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Author Topic: liquidquest Origins--Chapter Two--The Dark Carnival  (Read 31600 times)

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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2013, 01:23:29 pm »

>Put back on underwear, socks and bathrobe and make your way to the kitchen.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2013, 01:42:51 pm »

>Put back on underwear, socks and bathrobe and make your way to the kitchen.

>You re-don your garments and leave the bathroom, passing through the hallway and entering the kitchen.
>You are now in the kitchen. It's pretty basic. There is a refrigerator/freezer on one side, a sink on the other, and an oven at the end. There are cupboards everywhere, both above and below, holding foodstuffs and cleaning supplies. There is a spider on the tile, in the corner by the oven and the fridge.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2013, 04:25:10 pm »

> Get a napkin/paper towel and prepare for combat with the spider.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2013, 04:31:52 pm »

> Get a napkin/paper towel and prepare for combat with the spider.

>You reach across the cabinet and tear a few paper towels off the roll.
>You are now equipped with the weapon PAPER TOWELS in your right hand.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2013, 05:27:39 pm »

>Put down PAPER TOWELS. Get COMPUTER and use VIRTUAL SWORD to combat the spider.

They put these things in the game for a reason, ya know.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2013, 06:31:24 pm »

>Put down PAPER TOWELS. Get COMPUTER and use VIRTUAL SWORD to combat the spider.

>You are no longer equipped with PAPER TOWELS.
>You go to your room full of ACTUAL SWORDS and retrieve your laptop.
>You are now equipped with the weapon LAPTOP COMPUTER in both hands.
>When you return to the spider in the kitchen, you boot up the virtual sword program and hold out your computer screen towards the spider, expecting something to happen. But it seems your hardware isn't quite capable of such rendering.
>Your knowledge of Technomancy goes down by one point.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2013, 07:22:04 pm »

Unequip LAPTOP COMPUTER, equip BROOM, attack SPIDER
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2013, 07:28:47 pm »

> Unequip LAPTOP COMPUTER, equip BROOM, attack SPIDER

>You loosen your grip on your laptop and look around awkwardly. The spider twitches.
>There is no broom to equip, let alone to attack with!
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2013, 07:33:46 pm »

conjure BROOM, equip BROOM, attack SPIDER
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2013, 07:38:07 pm »

conjure BROOM, equip BROOM, attack SPIDER

YOU BROKE THE RULES.

> Step on spider
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2013, 07:39:02 pm »

how so?
eat SPIDER
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2013, 07:55:05 pm »

how so?
eat SPIDER

read the OP



> Step on spider

>You raise your socked foot high into the air before crushing the spider mercilessly. Its life is snuffed out in an instant.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2013, 08:37:07 pm »

I take off the sock, and hang it on the wall as a trophy of the kill.

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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2013, 12:03:42 am »

>Take off the sock, and hang it on the wall as a trophy of the kill.

>You go into your room and hammer a nail through your sock into your wall. It hangs there, limply, looking kinda gross.
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Re: Liquidquest: Origins--Choose my very own (factual) beginnings!
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2013, 01:09:57 am »

>Pick up Nintendo DS and begin to play whatever game is in either slot.

(Really hoping it's either The Dark Spire or Phantasy Star Zero)
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