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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be The Boshy (Online, V.1.0 is released!)
« on: November 06, 2011, 08:40:21 am »
Sonic is the best boss in boshy but this doesn't say much at all.
I'm curious, if you find the time to answer these questions, what do you think of Biollante, Shang Tsung and Missingno Valkama?

Every Boss in Boshy except for missingno is in a strict pattern. Even sonic has a pattern although his attacks may very the order they come in is the same. Now because Sonic's attacks very then he is a slight exception. Only problem with sonic is he has too much hp and the chaos emerald attack is retarded. MissingNo on the other hand is flawed in another way. Every single one of MissingNo's attacks sucks. Solgryn had the right idea with random attacks but all the attacks sucked so it helped none. To be honest though a lot of bosses wouldn't go over well with random attack patterns Considering boshy's bosses are based around knowing what's comming. If it was random then you would get BS'd at every corner. So the only way for the boss to function is with straight forward attacks however this is terrible boss design making the player do the same thing over and over again.

Random Attacks and Relative attacks are what make for good boss attacks. Memory attacks that function like how traps do does not.

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be The Boshy (Online, V.1.0 is released!)
« on: November 06, 2011, 08:24:17 am »
Sonic's movements are based on your position, so I'm not sure if that counts as a pattern. Yes if you do the same exact same thing every time you will win, but very minor differences in your position can make huge differences in Sonic's behavior, so you pretty much have to learn to improvise with him. In my opinion Sonic is the only good boss in Boshy, being very intense and lacking any major flaw. Of course, I'm certain Anon has something to say about that.
Sonic is the best boss in boshy but this doesn't say much at all.

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Crap! / Re: You just lost the game, but not really
« on: November 06, 2011, 02:13:31 am »
I'm more of a Yu-gi-oh fag.

Lol Yu-gi-oh. What a shitty game that I could never lose.

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be The Boshy (Online, V.1.0 is released!)
« on: November 06, 2011, 12:55:54 am »
Sonic it's a bitch, but nothing that a couple hours a day cant do.
Sonic is fairly easy actually. The first time he's a bitch, that's true, but if you practice him long enough and beat him once, you should be able to defeat him easily the second time. You just need to get his pattern down.

Sonic has no pattern, for the second part, which is the hard part.
No he doesn't however he is like motherbrain and if you do the exact same thing every time you will win. This is 99% of the fight of all boshy bosses.

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Crap! / Re: IGN (Rule III)
« on: November 06, 2011, 12:08:40 am »
No one likes a self-hater, though. While self-hating emos might think that they're "deep", in truth everyone seems them as narcissists who just want people to pay attention to their first world problems. Face it: however much you hate yourself, you're not in as bad a situation as starving children in Africa. So lighten up and make the best out of the time that you're alive, there's no afterlife to look forward to after you die
There is one to you if you have that mindset though.

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be Like Brisulph *VIDEO PREVIEW*
« on: November 05, 2011, 11:07:21 pm »
Lol 300 hp. Dude this isn't Sparta, give it some decent health.
Really? If you had to use the normal gun, I could understand this. But you're supposed to use the machine gun. You can take out one phase of 100 HP in 15 to 20 seconds.

I plan on releasing the next alpha with this level of HP, and if the complaints of HP being too high persist after that, then I will lower it.
Approximately how long is the boss fight from start to finish not including cutscenes?

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be Like Brisulph *VIDEO PREVIEW*
« on: November 05, 2011, 10:53:48 pm »
Lol 300 hp. Dude this isn't Sparta, give it some decent health.

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be Fun
« on: November 05, 2011, 07:33:09 pm »
Nice try but I Wanna be the fun was the first game I criticized. Think up something original.

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Crap! / Re: Nomination Thread For The Noteworthy Threads/Posts Archive
« on: November 05, 2011, 07:08:59 pm »
this deserves to be noteworthy.
No. The only thing significant that happened was divine intervention of master plan.

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Fangames! / Re: I Wanna Be The Battle Kid [ver.Beta0.3]
« on: November 05, 2011, 03:03:32 pm »
What a shitty game that has no point of existing. I wish divine intervention didn't happen to tijit's fangame destruction act just because this game exists.

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Crap! / Re: Wut = Lose
« on: November 05, 2011, 02:44:06 pm »
So you're posting it in wut=lose because you don't get the joke? Newsflash: not everyone is as retarded as you. Although it's understandable you aren't mature enough to get a joke like this, as you've never had sex in your life and have a penis that looks like a micro usb stick.
I believe this is the thread you're looking for.


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General Discussion! / Re: Timeline of IWBTF
« on: November 04, 2011, 09:30:19 pm »
Shall we go back to topic here

and to troll tijit we can add

4-5 November 2011 "The tijit's engine permission controversy and the kayins rage"
10 February 2010 "Cantavanda's I wanna be the legendary Vs DCX Trollage"
17 August 2009 "Ashimoto: I wanna be the GB"
18 May 2009 "MattandKyle: I wanna be the Ultimatum"
01 May 2009 "Shaman666: I wanna be the Tribute"
18 October 2008 "Tijitdamijit: I wanna be the fangame"
October 2007 "Kayin: I wanna be the guy"

15 December 1988 "DCX was born"
8 December 2008 "DCX Youtube I wanna be the guy"
11 May 2009 "DCX Joins the forums"
Well you aren't self centered at all.

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Crap! / Re: Hello Everyone!
« on: November 04, 2011, 09:00:34 pm »
Valkama doesn't look like a bad programmer
Their are no bad programmers. Their are good programmers, amazing programmers, and learning programmers.

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Crap! / Re: Hello Everyone!
« on: November 04, 2011, 06:48:55 pm »
Coding a boss fight and failing at it cause I'm distracted by other things and it keeps jumping through walls...

COMING THIS FALL: I WANNA BE THE HYPOCRITE: A FANGAME!

But seriously, whats it about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBMmWXFWoLg

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