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·Arturo·

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It's fascinating
« on: December 29, 2011, 04:31:53 am »

What if my fortune cookie already ends in "In bed"
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 05:28:41 am »

Lulz

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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 05:31:25 am »

I have no idea how the fuck this thread exists but I am very happy about it.
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 09:59:09 am »

an internet to you good sir
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 02:20:13 pm »

I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry and crack your bones and feed the marrow to the birds. And still you will not have suffered enough.
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 02:40:07 pm »

I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry and crack your bones and feed the marrow to the birds. And still you will not have suffered enough in bed.

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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 04:30:45 pm »

I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry and crack your bones and feed the marrow to the birds. And still you will not have suffered enough in bed.

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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2011, 04:51:07 pm »

A chance will appear before you.  Take it.

Don't just add in bed.  Chance requires trains.
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2011, 05:33:07 pm »

A chance will appear before you.  Take it.

Don't just add in bed.  Chance requires trains.

Oldfaggot detected.

Welcome back, sir.
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2011, 05:34:23 pm »

Damnstraight
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 06:30:59 pm »

A chance will appear before you.  Take it.

Don't just add in bed.  Chance requires trains.

Oldfaggot detected.

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I just imagined a huge security system with Art walking up to it. Suddenly there's a full body scan and the system simply says "Oldfaggotry confirmed." And a giant door opens and behind it is a gilded room full of gentlemanly discourse.
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2011, 06:34:43 pm »

I just imagined a huge security system with Art walking up to it. Suddenly there's a full body scan and the system simply says "Oldfaggotry confirmed." And a giant door opens and behind it is a gilded room full of gentlemanly discourse.

This is now my sig
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2011, 03:02:51 am »

Art accidentally receiving someone's package in bed.
I think you just set off the security system's defense mechanism....
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Re: It's fascinating
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 03:10:37 am »

Wouldn't be an accident

...Wait
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I just imagined a huge security system with Art walking up to it. Suddenly there's a full body scan and the system simply says "Oldfaggotry confirmed." And a giant door opens and behind it is a gilded room full of gentlemanly discourse.

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