her hand on your shoulder. "You know what? I won't invite my boyfriend over while you're staying with me. I know he hates you."