I Wanna Be The Forums!
General Category => General Games! => I Wanna Be the Quest => Topic started by: Neko Desu on August 16, 2014, 12:43:29 am
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You are a gay eighteen year old boy. Your parents just kicked you out of the house when you came out to them. You have no friends except for this one girl, but you haven't told her about your sexuality yet. A couple of weeks ago, you told the guy that you had a crush on about your feelings for him and he responded by publicly embarrassing you in front of all his friends at school. You feel utterly alone and have contemplated suicide on multiple occasions.
You stand in the middle of a grassy field on the outskirts of town. You have a wallet in your left pocket and a phone in your right. What do you do?
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Call the suicide prevention hotline.
Then call Mark.
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You call the suicide prevention hotline.
"Hello, we are here to help if you are thinking of suicide."
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Says: Uhhhh yeah im A homosexual boy thinking of commiting sucide after being embarressed and got kicked out of my parents house what should i do?
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"Don't worry. We're here to help. Tell me everything that is bothering you."
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"Don't worry. We're here to help. Tell me everything that is bothering you."
I just told you
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"Umm, ok. Well, I would like to let you know that things are going to get better. Believe in yourself."
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"Umm, ok. Well, I would like to let you know that things are going to get better. Believe in yourself."
Kthnxbye *Hangs up phone*
*calls one friend*
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You open up your phone and call the girl named Heather.
"Umm...oh, hey, Thomas," you hear a voice on the other end.
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You open up your phone and call the girl named Heather.
"Umm...oh, hey, Thomas," you hear a voice on the other end.
Uhhh Hi heather. Listen... im feeling suicidal because i was publicly embarresed and kicked out of my parents house what should i do?
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"Oh my gosh Thomas! That's so terrible!"
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Yeah I know it is so i was thinking... Could i crash at your place for awhile?
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"Ummm...well, uh, I sort of made plans for this weekend, but, uh, if you don't I have a place to stay, then I guess I should let you come over..."
It is thursday.
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Sounds Great! Be there in a hour Bye *hangs up phone*
Run to Heathers house
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You run back into town towards Heather's house.
News has spread around school about your sexuality. As you arrive into Heather's neighbourhood you see two boys jeering at you.
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Kick the 2 guys in the dick so they cant tell heather
Knock on heathers door
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You attempt to kick the two guys in the dick.
"You fucking faggot!" The first guy yells as he just barely dodges, but gets kicked in the knee. Enraged, he tackles you to the ground.
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Kick him in the stomach then run to the house
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You kick him in the stomach. However, you are weak and thin, while he is buff and muscular. "You little shithead!" He screams as he responds to your kick by punching you in the face.
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You kick him in the stomach. However, you are weak and thin, while he is buff and muscular. "You little shithead!" He screams as he responds to your kick by punching you in the face.
Call for help
If that doesnt work then try to roll out and run for the door
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You call for help.
The second guy holds you down while the first guy lifts his fist again.
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Brace for impact
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The punch sends blood flying from your mouth and nose.
"OH MY GOD! STOP! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" You hear Heather scream.
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Brace for anymore impact
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The two boys stand back and run away.
"Oh my god! Look at all the blood! What happened here?" Heather asks as she approaches you.
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The two boys stand back and run away.
"Oh my god! Look at all the blood! What happened here?" Heather asks as she approaches you.
Oh im fine as i try to stand up
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"Oh, you poor thing! Look, your mouth is swollen!" You are indeed bleeding quite badly.
"Why were you fighting with those two thugs?"
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"Oh, you poor thing! Look, your mouth is swollen!" You are indeed bleeding quite badly.
"Why were you fighting with those two thugs?"
"well... I just kinda... because...
*fakes pain* OW my lower jaw
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"My, gosh, my gosh! Should I call an ambulance?"
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"My, gosh, my gosh! Should I call an ambulance?"
No, im fine, *trys to walk to door*
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"No, no, I'll get you help right away!"
She takes out a phone and dials 911. You reach the door.
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"Well thanks I guess"
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"Hey! You still haven't explained why those guys were fighting you!" She protests as she rushes to stand beside you.
