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Crap! / .​.​. (Rule 3)
« on: January 07, 2014, 12:38:31 am »
So recently, I've messed with that script of yours in super minor ways- adding mobile youtube (m.youtube) to the check for embedding, changing the config stuff to give me a different greeting (I mean, that's what it's there for, yeah?), and adding fuchsia to banned colors (we don't mind people calling colors for their special snowflake needs, but it was kind of an eyesore due to the lack of contrast)- which leads me to my question: is there something I can do to check the page element for someone else's colored post to find out the rgb value of that text color? (Not that it was needed for this particular case since I was just able to add 'fuchsia' to the script as is, but just for curiosity)

: Random fact • show
The thread title contains Zero-width spaces between the '.'s Just in the spirit of calling out Ellipsis.

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General Discussion! / Personal Project Motivation
« on: December 11, 2012, 03:25:08 am »
Do you guys do anything to get yourselves worked up to work on something? Winter break is coming up, and I'm going to have a lot of time on my hands to work on a number of projects (IWBTP included). In the past, this has usually ended in a single day of productivity (usually with nothing terribly new) and then not going back to it until the next vacation.

As of late, I've had some...interesting inspiration, and have been furiously taking notes for a new project of sorts. I'd like to keep that going, any tips?

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Crap! / Rule 3 IGN
« on: November 20, 2012, 12:12:31 am »
Quote
Mfw everyone takes this thread seriously and not even kudo gets the joke
Quote from: Me
You could probably have it alongside a nice TV dinner.

That is all.

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Welcome to the mafia you've all been so patiently waiting for- something around the 42nd game or so, The meaning of Mafia, perhaps? In my studies, I've found we've had approximately 40 something mafias, (including Furry's Lair games) so we'll go from there.

RULES/GENERAL. I assume most of you are familiar with the basics, but I'll try to make this clear to avoid silly questions.

1.) No PMing other players. In any case, I must be included all of this specific game's related PMs. (I am also PM-able for questions, of course) In addition, NO POSTING PMs- either as pictures or copy-pasting them.
2.) I can't enforce it, but if you aren't in the game, please don't clutter it up. No alt-accounts either.
3.) I'm probably going to be lenient about night actions, but if they aren't in within 24 hours of night's start, I reserve the right to choose your action for you, disable it, or EVEN EDIT YOUR ROLE ENTIRELY.
4.) Mod/Admin players, I'm going to go on the honor system for you guys to not use your powers/abilities to gain an unfair advantage. Although this honestly goes without saying.
5.) Lynching happens at the end of each day based on the majority. At least half the players are required to vote one person for a lynch to be successful, if I find the vote to reach the majority of all players + 3, I will lynch and auto-end the day.
6.) Days/Nights will be approximately 18-24 hours each. Extensions can be made upon request- and may also happen often at random, sorry.
7.) Double posting is allowed and recommended. Editing posts is also allowed, but not recommended- not that I'll do anything about it. The rest of the players will probably do a fine enough job wrecking your shit over it. Editing acquires the same treatment as deleting posts: allowed, but I won't save you from the buttfuck.
8.) Try to keep public game discussion, truly public- in this thread; not in the dead chat, not on IWBTFacebook, not even IWBTSkype. This also means try not to deal with extensive outside influence- doesn't seem like anyone here knows anyone else IRL so this shouldn't be an issue.
9.) The player list will be updated upon deaths.
10.) Exceptions to the rules are possible and will be stated as such.

: Players • show

solidRidicule (Liquid)
Daniel-san, Explorer/Fluff/Mark
Lt Sibare (Sibare)
MkidTrigun
Sibare
Lt Ragnarok (Rag)
Neo
Arkhansolo (Derf)
Nono
Venser
Valkama
matonen

IWBTM 4X.0
IWBTM 4X.5
IWBTM 4(X-1).5

Yes, this means Sibare is in the game twice. (Not anymore).

: Roles • show

Role Owner: Venser
Game: 1
Host: Dr. Furry (Ybbald)
Description: You are...the start of it all. The action packed game consisting only of old-fags. Nostalgia hits you...back when mafia truly destroyed information, the amazing act between DD to outplay Kitty's experience, Stu's logic finally sinking into Woeful to end the game as...
TOWN.

