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« on: June 04, 2011, 06:15:36 pm »

You wake up, finding yourself in the middle of the local supermarket.  As you recognize that you are in the soda aisle, you notice many of the products missing as well as some on the floor.
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 06:15:49 pm »

Aww, sweet!  I really was wondering when I'd get one of these.
I pick up a bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage and chug it.
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 06:16:09 pm »

You search and search, but there is no Mountain Dew anything.  Actually, now that you notice, there is only generic root beer left!
Suddenly, you hear a groan behind you!
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 06:16:27 pm »

I take out the club I always keep with me.  I quickly turn and bash the shit out of the source of the groaning.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 06:16:44 pm »

You jump from the floor and crack the skull of your grandmother, dealing 24 (+4 for surprise) damage!  Her skull is clearly visabley cracked.  She falls unconcious.
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2011, 06:17:05 pm »

OH SHI-
"Oh well.  I told you not to sneak up on me."
I attempt to find an employee in order to plant the club on them.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2011, 06:17:22 pm »

You fail miserablely.  In fact, you cannot seem to find anyone!  The window in the front of the store is shattered into pieces.
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 06:17:38 pm »

I grab a handful of shards.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2011, 06:17:52 pm »

As you reach down to pick them up, you notice on what's left of the glass still in the frame have small traces of blood on them.
You also hear another groan, this time outside, and further away.
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2011, 06:18:30 pm »

I look up slowly, not wanting to kill anyone to quickly yet.
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2011, 06:19:51 pm »

You find your twin about 30 paces off.  He look badly injured, but is able to walk.
"Hold on... Must keep going..."
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2011, 06:21:04 pm »

"Yo, you OK?"
Carefully vault over the the glass ledge (no AIDS for me!) and run over to him.
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2011, 06:22:31 pm »

As you carefully climb over the ledge, you hear of chorus of blood-chilling screams.  You look up to find a bile of dead corpses where your twin once stood.
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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2011, 06:23:26 pm »

You know, I take it back, I want a new story teller.

Investigate the bodies.
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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2011, 06:24:40 pm »

Pulling your shirt above your nose and trying not to vomit, you slightly move some of the bodies in a hopeless attempt at searching.  You vomit down your shirt.
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