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"well... you see, they're kinda dicks to me and i tried to kick one of them in the dick and... you know the rest
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"Why are they dicks to you!?" She opens up her door to let you into the house. "Did you do something to them before?"
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"Why are they dicks to you!?" She opens up her door to let you into the house. "Did you do something to them before?"
Well... you see im... kindav gay and...
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"Oh my god, Thomas! I didn't...I-I, uh, I didn't know that about you!"
She appears a bit uneasy, but then quickly smiles again. "Let's get you patched up."
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"Oh my god, Thomas! I didn't...I-I, uh, I didn't know that about you!"
She appears a bit uneasy, but then quickly smiles again. "Let's get you patched up."
"Damn, I was expecting an alot worse reaction heh heh
So we're still friends?"
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"Yeah, uh, we're still friends!" She begins searching her house for bandages.
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"okay, good"
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You enter Heather's house.
You are now in the living room. To the left is a stairway that leads upstairs. Straight forward and left leads into the kitchen. There is a couch, a piano, a dining table, and a television in this room alongside three chairs.
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sit down on the couch
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Some of the blood on your face drips down onto the couch.
Heather notices this as she arrives with a first aid kit, but she pretends not to notice.
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Whoops, heh, sorry for staining your couch
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"Oh, it's alright..."
She cleans your wound with alcohol. It stings a lot.
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Ouch! That stings!
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"Whoops! Sorry, I'll be gentler..."
She finishes applying alcohol, and then gives you some cotton to plug up your bleeding nose. You hear an ambulance approaching in the distance.
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Oh theres the ambulance
We should go to it
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You head outside. The paramedics are here. They notice you with your bleeding nose and mouth and ask what happened here.
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Oh well some thugs beat the hell out of me
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"What was your connection to them? Were you in a fight?"
A doctor approaches and also says: "Let's get you to the hospital."
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Well, one is kindav a dick to me and embaressed me so to get back at him i tried to kick him in the dick and you could guess what happened from there
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The paramedic looks at you strangely, before shaking his head. "You mean YOU attacked him first?"
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Well, yeah, but
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They take you into the ambulance and drive you to the hospital. Heather waves goodbye.
You arrive at St. Mark's, the hospital in town.
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Attempt to get out of the ambulance
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You step out of the hospital and the doctor takes you into the hospital.
You are taken to a room with a bed.
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Lie down on the bed
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You lie down on the bed.
The doctors begin to treat you and your wound. One of them groans and says "kids..."
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You lie down on the bed.
The doctors begin to treat you and your wound. One of them groans and says "kids..."
They could be worse
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An emergency alarm in the hospital suddenly goes off. Red light begins flashing.
"All doctors, report to room 317 now! We have a major emergency here!"
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"Wait, What!?"
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"You're good to go," one of the doctors says as he hastily puts a bandage over your bleeding lip. All of them rush out of the room.
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"whatever"
Try to follow one of the doctors
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You get out of bed and follow one of the doctors. However, they quickly notice you.
"Hey, you! We're going into a room for a special operation right now. Don't follow us!"
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You get out of bed and follow one of the doctors. However, they quickly notice you.
"Hey, you! We're going into a room for a special operation right now. Don't follow us!"
stop till they're out of sight and then follow although alot sneakier
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When they're out of sight, they have already entered the operating room.
The doors are tightly locked.
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Give up and go back to heathers place
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You exit the hospital.
You are right now on Reuben Street. You believe Heather's house is located west of here, but it would take half and hour or more to walk there.
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Attempt to walk there
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You attempt to walk to Heather's house.
Along the way, you pass by St. Andrews bus station. A newspaper at this location catches your eye. The headlines read: "GAY TEEN ATTEMPTS SUICIDE AFTER COMING OUT."
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"Oh maybe YOU should commit suicide
Your not fucking helping by now telling the world ya asshole"
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Upon closer inspection, the article isn't talking about you, but is rather about another boy of the same age.
The boy is currently in critical condition at St Mark's hospital.
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"well, Your still not helping the boy in the hospital since now he'll just get attacked even more"
Continue walking to heathers place
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You arrive at Heather's place.
"You're back from the hospital already!?" She exclaims when she sees you at the door.
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Yeah, they had a little... incident. You holding up well?
