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ybbald

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Re: Wat do
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2011, 06:38:27 pm »

and then I break the condom
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2011, 06:41:48 pm »

So, in short.

1: Get a date with an ugly girl
2: Dance with ugly girl, using this as a ploy to steal Vensers Female Companion
3: Give Vensers Female Companion Mono that you will have previously aquired from your friends slut aquaintance
4: Ensure Venser gets mono
5:
6: Film Venser's reaction
7: Profit quite literally
8: By small african children flavored ribbed condoms
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ybbald

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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2011, 06:43:30 pm »

maybe this thread should be retitled "IWBTF tries to get Ybbald laid so he stops raping dogs"
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« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2011, 06:46:14 pm »

maybe this thread should be retitled "IWBTF tries to get Ybbald laid so he stops raping dogs"
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2011, 07:01:41 pm »

Don't talk about raping dogs. The only people who will be interested in sleeping with you then will be middle aged furries with rickets and nobody wants tha- you're already posting it on facebook aren't you?
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ybbald

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« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2011, 08:59:07 pm »

 ok ok response
the girl tried to hook up with my friends ex who rejected her cause she was too fat
so she's easy and maybe has a bit low self esteem.

>.>
now that last part makes me feel like I would be taking advantage of her
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2011, 10:20:04 pm »

You think? This whole last page basically looks like that to me.
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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2011, 04:07:32 pm »

female friend just texted me saying she would feel bad if we hooked up and to keep it in my pants
lolwut
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 04:08:12 pm »

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

A vicious friendzone haymaker, Ybbald is done for the count.
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 04:11:31 pm »

Go for the gold enigma!
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ybbald

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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 04:13:22 pm »

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

A vicious friendzone haymaker, Ybbald is done for the count.
no no, the girl who set me up said she would feel bad. Prob because she told me the other girl is a slut and thinks I would use that
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Re: Wat do
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 04:27:17 pm »

Fuck that.
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ybbald

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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 04:29:10 pm »

trying to find out why she thinks that so I can convince her that is silly. Keeping a good friendship is more important than pussy.
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2011, 05:44:20 pm »

Why would your friend think you want to sleep with a girl with mono, anyway?

Do they sell Brylcream wherever the shit you live?
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ybbald

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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2011, 06:14:03 pm »

Why would your friend think you want to sleep with a girl with mono, anyway?

Do they sell Brylcream wherever the shit you live?
condoms ftw
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