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IWBTG => General! => Topic started by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 12:50:15 am

Title: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 12:50:15 am
Kayin.....you unbelievable son of a bitch.

Put an error box in the game, fine. Include a pixel perfect spot where you have to stand in a spikeroom, sure.
BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO PUT A WAY TO DIE IN THE CREDITS AFTER YOU'VE BEATEN THE GAME! ITS JUST WRONG MAN.
I was away from the keyboard, dancing around and shouting out to the entire world that I finally beat The Guy, at 12:34 am, when I saw it.
An apple in the corner of my eye.
I KNEW The Kid was gonna dodge. Or be invincible now that he had The Guy's.....gun...thing. (He became invincible to spikes)
I ran to the keyboard just in case but it was too late. The apple had struck. The gameover screen appeared, and I thought it was just a clever way to end the game, that my stats would still be saved. (And boss mode unlocked)
BUT NO SUCH THING HAPPENED.

I demand an apology.

How do you sleep at night...........

(Yes, I realize by now the rest of the forums have already beaten the game. I took afew weeks break and came back in horrible shape. Then after like 2 days of tries I got back in the habit.)

/rant
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Dagnarok on March 13, 2008, 12:56:26 am
You need to hold the keys E,N,D before fighting the Guy, seeing as you didn't get the credit for beating him (I'm assuming that's the case).  But I recall that only working on the newer versions....  :-\  *notes the mentioning of "Boss Mode"*  Which I believe means you can do that. :D

Anyway, congrats on beating the game.  I don't have the Guy's portrait on my file either cause I got stuck using Slo-Mo.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 01:15:04 am
E.N.D.................

Are you kidding............

How did anyone POSSIBLY figure THAT out!?!! I'd understand if there were any clues!

Wait...so you mean that end WAS the real end? I have version uhhh....3.0.329.0.

Should I update? (I only know about boss mode from glimpsing forum titles from afew weeks ago when everyone else beat the game XD
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Dagnarok on March 13, 2008, 01:24:02 am
For certainty, I say download the latest version. :p

I believe Kayin told us to hold down the E,N,D keys so we could get the credit.  How else would we know of it, right? :P

And yes, that was the real ending.  You can verify that on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoYkQ1MOpdg)
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 01:37:53 am
Alright I'm downloading the latest version to try and beat him again. I can't believe I just said "beat him again".
*sigh* Anyway, what's the deal with the "ending file", it doesn't seem to do anything. And where do I put it?
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 02:08:48 am
Oh ok nevermind, I see E.N.D summons the end.....I thought it's what saves you from the apple at the end XD
But still, where's boss rush mode? I see the backspace thing, but all the bosses are sorta......gone.

EDIT:................Oh.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Cheez on March 13, 2008, 05:03:08 am
I was under the impression that the kid wasn't invincible, he just missed the spikes.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: dsk on March 13, 2008, 05:39:58 am
Include a pixel perfect spot where you have to stand in a spikeroom, sure.
He huh, didn't.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Dagnarok on March 13, 2008, 11:15:33 am
But still, where's boss rush mode?

It's at the title screen. :P  Or did you already find that?
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Neo on March 13, 2008, 03:30:05 pm
Yeah, I found it, sorry.
And dsk, have you forgotten this innocent little room? (http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5809/spikeglitchev2.th.jpg) (http://img393.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spikeglitchev2.jpg)

That's pixel perfect in my book... :P
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: dsk on March 13, 2008, 04:41:51 pm
I know. The pixel perfect solution was not intended by Kayin.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Tenebrais on March 13, 2008, 05:50:39 pm
In case you were wondering,
: show
you were supposed to jump into that dip there. The lowering spikes are triggered by the block before it, not the pit itself.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Midgetto52 on March 14, 2008, 10:01:47 pm
Yeah, but that spot is actually easier to get to than the intended
: show
jump-in-mid-air-and-time-your-fall-to-the-right-perfectly maneuver
that Kayin had designed, IMO.

And for the record...
: show
You can just push "B" on the title screen, before you do anything, to get to Boss Rush immediately.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Wizrob Tran on March 30, 2008, 05:37:40 pm
lol
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: BJ Blazkowicz on March 30, 2008, 06:04:57 pm
That's Kayin!  ::)
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: Genova on March 31, 2008, 12:12:47 pm
HAha, I had the same bad experience, I was rubbing my face and my hands while watching the credits, then saw the apple falling and thinking "he will gonna crush this stupid apple with this awesome gun" then died ^^

 :fruit:
 :kid:

It tooks my the same amount of times to beat him again.
Title: Re: Your evil knows no bounds.
Post by: dsk on March 31, 2008, 12:27:01 pm
What is up with the evil bumps?