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Author Topic: Mozzarella Cheez-Its  (Read 2761 times)

Yule

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Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« on: August 25, 2012, 11:37:28 am »

Happy birthday Rag!
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2012, 11:48:28 am »

Spaghetti and meatballs
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 11:55:10 am »

Happy Birthday Rag! Keep on Raggidy-rocking!
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2012, 12:20:01 pm »

That guy is still an admin? Ybbald, you still need to overthrow him!

errr, happy birthday.
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 12:45:48 pm »

RAG

THIS IS FOR YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2012, 01:08:16 pm »

>CTRL + F
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Only one thing to do:



DERF HAS BEEN FOUND!
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 01:23:36 pm »

*steals cake*

...Oh yeah, happy birthday. But I beat you to it by five days. Race to 25?
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2012, 03:46:25 am »

HIRTHDAY
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2012, 05:31:50 am »

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2012, 08:54:56 am »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGORY
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2012, 09:57:16 am »

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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 03:21:48 pm »

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2012, 10:36:25 am »

I just bought a box of mozzarella cheez-its. On a scale of 1-10, how good are they?
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 12:57:08 pm »

I just bought a box of mozzarella cheez-its. On a scale of 1-10, how good are they?
Very much depends on how you like the texture. I'll assume it has the "smooth" designation, so be prepared for a taste that seems like it is going to get sharper but just stays at a mild pace. I'd give it about a 6.5.
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Re: Mozzarella Cheez-Its
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2012, 01:34:11 pm »

Today, gentlemen, I opened the box.

I had no way to prepare. Yule's inadequate description could not have possibly foretold of what was inside that box.

Today, I tasted pure glory, concentrated sex, and the sweet, sweet taste of victory.

Mozzarella Cheez-its are far beyond anything else that feeble mortal minds have created. They are the pinnacle of human achievements. Countless lines of text could be written upon the life-changing experience of tasting mozzarella cheez-its. In an instant of tasting, I experienced lifetimes. The entire earth could be carved with symbols describing the glorious taste of mozzarella cheez-its, and still it would not be enough to capture the revolutionary taste.

They're at least an 8.5, if not a 9.
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