Topic: You Are a Member of an Extraterrestrial Species (Read 2899 times)

DraconicDescendant · « **on:** April 05, 2011, 11:20:18 pm »

You are a member of an extraterrestrial species. You are part of an exploration crew, and stumble across Earth for the first time, discovering the human civilization. The first thing you find are archives of some strange database, IWBTF, which are your first clues to the lifestyle and culture of the humans. After translating this database into your language, you read through all of it in its entirety. What is your course of action?

Yule · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2011, 11:21:53 pm »

Find peanut butter.

Alpha · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2011, 11:37:40 pm »

Nuke the planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

ybbald · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2011, 11:38:29 pm »

Give Neo access to advanced weapons technology

Neo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2011, 11:52:48 pm »

Quote from: Enigma on April 05, 2011, 11:38:29 pm

Give Neo access to advanced weapons technology again.

Squishy69 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2011, 02:10:29 am »

Decide to adopt the general behavior of the forums and be a dick to everyone, thus getting myself exiled/killed by my own kind.

Valkema · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:47:36 am »

Track down Pserafi, Nuke him, and steal enigmas peanut butter

Yule · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:19:46 am »

Actually I would probably demand to discuss serious topics with the greatest minds in the world. Jus sayin'

DraconicDescendant · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:30:47 am »

I could have put more thought into the intro and then put this into serious discussion to let everyone know how seriously serious it is, but then I couldn't take myself seriously afterward.

ybbald · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2011, 09:35:17 am »

Shrine to Venser on the moon

Venser · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2011, 06:10:54 pm »

Probably investigate further into how exactly people are so bipolar.

DraconicDescendant · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:05:37 pm »

Okay, your superiors have ordered you to make contact with the people of Earth. What method will you use to make first contact?

Neo · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:10:25 pm »

Drive spaceship down to top of building. Loudspeaker comes out.

"RULE 3 INHABITANTS OF EARTH! FUCK PMS!"

pserafi · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:53:47 pm »

Adopt pserafi as king, take form of megan fox, nuke world.

Venser · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:06:50 pm »

Sign up on this forum, obviously.

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