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Messages - PeteSalvoAttorneyAtLaw

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Crap! / Re: Made it to college
« on: December 21, 2016, 03:07:44 pm »
nice!!

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Crap! / Re: The Butcher Of Congo
« on: November 10, 2016, 12:12:04 am »
Hi derf
not me, but lolgamer using a tilde for a smiley face was a nice touch.

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Fangames! / Re: I wanna get Cultured 2
« on: September 02, 2016, 02:53:13 pm »
go shill somewhere else—im downloading this as we speak—and leave here forever

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Game Design! / Re: Work in Progress Thread.
« on: August 31, 2016, 05:02:20 pm »
The game I'm working on is called Vulvatongue. It's hard to describe the gameplay, but it's an experimental on-rails shmup (in the sense that the border rotates and changes gravity/direction as it moves).

The art style is mostly an homage to British 70s animation, and is a cross between Mr Benn, Roobarb and Custard & The Yellow Submarine.

The game runs smoothly but due to my inexperience with gifcam's compression settings and a relatively weak laptop the gifs are kinda framey and lose some graphical quality.

(Since it relies so heavily on animation and visual cues, having small impediments like this can affect how it looks a lot. The gifs aren't a great representation of the final product).

You'll have to go into the imgur album as loading the the gifs takes a looong time and I don't want to lag computers.

Nah sorry. Doesn't look like a game I'd enjoy. Good luck with your ventures though "PeteSalvoAttorneyAtLaw".
i will destroy you

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Crap! / Re: In all honesty...
« on: August 20, 2016, 03:04:48 pm »
serious faggotry
It's refreshing to see that you're still an insufferable cunt Ark.

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Crap! / Re: Can I be a mod?
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:45:40 am »
Back in the 10s I was an admin on a very famous forum board
thanks for making me a mod <3

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Crap! / Re: In all honesty...
« on: August 17, 2016, 08:43:40 pm »
It's okay, we've all been literally retarted at some point in our lives.
not me, i've always been a genius and everyone' has always adored me

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Crap! / Re: Can I be a mod?
« on: August 17, 2016, 08:28:48 pm »
its rly boring being a mod y would u want it

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Game Design! / Re: Work in Progress Thread.
« on: August 16, 2016, 06:27:40 pm »
Thanks, appreciate it :~)

Gameplay wise: There are going to be three 10-minute stages that each culminate in a boss. Maybe two extra 5 min stages in between if I have time before I start uni. You collect money from killing enemies and between stages can use the money to level up certain attributes and get perks. Aside from the rotating border and changing gravity the gameplay is a fairly standard shmup affair tbh. It plays a lot like Gradius/R-Type apart from its not one-hit kill, you have a regenerating health bar and the more you get hit the lower the max health is so eventually any shot will be a one-hit kill. It sounds really lenient but even at max health colliding with any bullet for around a second will kill you, it's just to protect you from light taps.

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Game Design! / Re: Work in Progress Thread.
« on: August 16, 2016, 05:03:18 am »
The game I'm working on is called Vulvatongue. It's hard to describe the gameplay, but it's an experimental on-rails shmup (in the sense that the border rotates and changes gravity/direction as it moves).

The art style is mostly an homage to British 70s animation, and is a cross between Mr Benn, Roobarb and Custard & The Yellow Submarine.

The game runs smoothly but due to my inexperience with gifcam's compression settings and a relatively weak laptop the gifs are kinda framey and lose some graphical quality.

(Since it relies so heavily on animation and visual cues, having small impediments like this can affect how it looks a lot. The gifs aren't a great representation of the final product).

You'll have to go into the imgur album as loading the the gifs takes a looong time and I don't want to lag computers.


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Crap! / Re: Obscure music thread
« on: July 14, 2016, 06:14:15 pm »
Your necroposting brought me back from the phantom zone to laugh at dsk and ybbald's old antics. Fuck me.
I miss it so much. Especially the ban hammer heavy dsk. That's what the current state of the forums is lacking.

Yeah, they should definitely bring the ban hammer back for practically no reason.
it would be to stamp your rotten existence out of this place you fucking imbecile. maybe that sweet sweet post-irony you peddle frees you from your insecurities and makes you feel like you actually have a personality but its just pathetic to everyone else around you.

kek! good one Derf, u nigger!!

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Crap! / Re: ehhh
« on: July 11, 2016, 07:50:53 pm »
haha get it hotel california
fuck you, dont think i dont know what this fucking shit is you fucking cunt

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Crap! / Re: ehhh
« on: July 10, 2016, 03:49:54 pm »
hardly a coincidence that ever since Mfag was made mod this place has been completely dead. it was going downhill for years but the consecration of that snake was the final nail in the coffin

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Fangames! / Re: YoSniper's Fangame Contest 2016 *JUDGING IN PROGRESS*
« on: July 09, 2016, 08:44:52 pm »
Sure, I'll judge. I wanted to last year but couldn't since I entered. [/Derf]

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Crap! / Re: HENTAI
« on: July 06, 2016, 03:55:14 pm »
hentai is disguting & very illegzal

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