Normally someone else would be running illustrious lying cuntbagquest: Origins, but this is a unique case: I am running it and YOU get to act!
No lame introduction. No excuses. Let's get straight to it.
BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS:
-The first poster's action after an update will be the next action taken if I approve. I will most certainly always approve.
-The same poster cannot act twice in a row. If your action was accepted last update, your post will be ignored.
-The impossible is possible. Try anything. illustrious lying cuntbag moves to fill his surroundings.
-Try to chain together "Action Combos" which will increase your critical strike chance.
-Once your critical chance passes one hundred percent, you will trigger a Critical Burst, which increases the spawn rate of rare monsters.
-Defeating ten rare monsters in a row during a Critical Burst will cause a Cross-Burst Bonanza, which causes your held currency to skyrocket.
-Once your approval rating is at 100%, you will unlock the secret ending and marriage option.
-You cannot get ye flask.
>You are illustrious lying cuntbag, an abnoxiously bishounen teenager with needlessly long blonde hair.
>Sunday afternoons are always awful. You sit in your room, splayed on your bed in front of your laptop. In Google Chrome, you have at least twenty tabs open and nothing to look at. You feel a slight pressure in your bladder.
>What do you do?