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"I'm perfectly ok. It's you I'm worried about." She scans worriedly over the bandage the doctors had put over your face.
"You sure you're fine now?"
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"Yeah, im fine
Or at least i guess im fine since thats what the doctors said
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"Alright, so...ummm, I guess you'd want to stay over, right? I just talked to my parents about your situation and they said that I can let you stay this weekend."
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"Uh yeah i want to stay over"
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You enter Heather's house.
"Anyways, I'm inviting my boyfriend over tonight. You don't mind, do you?"
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Oh, Heather, If you were a guy, I'd want to fuck you so hard, so please change your gender <3
Not at all! I'll promise not to intervene.
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Later that night you hear the doorbell ring.
"I'll get it!" Heather says.
You are closer to the door.
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Let her, and pretend to go to the bathroom. Listen closely too, if the door is close.
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You hear a familiar voice. A voice that makes you seethe with hatred...
"S'up baby girl?"
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Try to control it, and wait more.
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"Hey, Henry," Heather replies, "How you doing?"
You recognize this person as being the guy you had a crush on and who embarrassed you publicly.
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Try to prevent the boner you know is cumming
Tell heather that hes the guy who embarresed you
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As soon as you enter the room the guy says, "Yo, you're that fag."
Heather seems shocked.
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"In Front of heather?" "You Got me kicked out of my family!"
"If anyones a Fag your the Fag you fucking Scumbag"
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Henry sneers at you before turning towards Heather. "Yo, look at this faggot. Why's he at your house?"
Heather is too shocked to reply.
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"Why are you here!?"
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"Ummm, Thomas, I'm sorry, but, uh...he's my boyfriend!" Heather exclaims.
Henry continues sneering at you.
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"Oh...
Okay"
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"Get outta here, fag," Henry continues. He puts an arm around Heather's shoulder, though Heather does not respond.
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"Heather, Seriously?"
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She appears extremely uncomfortable.
"Come on, Heather, tell this fag to fuck off," Henry urges her. Heather begins to stare at you.
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"Really Heather!?"
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"I'm sorry...but, can't you two just get along?" Heather asks.
Henry looks stunned. "This fag tried to hit on me!" He protests.
Heather is devastated.
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"But he got me kicked out of my family!"
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"Yeah, cuz what kind of parents would want a fag for a son?" Henry laughs.
"Y-y-you hit on him!?" Heather shouts at you.
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"well... Im gay and... before he kinda embaressed me... he... seemed kinda hot"
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"B-b-but he was my boyfriend! MY BOYFRIEND!" Heather screams.
Henry steps up to you and raises his fist in your face. "Get the fuck out of here."
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"Well I didnt know!"
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Henry shoves you in the chest, pushing you straight out of the door. Heather has broken down crying. Henry shuts the door in your face.
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"HEATHER, IM SORRY!"
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There is no response from her.
You feel utterly alone once more.
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"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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The sound of you screaming FUCK echoes throughout the neighbourhood.
You hear your phone ring.
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Check the phone
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There's a new message from Heather.
"Ummm, I'm sorry, please come back to my house tonight if you have no place to stay."
It's 5 in the afternoon at the moment.
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Go to the nearest fast food place
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You walk towards the nearest plaza to grab something to eat.
Along the way you find walking towards you a girl named Lisa. She was your classmate back in English class in high school. She knows your sexuality after Henry revealed it publicly, but she has never acted mean towards you.
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"Oh uh hey lisa"
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"Hey, Thomas!" She shouts, surprised but also appearing happy to see you. "What's up?"
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"oh not much i just got disowned by my family for being gay"
"hey do you wanna grab something to eat with me?"
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"Oh, wow, that's terrible," Lisa replies with an empathic look on her face. "Do you even have a place to go right now?"
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"i was staying over at heather's and then that scumbag who embaressed me turned out to be heathers boyfriend"
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"Heather? That a friend of yours? Well, OK, I guess."
Lisa smiles towards you. "Hey, are you alright right now?"
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"Yeah im fine"
"Wanna Grab something to eat with me?"
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"Sorry, I just had dinner. I'm heading home right now. Wanna come over?"
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"Uhhh,nah"
"bye"
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"Umm, ok, bye! I hope everything works out for you!"
She leaves.
