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Crap! / Re: Random Picture Thread!

« on: August 14, 2008, 10:27:43 am »

You remind me of wizrob.

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Crap! / Re: Internet memes

« on: August 14, 2008, 10:27:13 am »

Mindfuck.

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Crap! / Re: I AM DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE IN YOUR MOTHERS CLOTHES

« on: August 14, 2008, 10:25:45 am »

Welcome to the crap family.

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Crap! / Re: A phrase from a song... In picture form. *Read first post for rules!*

« on: August 13, 2008, 08:33:30 pm »

Dsk's right, the name is Dragostea Din Tei.

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Crap! / Re: A phrase from a song... In picture form. *Read first post for rules!*

« on: August 13, 2008, 11:58:34 am »

This one should be obvious enough.

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Crap! / Re: Internet memes

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:33:49 pm »

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

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Crap! / Re: How to avoid losing.

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:32:16 pm »

Jebus! It worked!

Fuck you.

338

Crap! / Re: Internet memes

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:08:58 am »

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-ha
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-ha
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-ha
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-ha
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Allo? Salut! Sunt eu, un haiduc
şi te rog iubirea mea primeşte, fedicheda
Allo? Allo! Sunt eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să vresh dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să vresh dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Te sun sa-ţi spun ce simt acum.
Alo, iubirea mea. Sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo? Alo! Sunt iaraşi eu, Picasso.
Ţi-am dat beep şi sunt voinic
dar să ştii nu-ţi cer nimic.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Mai-ia-hii
Mai-ia-huu
Mai-ia-hoo
Mai-ia-ha-ha

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

Vrei să pleci dar
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă iei,
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei.
Chipul tău şi
dragostea din tei
mi-amintesc de ochii tăi.

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Crap! / Re: Forum family tree (read first post for tree)

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:02:21 am »

I kill myself, k?

340

Crap! / Re: Member Hurt/Heal

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:01:00 am »

Hurt koppis
Heal desktop.

Rad: 13
Koppis: 10
Desktop: 13
TGIH: 30
Rag: 15

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Crap! / Re: hey guys, the game

« on: August 07, 2008, 10:35:23 pm »

God damn it.

342

Crap! / Re: Forum family tree (read first post for tree)

« on: August 07, 2008, 10:34:17 pm »

Jebus Christ.

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General Discussion! / Re: desktopdoodlz has art

« on: August 04, 2008, 10:20:05 pm »

That's some good stuff you got there.

344

Crap! / Re: Despy: where are you?

« on: August 01, 2008, 10:37:21 pm »

Oh lol, can't wait 'till desktop reads this.

345

Crap! / Re: joke thread

« on: July 31, 2008, 10:38:04 pm »

There once was a 5 year-old boy named Little Timmy. At his age it is time for him to attend kindergarten. But young Timmy didn't want to go to school, and got into an argument with his mother about it. To end the argument, little Timmy's mom said, "I'll tell you what. If you get straight A's in your classes each marking period, I will give you whatever you want. Little Timmy, loving his deal, went straight to school that morning.

At the end of the first quarter, Little Timmy's mother checked his grades. To her enjoyment, she found he had gotten all A's. Remembering the deal, she said to Little Timmy, "What do you want as your gift?" Now, Little Timmy thought a moment. He then said to his mother, "I want a Ping Pong ball." Puzzled, Little Timmy's mother agreed, and bought him a Ping Pong ball.

At the 2nd quarter, Little Timmy's mother checked his grades again. To her enjoyment, she found he had again gotten all A's. “Well,” she said, "What do you want as your gift?" Now, Little Timmy thought a moment. He then said to his mother, "I want 2 Ping Pong balls." Still puzzled, but happy with Little Timmy’s grades, she bought him 2 Ping Pong balls.

Throughout his time in Kindergarten, he requested more and more Ping Pong balls. On his final marking period, he had gotten straight A's once more. This time, Little Timmy wanted just 1 Ping Pong ball, painted red. Little Timmy's Mother went out and bought him a red Ping Pong ball. Finally, she asked Little Timmy, "Why do you ask for so many Ping Pong balls?" Little Timmy thought a moment then, said to his mother, "Give me until the end of Elementary school, and I will tell you." Hesitantly, his mother agreed.

Throughout the course of the years of Elementary, he asked for a variety of colored ping pong balls. Some red, some yellow, some blue, some black. On his final period of 4th grade, Little Timmy wanted 10 Ping Pong balls. 1 red, 2 green, 3 brown, and 4 grey. After giving him his gift, she then asked Little Timmy, "Why have you been asking for Ping Pong balls?" Little Timmy thought a moment. He then said, "Give me until the end of Middle School, and I will tell you." With a long sigh, Timmy’s mom agreed.

Throughout those years he excelled through his grades. He asked for big Ping Pong balls, small Ping Pong balls, but never regular shaped. Finally, his graduation to High School began. He asked for 50 white Ping Pong balls.

After getting his balls, she asked him, "Why have you always asked for Ping Pong balls?" Little Timmy thought a moment. He then said, "Give me until the end of High School, and I will tell you." Resentfully, she agreed.

Years passed from then. Little Timmy asked for many different balls. Big blue ones, small brown ones, yellow broken ones, and white tiny ones. Little Timmy had now graduated from High School and was given a scholarship to Harvard University. This time, he asked for just one regular Ping Pong ball, same as the very first one in Kindergarten. His mother got him the ball he wanted, and asked, "Why have you asked for Ping Pong balls all these years?!" Little Timmy thought a moment. He then said to his mother, "I will tell you. But let me tell my girl friend first. Happily, his mother Agreed.

Little Timmy began crossing the street to his girl friend's house. Out of nowhere a truck ran him over, killing him instantly.

God damn it!

On the side note, anyone got more of these?