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Crap! / Hello there
« on: August 27, 2015, 07:28:28 am »
How is everyone going?

Crap! / Cantavanda's Thread
« on: July 09, 2015, 10:51:32 am »



Crap! / Funny picture!
« on: July 08, 2015, 06:04:55 pm »

Crap! / Minions
« on: July 08, 2015, 05:21:45 am »
I don't like minions. I don't like them at all. It all started when I was 5 years old,I loved minions so much, on my first day of school and my mum had bought me a bright yellow minion backpack to keep my school work in. I was so incredibly happy. Mum loved minions too, she would post quotes about them on her facebook everyday. I remember getting on the schoolbus and smiling and waving at her from the back of the bus as we drove off on the way to school. This was my last happy memory. I turned and faced the front. Immediately a large kid who must've been at least 12 pointed at me and said "nice backpack fag, if you love minions so much why dont you marry them?" The bus erupted in laughter, and from then on I was known as minion boy.

The teasing continued throughout school, I got rid of the minion backpack but mum had replaced all my clothes with minion clothes, my food was all banana flavored and sponsored by Minions. I couldn't stand it. Minions continued to follow me into my teenager years, every day becoming worse than before. Mum was now posting 10 minion quotes on my facebook page per day. One night, I must've been around 16 years old, I was feeling sick so I walked into my parents room only to find my dad was ramming my mum from behind in a full Minion suit. That was enough to scar anyone for life. I couldn't take it it anymore, I ran away from home to live with a friend. Days later I was called up, my parents had been killed in a car crash, they had been killed by a car painted to look like a minion.

Minions had destroyed my life. I had nothing to live for. I went down to the hardware store to look for a rope. Everywhere I looked the ropes were bright Yellow with those little fucking minion eyes on them. I tried looking for razor blades, bright yellow razors stared back at me, I went to try bleach, Banana flavoured Minion bleach filled the shelves. I couldn't do it, I took the Minion themed bus back home and sat in my room and cried all night. Police showed up at my door the next day, they were to take me to a lawyer to give my parent's will. I was told I had been left nothing as mum had spent $10434929 on Minion merchandise, and the house would have to be sold, as I was leaving the office the lawyer said "Oh there is one thing" he reached into a drawer and pulled out a small stuffed Minion toy.

What happened to that toy is self explantory.......

So pretty much, gay marriage is equal, as you all know.
The reactions of religious people are outrageous. Huge Christian hypocrytes, like Joshua Feuerstein, have been attacking the statement, and have been predicting a "Christian Holocaust." What that is, is that they think they will get exterminated by the governement. To be honest, I really believe that is going to happen, but not by some magic prediction, but because they're causing it theirselves. They're being so freaking intolerant against other peoples opinions. The worst thing is that they are breaking laws of the Bible, while criticising it. Like, they're JUDGING THE HEARTS of other people, fellow Christians that accept the new law, or gays. By for example saying "You are not a real Christian," or "You WILL burn in hell," which, are one of the worst things you can ever say as a Christian, and this comes from a Bible studier like me.
There are two huge wars raging in America now, not real gunwars, but more word and protest wars.
The Gay-War, and the Race-War.
And it is all going in a really, really bad direction.
It is really going to lead to a disaster, with Christians possibly getting punished for being homophobic. That will be the Christian holocaust, in my opinion.

But, there is also the Islam, and that might become a huge fear for the pro-gays. That might end up really, really bad.
While at the same time, blacks will attack whites, and whites will attack blacks.

I'm really getting scared of this. It's only getting worse and worse every day, with new articles showing up every day on my Facebook newsfeed.
And the worst of all, this might spread to more and more countries.

What do you think?
Are we doomed? What is your current opinion on the situation?

Ah, this really distracts me from my crappy home situation ATM

Crap! / Nintendo has RUINED our society!!
« on: June 29, 2015, 01:10:20 pm »
When did the world go wrong? When did we stop being nice to each other? When and just how did people get so evil? Surely, there are many causes, but you’d be hard-pressed to find a guiltier culprit in our society’s degeneration than Nintendo.

With 1992’s release of Super Mario Kart—the first game to allow users to select Bowser as a playable character—our collective moral compass shattered. Overnight, the video game world became a breeding ground for villainy. Suddenly, anyone could plug in an SNES cartridge, look at this...

...and declare, “That is me.”

Even for players who never chose Bowser, the reptilian lord’s mere presence on the character selection menu was enough for his pernicious influence to take hold. To include him at all is to tacitly accept Bowser’s unconscionable politics.

The option to select the unscrupulous Wario is vulgar. But allowing gamers—often young gamers—to select the wanton, lascivious Koopa King is beyond barbarous. It’s outright criminal.

