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Title: Best diversion ever
Post by: ybbald on April 04, 2010, 10:12:07 pm

So you need to get by some guards, ok? Slip away a little bit and find a microwave. Put some popcorn in it and start it. It'll take about 30 seconds to start popping which lets you get away and then when the guards investigate the popping sounds, they stop and have a buttery snack while you raid the top security vault.

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Title: Re: Best diversion ever
Post by: yoshi on April 04, 2010, 10:20:41 pm

Anywhere where there would be a high security vault, a microwave isn't near.
Unless they make portable ones, I'm not sure.

Title: Re: Best diversion ever
Post by: Ellipsis on April 05, 2010, 08:27:10 am

1. Steal microwave
2. Make popcorn
3. Eat it yourself
4. ????
5. PROFIT!