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Title: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 03, 2009, 02:27:31 pm
I've noticed everyone's been derailing topics with song lyrics.

Do that here so it doesn't get out of hand, and luls can still be had. Lyrics can be relevant, but don't need to be. I'll start.

LOOK AT THE WAY THE RAIN CHANGES IN THE SKY
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Post by: dsk on November 03, 2009, 02:55:45 pm
FUCK IT ALL
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Post by: Tervez on November 03, 2009, 03:03:34 pm
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
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Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 03:26:51 pm
CUM ON EVERYBODY
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Post by: YuPony on November 03, 2009, 03:47:10 pm
through the glass
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Post by: OLDGREG on November 03, 2009, 04:25:00 pm
I look at all the lonely people
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Post by: Ellipsis on November 03, 2009, 04:43:45 pm
Write it on a piece of paper...
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Post by: Silver on November 03, 2009, 05:57:21 pm
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE!
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 03, 2009, 06:02:09 pm
If only for a moment, then the moment's gone.
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Post by: Arkhanno on November 03, 2009, 07:09:40 pm
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM
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Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 07:15:48 pm
lawl
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Post by: Rad on November 03, 2009, 07:24:45 pm
you're the meaning in my life, you're the inspiration
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 03, 2009, 09:31:46 pm
WHAT DO WE WANT? A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR
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Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 09:40:09 pm
NOW I AINT SAYING SHE A GOLD DIGGER
BUT SHE AINT MESSING WITH NO BROKE NIGGER
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Silver on November 03, 2009, 09:41:24 pm
WHAT DO WE WANT? A GIRL WORTH FIGHTING FOR
Liquid, this will make me so frustrated, so I'm going to give up. What is this from, again? (I can even remember how it's sung, aghaghghgshag!)
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 09:43:22 pm
MULAN
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: dsk on November 03, 2009, 09:44:06 pm
you're the meaning in my life, you're the inspiration
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT, IN FACT IT'S A GAS
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 09:50:08 pm
IM A MAN IMA MAKE A NEW PLAN
TIME FOR ME TO JSUT STAND UP AND TRAVEL NEW LAND
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Post by: Neo on November 03, 2009, 10:33:08 pm
THAT'S WHAT MAKES US HUMANS BEING
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Post by: Venser on November 03, 2009, 10:36:47 pm
TO THE SOUND OF A HEARTBEAT POUNDING AWAY
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Post by: Neo on November 03, 2009, 10:38:48 pm
I'M TELLIN YA'LL NOW IT'S SABOTAGE
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Post by: Venser on November 03, 2009, 10:39:18 pm
WE TOSS AND TURN BUT DON'T SLEEP
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Post by: Neo on November 03, 2009, 10:41:18 pm
SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE DON'T FORGET MY SON TO INCLUDE EVERYONE
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Post by: Venser on November 03, 2009, 10:44:34 pm
EACH BREATH WE TAKE MAKES US THIEVES
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Post by: Neo on November 03, 2009, 10:45:39 pm
WE'RE OK, UNTIL THE DAY WE'RE NOT
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Post by: ybbald on November 03, 2009, 10:46:14 pm
"___________"
        -Jay-Z "No hook"
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Post by: Neo on November 03, 2009, 10:48:23 pm
SHE STOLE MY HEART, IN THE TRAILER PARK, SO I JACKED THE KEYS TO HER FUCKIN CAR, AND CRASHED THAT PIECE OF SHIT, THEN STEPPED AWAY




I always broke into laughter when it played on the radio, cause they'll replace shit with record scratches.
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Post by: Rad on November 04, 2009, 12:19:48 am
That's what you get when you let your heart win!
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 04, 2009, 12:30:52 am
I SAID NO BALL NOR CHAIN NOR PRISON SHALL KEEP
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Post by: Tervez on November 04, 2009, 04:43:52 am
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Post by: Neo on November 04, 2009, 09:35:34 am
AH, MEMORIES