You are town-sided. The modern day rules make you scoff. You may freely PM anyone in the game. (However, it is required that I am included in these PMs. Also, at the end of the game, I will REVEAL these PMs, so try not to get too personal)
Additionally, you may make an alt to post in the game. AS ADMINS AND MODS ARE PRESENT, DO NOT FUCK THIS UP. PLEASE RUN YOUR ALT THROUGH A PROXY/ANYTHING TO MAKE IT NOT MATCH YOUR IP. But hey, your fault if you mess up, really. You may freely use this alt to PM anyone in the game as well (again, include me, please).

You cannot group PM players (enabling a form of direct communication with two players through your power).

Additionally, you sense a strange force which prevents you from PMing (CENSORED).
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___

Role Owner: Valkama
Game: 3.5
Host: Ybbald
Description: You are...going international! Also you're the fourth and final 3.X game out of the IWBTM series. Introducing...TABOO WORDS. Started quickly, but got boring fast. Balancing was fucked from shit luck, some rules were iffy...but it worked enough to end the game as...
TOWN. EVERYONE ELSE (any Neutral) LOSES.

You are town-sided. Once per night, you may visit a player and place a taboo word on them. You do not get to pick the word, but assuredly, it will be slightly common...however, be warned that you have a taboo word to start out with. If anyone says anyone's taboo word, the person with the taboo word dies. People can hold more than one taboo word
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___

Role Owner: Daniel-san, Explorer/Fluff/Mark
Game: 6
Host: Kitty
Description: You are...the first game on IWBTF hosted by Kitty, probably not the first mafia game he's hosted though. Theme? WEREWOLVES. Also a ridiculously long game...Venser's growing alliance of trust with JCM, tijit, and himself; Evan starting off, Ybbald not STFU after dying. DD made a large impressive stand for himself (terrible, but did its job in delaying everything). Alas, the mafia fell but the town didn't know what hit them by the end game rush with...
WOLVES.

You are mafia-sided. You may visit one player each night and one of three things will occur based on a die:
1, 3, 4: They will be disabled and unable to do anything the next night.
2, 5: Blinded and unable to vote the next day
6: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN~
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___

Role Owner: Lt. Ragnarok/Lt. Sibare
Game: 7.5B
Host: SilentLoner
Description:Something around the 12-13th mafia game. Also one of a pair. You, and an alternative are like two sides of the same...fuck it, but coins are involved anyway. Sadly running two games turned out to be a flop. Ended as...
INCOMPLETE.

You are neutral-sided. However, you know there are coins out there. Each night you can raid one player. Additionally, as one of a pair, you would like to cooperate with your alternate reality. You automatically share whatever coins you and your alternate have (gaining whatever their effects are).
___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ___

Role Owner: ???
Game: 7.5A
Host: SilentLoner
Description:Something around the 12-13th mafia game. Also one of a pair. You, and an alternative are like two sides of the same...fuck it, but coins are involved anyway. Sadly running two games turned out to be a flop. Ended as...
INCOMPLETE.

You are neutral-sided. However, you know there are coins out there. Each night you can raid one player. Additionally, as one of a pair, you would like to cooperate with your alternate reality. You automatically share whatever coins you and your alternate have (gaining whatever their effects are).


Story:
: Prologue • show

It was a day of the unusual on I Wanna Be The Forums: Announcements! were important, General! was specifically about IWBTG, Suggestions and Bug Reports had some legitimate discussion, Help! wasn't about Gamemaker, Other Games! had an IWBTP update...just kidding. Crap! Had interesting intelligent discussion, General Discussion didn't have an MLP update, Serious Discussion spoke of the detailed background of taking a shit, Game Design discussed the physics of games OTHER than platformers, NSFW was actually NSFW, and General Games...

...General Games is where the events of our predicament began.