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Head inside the plaza
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You go inside the plaza.
You have your debit card (about $400 in your bank account) and $25 of pocket money. Some places of interest include a Walmart, a McDonald's, and a Pizza Pizza.
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Go to the Pizza Pizza
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You enter the Pizza Pizza.
Just your luck! The acne-riddled boy behind the cashier is one of Henry's friends. He looks at you weirdly as you enter.
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Ask for a medium sized pizza
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"Yeah, uh, ok. What toppings do you want on it?"
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"No toppings just cheese please"
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"Uh-huh."
You order a $10 pizza and it arrives in 10 minutes.
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Sit down at a table
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There are no tables at this particular Pizza Pizza.
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Then Stand and wait for 10 minutes
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A couple more guys come in. You don't recognize them.
One orders a Hawaiian and the other orders pepperoni slice.
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Continue waiting
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You notice that the guy who orders the Hawaiian talks in a rather fabulous voice.
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Continue waiting
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Your order of a cheese pizza arrives.
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Grab the pizza and head back to heathers house
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You head back to Heather's house.
It is only 6 PM when you arrive. When you knock on the door, no one answers.
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Sit in front of the door and fall asleep.
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Before you fall asleep, you hear the door open.
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"Oh, hey heather"
"Look sorry about what I tried to do there its complicated"
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"Umm, no, it's okay...."
She looks a bit tired. Her boyfriend walks out of the door.
"Get outta the way, fag."
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"why should I?"
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He sneers at you and pretends to punch you, before walking away.
"Bye, Heather," Henry says.
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*walk in*
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"Ummm, ok," Heather says as you walk into her house.
The living room is a mess, especially the couch. It looks as if somebody had rough sex on it.
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"No offense but, why is everything such a mess"
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"Oh yeah, uh, I was going to clean up first.."
She hastily begins setting the room in order.
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Help her out
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You clean up the room.
"So, ummm, will your parents even talk to you anymore?"
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How could I know? You've been the only one to talk to me.
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Noticing your silence, she turns away and tries to appear empathic.
"Okay, so...let's hang out, I guess. What do you want to do now?"
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Well, I'm out of ideas. What do you wanna do?
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"You wanna play cards?"
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"I'm not very good, but I'll play."
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She suddenly gets a call on her phone. She picks it up.
"Hey Dan, what's up? OMG, you too?"
She looks at you with a smile.
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*smile*
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She puts down her phone.
"Oh my god. OH MY GOD. So like, my friend Dan - he got laid!"
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*Stare*
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"Oh yeah. I suppose you don't care. Well, uh, carry on, then."
She sits down. "So, you played Big Two before?"
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I like it.
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"Uh, yeah. Umm, ok."
There's suddenly a knocking at the door.
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"Ill get it."
Go
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You open up the door and find a crowd of buff white males and blond-haired females standing at the entrance.
"So we heard there's a party here?" One of them says.
"OH MY GOSH, I totally forgot!" You hear Heather yell.
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*hide in washroom*
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While you leave, the crowd of teenagers stream into the room. Loud music is turned on and you begin to hear dancing.
You hear a knock on the washroom door.
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Make fart noises
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"Umm, hello?" You hear a very giddy female voice say. "Can we like, come in for something?"
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In a mad gruff voice, say, "NO, I'M TAKIN A DUMP, AND IF IM TAKIN A DUMP, YOU GON GO!"
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"Ugh. Fine, man, whatever."
They leave.
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Slowly get out.
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You exit the washroom into a writhing mass of bodies.
You hear someone yell the word "orgy!!!"
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Try to escape
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A female brunette comes towards you and grabs your arms.
"Hey babe," she whispers. "Wanna have some fun?"
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"What are we gonna play?"
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Her hands reach towards your dick.
Due to the stats that you rolled when you became the protagonist of this quest, you are unable to feel aroused.
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damn you
Slap her hand away
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"Oh my god! Did you just reject me!?"
She turns towards everyone and points towards you. "This little faggot here just rejected me!"
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"You're the one who tried to rape me, you little skank!!"
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Her jaw drops.
"Hey look, it's that pussy," you hear a guy say. Several boys are sneering at you. You recognize them as being some of your bullies at high school.