CAUSE THAT'S WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on November 04, 2009, 01:19:25 pm
Forfeit the game before somebody else takes you outta the frame
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Post by: ybbald on November 04, 2009, 01:22:34 pm
I lost the game
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 04, 2009, 02:21:10 pm
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
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Post by: Venser on November 04, 2009, 07:05:02 pm
MY LIFE, MY PRIDE, IS BROKEN
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 04, 2009, 08:48:42 pm
I'll be waiting for the end of mah BROOOKEEEN HEAAAARRRT
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Post by: Venser on November 04, 2009, 08:50:37 pm
LET IT BE ENOUGH TO REACH THE TRUTH THAT LIES...ACROSS THIS NEW DIVIDE
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Post by: Banzai ☼ on November 06, 2009, 12:16:50 pm
THATS WHY THEY CALL MR. FAHRENHEIT!
CAUSE I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 06, 2009, 02:00:06 pm
IT FINALLY HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED, OH YES
IT FINALLY HAPPENED, I'M SLIGHTLY MAAAAAAAAD
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Post by: zapuppy on November 06, 2009, 07:29:20 pm
NOW YOU'RE A HERO!
YOU MANAGED TO BEAT THE WHOLE DAMN GA-ME!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Ellipsis on November 06, 2009, 07:32:17 pm
NOW YOU'RE A HERO!
YOU MANAGED TO BEAT THE WHOLE DAMN GA-ME!
Newbie wins this thread.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 08, 2009, 11:02:10 pm
I FEEL THE RELAPSE; CAN'T BREAK FREE
EYES OPEN
BUT NOT GETTING THROUGH TO MEEEEEEE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Silver on November 08, 2009, 11:26:25 pm
NOW YOU'RE A HERO!
YOU MANAGED TO BEAT THE WHOLE DAMN GA-ME!
Newbie wins this thread.
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Post by: Neo on November 09, 2009, 02:30:36 am
*guitar solo*
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 09, 2009, 09:17:57 am
*tapping solo*
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Post by: OLDGREG on November 09, 2009, 11:06:04 am
*Han Solo*
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Post by: Neo on November 09, 2009, 11:16:59 am
*horn solo*
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 09, 2009, 01:58:31 pm
YOU WON'T FIND IT HEEAAAARR
SO TRY ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAY!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Silver on November 09, 2009, 05:00:34 pm
*tapping solo*
What about a no-skill solo?
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Post by: Drew on November 09, 2009, 05:07:34 pm
*tapping solo*
*Fapping Solo*
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 09, 2009, 05:39:45 pm
*tapping solo*
What about a no-skill solo?

I thought they were the same thing.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on November 09, 2009, 07:26:11 pm
*tapping solo*
What about a no-skill solo?

I thought they were the same thing.

You're saying Van Halen is no skills?? O_o
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 09, 2009, 09:09:49 pm
SO SECURE,
CONTENT TO LIVE EACH DAY JUST LIKE THE LAST
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Post by: Rad on November 09, 2009, 10:37:17 pm
I love Van Halen, but really, tap solos, are the poorman's solo these days.
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Post by: ybbald on November 10, 2009, 10:40:28 am
Tap solo?
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Post by: Neo on November 10, 2009, 10:50:41 am
Those solos where the guitarist uses two hands to hammer-on and pull-off all the notes really fast.

Think Van Halen, specifically, "Eruption"



I HATE THE RAIN AND SUNNY WEATHER
AND I, I HATE THE BEACH AND MOUNTAINS TOO
BOO HOO.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Silver on November 10, 2009, 06:20:33 pm
Van  Halen has skills. but they don't show when he's tapping.
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Post by: liquidCorgster on November 12, 2009, 07:38:05 pm
SAILING ON THE SEVEN SEIZE THE DAY TRIPER DIEM'S READY
JACK THE RIPPER OWEN WILSON PHILLIPS AND MY SUPPER'S READY
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMOND DAVE'S NOT HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Lt. Ragnarok on November 14, 2009, 12:39:12 am
WHAT YOU GON' DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK,
ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Rad on November 14, 2009, 01:25:58 pm
Why you comin home at five in the mornin
somethin's goin on
can i smell yo dick?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on November 14, 2009, 01:26:49 pm
Papa smurf can I lick your ass?
You can lick my ass, bitch.
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Post by: Venser on January 01, 2010, 09:26:48 pm
Necro time.

FIRE YOUR GUNS
IT'S TIME TO RUN
BLOW ME AWAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: dsk on January 01, 2010, 09:42:15 pm
Breaking Benjamin ftw
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Post by: Venser on January 01, 2010, 09:45:35 pm
Yeah, I listened to some of their stuff before, but I just got more into it recently after illegally downloading a bunch of their songs onto my Droid.

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE
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Post by: JCM on January 01, 2010, 09:52:18 pm
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."
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Post by: zapuppy on January 01, 2010, 10:00:16 pm
Yeah, I listened to some of their stuff before, but I just got more into it recently after illegally downloading a bunch of their songs onto my Droid.

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE
I HAVE A SHADOW ON THE WALL
I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on January 01, 2010, 10:04:25 pm
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
SO SAVE YOUR BREATH
LYING IN WAIT
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Post by: dsk on January 01, 2010, 10:06:06 pm
So Cold > Blow me Away



CROWDED STREETS ARE CLEARED AWAY
ONE BY ONE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on January 01, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
I prefer Blow Me Away, but So Cold is good as well.

