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« Reply #60 on: June 04, 2011, 07:36:04 pm »

You keep limping along.  You think about to the two people talking.  Heh, if it wasn't like it is now, you might've been at a party, too.  You snicker to yourself, however, at the idea of nobody going to the party.  How on earth would... each... person... many... what?

You stop along with your train of thought.  Hold the phone.  Who WERE those people?  You think back.
"Stop lying and tell me"
Oh shit... that was Liquid.  What the fuck was he doing here?  And that green text... Lion? But... why?
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« Reply #61 on: June 04, 2011, 07:37:06 pm »

OH GOD HE WAS GOING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO.

Hobble back.
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« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2011, 07:40:16 pm »

As you limp as fast as you can, pain shoots up you shin again.  You let out a groan as you look and see blood on you leg.  The outer layer must have frozen over the wound.  Feeling woozy, you tell yourself to keep going
"Hold on... Must keep going..."
"Yo you OK?"
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« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2011, 07:40:53 pm »

Shit, drink the last of the Voltage.
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« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2011, 07:50:28 pm »

As you drink the last of the soda, you watch as your past self slows to a stop, then climbs backwards.  Time reverses, as you watch yourself fall backwards out of the window, repairing it, as subsequently burries himself in a pile of corpses.  As you look back at the corpses, you stop seeing forever asphault as a black wall as far as the eye can see approaches.  It phases through you as people start emerging from this wall.  The wall dissappears out of view, but in the last instance, you notice that the wall ins't straight, but rather sphereical.  You recognise the location as where Lion was standing.  Reversed time seems to slow again, right to the point where it resumes normally.
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« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2011, 07:50:53 pm »

Walk in the front door like you own the place.
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« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2011, 07:52:45 pm »

While you're limping badly, it's hard to be confident in owning anything.  You see yourself in the distance get uppercutted.

This is it, you think.  I've only got one shot at this
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« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2011, 07:53:09 pm »

Throw the glass shard like a ninja star.
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« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2011, 08:00:59 pm »

You bend the knee.  Taking a steady stance, you pull out the shards.  You hold them all in your hands, aiming carefully.  I'n one fell swoop, you throw all 5 pieces of glass at Lion.  They stike him in the chest, lower right arm, lower right arm, jugular vein, and right eye, dealing 4 + 2 + 2 + 7 + 6 = 21 damage, plus loss of depth perception and major bleeding.  Lion falls down, dead.  You limp up to Liquid, still completely shocked at what happened.
"Your welcome".

Suddenly, your mom appears from the aisle over and got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

You whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything you could say that this cab was rare
But you thought, 'nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!"

You pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And you yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom you was finally there
To sit on your throne as the prince of Bel-air
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« Reply #69 on: June 05, 2011, 10:20:03 am »

Derf already made this joke.
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