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Crap! / So I finished MGS4 (spoilers?)

« on: January 21, 2014, 11:18:08 pm »

And I saw Raiden's son in the end

HOW THE FUCK COULD RAIDEN EVER THINK THAT CHILD IS THE SON OF ANYONE OTHER THAN HIM

HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GOKU WITH WHITE HAIR

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I was half expecting him to go super Saiyan during the cutscene

Oh, right, also Snake and the Patriots whatever...But man, that Drebin.

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Crap! / 1999 Mode (Bioshock infant)

« on: January 17, 2014, 11:38:54 pm »

I died twice and it sent me to the main menu.

Did...Did I just lose the game?

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Crap! / Dead Rising 3 is a fanfiction. (Spoilers...if you even want to play this game.)

« on: January 17, 2014, 12:57:26 pm »

So, the main character is the man who saves everyone, except, unlike the last two games, there's something /special/ about him. And I mean special in the sense of full on special. You know what I mean. I mean Capcom past 2011 special.

He's one of Carlito's orphans that were mentioned in the first game, and Carlito made him the only immune orphan. And he's dating a girl who turns out to be Chuck Greene's daughter. Fucking seriously.

And Chuck is in the city looking for her.

Nick (The main character) and Chuck team up at or near the end and stop the bad guys from harvesting super duper ruler of earth "King" zombies, which aren't shit at all (http://youtu.be/SXufF0oXZJo Start at 26 seconds)

And then he crashes the giant helicopter harvester who gives a fuck into the ground and kicks General McBadguy into a fan, Katey's all "I CAN'T LOSE YOU SOB SOB", and the ending shit shows that a cure has been made blah blah who gives a fuck.

Tl;dr I fucking hate this game, and I am pissed off that Microsoft financed this piece of shit fan fiction to be made, when Capcom was just gonna leave it undone forever. Fuck you, Capcom, fuck you, Microsoft.

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Crap! / Just realized something about Bioshock Infinite and the Last of Us (LoU spoils)

« on: January 16, 2014, 09:25:32 pm »

The player characters of both games are in similar situations, and share similar mindsets

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Booker (Bioshock Infinite) lost his child, and is now tasked with escorting and delivering a mysterious girl named Elizabeth to New York, to "Wipe away the debt" of his gambling problem(?). Along the story, he gets closer to Elizabeth, and becomes more and more of a father figure, to the point where he is not sure if he wants to let her go. He can be a giant dick sometimes, but he will do whatever it takes to keep Elizabeth from harm, for reasons that change throughout the game, and does not like recounting his past, for the most part.

Joel (LoU) lost his child, and takes a job to deliver supposedly immune Ellie to a faction called the Fireflies, as a favor he owes to the wounded leader of said faction. Along the story, Joel and Ellie bond, usually by evading danger, or rushing straight through it, and he becomes a clearer father figure, (Although he tries not to be so, for most of the time), and can not bear to part with Ellie at the end, destroying an entire faction, and maybe even mankind itself just to protect her. He, like Booker, is a giant dick, but he is just sour over his daughter's death, and buries all of his emotions, and does not like discussing current events.

Also, they're both voiced by Troy Baker. But that's a coincidence, although it sounds like they could just switch places and nobody would care. Or notice.

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Crap! / Pewdiepie

« on: January 14, 2014, 10:57:22 pm »

I don't get this guy, is he supposed to act like a rapist? Or is he a rapist? Seriously, all he does is scream and ramble about raping

I can't even understand anything else he says, it's all gibberish. This guy has a cult following him? geez, maybe I should start doing lets plays with my Ipad camera.

Wait, then I'd be DSP. SHIT

156

Crap! / Archer season 5

« on: January 13, 2014, 11:54:40 pm »

HOLY SHIT.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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Crap! / Ratchet and Clonk is so fun

« on: January 13, 2014, 08:13:59 pm »

Just got the Ryno V in Crack in Time

MURDER TIME FUN TIME

158

Crap! / How do you know

« on: January 13, 2014, 05:34:11 pm »

If you're having sex?

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Crap! / Anyone watching AGDQ?

« on: January 10, 2014, 09:06:10 pm »

If so, did anyone see the blindfolded Punch Out run?

Flawless victory on the second Bruiser. Cut to Twitter exploding, and then imploding.

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Crap! / MST3K

« on: January 06, 2014, 10:22:15 pm »

How come Netflix treats this as seperate movies and not a show series? You know, like it has always been

161

Crap! / Which worst member for mod

« on: January 06, 2014, 04:39:08 pm »

Lolgamer's so bad he gets two entries

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Crap! / REQUESTING SIGNATURE MOD

« on: January 06, 2014, 04:29:03 pm »

To put a ban on Lolgamer (AKA Manic) from changing his signature further for three months

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Crap! / ATTENTION LOLGAMER (RULE MARK)

« on: January 06, 2014, 04:14:49 pm »

Guess what.

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Crap! / French fries (Rule Mark @ Mark)

« on: January 05, 2014, 10:15:29 pm »

Where IS mark

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Crap! / RIP Jack Nicholson

« on: January 04, 2014, 11:29:40 pm »

You were the best of the jokers

The shining actor in the stars

The honest truth of acting