HOLLOW HEROES SEPARATE
AS THEY RUN
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Post by: zapuppy on January 01, 2010, 10:11:14 pm
YOUR SO COLD
KEEP YOUR HAND IN MINE!
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Post by: Venser on January 01, 2010, 10:14:16 pm
WISE MEN WONDER WHILE
STRONG MEN DIE
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 01, 2010, 10:35:51 pm
SO SPOKE THE HARLOT AS THE FIREBIRD FLEW,
TO THE SKIES, MIGHTY STARLET, TO BECOME ANEEEEEEEEEWWWW
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Post by: Silver on January 02, 2010, 11:36:24 am
EVERYBODY LOVES DONUTS, LORD KNOWS I DO-OO-OO!
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Post by: Koppis on January 02, 2010, 09:12:32 pm
LIKE A BAUSS
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 02, 2010, 09:14:03 pm
HIT ON DEBORAH LIKE A BAWSS
GET REJECTED LIKE A BAWSS
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Post by: DraconicDescendant on January 02, 2010, 09:15:42 pm
Fuck you! Fuck you ve-ry ve-ry mu-uuh-uuuh-uuu-uuuch!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on January 02, 2010, 09:17:29 pm
SWALLOW SADNESS LIKE A BAWSS

SEND SOME FAXES LIKE A BAWSS
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 02, 2010, 09:18:04 pm
WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAH!!
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Post by: Neko Desu on January 02, 2010, 10:50:29 pm
KOMBO Beaker!
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Post by: Neo on January 02, 2010, 11:48:43 pm
WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAH!!

WE CHALLANGE YOUUU TO A ROCK OFFFFFFF!!

Give us one chance to rawk your socks off.
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Post by: Venser on January 02, 2010, 11:56:22 pm
THEY FALL IN LINE
ONE AT A TIME
READY TO PLAY
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Post by: zapuppy on January 03, 2010, 10:48:02 am
AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD!
AROUND THE WORLD!
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Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 03, 2010, 12:09:05 pm
RUN RUNAWAY!
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Post by: Venser on January 03, 2010, 12:13:28 pm
NO TIME TO LOSE
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE
STEADY YOUR HELM
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 03, 2010, 12:20:44 pm
WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAH!!

WE CHALLANGE YOUUU TO A ROCK OFFFFFFF!!

Give us one chance to rawk your socks off.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAH-HAH-HAAATCH?!
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Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 03, 2010, 12:21:36 pm
We're not gonna take it...


NO! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!!!!


We're not gonna take it...





ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
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Post by: dsk on January 03, 2010, 01:40:59 pm
WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAH!!

WE CHALLANGE YOUUU TO A ROCK OFFFFFFF!!

Give us one chance to rawk your socks off.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAH-HAH-HAAATCH?!

IF WE WIN YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO HELL
AND ALSO YOU
WILL
HAEV
TO
PAY
OUR
RE-HE-ENT
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Post by: zapuppy on January 03, 2010, 01:48:39 pm
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes!
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 03, 2010, 02:11:20 pm
WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIIT WAAAAIIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAH!!

WE CHALLANGE YOUUU TO A ROCK OFFFFFFF!!

Give us one chance to rawk your socks off.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAH-HAH-HAAATCH?!

IF WE WIN YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO HELL
AND ALSO YOU
WILL
HAEV
TO
PAY
OUR
RE-HE-ENT

AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: dsk on January 03, 2010, 02:51:27 pm
THEN YOU CAN TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
TO BE YOUT LEETLE BEETCH
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Post by: Koppis on January 03, 2010, 04:39:38 pm
FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 03, 2010, 04:48:52 pm
FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!

Fixed.
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Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 03, 2010, 04:50:22 pm
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!

I'm the devil I love metal!

Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off challenge I've lost!
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Post by: Koppis on January 03, 2010, 04:55:38 pm
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL!
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
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Post by: dsk on January 03, 2010, 06:47:33 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES


Come on kage, we can do it



There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
he rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man *CUE JB*
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Post by: Neo on January 03, 2010, 10:35:09 pm
GodDAMMIT KAGE!

He gonna make you his sex slave
You gonna gargle mayonnaise
Nooo.
Unless we bust a massive monster mamajamm
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Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 04, 2010, 09:48:27 am
Dude, we've been through so much shit...
Deactivate the lasers with my dick!
Now its time to blow this fucker down!

C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down!
I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!
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Post by: dsk on January 04, 2010, 10:29:36 am
HEY ANTICHRIST-A
BEELZEBOSS
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS
OUR ROCKET SAUCE
WE ROCK THE CASBAH
AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU
FOR ALL MANKIND
YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER
WE HOLD THE KEY
YOU ARE THE DEVIL
WE ARE TEH D!


EDIT: I realized now I skipper a small bit. Carry on.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 04, 2010, 10:34:03 am
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: dsk on January 04, 2010, 10:35:02 am
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAME
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 10:39:07 am
C'MON KAGE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING, FUCKAH!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on January 04, 2010, 10:44:22 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK

MY FUCKING HORN!

OH NO
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 10:45:15 am
FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
YOU SHALL REMAIN
UNTIL YOU ARE
COMPLETE AGAIN!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on January 04, 2010, 10:48:09 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU KAGE
AND FUCK YOU JABLES


I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D

Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 10:48:35 am
...I love you guys.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 04, 2010, 11:17:41 am
Everybody loves donuts... I know I do...
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Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 11:37:51 am
I never....

