There's a sudden flash, it shocks you into a painful, blurred consciousness.
The world feels like a mad science experiment gone wrong. You are vaguely aware of an intense pain in your stomach. Your limbs are all asleep, sending an unpleasant prickling feeling as you clench your hands, and your back is extremely sore. Your vision is poor right now, the only thing you can see is a bright light above you, but you cannot open your eyes too widely, lest you further upset your pounding headache.
You sort of remember being at a bachelor's party last night, but since you don't remember drinking anything at all you doubt that the party was the cause of this. Besides, as feeling returns to your body you realize that you are lying face up on a cold metal table, a white cloth placed over your body. However, someone seems to have moved it off of your upper half, perhaps to examine you. As you glance to either side you see other tables with bodies covered in cloths similar to yours.