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Crap! / before 2018 end
« on: December 31, 2018, 04:43:16 pm »
anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?

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Crap! / IWBTG Will Be Cancelled
« on: August 03, 2018, 06:24:38 am »
IWBTG will be cancelled in August 21 2007 :(

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Crap! / Cool IWBTG facts
« on: September 10, 2017, 05:54:26 pm »
"It gets better!" Objectively untrue. Your life will get worse and worse each waking day in this endless cycle of monotony, frustration and anger, until you're left in a nursing home with an IQ in double digits, wishing you had died after high school or college, which is probably where you peaked at life.
Suicide is one of our human birtrights. At the end we are all disposable, forgettable and insignificant beings so to allow each man to decide his own death is the most humane and compassionate thing a cold, unforgiving society can do. When life gives you unfair conditions, you shouldn't be forced to suffer with these conditions instead of putting and end to it all.
You were never asked whether you wanted to live with these conditions or not.

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Crap! / Videojuego
« on: November 24, 2016, 04:49:05 pm »
Comment down below!

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General Discussion! / Please read this.
« on: October 22, 2016, 05:33:09 am »
I spend at least 4 hours a day refreshig this forum to see some new posts but all I see is that gray kid.
I have no life, I've lost all contact with my family and I don't have any friends.
I live in a very rural area so I don't have much to do outside. I don't use any social media and I can't watch movies/series because my internet is slow.
I haven't showered in 3 weeks because I don't have enough motivation.
My laptop is garbage and I can't play video games so when I get home at 6:00 P.M I do nothing but refresh this page for 5 hours straight before I go to sleep.
On weekends I just refresh it 11 hours a day instead of 4 because I have more fre time on weekends. I also sleep 2 hours less than average human so that I could refresh this page more.
So if any activity is present it would be nice for my life since %80 of it revolves around this bleak, bland and uneventful forum. Kind of reminds me of my life.
That's all.

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General Discussion! / 10 Second Ninja X
« on: August 17, 2016, 09:27:23 am »
Hello this is caveman speaking.
There is a 'sequel' to the legendary 10 Second Ninja game and it's just better. More levels, more complex puzzles and pirates as antagonists. Disregarding the cringy dialogue elements it's much better than the first one in my opinion.
Play it.

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General! / EVERY SINGLE I WANNA BE THE GUY BOSS RANKED WORST TO BEST
« on: August 05, 2016, 07:15:11 pm »
These are not opinions these are calculated facts.

8. Bowser Wart Wily.
No consideration. The absolute worst shittest boss in the game. I don't think anybody has a good opinion on this boss, I don't think anybody can have a good opinion on this boss. It's just badly designed. A pain in the ass. It's basically wasting 3 minutes of your life just to get a chance to jump over a bowling ball. If you do it then you win but if you die then you have to endure all that pointless shite again. What were they thinking? The phases aren't even funny and each of them has their own problem.
Bowser: I don't get it. How do you even lose? You just stand in a corner and it can't do a fucking thing.
Wart: It's just a mistake. Mindless finger raping button mash phase.
Willy: Not even a good climax. Has 2 attacks and fire comes out of the floor for no reason. It's either you do it or you die. Zero strategy.

7. Mike Tyson
Fuck me man.. You know you got a problem with your 'hard game' when one boss is easier than a normal enemy. The game would be legitimately better if it wasn't there. Just a waste of line of codes. It's just a borefest where you don't know the fuck you're doing first time and you never die to it afterwards. It's so easy that it doesn't deserve to be a boss. Zero lethality once you know how to fight it. Shouldn't exist.

6. Kraidgief
It's hard to talk about bosses when they're this shit but gotta fill the blanks... So, what is even there to say about this? It's just a nothing. When I fall down through the tunnel to the bossfight there's nothing there. It's so fucking boring that the creator himself made a way to skip it. And it's not even a secret or anything you just press K in your keyboard and that's it. Zero lethality. You don't even think, you press K, and it dies. Waste of space and again, the game would be better if it wasn't there.

5. Dracula
It isn't even interesting. It proceeds the worst area in the game and it's an RNG reliant bullshit fight where you can kill it in like 2 deaths or it could take fucking forever. Badly designed generic vampire boss. One redeeming factor is that the opening cutsene is pretty funny but after that, it's just nothing. It's not shit but it has NOTHING going for it.