Wanted... To become someone... like him.
So secure... Content to live each day just like the last...
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Post by: Reviewer2 on January 04, 2010, 12:50:21 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? You wanna do in a box, dick in a box, it's a dick in a box! Oh, on your base, your base your base, base. Base. All your base, are belong to fall back down again, chocolate rain. History quickly crashing beautiful. 'cause I got a crush on Obama. To 2008. (Barack Obama.) Baby, you're the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS. AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I wonder hoo. Ma-ee-ah-haha! Ma-ee-ah-hee. Ma-ee-a HAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA!THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS IS alright to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you up never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my.........
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 04, 2010, 12:57:39 pm
(Wow, this next song I quote fits the above post)

Something, tells me, that I, hate you, something, tells me, I must, kill you! - Insane Clown Posse - Rainbow's and stuff
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on January 04, 2010, 01:34:25 pm
AFTER THE FALL
WE'LL SHAKE IT OFF
SHOW ME THE WAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: dsk on January 04, 2010, 04:41:09 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? You wanna do in a box, dick in a box, it's a dick in a box! Oh, on your base, your base your base, base. Base. All your base, are belong to fall back down again, chocolate rain. History quickly crashing beautiful. 'cause I got a crush on Obama. To 2008. (Barack Obama.) Baby, you're the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS. AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I wonder hoo. Ma-ee-ah-haha! Ma-ee-ah-hee. Ma-ee-a HAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA!THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS IS alright to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you up never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my.........
hoe
lee
sheit
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Lion on January 04, 2010, 04:47:45 pm
(Wow, this next song I quote fits the above post)

Something, tells me, that I, hate you, something, tells me, I must, kill you! - Insane Clown Posse - Rainbow's and stuff

... I just finished listening to that song. O_o
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 04:49:37 pm
I never....

Wanted... To become someone... like him.
So secure... Content to live each day just like the last...

I was sure I knew that this was not
for me, And I wanted so much more.
Far beyond what I could see...
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on January 04, 2010, 05:58:35 pm
Hey Liquid I'm gonna go listen to Octavarium now, but first, will I spoil anything if I do? Like is that album a concept album to be listened to in order like Scenes from a Memory??
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: YuPony on January 04, 2010, 06:17:38 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? You wanna do in a box, dick in a box, it's a dick in a box! Oh, on your base, your base your base, base. Base. All your base, are belong to fall back down again, chocolate rain. History quickly crashing beautiful. 'cause I got a crush on Obama. To 2008. (Barack Obama.) Baby, you're the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS. AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I wonder hoo. Ma-ee-ah-haha! Ma-ee-ah-hee. Ma-ee-a HAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA!THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS IS alright to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you up never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my.........
hoe
lee
sheit


It's from "Replaying the game" on Newgrounds.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Reviewer2 on January 04, 2010, 06:27:50 pm
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my butt? You wanna do in a box, dick in a box, it's a dick in a box! Oh, on your base, your base your base, base. Base. All your base, are belong to fall back down again, chocolate rain. History quickly crashing beautiful. 'cause I got a crush on Obama. To 2008. (Barack Obama.) Baby, you're the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN. OF ULTIMATE DESTINY. GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS. AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I wonder hoo. Ma-ee-ah-haha! Ma-ee-ah-hee. Ma-ee-a HAAAAAAAAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA!THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS. IS. SPARTA! THIS IS alright to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you up never gonna let you down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell ya how I jizz'd in my pants, don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, it's all your fault you were rubbing my butt, what? In the butt, you wanna do it in my butt? In my.........
hoe
lee
sheit


It's from "Replaying the game" on Newgrounds.

yes
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 04, 2010, 06:30:12 pm
Hey Liquid I'm gonna go listen to Octavarium now, but first, will I spoil anything if I do? Like is that album a concept album to be listened to in order like Scenes from a Memory??

It's hard to say, but the songs do mesh together.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Lion on January 04, 2010, 06:37:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Reviewer2 on January 04, 2010, 06:38:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
2 videos BECAUSE THE GODDAMN BATMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLKturhq1yk)
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 04, 2010, 06:45:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs

Not often I say this twice in one day, but...


so....much...WIN!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on January 04, 2010, 07:04:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
I just played that game. It was awesome.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Reviewer2 on January 04, 2010, 07:07:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
I just played that game. It was awesome.

Have you unlocked the no censors thing yet?

The results are unexpected and hilarious.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on January 04, 2010, 07:10:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
I just played that game. It was awesome.

Have you unlocked the no censors thing yet?

The results are unexpected and hilarious.
not yet< going to  though
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Reviewer2 on January 04, 2010, 07:13:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
I just played that game. It was awesome.

Have you unlocked the no censors thing yet?

The results are unexpected and hilarious.
not yet< going to  though

want a
walkthrough
PM'd to you?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on January 04, 2010, 07:17:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3MnNh3szs
I just played that game. It was awesome.

Have you unlocked the no censors thing yet?