"We should have a sequel mafia game." said an unnamed (but-if-he-had-one-would-probably-be-generic-and/or-shitty) member
"White People" remarked a gloved member who seemed to be having an off day as much as the forums itself
"We should just ban displacement" continued the local facemaderator
"Penis up the butt" mentioned an oldfaggot
"FHDSALGJADSLGN DFSKHLC" screamed a member in pony withdrawal.

Diverse discussion continued this way for the next several hours until it became like a general thread on /vg/...
"My mafia game is better than your mafia game!" cried a member who had not yet even hosted a mafia game on the forums.


There was only one way to settle this. The only way the members knew how, as a certain state of matter suggested: a game of mafia.

END OF PROLOGUE, DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY

: Day 1 Start • show

"A mafia game to compare mafia games? Seriously? That wouldn't be too self-referential, would it?"
"Forget about the technicalities, let's just see how this plays out. If anything, I'd worry more about it referencing other things."

The two mysterious non-players fade back into the blue background of posts. John dies too.
END OF ACT 1: ACT 1
STILL BREAKING DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY

: Day 1 End • show


"What a terrible night for a curse..." and with that, the forums went dark and a thread was struck, it was...IWBTM 4X.0. By freak mutation, the curse morphs it to IWBTM 4X.5: Dusk of the first day.

Various UFOs have been sighted, their presence seems to carry no malice this time around, but instead drop various gifts. Items have been released: Piiii~!

: Day 2 Start • show

Mafia here~
Mafia there~
Mafia...nowhere...

A hoard of google bots suddenly started homing in on one mafia game, flooded it, tore its flesh and ate its history. (THIS IS TOTALLY HOW THE INTERNET WORKS GUYS). Only a broken image of the title post could be found afterwards- due to the recent actions, it was bumped to the front page for everyone to see.

A thread died last night, it was...A MAFIA...game. IWBTM, Game 1, town-sided- was ruined last night. Its buttfucked, dead owner was Venser.

DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY. 48 HOURS REMAIN (until the next night >_>)
...Piiii~, an item has been scattered.

: Day 2 End • show

As a result of the boredom, the Mafia joined together to create a new entertainment show. IT'S TIME FOR...

Mafiamafia: THE EXPOSURE~
"Today we'll be taking a member of the audience for our special session~"
Suddenly the floor gives way below Mkid. Next thing he knows, he's in the spotlight on him, has an extra 10 grand of cash, and can't seem to find his pants. But the MC continues, " So what's your name?" before Mkid can get in a word the MC finishes for him, "Steve? Alright Steve, favorite color peach, favorite food steak, female-Don't Care, nerd-Don't Care, foreign guy-Don't Care, dog-Don't Care, favorite thing-BREAKING."

"All good? Let's go." A catapult flings him off to who-knows-where. He hits a bird face-first in mid-air, guess he won't remember this in the morning.

"And that wraps up our session of Mafiamafia: The Exposure~! Have a goodnight, good sleep, and remember that one or more of you will be dead in the morning. Good luck!"

It is now Night 2, IWBTM 4X.0 has also reawakened. You didn't really kill it, it just decided to have a little rest.

: Day 3 Start • show

Mkid has washed up into the forums again. That'll teach him not to try messing with the filters again.

Another thread was destroyed, nobody seems to know the cause. I guess that's what makes some things simply...amazing.

Valkama has been wrecked. He held onto IWBTM 3.5: Taboo words.

DAWN OF THE FINAL THIRD DAY. 2 weeks remain.

Piiii~ you guys know the drill

: Day 3 End • show

Contrary to former news reports, the moon did not crash and end the game. Actually, they were all busy wondering about the record-breaking length of the day, it was long enough that everyone forgot about the moon warning! Maybe there wasn't one in the first place, you'll never know now.

But one man, thirsted for the day to end, for night to begin, for the moon to rise, for the sun to set, for meat, for survival, FOR AMERICA.

Considering how retarded that was, the rest of you put him out of his misery minutes before he got his wish.

Fluff (aka Mark) has been lynched he was...MAFIA. Erm, well, not to be crying wolf or anything, but Mafia-sided Mafia. IWBTM 6: Werewolves. Shut up, you know what I mean.

