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General Category => Crap! => Topic started by: GuyWithPasta on January 13, 2010, 11:36:38 am

Title: Christians are awesome!
Post by: GuyWithPasta on January 13, 2010, 11:36:38 am
...because we worship a zombie.
Atheists don't believe Christianity
Thus, Atheists don't believe in zombies.

Discuss
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Evan20000 on January 13, 2010, 12:36:04 pm
Mind=Blown

Most zombie movies are directed by Christians then?
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: matlab on January 13, 2010, 12:39:21 pm
Left 4 Dead is a bible game?
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Pena on January 13, 2010, 01:31:18 pm
Remember the church.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Dagnarok on January 13, 2010, 01:38:25 pm
O_O
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Evan20000 on January 13, 2010, 02:19:43 pm
Quote from: matonen on January 13, 2010, 12:39:21 pm
Left 4 Dead is a bible game?
Yes. The tanks are fat jesus.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 13, 2010, 02:36:08 pm
Quote from: Evan20000 on January 13, 2010, 02:19:43 pm
Quote from: matonen on January 13, 2010, 12:39:21 pm
Left 4 Dead is a bible game?
Yes. The tanks are fat jesus.
Watch the AVGN review them as bible games.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: YuPony on January 13, 2010, 02:36:54 pm
WELL... I'm a Pastafarian.. We believe in Zombies!
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: liquidCorgster on January 13, 2010, 02:38:37 pm
I'm an Agnostic. I don't REFUTE the existence of zombies, but I don't think it's possible to know whether or not they exist.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Silver on January 13, 2010, 04:19:21 pm
Quote from: matonen on January 13, 2010, 12:39:21 pm
Left 4 Dead is a bible game?
Infected =/= Zombie.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: Mort, the Lonely on January 13, 2010, 04:24:03 pm
I just converted to Newsism. Our god is Huey Lewis. Bow at the altar, and praise our almighty squareness with hymns like 'Workin' for a livin' and 'Hip to be square'.
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: dsk on January 13, 2010, 05:54:55 pm
Quote from: Yupingas on January 13, 2010, 02:36:54 pm
WELL... I'm a Pastafarian.. We believe in Zombies!
What about Somtae Klugrn, infidel?
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: ybbald on January 13, 2010, 06:00:25 pm
I believe in awesome sex
Title: Re: Christians are awesome!
Post by: zapuppy on January 13, 2010, 08:42:10 pm
Fuck This Shit, For I have been touched by his squiggly appendage.
Yay for zombies!