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Crap! / Re: Minecraft Menu

« on: February 05, 2012, 05:34:27 pm »

Why do you think the game is starting to get better?

You sir, just earned yourself an internet.

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Crap! / Re: OLDFAGS ONLY

« on: February 05, 2012, 09:05:41 am »

* Ellipsis wonders how many people also didn't know that all that is required is "/me"

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Crap! / Re: Hellban

« on: February 04, 2012, 09:44:01 pm »

Haha, yeah. And this isn't even the right topic for my fun facts. Damn.

No, hellban should obviously me binding to a user or IP address.
Cookies could just be deleted.

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Crap! / Re: Sibare

« on: February 04, 2012, 09:18:48 pm »

Sibare, this ended up being kind of tricky. But I'm still happy to do this for anyone that requires it. Transparency for your signature and no more stretching of web pages on small screens.

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Crap! / Re: Hellban

« on: February 04, 2012, 09:06:22 pm »

If more people use my add-on I will.
Otherwise it won't be effective and anyway, writing the strange mangled backwards post editing javascript required annoys me.
Is there anyway to add code the forum directly? Could I write something that say, Kayin could add to all the pages? Can they be customized? The forum is not leet enough, I will make it leet.

And that leeds to my next fact, did you know that when you post count is "1337" it will appear as "leet"?

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Crap! / Re: Wut = Lose

« on: February 04, 2012, 08:53:26 pm »

Exactly, I remembered reading it in his book.
I think it's kinda awesome so I looked it up and copy pasted it.
Come on, it is really quite good isn't it?

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Crap! / Re: Let it be known

« on: February 04, 2012, 07:13:46 pm »

Did you know that you can set quick reply to reply without doing that.
That you can set your status to "hidden" so people can't see when your online or what your doing.
And that you can use keyboard shortcuts to reply to things or browser without using the mouse. Hit alt+s to submit/post or alt+p to preview but there are also many more.
Also you can hide text in an image tag and that :moon: -> 
You can also stop :) going to  by placing a tag in between it the smiley.
Finally you can stop all smileys in your message by clicking "additional options" and then choosing "Don't use smileys".
You can also do have a topic be locked directly after your post in a similar way or have yourself be returned to the topic.
Now don't tell me you know all of those...

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Crap! / Let it be known

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:40:58 pm »

If you click the + sign in the top right it hides that chunk of stuff at the top of the page forever.
Also if you click "new" next to a message you haven't read it goes to the last post you read.

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Crap! / Re: OLDFAGS ONLY

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:37:16 pm »

Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

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Crap! / Re: OLDFAGS ONLY

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:34:15 pm »

* Ellipsis notices that Matonen isn't an oldfag and makes a note of it.

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Crap! / Re: Hellban

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:23:26 pm »

People respond and even quote stuff I say.
Also there's no ignore button yet.
If more people want to use my iwbtf add-on then I could add hellban to that.

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Crap! / Re: Hellban

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:02:39 pm »

If we all get the ignore and then promise never to actually read then we can do this.

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Crap! / Re: OLDFAGS ONLY

« on: February 04, 2012, 06:01:11 pm »

* Ellipsis is doing it right.

[:]

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Crap! / Re: Wut = Lose

« on: February 04, 2012, 03:42:19 pm »

Here's an fortune telling for one of the readers here:

: show

You are a person prone to bouts of self-examination. This is in sharp contrast to a striking ability you have developed to appear very socially engaged, even the life and soul of the party; but in a way that only convinces others. You are all too aware of it being a façade.

This means that you will often be at a gathering and find yourself playing a part. While on the one hand you’ll be talkative and funny, you’ll be detaching yourself to the point where you will find yourself watching everything going on around you and feeling utterly unable to engage. You’ll play conversations back to yourself in your head and wonder what that person really meant when he said such-and-such — conversations that other people wouldn’t give a second thought to.

How have you learned to deal with this conflict? Through exercising control. You like to show a calm, self-assured fluid kind of stability (but because this is self-consciously created, it will create bouts of frustrated silliness and a delight in extremes, or at least a delight in being seen to be extreme). You most easily recognize this control in how you are with people around you. You have learned to protect yourself by keeping people at bay. Because in the past you have learned to be disappointed by people (and because there were issues with you adjusting to your sexuality), you instinctively keep people at arms’ length, until you decide they are allowed over that magic line into your group of close friends. However, once across that line, the problem is that an emotional dependency kicks in which leaves you feeling very hurt or rejected if it appears that they have betrayed that status.