The results are unexpected and hilarious.
not yet< going to  though

want a
walkthrough
PM'd to you?
I would quite enjoy that. Thanks.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Fidel CashFlow on January 04, 2010, 09:21:01 pm
Hey Liquid I'm gonna go listen to Octavarium now, but first, will I spoil anything if I do? Like is that album a concept album to be listened to in order like Scenes from a Memory??

It's hard to say, but the songs do mesh together.
TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS FOR ME NOW.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 05, 2010, 02:17:20 pm
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero

Ano musume rokkunrooru pan suto hippagashi te burrn!! sukesuke no body
Seiheki iname ne e sutookaa tomodomo mosshu kokkara start ?

Vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl sex
Aluminum aluminum aluminum aluminum aluminum

Bitch you! get you! toorima chuunen ossan renchuu
Nenjuu rinjuu risutora chuu de ga suto eijuu
Bitch you! get you! toorima chuunen ossan renchuu
Nenjuu rinjuu risutora chuu de ga suto eijuu

Uesuto hosomi no masutaa piisu esute. hosuto kurabu fumetsu
Enjo sutoresu otsutome sutoresu yuu to mesu to ha eikyuu no reesu
Jasutisugeemu seiyoku slave osae kire nu yokubou
Sono suutsukeesu ni ha roopu no taba to gamu teepu to kattaanaifu

Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero

Hadaka shika mi te e! yousu tashikame te e! musuko shikoshiko life
Seiheki iname ne e sutookaa tomo ? mosshu koko kara start ?

Vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl vinyl sex!
Polyester polyester polyester polyester polyester

Bitch you! get you! toorima chuunen ossan renchuu
Nenjuu rinjuu risutora chuu de ga suto eijuu
Bitch you! get you! toorima chuunen ossan renchuu
Nenjuu rinjuu risutora chuu de ga suto eijuu

Uesuto hosomi no masutaa piisu esute. hosuto kurabu fumetsu
Enjo sutoresu otsutome sutoresu yuu to mesu to ha eikyuu no reesu
Jasutisugeemu ? seiyoku slave osae kire nu yokubou
Sono suutsukeesu ni ha roopu no taba to gamu teepu to kattaanaifu

Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero

Daigakusei ga ii na koukousei mo ii na chuugakusei mo ii kedo ne
Shougakusei mo ii na toroke sou de ii na youchien ji mo ii kedo

Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero
Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Purin purin boron nururu rerorero

Chuuchuu lovely munimuni muramura
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 08, 2010, 11:32:40 pm
THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THA WICKED
MONEY DON'T GROW ON TREES
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on January 08, 2010, 11:37:18 pm
STICKY BALLZ!
GOTTA HAVE THOSE STICKY BALLZ
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on January 08, 2010, 11:40:05 pm
I GOT BILLS TA PAY
I GOT MOUFS TA FEED
AND THERE AIN'T NOTHIN IN THIS WORLD FOR FREE

Good song.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 09, 2010, 11:08:52 am
THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THA WICKED
UNTIL WE CLOSE OUR EYES FOR GOOD
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: GuyWithPasta on April 11, 2010, 06:12:45 pm
REVIVAL!

♪Any dolt with half a brain,
can see the human kind has gone insane,
to the point where I don't know
if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main ♪
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on April 12, 2010, 12:31:56 am
I'M ALIVE AGAIN
DARKNESS FAR BEHIND ME
I'M INVINCIBLE
DESPAIR WILL NEVER FIND ME
I FEEL STRONG
I'VE GOT A NEW SENSE OF ELATION
BOUNDLESS ENERGY
EUPHORIA FIXATION!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ·Arturo· on April 12, 2010, 08:24:47 am
Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 12, 2010, 08:29:36 am
I gotta Hot, pocket, and I gotta microwave it
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ·Arturo· on April 12, 2010, 08:30:29 am
I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on June 18, 2010, 11:48:25 pm
I'LL FOLLOW YOU, YOU FOLLOW ME
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LIE SO CLEAN
I'LL BREAK RIGHT THROUGH THE IRONY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on June 19, 2010, 08:11:56 am
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on June 19, 2010, 03:53:06 pm
I'M AWAKE, I'M ALIVE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on June 19, 2010, 04:21:50 pm
WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 19, 2010, 04:29:03 pm
CARRY ON MAH WAYWARD SON!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on June 19, 2010, 04:30:11 pm
AND THAT'S A LOT FOR LOVE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on June 19, 2010, 04:43:33 pm
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on June 19, 2010, 04:50:04 pm
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY

