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Author Topic: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES  (Read 2422 times)

Neko Desu

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MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« on: April 30, 2012, 06:26:30 pm »

One week before exams, and I get hit with a massive virus. My nose has been congested and runny all day; I've also got a sore throat, a fever, and absolutely no appetite. In essence, all my energy to study for exams has been sapped.

On a scientific note, why do viruses exist in the first place? I'd do some research first but I'd rather hear the answer from someone who has actually studied biology (I subject that I don't take since I hate memorization). You could argue that viruses are conceptually not that different from us humans, since we also exist for the sole purpose of reproducing, but I'm still pissed about them. For one, although we multiply really fast, the only direct consequence of doing so is that we take up tons of natural resources. Viruses, on the other head, are complete dickheads since they are the microscopic equivalent of sneaking into your house at night, fucking up your women, and then killing everyone before leaving and saying "Yo homes, smell you later!"

Also responsible for wiping out probably around half of humanity.
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2012, 07:13:02 pm »

Virus's Exist to be dicks to students who study too hard for exams.
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 07:18:48 pm »

students who study too hard for exams.

Dammit how did you know
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 07:36:06 pm »

Your body gets them mord when your tired.
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 08:20:44 pm »

I seem to be feeling better after consuming some traditional chinese herbal medicines (damn it pseudoscience)
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 08:25:18 pm »

TEA IS GOOD FOR YOU; DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!

The fact that you're supposed to drink it at least three times a day, however, is not. v_v
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 03:38:52 pm »

You could argue that viruses are conceptually not that different from us humans, since we also exist for the sole purpose of reproducing, but I'm still pissed about them.

You could argue that every living species exists for the sole purpose of reproducing.

That aside, I thought this thread would be about a computer virus. My face when.
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 05:16:17 pm »

echo $matrixline;
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Re: MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 12:34:16 am »

My last computer BSOD'd. I hate viruses too.
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