: Day 4 Start • show

As everyone awoke from the also record-breaking night, they found, almost unsurprised, another mafia thread deleted. Sanctuary revealed this to be Lt. Sibare's game. Lt. Sibare has been killed. He was Neutral-sided Mafia IWBTM7.5B: Coins 2. As a bonus, you also get IWBTM7.5A in public role info.


IT IS NOW DAY 4. Lynch away.

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General Games! / MafiaMafia: the Mafia of Mafias.
« on: July 24, 2012, 03:59:55 pm »
It was a day of the unusual on I Wanna Be The Forums: Announcements! were important, General! was specifically about IWBTG, Suggestions and Bug Reports had some legitimate discussion, Help! wasn't about Gamemaker, Other Games! had an IWBTP update...just kidding. Crap! Had interesting intelligent discussion, General Discussion didn't have an MLP update, Serious Discussion spoke of the detailed background of taking a shit, Game Design discussed the physics of games OTHER than platformers, NSFW was actually NSFW, and General Games...

...General Games is where the events of our predicament began.

"We should have a sequel mafia game." said an unnamed (but-if-he-had-one-would-probably-be-generic-and/or-shitty) member
"White People" remarked a gloved member who seemed to be having an off day as much as the forums itself
"We should just ban displacement" continued the local facemaderator
"Penis up the butt" mentioned an oldfaggot
"FHDSALGJADSLGN DFSKHLC" screamed a member in pony withdrawal.

Diverse discussion continued this way for the next several hours until it became like a general thread on /vg/...
"My mafia game is better than your mafia game!" cried a member who had not yet even hosted a mafia game on the forums.


There was only one way to settle this. The only way the members knew how, as a certain state of matter suggested: a game of mafia.

END OF PROLOGUE, DAWN OF AN UNSPECIFIED DAY


Roles are based off of whole mafia games. You do NOT play as the members who hosted them.

SIGNUPS: NOW OPEN.

1.) solidDeviljho
2.) Markyboy
3.) Lt. Silentalts
4.) PmanDuoblade
5.) Altsalts: the alt of alts.
6.) Even-in-your-mafia-game
7.) Oko-san
8.) Derp
9.) Moonsidian Yesyes
0.) Nicknigga
1011.) AnonMuluna
Twelve.) Butterless


Sign ups NOW officially closed. GAME STARTS (late) FRIDAY (8/17). Apologies for the delay, but if you've been on the Skype chat then you'd know that as a result of this game, I'm also making a mafia compendium of sorts. The roles for this game make up the beginning of that compendium.

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Crap! / Times are changin'
« on: March 11, 2012, 08:04:42 pm »
Well it's been almost a month, how is everyone?

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Crap! / Halloween
« on: October 31, 2011, 08:39:03 pm »
Shitty year for it, but I'll bring it up anyway. Personally I made a last-second costume of Travis Touchdown (only really needed the jacket and silly light katana) and miiiight head downtown later to get raped pick up some candy.

What about the rest of you?

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Crap! / Obligatory I HAVE RETURN thread
« on: October 01, 2011, 02:11:06 pm »
So what's happened in the past half-month? Crap! sure seems the same.

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Crap! / Kudo has appeared. It's the killer. Do not die.
« on: August 12, 2011, 01:39:20 pm »
So I'm back from my week long ban break. It had nothing to do with the forums' affairs (and I actually hoped Ybbald wouldn't bring it up to you guys in public but everything turned out the way it did). It was actually a personal experiment to see how much my productivity would rise. Here are the logs:

(No one cares = lose is in effect)
: Day 1 • show
Asked Ybbald for a week ban. Cleaned up, organized, and updated a lot of stuff on multiple computers, workday, did chores afterwards.

: Day 2 • show
Cycled/Scootered 7 miles, bought Demon Souls, picked up the PSP from repair. Also set up ad-hoc party and played MHFU w/a friend&randoms until past midnight.

: Day 3 • show
Left the house in the morning to hang-out with friends. This kept up until half-past midnight

: Day 4 • show
P3P and Monster Hunter, productivity plummeted.

: Days 5&6 • show
Workdays & Above two games.

