I dunno, you've got competition.
I'm completely drunk right now, but that's normal for me. So I'm sober.
Sobriety isn't a state of normalcy, it's a state of lack of affliction of recreational drugs.
I think.
Nigger.
Then my logic still makes sense as I am not being affected by alcohol whatsoever.
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt.
Hey.
That's not nice.
NOT ACTUALLY DRUNK YET!
But I am getting drunk. So I decided to make this thread.
Is it shitty enough?
You're not durnk enough.
First I'm not sober enough, then I'm not drunk enough. I'M TRYING DAMMIT
hi silverrida
Hello there pretty sheep person.
Seriously, that's like my favorite avatar of all time.
HOW DO I INTO QUOTE TRAINS?
You must train your body and mind, but I think you're on the right track.
Will that let me be the very best?
I'm sorry, master.
All is forgiven.
With my guidance, you'll be steaming ahead of the rest of the pack!
I seem to be learning.
How could I have not seen the light before. All must fall to the train.
I can't believe we're railly doing this after all these years of no trains.

I'm don't usually not drunk, but when I do, I prefer is drunk
I spent a full minute trying to make sense of that.
I failed.
Your punishment shall be a slow one!
I can't find the Chance Train vid when I need it most!
ALL THE WAY! ALL THE WAY BACK?! Rolling around at the speed of sound...got places to go gotta follow my rainbohohoho.. :( *bawls*
HAHAH
ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvcFcuY8Ayc
So what's the status on getting drunk?
What's the status on your LIVER!?
OHHH BURN HEAL ON THAT SHIT
I'm very drunk.
So does that mean your at the "Get me another whiskey!" stage or the "ya gotta... touchhimrealquickan'go"?
200 proof or gtfo.
Touchemrealquickan'go stage.
Also, 100 proof.
Also, watching jantran.
Also, David, get the FUCK on Skype somtimes. I miss you/