So, in short.
1: Get a date with an ugly girl
2: Dance with ugly girl, using this as a ploy to steal Vensers Female Companion
3: Give Vensers Female Companion Mono that you will have previously aquired from your friends slut aquaintance
4: Ensure Venser gets mono
5:

6: Film Venser's reaction
7: Profit quite literally
8: By small african children flavored ribbed condoms