: Day 7 • show
Monster Hunter, all-day, erry-day

: Day 8 (Yesterday) • show
Ban probably ended sometime mid-day, didn't check IWBTF anyway. Did a few things, P3P, went to work.


General Notes: Time spent by priority of: Games > PC > Other work > Summer reading.
/self-analysis.

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Crap! / Anime Expo
« on: July 03, 2011, 03:40:26 am »
Well, today I went to AX 2011 with some friends, so here's the report:

1.) The events were a bit poorer today, nothing of interest.
2.) Despite the above, the exhibit hall felt like it had much better variety compared to the past 3 years I went.
3.) No, I did NOT go to the live Miku concert they had.

I focused mostly on presents for friends, so I'll just list what each of us got.

Friend A:
Monster Hunter figurines- Tigrex and Rathlos
Monster Hunter Keychain
Monster Hunter cups

Friend B:
Classic Sonic Doll
Touhou playing cards
Mirror Force card
4 shirts (one Reimu shirt, one Marisa shirt, 2 other series shirts)

Me:
Yukari shirt
Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom (yes, the actual disc)
Kanji (P4 character) paper doll (was given to a friend as a late-birthday present)

Cosplays were alright, nothing awe-inspiring. I saw a small number of ponies and  surpluses of Mikus and Rin and Len combos. Anything else, just google. A cookie if you can find me from last year.

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Crap! / I leave this place for TWO DAYS and...
« on: May 31, 2011, 11:39:01 pm »
...well, can anyone wrap up what I missed? What with all the mod & admin changes? I don't feel like checking much after all the work I just did the other day.

Edit: Fuck it. Just tell me about if it isn't already said in Venser's thread nearby from here.

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Crap! / Rule 3 (Any Mod)
« on: May 29, 2011, 03:32:49 pm »
Could you ban me for the rest of today and tomorrow? Not that I've even been lurking much lately, but there's too much stuff I need to do for now.

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Crap! / Back from Italy
« on: April 13, 2011, 06:11:51 pm »
Anyway, I went for a 11 day choir tour. First stop, Amalfi Coast, followed by Pompeii, Capri, Rieti, Naples, and Rome. Basically, everywhere but Venice.

Food consisted of 4 staples re-arranged in any way you would probably imagine: some variation of bread/pasta, tomatoes, cheese, and OCCASIONALLY bacon. It all tastes pretty good until day 8 or so (carbs, carbs everywhere).

Singing venues consisted of churches, nice cathedrals (Vatican), more churches, and the bus. I apologize for failing to take the chance to harass the pope.

GIFTS: You guys get none, except Venser, he gets an updated version of IWBTP. Instead, here's pics of some of the stuff I bought, and some that I didn't.

: From google, not my camera • show


Interesting things to note:
Much of the graffiti was actually about love, rather than swearing. Unless "ti amo" with hearts means "fuck you" which sounds about right.
Pigeon chasing was Excellent®. Better yet, pretend that you're walking one.
Pedestrians do NOT have the right away...or they do, but it's less efficient.
Plenty of locals have to learn English as a secondary language, but still hold quite a bit of difficulty after 10 years of it (this was also a good way to check between some educated and uneducated)
Not quite recommended, but one can cheat with some phrases if they know some Spanish (which I do)
The penis was a sign for good luck in Pompeii. Use this fact at your own discretion.
Unless they were trying to pick-pocket you, the locals were fairly nice. (For the record, I didn't lose a single belonging on the trip. A first.)
The food on the plane was actually damn good: pizza, ice cream, tortellini, croissants, and sandwiches made from good bread and gourmet cheese.
The flight was linked via Switzerland, so I picked up some great chocolate.
Drinking and smoking legal age is 16. I actually disliked this part.
The girls had better features compared to what I'm used to in California, but still weren't quite my cup of tea. (Refer back to NSFW board...wait, there's nothing there.)

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Crap! / brb Italy
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:25:26 am »
I'll be leaving for Italy tomorrow and back on the...12th. Not much else to say. Details post-trip.

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Crap! / Hey Mark
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:19:23 am »
I finished reading 1984. Didn't care for it much.

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