Because you are prone to self-examination, you will be aware of these traits. However, you are unusually able to examine even that self-examination, which means that you have become concerned about what the real you is. You have become all too aware of façades, of sides of yourself which you present to the world, and you wonder if you have lost touch with the real and spontaneous you.

You are very creative, and have tried different avenues to utilize that ability. It may not be that you specifically, say, paint; it may be that your creativity shows itself in more subtle ways, but you will certainly find yourself having vivid and well-formed ideas which others will find hard to grasp. You set high standards for yourself, though, and in many ways are a bit of a perfectionist. The problem is, though, that it means you often don’t get stuff done, because you are frustrated by the idea of mediocrity and are wearied by the idea of starting something afresh. However, once your brain is engaged you’ll find yourself sailing. Very much this will likely lead to you having considered writing a novel or some such, but a fear that you won’t be able to achieve quite what you want stops you from getting on with it. But you have a real vision for things, which others fall short of. Particularly in your academic/college situation, you are currently fighting against restraints upon your desire to express yourself freely.

Your relationship with your parents (there is a suggestion that one is no longer around, or at least emotionally absent) is under some strain. You wish to remain fond of them but recent issues are causing frustration – from your side far more than theirs. In fact they seem unaware of your thoughts on the matter. Partly this is because there are ways in which you have been made to feel isolated from certain groups in the past – something of an outsider. Now what is happening is that you are taking that outsider role and defending it to the point of consciously avoiding being part of a group. This will serve you well in your creative and career pursuits. You have an enormous cynicism towards those who prefer to be part of a group or who exhibit any cliquey behavior, and you always feel a pang of disappointment when you see your ‘close’ friends seeming to follow that route. Deep down it feels like rejection.

However, for all that introspection, you have developed a sensational, dry sense of humor that makes connections quickly and wittily and will leave you making jokes that go right over the heads of others. You delight in it so much that you’ll often rehearse jokes or amusing voices to yourself in order to "spontaneously" impress others with them. But this is a healthy desire to impress, and although you hate catching yourself at it, it’s nothing to be so worried about.

There’s also an odd feeling that you should have been born in a different century. You might be able to make more sense of that than I can.

There are some strong monetary shifts taking place at the moment. Both the recent past and what’s in store over the next few months represent quite a change.

You’re naturally a little disorganized. A look around your living space would show a box of photos, unorganized into albums, out-of-date medicines, broken items not thrown out, and notes to yourself which are significantly out of date. Something related to this is that you lack motivation. Because you’re resourceful and talented enough to be pretty successful when you put your mind to things, this encourages you to procrastinate and put them off. Equally, you’ve given up dreams a little easily when your mind flitted elsewhere. There are in your home signs of an excursion into playing a musical instrument, which you have since abandoned, or are finding yourself less interested in. (This may alternatively relate to poetry and creative writing you’ve briefly tried your hand at and left behind you.) You have a real capacity for deciding that such-and-such a thing (or so-and-so a person) will be the be all and end all of everything and be with you for ever. But you’d rather try and fail, and swing from one extreme to the other, than settle for the little that you see others content with.

Conclusion: It’s very interesting doing your reading, as you do present something of a conundrum, which won’t surprise you. You are certainly bright, but unusually open to life’s possibilities – something not normally found among achieving people. I’d say you’d do well to be less self-absorbed, as it tends to distance you a little, and to relinquish some of the control you exercise when you present that stylized version of yourself to others. You could let people in a little more, but I am aware that there is a darkness you feel you should hide (much of this is in the personal/relationship/sexual area, and is related to a neediness which you don’t like).

You really have an appealing personality – genuinely. Many thanks for doing this, and for offering something far more substantial than most.

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Crap! / Re: Hellban

« on: February 04, 2012, 03:33:32 pm »

Haha. I was worried no one would reply to this thread just to screw with me.
My Minecraft classic server has some fun stuff to screw with people. We were so happy if a troll came on the server.
We had undo, yes undo all their hard work trolling.
We had hide, yes admins look like they have gone offline and go invisible.
We had hugemap, move them onto a huge map, they spend ages stuck on a loading screen while this huge map loads for them, the moment it loads they are kicked from it back to the main map. Aka they just get a really long loading screen for nothing.
We had freeze, you get moved back to the same spot every 2 seconds. More annoying if you're in mid-air when frozen as you keep falling and the screen keeps spinning in a really annoying way.

Ah, good times, we had so much fun. >.>


This came up as I'm just building an IP banning system into my website, I was wondering what ways I could have to screw with people? Failing captchas (or sending more tricky captchas) more would be a good one as I really hate failing captchas all the time.