Didn't Michael Jackson sing that?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: matlab on June 19, 2010, 04:50:58 pm
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY
OR THEY'LL END UP WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on June 19, 2010, 09:57:00 pm
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HEAR MY WORDS
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on June 19, 2010, 09:59:15 pm
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE
SO FUCKING BLIND TO THE DAMAGE HE HAS DONE
YOU'RE THE ROTTING ROOT OF THE FAMILY TREE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: OLDGREG on June 19, 2010, 10:49:46 pm
I'M AWESOME, NO YOU'RE NOT DUDE DONT LIE
I'M AWESOME DRIVIN ROUND IN MY MOM'S RIDE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on June 20, 2010, 03:30:46 pm
<Liquid>: OH WHEN THE NIGHT, HAS COME
<Liquid>: AND THE LAND IS DARK
<Liquid>: AND THE MOON IS THE ONLY LIGHT WE SEEEEEE
<Liquid>: NO I WONT BE AFRAID
<Liquid>: OH I WON'T BE A FRAID
<Liquid>: JUST AS LONG
<Liquid>: AS YOU STAND
<Liquid>: STAND BY ME
<Liquid>: SO DARLIN' DARLIN' STAND, STAND BY ME
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: lolrac on June 22, 2010, 07:53:47 am
WHEN I WAS
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Koppis on June 22, 2010, 08:07:18 am
OH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ROMANTICAL
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Kloud on December 05, 2010, 01:21:36 pm
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: pserafi on December 05, 2010, 06:00:32 pm
BECAUSE I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: pserafi on December 05, 2010, 07:28:28 pm
Fuck I gotta clean this mess! This guts are so greassy, ribs, teeth, feet everywhere like a puzzle! I painted this room WHITE...
BECAUSE I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on December 05, 2010, 07:30:59 pm
Now that you can see all you have done; It's time to take that step into the Kingdom.
All your sins shall help to make you strong; And help you break right out of that prison wall...

*iPad solo*
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on December 06, 2010, 08:39:45 am
Evil woman Evil woman eat a sandwich, throw her in the water and together we'll have her, evil woman evil woman evil woman evil woman eat a sandwich someone help her nah nah nah.

Listen to 'Atlas' by Battles and tell me that is not what they're really singing.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on December 06, 2010, 11:48:08 am
Now that you can see all you have done; It's time to take that step into the Kingdom.
All your sins shall help to make you strong; And help you break right out of that prison wall...

*iPad solo*

Can't stop this pain from burning...FOREVERMORE! INTO THE NIGHT! LISTERINE!


The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Venser on December 06, 2010, 06:45:38 pm
It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie, and the moment to live and the moment to die, the moment to fight, the moment to fight, TO FIGHT, TO FIGHT, TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on December 06, 2010, 07:27:54 pm
Ne-ver-in my life have I seen someone Oblivious to the damage he has done; you're the rotting root in the family tree.

...Yeah...

Wait, I've already sung this in this thread. Shit.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on December 06, 2010, 08:04:03 pm
I approve of your binging of Dream Theater, Liquid.




You can't match this, you wanna go toe to toe?! I'll sell enough to buy my own homecoming float! And I'll roll in the parade with my drumline beat, while the whole town throws down dollar bills at my feet.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on December 06, 2010, 08:17:45 pm
Pushing band candy, I am the man, G, All my classmates have dollar bills to hand me
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on December 06, 2010, 09:10:42 pm
Whenever I see all the good things that you do my jealousy will take over my
thoughts and actions, over rule my passions.
Now I will incarcerate before you are something great
And I condemn you, a lifetime in my prison, where no one will ever talk to you
Now you know how I feel: second to your everything
Hang your head in shame for your un-fixable crimes
But like any hero I shall overcome and then end all the chaos that you have made.
But my biggest problem here is that I am the evil one in all of the public eye
Now I change misconceptions
What did I tell you?
Have you now learned your lesson?
Did you learn that in books good will win?
It's not just entertaining, it's triumph seems uplifting
These are the concepts living beneath
and so my brother, it seems we're not so different, jealousy is just overwhelming.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on December 07, 2010, 07:33:00 am
MY SHINY TEETH THAT TWINKLE, JUST LIKE THE STARS IN SPACE, MY SHINY TEETH THAT SPARKLE, ADDING BEAUTY TO MY FACE! MY SHINY TEETH THAT GLISTEN, JUST LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU KNOW THEY WALK A MILE, JUST TO SEE ME SMILE, WOO! MY SHINY TEETH AND ME! SHINY TEETH SHINY TEETH YES!

Yeah, I just watched that episode of Fairly OddParents and now that song is stuck in my head. DON'T JUDGE ME!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on December 07, 2010, 09:15:33 am
DON'T JUDGE ME!

Never would, bro. <3 Fairly OddParents.

Who would do this to our people?
And claim that His will be done?
Scripture seems to have mislead them.
All praise their sacrificed sons; All praise their sacrificed sons
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on December 07, 2010, 10:46:28 am
DON'T JUDGE ME!

Never would, bro. <3 Fairly OddParents.

Who would do this to our people?
And claim that His will be done?
Scripture seems to have mislead them.
All praise their sacrificed sons; All praise their sacrificed sons

I'm alive again, darkness far behind me
I'm invincible despair will never find me
I feel strong I've got a new sense of elation
Boundless energy euphoria fixation


Listen to Six Degrees yet Liquid?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: core on December 07, 2010, 11:58:11 am
Faith is burning, the road to your sanity
The choice is relentless, the outcome venomous
We are the bastard sons , unwanted from god
Abandoned under the bleeding sun
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on April 05, 2011, 09:59:02 pm
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

A little glass vial?

