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Author Topic: What is the kid made out of?  (Read 18080 times)

pi4arctan1guy

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What is the kid made out of?
« on: May 27, 2008, 05:28:58 am »

Almost every obstacle causes the kid to explode violently.  I think he's a mug of superheated water.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 12:39:36 pm »

His body is constantly under extremely high pressure, with his skin keeping it all in. Like a balloon. Pierce it even slightly and he pops.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2008, 12:57:40 pm »

The kid is made of pixelated red mess.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2008, 09:27:36 pm »

He's actually a human who had a bomb planted in his stomach, it is permanently
set to .0000001 and anything he touches sets him off.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2008, 01:25:50 pm »

I think he has an extremely large amount of allergy's especially for  :spikes:  :fruit: and moon(they should have an icon for that)
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2008, 05:55:44 pm »

His head is a giant mento and his body is a balloon filled with coke.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2008, 06:13:51 pm »

a better question is what is his mother made of.

considering his father is so GODDAMN HARD to kill, his mother must have been a squishy pile of fluff. It's a wonder she didn't splode taking a pounding from The Guy O_o
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 08:32:43 am »

a better question is what is his mother made of.

considering his father is so GODDAMN HARD to kill, his mother must have been a squishy pile of fluff. It's a wonder she didn't splode taking a pounding from The Guy O_o
She probably did, then from the ashes arose The Kid like a phoenix.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 03:04:09 am »

I'm not sure what exactly is the Kid made of, but I'm sure he's some kind of a god, since if he dies he can just reincarnate when he wants.
(by pressing the R button lol wut?)
Why cant his dad do so? ::)
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 05:54:51 am »

You lose that by losing your inocence.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2008, 09:59:18 am »

You lose that by losing your inocence virginity.

Fixed. ;D
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2008, 01:00:07 pm »

That's what I meant.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 01:04:35 pm »

In a vague way. ;p
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2008, 01:25:25 pm »

If you already lost yours, you would get it.
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Re: What is the kid made out of?
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2008, 01:28:57 pm »

....

I am going to kick your ass for this one day....

The funny part was that that indeed was the first thing I thought of anyway. XP
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