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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2015, 05:44:19 pm »

Inside your Crocs, you find a key. However, you can tell by looking at it that the key it too modern to be the key to the cell door.

You proceed to attempt to pick the lock and bash the door down with bones. It doesn't work because duh.
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2015, 04:58:41 am »

A giant godly head appears by your cell door.

"GET ON WITH IT!"
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2015, 01:58:50 pm »

Assuming that throwing a bone outside the cell door didn't make enough of a noise to warrant attention, I do my best Quasimodo impersonation and yell "SANCTUARY!!" repeatedly while hitting the cell door with another bone to mimic a bell tower ringing.
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2015, 06:12:56 pm »

Just as expected, a trio of unfunny Gargoyles appear to ruin everything.
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2015, 01:28:09 am »

I greet the trio of Gargoyles.

"Moe, Larry, Curly, great to see you again. Can you guys explain what the hell is going on around here?"
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2015, 11:02:36 am »

"Nope."
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2015, 12:23:45 pm »

"Ah. OK then. You know, I bet my shiny pink Crocs that you guys can't pry open this cell door."
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2015, 04:30:19 pm »

"That'd be kind of hard since we're just figments of your imagination brought on by the leftovers of the hallucinogenic drugs you've been spiked with these last 4 years. You might wanna hide under your bed like, right now, though."
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Re: Excellent®Quest (Or: How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the alts)
« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2016, 03:16:20 pm »

Fortunately, the approaching presence has been distracted by a crack on the floor that looks uncannily like Christopher Walken since november to notice that you haven't hidden under your bed yet.
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