A little glass vial!

And the little glass vial goes into the gun like battery.
And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy
And when the gun goes off, it sparks and you're ready for surgery.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: SpikesApplesDeath on April 06, 2011, 07:00:03 am
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 07:15:35 am
To catch them is my real test
to train them is my caaaaaaaaaaause!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on April 06, 2011, 09:15:24 am
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 10:34:15 am
Each pokemon, to understand, the power thats insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Yule on April 06, 2011, 12:09:09 pm
MIGHT AS WELL BE WALKING ON THE SUN
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Captain Random on April 06, 2011, 12:09:43 pm
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on April 06, 2011, 03:48:29 pm
when it's cold
outside
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: pserafi on April 06, 2011, 04:31:37 pm
I see his hands.
Covered in my children’s blood.
And his eyes do not waver.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on April 06, 2011, 04:59:19 pm
when it's cold
outside
I see his hands.
Covered in my children’s blood.
And his eyes do not waver.

Always I wanna be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony harmony ohh
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 05:00:38 pm
OLD GODZILLA WAS FUCKING AROUND
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Alpha on April 06, 2011, 05:26:05 pm
IN TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 05:26:49 pm
WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN JIZZED FROM THE SHADE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: pserafi on April 06, 2011, 06:05:07 pm
AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT CUM SPRAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 06:10:28 pm
GODZILLA GOT HORNY AND BEGAN TO FUCK BACK
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 06:32:56 pm
life is the bitch
and death is her sister
sleep is the cousin
what a fucking family picture
you all know father time
and we all know mother nature
it's all in the family
but I am of no relation
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 06:36:24 pm
BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE FUCKED BY SHAQ
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 06:36:39 pm
BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE FUCKED BY SHAQ
lost w=l
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 06, 2011, 06:39:19 pm
WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ LUBE
WHEN AARON CARTER CAME OUTTA THE BLUE
AND HE STARTED SUCKING OFF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE BATMOBILE
BUT BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT BACK TO AARONS LOVE SHACK
ABRAHAM LINCOLN TEABAGGED HIS SACK
AND HE PULLED A NINE INCH VIBRATOR OUT OF HIS HAT
AND HE BLEW BATMAN...
BUT HE RAN OUT OF RUBBERS AND HE RAN AWAY
BECAUSE OPTIMUS PRIME CAME ON BATMANS FACE

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGY
OF HOMOSEXUALITY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Alpha on April 06, 2011, 08:03:19 pm
life is the bitch
and death is her sister
sleep is the cousin
what a fucking family picture
you all know father time
and we all know mother nature
it's all in the family
but I am of no relation

6 foot, 7 foot...good shit.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 08:10:35 pm
wait wait wait
someone else here listen to lil wayne.... and likes him?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Alpha on April 06, 2011, 09:04:26 pm
His serious shit yeah. Not his goofy, I'm only doing this for popularity's sake shit.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 09:07:15 pm
I like both his serious and his goofy, although his goofy can get a bit old sometimes
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Alpha on April 06, 2011, 09:51:29 pm
Indeed. When I say serious, I don't mean 100%. But songs like "Lollipop" get on my nerves for their stupid, repetitive, carbon copy nature.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 10:01:03 pm
that's songs not that great
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Yule on April 06, 2011, 10:02:31 pm
6 foot, 7 foot is on my phone, blarg.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 10:03:53 pm
on your phone? Was it automatic or did you add it?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Yule on April 06, 2011, 10:19:46 pm
Added. Still not a great song.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 10:21:54 pm
Have you ever heard Rakim? You might like him
he's oldschool but he has really good lyrics
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: tijit on April 06, 2011, 10:56:50 pm
MY DICK BENCH PRESSED THREE FIFTY
YOUR DICK COULDN'T SHOP LIFT AT THRIFTY
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf2SuDl6NWA)
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 06, 2011, 11:06:09 pm
lost and I dont know why
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Rick Astley on April 10, 2011, 11:51:41 am
NEVER GONNA
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Fred-eye-inc on April 10, 2011, 12:02:05 pm
GRASS.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on April 10, 2011, 12:02:22 pm
NEVER GONNA
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTc63bG-tGyFHnYu-0-MkkC-rQMXMNLk6aEym0d6Svk7VpPuFkZAw&t=1)

STOP ME, NEVER GONNA STOP! NEVER GONNA STOP ME, NEVER GONNA STOP! SCREAM IF YOU WANT IT, CUZ I GOT MOAR, SCREAM IF YOU WANT IT, CUZ I GOT MOAR!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: zapuppy on April 21, 2011, 10:55:49 pm
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: ybbald on April 21, 2011, 10:58:35 pm
NEVER GONNA
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Shr1nkyd1nk on May 08, 2011, 01:34:29 am
NEVER GONNA