"The fuck is that fag doing here?" Another one says.
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"Coming from your big mouth."
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The crowd becomes silent as a very muscular blond-haired guy walks towards you.
"What'd you just say, faggot?" He demands.
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"Coming from your big mouth."
Get ready for reflexive dodging
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You get ready, but he's already in the middle of a punch.
You're hit square in the face and you go sprawling to the ground. The guy steps forward and grabs you by your shirt.
"Get out of here, fag."
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"Not if I was here first!"
Try to kick him in the balls.
Hard.
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"Oh my gosh! Stop it you guys! Stop fighting!"
Heather charges into the crowd. "Look, this guy - he's my friend, okay!?"
The guys sneer at her.
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Sneer even harder
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"Why are you friends with a fag?" The guy asks.
"Just stop it. Knock it off," she tells him. Then she turns towards you:
"Did you start this fight?"
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"No, that whore tried to rape me," Point to the girl. "when I said no, she started bitching about it and these assholes came up!"
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The girl you're pointing to shrieks in response.
A guy grabs you and slams you against the wall. "That's my fucking girlfriend you're talking to," he says. "You're dead meat."
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"Then tell your 'girlfriend' to stop sucking other cock that isn't yours!"
*prepare for speed/defense mode*
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You are punched in the gut hard enough to black out.
You wake up again inside the hospital. A doctor is looming over you.
"Oi oi oi," he says. "Getting into fights twice in one day?"
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"Yeah, I think getting might be the right word."
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"You'll need to stay in bed for a couple of days."
The doctor leaves the room, and you're alone.
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Try to fall asleep.
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You try to fall asleep when suddenly you hear a couple of familiar voices. Your homophobic parents walk into the room.
"Son, we know you're gay," your mom says as she approaches you. "That's why as soon as you've recovered, we're sending you to a 'pray away the gay' Christian camp!"
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"K."
*Literally try to say it that way*
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"We're glad you're agreeing to this," your mother says.
"With the power of Christ and prayer, I'm sure you'll be straight as a ruler in no time."
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"I'd rather bend that ruler into a circle. Then call myself that."
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"What are you talking about?" Your father demands. "Are you going to become straight or not?"
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"No. Unless I eventually find squeezing breasts until they pop attractive."
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"The devil is inside him," your mother says to your father. "It's too late. He's not our son anymore. Satan has gotten him."
Your father looks at you angrily.
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"I'm going to make you my follower!"
Say it very sarcastically.
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Satanquest
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"I'm going to make you my follower!"
Say it very sarcastically.
"Get out of my son, you demon!" Your father howls.
The doctor from before suddenly comes into the room. "What's going on here?"
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"Apparently I'm Satan."
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The doctor facepalms. He turns to your parents and says: "Come on, he's just an eighteen-year-old boy."
"Our son has the devil inside him!" Your father roars. "We're bringing an exorcist here right now!"
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"I'll just move over to the exorcist myself, then."
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Your parents completely ignore you and they leave the room.
"Wow. Tough," the doctor says to you with a sympathetic sigh.
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"Meh. Wacha gonna do."
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"They really shouldn't be getting all worked up about this. I mean, you're still recovering."
You hear your parents talking on a phone outside the room.
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"Meh. I don't really care right now."
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The doctor gives you a concerning look, and then he leaves.
Your parents come in moments later. "The exorcist will be here in ten minutes."
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"K."
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The doctor returns to the room and gives you a card.
On it is the number for a psychiatrist.
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Whisper to him "Is this for me?"
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"Yeah. Just give the number a call and make an appointment. Uh, if you feel like you need it, of course."
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"Will do."
Pass the time.
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To your surprise, the bully who punched you out from earlier comes into your room.
"Uh, sorry about that," he says in his usual dudebro voice. "Uh, I know you're a fag and all, but uh, I didn't mean to, uh, send you to the hospital, you know?"
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"Listen, man. You can take that back if you aren't honest and you're being forced to. I just don't care.
Are you really sorry?"
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"I-uh, well, you're, uh..."
A man suddenly enters the room holding a cross in his hand. "Uh, someone called for an exorcism?"
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"No one here. But I heard someone screaming down the halls... Try downstairs."
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"He's here! There's our exorcist!" Your mother cries as she waltzes back into the room.