Just consider for a moment that young people under 22 years old today have lived their entire lives with Bowser as a playable character. They have known nothing else.

They are the Bowser Generation. They are the lost ones. You see them when you look at the 8-year-old who starts by bullying Luigi, and then moves on to his classmate Luis. The teenager who visits a friend’s house, plays Mario Kart for two hours with Bowser, her favorite character, then wakes up the next morning, ditches school, finds her father’s gun, and kills a firefighter in a drive-by shooting. It’s a tragedy that plays out in a thousand ways every single day, all across the country—the inevitable product of a world that implicitly condones the actions of Bowser.

The Nintendo company will do nothing as long as no one speaks up or speaks out.

How has the Bowser Culture impacted you? Join the discussion in this thread. We must reject Bowser, the monstrous tyrant who caused the crumble of this society.

Game Design! / Making the player move with a platform
« on: June 24, 2015, 03:51:31 pm »
Hello, it basic platform movement in about any IWBTG engine, when your platform moves, the players moves with you
It goes with this code:
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if (!place_free(x+hspeed,y)) {
if (!place_free(x,y+vspeed+yspeed)) {
    if (vspeed!=0) {
    else {
if (place_meeting(x,y-2,player)) {
    with (a) {
        if (place_free(x+other.hspeed,y)) x+=other.hspeed;
if (place_meeting(x,y+17,player2)) {
    with (a) {
        if (place_free(x+other.hspeed,y)) x+=other.hspeed;
if (vspeed<0) {
if (yspeed>0) {

That is all to do with hspeed or vspeed
But what if I want to make the platform go in a path, if I try that, the player just stays where he is.
Is there any solution, to how I can make the player move with the flying platform, even if it is following a path?

Fangames! / Teletubbies adventure *OPEN RP*
« on: June 18, 2015, 01:58:15 pm »
Hello! Who wants to join me in the Teltubbies RP?
I start
Teletubbies: Noo-Noo tidy up!
Simple: {{{1}}}: Nuu-Nuu clean up!
Teletubbies: Oh no! Naughty Noo-Noo!
Simple: {{{1}}}: Oh no! Bad Nuu-Nuu!
Narrator: Be careful, Laa-Laa. Don't step in the tubby custard.
Laa-Laa: (copying narrator) Be careful, Laa-Laa. No step in the tubby custard.
Laa-Laa: Oh, bibbily cheese!
Simple: {{{1}}}: Oh, darn!
(The magic cloud rains flowers on Dipsy's hat)
Dipsy: Oh no!
Narrator: Dipsy thought his hat smelled lovely.
Simple: Dipsy though his hat smelled nice!
Dipsy: Urgh!
(Dipsy takes his hat off)
Dipsy: Urgh! Oh, no! Run away!
(Dipsy runs away, but the hat follows him)
Narrator: Be careful, Tinky Winky. Don't step in the tubby custard.
Tinky Winky: (giggles) Tubby custard!
Narrator: Be careful, Tinky Winky. Don't...
(Tinky Winky steps in the tubby custard)
Tinky Winky: Whoa!
(Tinky Winky slips in the tubby custard, sliding across the house and up the slide.)
Narrator: Tinky Winky slipped in the tubby custard.
Other Teletubbies: Oh, dear! Tinky Winky slip in the tubby custard!
Po: Po cootah back?
Laa-Laa: No!
Po: Ohhh!
(The two start fighting over the scooter)
Po: Po cootah!
Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa cootah!

Crap! / Valve at E3!!!
« on: June 16, 2015, 04:06:40 pm »
E3 2015
Guy: before we end the show we got one more last thing. we saved the best for last!
cinematic scene
Gman (talking in the background): time mr Freeman? Is it really that time again?
more cinematic scenes
texts saying "Half life" appears

Gabe Newell Comes
Gabe: hey guys I'm gabe Newell, and I am happy to announce...
almost everyone in the audience fainted
the room smells like crap

Crap! / Rate my steam profile
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:50:44 pm »
Don't mind me, I'm just here to brag......
Well, you can show your steam profile too.

Crap! / African VS American movies
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:16:10 pm »
Hello, I made a video.
Here is the link of my shameless advertising:

Crap! / What did my dad say to me?
« on: May 15, 2015, 06:14:55 am »
I was listening to my ipod and couldt hear him

Crap! / Click here
« on: May 11, 2015, 07:02:43 am »
the game

Crap! / What the floop?!
« on: May 02, 2015, 02:20:31 pm »
No one has posted anything for 24 hours.
What's going on?

General! / Very useful IWBTG guide
« on: April 27, 2015, 09:47:28 am »
Hello, I was browsing the internet for IWBTG stuff, and I came across this:
I just wanted to share this very useful guide with you guys, it could help you to become the guy!

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