(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5052/gun2dahead.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/190/gun2dahead.jpg/)

Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Neo on July 14, 2011, 02:54:32 am
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far awaaaayyyyy
If you were a hooker you'd know
I'd be happy to paaaayyyyy



(Pages 6-7 was epic win)
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 14, 2011, 05:23:21 am
NEVER GONNA

...keep on moving with the lights on...
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on July 14, 2011, 07:12:34 am
OLD GODZILLA WAS FUCKING AROUND
TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN JIZZED FROM THE SHADE
AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT CUM SPRAY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 14, 2011, 07:53:56 am
GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK
BUT DIDN"T EXPECT TO GET BLOCKED BY SHAQ
WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU
WHEN TWILIGHT SPARKLE CAME OUT OF THE BLUE
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on July 14, 2011, 07:56:32 am
AND SHE STARTED SUCKING OFF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE BATMOBILE
BUT BEFORE THEY COULD MAKE IT BACK TO TWILIGHT'S LOVE SHACK
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, VAMPIRE HUNTER TEABAGGED HIS SACK
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Arkhanno on July 14, 2011, 08:07:30 am
I fucking hate you guys. Why must you defile a good song?
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 14, 2011, 08:08:02 am
I fucking hate you guys. Why must you defile a good song?

lol

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGY OF ULTIMATE HOMOSEXUALITY!
GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS WITH DILDO AS FAR AS THEY EYE CAN SEE!
THERE"S QUITE A LOT OF FELLATO AND MUCH SODOMY!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGY OF ULTIMATE HOMOSEXUALITY!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: matlab on July 14, 2011, 08:09:51 am
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, VAMPIRE HUNTER TEABAGGED HIS SACK
oh god what
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on July 14, 2011, 08:59:46 am
I fucking hate you guys. Why must you defile a good song?

It's been defiled for years. Keep up.
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 14, 2011, 09:01:16 am
Let's continue the song!

GODZILLA TOOK A SHIT ON OPTIMUS PRIME!
LIKE SCRUFF MCGRUFF SHIT ALL OVER CRIME!
AND THEN SHAQ CAME BACK COVERED IN GODZILLA SCAT!
THEN RAINBOW DASH JACKED OFF AND NUTTED ON HIS BACK!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on July 14, 2011, 09:30:37 am
AND BATMAN WAS FLACCID AND TRIED TO GET HORNY
SO HE THOUGHT OF AN ARMIDILLO NAMED COREY
WHEN SOMETHING SUDDENLY CAUGHT HIS EYE AND HE LICKED
YBBALDS PROBABLY NOT REALLY 7 INCH DICK
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: liquidCorgster on July 14, 2011, 10:04:30 am
I fucking hate you guys. Why must you defile a good song?

Why must you defile a good song?

good song

heh
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 14, 2011, 08:32:15 pm
I fucking hate you guys. Why must you defile a good song?

Because we can... anyway...

THEN HE TOOK GODZILLLA FROM BEHIND
REACHED AROUND FOR HIS COCK WHICH HE JUST COULDN'T FIND
THEN BATMAN SQUIRTED AND HE SHOT AND HE MISSED
AND PENETRATED RARITY WITH HIS FIST!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on July 15, 2011, 06:39:37 am
THEN SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GAVE A PEACE SIGN
WHILE ABRAHAM LINCOLN, VAMPIRE HUNTER TRIED TO 69
DRACONICDESCENDANT AND THEY BOTH GOT SOME
AND THEY ALL GOT SHOWERED IN CARE BEAR CUM!
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on July 15, 2011, 07:11:04 am
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGY... OF HOMOSEXUALITY
GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS WITH DILDO AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
NOT GAYER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER, I THINK YOU WOULD AGREE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN... OF HOMOSEXUALITY
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: GuyWithPasta on August 27, 2011, 12:39:00 am
Because we can... anyway...

THEN HE TOOK GODZILLLA FROM BEHIND
REACHED AROUND FOR HIS COCK WHICH HE JUST COULDN'T FIND
THEN BATMAN SQUIRTED AND HE SHOT AND HE MISSED
AND PENETRATED RARITY WITH HIS FIST!
THEN BATMAN SQUIRTED AND HE SHOT AND HE MISSED
AND PENETRATED RARITY WITH HIS FIST!
AND PENETRATED RARITY WITH HIS FIST!
(http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/210/e/7/rarity_why_by_mantis484848-d423td4.jpg)
Also, totally worth the bump
Title: Re: THE OFFICIAL RELEVANT LYRICS TOPIC
Post by: Tim on August 29, 2011, 07:10:02 am
CUE PORNO MUSIC, A FUNKY JIVE CHORUS
AS DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS, CAME NAKED CHUCK NORRIS
WHO DISCOVERED A DICK, AS HARD AS BONES
ATTACHED TO THE CROTCH, OF INDIANA JONES

I'm bumping this again...