4. Mecha Dragon
Meh bossfight I suppose you could say that. It proceeds a real cool area and the bossfight features some unique platforming elements, but.. It's not challanging enough. You hit him a couple of times, dodge the bugs and rinse repeat. It had to have a bullshit part in the end where you die if your jump isn't pixel perfect, and that's just a lame cheap-ass way to make the boss harder. If that part wasn't there this legitimately would be a better fight.

3. Mother Brain
Now we get to good category from now on. Mother brain is a very well designed and fun bossfight. It's a bit button mashing but at the same time it's design is very cool and it teaches to be aware of your surroundings. It's not an easy fight but it feels rewarding when you beat it because it's just well designed. It's hard, has cool design and it doesn't feel that cheap.

2. Mecha Birdo
It's just such a fun fight. It is only slightly challenging I guess, but the bossfight itself is really well done. You constantly have to keep track of what's going on and do a bit of platforming instead of blindly shooting the boss. It has 3 different phases and all of them is unique and requires a different playstyle. Also has an awesome arena and music. Overall it's a fun and unique bossfight and really feels like something after fighting the shit that is Mike Tyson.

1. The Guy
Such a climactic end game bossfight. Ends the game perfectly. It's not even slightly dissapointing. Being probably the hardest fight in the game it doesn't feel bullshit. You have to learn how to dodge his attacks in the first phase and slowly master this phase if you want to be ready for the second phase. And the transition to the second phase is great as well. It goes through the window and happy music plays for a while.. Then comes the second phase. You're filled with adrenaline at this point and you don't know what are you supposed to do. Second phase is so much different than the first as in you probably aren't aware of what are you doing but it's designed in such a good way that you can beat it even if you don't know what are you doing because of all the constant running around and aggresive shooting you have to do. It's amazing, has cool arena and music and it's just very very good.

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Crap! / ncredible
« on: May 16, 2016, 02:09:38 pm »
─▒NCREDBLE

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General Discussion! / Mobile Game Recommendation Thread
« on: April 03, 2016, 08:38:54 am »
I know that the 'mobile games' genre is generally shunned amongst many gamers out there, but they can be handy if you have literally nothing to keep you entertained except the cellphone you have on your pocket. I'll be running into a similiar situation soon so I thought it would be appropriate to make a thread about it. I know I could just google whatever I was looking for and I tried that, but I haven't seen any game that looked interesting to me yet. Any recommendation would be helpful, thanks.

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Crap! / The Truth
« on: February 01, 2016, 10:17:00 pm »
I'm not actually from Turkey, you see. I live in a far less secluded country,
Kazakhstan.

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General! / Help
« on: January 08, 2016, 11:21:56 am »
Hello guys I found this game 2 days ago and I've been playing it non stop since then. There is a problem though; I can't pass the spike corridor.. I tried at least 300 times but I always die when I get to the end. Any tips on how I could beat it?  :fruit: :spikes: :fruit: :fruit: :spikes: :kid:

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Other Games! / Geometry Dash
« on: November 20, 2015, 11:07:53 am »
I know I'm probably late at this but I've been playing lots of Geometry Dash on my phone recently. It's a very hard reflex-memorization game that you people might find appealing. It's basically a clone of The Impossible Game, but it's improved to the point where it doesn't even seem like a clone. There are tons of new gimmicks, levels, customizable characters, and you can play/submit online levels as well.
I'm a pretty bad player, though. I've been stuck on Level 11 (Clutterfunk) for 2 weeks now. %100ed everything before that though.

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Crap! / Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens will be total garbage.
« on: November 07, 2015, 04:52:40 pm »
Mark my words, IWBTF.

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Crap! / My laptop is being retarded.
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:15:23 am »
For some reason, keyboard is glitched and it randomly presses random buttons non-stop, making the laptop completely useless. I searched for solution in the internet but I couldn't find anything. It's also worth mentioning that it was working perfectly fine until yesterday, and I didn't do anything.

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Crap! /
« on: September 12, 2015, 03:18:46 pm »

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