[9:44:33 AM] mkidtrigun: OMFG
[9:44:58 AM] mkidtrigun: A Fed-Ex package just showed up for my boss
[9:45:15 AM] mkidtrigun: The contents? A bottle of HGH, a penis enlargement kit, and a DVD
[9:45:17 AM] Evan: A penis
[9:45:21 AM] Evan: Damni
[9:45:21 AM] Reuben: LOL
[9:45:21 AM] Evan: t
[9:45:25 AM] Jere: dude seriously?
[9:45:31 AM] mkidtrigun: I'm not fucking kidding
[9:45:35 AM] tijit: dude you are so fired
[9:45:39 AM] Evan: How the fuck was I close to being right?
[9:46:01 AM] Jere: tell him to give you a raise or you'll tell everybody
[9:46:10 AM] Reuben: I'm glad that I'm happy with my dick size and all. If I've got one thing to fall bakc on it's that I've an av. penis size.
[9:46:18 AM] mkidtrigun: Everyone in the front office is checking out the box
[9:46:24 AM] tijit: ahahah
[9:46:28 AM] Reuben: LOST
[9:46:32 AM] Jere: what's the average in england
[9:46:32 AM] Jere: OH GOD
[9:46:35 AM] Jere: poor boss
[9:46:46 AM] Evan: 3 inches
[9:46:47 AM] Reuben: Idk. I'm a little over 6 and a half.
[9:46:53 AM] Evan: They sold the rest to america
[9:46:55 AM] Reuben: So I assume that's around average.
[9:46:58 AM] Evan: OH SNAP
[9:47:05 AM] Jere: counted from ass-to-tip?
[9:47:09 AM] Evan: lul
[9:47:10 AM] Reuben: LOL no.
[9:47:21 AM] Jere: that's how you're supposed to do it
[9:47:25 AM] Jere: 9.5 inches here guys
[9:47:28 AM] Reuben: LOL
[9:47:31 AM] tijit: ahaha
[9:48:19 AM] Reuben: Got to scoot.
[9:48:21 AM] mkidtrigun: Oh GOD, they opened up the enlargement kit, they're trying to figure out how the fuck it pieces together
[9:48:24 AM] Reuben: Bai :3
[9:48:27 AM] Reuben: Oh god.
[9:48:29 AM] Reuben: I have to go.
[9:48:32 AM] tijit: by derf
[9:48:35 AM] Reuben: And I don't ever want to leave this conversation xD
[9:48:37 AM] Jere: oh hey that's not as much as I thought
[9:48:40 AM] Reuben: Aha.
[9:48:40 AM] Jere: 16.51 cm
[9:48:42 AM] Reuben: Bye.
[9:48:46 AM] Jere: I'm around there too
[9:49:00 AM] Jere: have fun mkid
[9:49:12 AM] mkidtrigun: ...and they're attemping to place it on a banana now
[9:49:15 AM] Evan: Lost
[9:49:54 AM] Jere: where's the boss
[9:50:13 AM] tijit: [9:49 AM] mkidtrigun: <<< ...and they're attemping to place it on a banana now
[9:50:21 AM] tijit: amazing
[9:50:26 AM] Jere: SUPER BANANAS
[9:50:27 AM] mkidtrigun: He only shows up like once or twice a week
[9:50:40 AM] Evan: Try using it on someones nose
[9:50:43 AM] Evan: See if it works
[9:50:58 AM] Evan: Actually, I'm sure using it on the tongue could have interesting applications
[9:50:58 AM] tijit: someone should put some public lice in it
[9:51:06 AM] mkidtrigun: Just a sec, getting a pic
[9:51:10 AM] tijit: *pubic lice
[9:51:11 AM] tijit: fuc
[9:51:17 AM] Evan: That way when you ask for a promotion you can say "I sucked your dick!" with a completely straight face.
[9:53:34 AM] mkidtrigun:
http://i39.tinypic.com/5ydocx.jpg[9:53:48 AM] Jere: oh man
[9:53:54 AM] Jere: posting in epic chat
[9:54:05 AM] Evan: Oh lawd
[9:54:10 AM] Evan: Also, read my last post
[9:54:14 AM] Evan: Make moar money Mkid
[9:54:18 AM] tijit: ahahaha
[9:54:21 AM] tijit: holy shit
[9:54:40 AM] tijit: I bet that would get a lot of karma on space dicks
[9:54:49 AM] Dan: oh my god
[9:54:50 AM] Dan: wtf
[9:54:58 AM] Dan: also lul at newbs not getting it
[9:55:03 AM] Dan: and lul at Venser now knowing he died
[9:55:07 AM] Dan: even I knew that
[9:55:19 AM] Dan: (it was on one of the loading screens for DoTP:2012)
[9:55:25 AM] Evan Cate: LOL
[9:55:54 AM] mkidtrigun: Looks like he's coming in today, we're just leaving it on the floor like that
[9:56:09 AM] Evan: OH YES
