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General! / Re: Running Count of People that Have Become The Guy
« on: December 28, 2007, 12:34:25 am »
Kayin, methinks you should code something into the ending in Impossible mode to display the feat.

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General! / Re: The last we'll see of The Kid/The Guy?
« on: December 20, 2007, 05:53:58 pm »
Yep, pretty hot.  Does this mean we might see "I Wanna Be The Girl"?

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General! / Re: The last we'll see of The Kid/The Guy?
« on: December 19, 2007, 08:14:24 pm »
Okay, don't kill me, but . . . How about . . . For another game . . .

I Wanna Be The Girl

You could be the current character's daughter getting revenge for a new The Guy killing her father.

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General! / Re: Hate to say it, but I just can't beat it... (Spoiler)
« on: December 18, 2007, 10:46:25 pm »
SNES, early 90s, hardest game ever.  I mean, it starts off easy enough in the first world, but if you can make it to the last world number I believe 988, you will frequently die in the first few seconds.  Not pleasant.  Even if you survive at first, the computer expands so fast you get overwhelmed.  I have beaten probably thousands of games of every genre, and I can not last more than about a minute tops in the last world, and that is only with luck.

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General! / Re: Hate to say it, but I just can't beat it... (Spoiler)
« on: December 16, 2007, 08:55:05 pm »
BREAKING NEWS

POPULOUS RECLAIMS SPOT AS HARDEST GAME EVER BECAUSE ANUBIS BEATS I WANNA BE THE GUY

 :P

 :fruit:

 :kid:     "Uh oh . . ."

 :spikes:

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General! / Re: Running Count of People that Have Become The Guy
« on: December 16, 2007, 08:52:43 pm »
I tried a few hundred more times and finally got him!

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General! / Re: Killing Kayin
« on: December 12, 2007, 12:58:06 am »
Poetic death?  Hmmm . . . Drop a monitor on his head from four stories up.

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General! / Re: Hate to say it, but I just can't beat it... (Spoiler)
« on: December 11, 2007, 05:41:48 pm »
Yep, that is exactly the part that gets me most.  Form 1 drops in like 7 seconds because I point-blank uzi him, form 2 is tough but goes in about 40 seconds, and form 3 is just tedious once you know the pattern and yet still takes about a minute to complete.

I do have some trouble dodging the stuff from the ceiling going into form 4 (first "big" phase), but after that, it is easy to get to and even past the laser rotation.  Form 5 (second "big" phase) is a killer, I seem unable to dodge/shoot the white shots while also dodging the fireballs, and even if I do, the teeth get me.  I have not even managed to make it to form 6 (third "big" phase).

So after dying I think 500 times over the course of six hours (perspective: I get to the last stage in 90 minutes with only a few dozen deaths), I just gave up.  I just do not have the patience to spend more time on one boss than the entirety of the rest of the game combined.

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General! / Hate to say it, but I just can't beat it... (Spoiler)
« on: December 11, 2007, 08:01:11 am »
Two decades of gaming and dropping almost every game in my path.  RPGs, SHMUPs, Action, Adventure, Strategy, they all usually fall before me.  Previously, there was only one game I have not been capable of beating, that being Populous, the hardest game ever made.  Well, it used to be at least, because now there is a new game with that title, this one.  I Wanna Be The Guy is the hardest game ever designed, more difficult than even the most insane Bullet Hell SHMUPs, and I simply can't beat it.

I get to The Guy's fifth form (second "big" phase), and I get creamed every single time, I just can't dodge all the crap he throws at you.  So congratulations, you have made the second game I simply can't beat, and I name I Wanna Be The Guy the new World Heavyweight Champion of Impossible Games.

Disclaimer: This does not count "special challenges" like "beat a game with no continues" or "NSG FFX" and other such stuff, though this game would still win because Impossible Mode really is impossible.

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Suggestions and Bug Reports! / Double jump glitch... (SPOILERS)
« on: December 11, 2007, 05:15:51 am »
In the Mike Haggar (no clue who that is though) room, double jumps don't wanna register off the first two falling blocks right at the save point.

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Dead link . . .

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I have the same bug.  The save seems to lead to a "have to start over from the beginning of the game" kind of Game Over since there is no way out.  I hope this is addressed, because there is no way I am playing through the entire game again because of something like this.  I was really wanting to see the endgame, too . . .

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