She points an accusing finger at you, then gestures to the exorcist: "The devil is in my son. Please, you must help him!"
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Think silently, 'I've had enough.'
"Mwahahaha! You have not realized that Father is actually Satan! And you blindly lived your life with him!! And since you both procreated me...
I AM THE SON OF SATAN!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!"
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"Save him! Please, show him Christ!" Your father shouts.
The doctor returns, wondering what all the commotion is about. The bully just stares at you, bewildered.
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Try to whisper secretly to the bully, "Hey, can you help me out by pretending to be possessed?"
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The bully jumps away from you.
"What in the world-" the doctor begins, before the exorcist cuts him off.
"Submit to the power of Christ!" He yells while shoving the cross in your face. "Be expelled, demon!"
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"Ow. Such hurt. It pains me.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. "
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"It's working!" Your father yells.
"Stop it. Knock this nonsense off," the doctor suddenly speaks up. "The boy's just woken up, and he's still recovering. Can't you tell that he's just playing an act?"
The exorcist appears determined.
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Look to the doctor hopefully.
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Noticing your sudden lack of demonic behaviour, the exorcist yells "It worked!" He turns to your parents and adds: "That'll be $100, please."
The doctor looks at you sympathetically.
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Start making blubbering noises.
Say gibberish stuff too.
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"Oh, no," the exorcist replies. "The demon has come back!"
The doctor leaves to dial 911. The bully just dashes out of the room.
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"Leave me be, or else you will become my new host!"
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"Feel the power of Christ!" The exorcist declares. "Return to Hell from which you came, demon! Be gone! BE GONE!"
Your parents stare in awe at the work of the exorcist.
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Try to laugh in an evil way.
"Your crosses will not work on me!
Your chants for repelling me will not make me budge!
You have now gone too far! I have cast a curse on you!"
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While in the middle of saying all that, you suddenly feel an intense pain in your gut. Since you are still recovering, all of this acting has required great physical exertion from you, and you fall down onto your bed.
"Aha! The demon is receding! I can feel his presence sinking back in the pits of hell!" The exorcist howls.
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(DAMMIT GAMEMASTER)
Admit that it was all a joke.
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"Do not attempt to deceive me with your lies," the exorcist continues. "Now, BEGONE FROM THE BOY!!!!!!"
You hear police sirens outside the window.
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"..."
"Was this all really necessary? You just wasted a hundred bucks for an exorcism that didn't do anything, and I was about to go to sleep anyways when you have to go all up obnoxious on me. You know what? Whatever you do, this is one of the reasons why I'll be gay forever. You'll never support me. What if I was an alien? Huh? Well, you would probably still send me off as a specimen and call me Satan at that. And this annoying guy, all he does is wave around a cross like he's something special and starts screaming the same stuff. Hell, ANYONE can do that! What the heck is the point? Maybe you could've hired myself to do that, but no, you obviously don't care that I need to rest. And that bully over there, now he had to apologize, even though he didn't mean it. You could've just told him to do it if he really meant it, but you want to annoy me even more, right? And anyhow, you guys are making MUCH more noise around here! We're in a goddamn hospital, for Christ's sake! The only one who is actually helping me out is the Doctor! But you three..."
"JUST
LEAVE
ME
ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"
Try to pass out.
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You manage to distract them for long enough that the police arrive into the room, the doctor in tow.
"These three, err, 'guests', have been making a lot of trouble for my patient here. Will you escort them outside?"
Your parents and the exorcist are pulled from the room, each still hurling chants of "SATAN! SATAN!" at you.
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"Thanks a lot, Doctor."
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"No problem. I think you should stay in bed for at least another day before you leave." He then leaves the room.
A while later, Heather arrives. "Ummm...hi," she says.
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"Yo."
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"So...I heard a lot of noise going on in your room, and stuff. Are you okay?"
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"Meh. Parents."
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"Oh, man. Yeah, you told me about how they kicked you out, right? So like, what did they do now?"
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"Oh, you know, normal parent stuff. Called an exorsist on me. Stuff like that."
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"Man, that sucks."
She puts her hand on your shoulder. "You know what? I won't invite my boyfriend over while you're staying with me. I know he hates you."