Hi, and welcome to the Headdesk News! I'm your Head Newsbar, Infinite! You may be wondering just what happened this week! Well... everyone was still punctuation, and a couple more got on the bandwagon, Headdesk News got started up and stickied, I became Head Newsbar, Jooger got gum on his phone, My Hand Smells Like Ass got necroed... again, IGN went crazy and necroed so many threads, Mort trolled an apple store, more cookies, a new rule was suggested, a bunch of people stayed in the Fangames, Other Games, and Game Design Boards, we wondered why they do, IWBTF got off the top searches from I Wanna Be the F, we found out how people are doing in school, Google turned 15, people spelunked and were spelunked on, everyone jumped aboard the quote train, Infernoman got depressed, but felt better thanks to cracked.com, I listened to a lot of songs, people cut their grass on sunday, sage grows in every field, infernoman needed help recording, MetaKK wanted some fangames, DD and Velocity kept playing their quests, Phaneron wanted to know our deepest secrets, guests were lookin at infernomans profile, Phaneron had a birthday, I got haunted by grandmas, everybody left, I linked to Engrish, Phaneron got a pet, eh-wha-wha-wha?, and who is harddrive, indeed?