Today is Saturday! You know what that means? The Headdesk News! Im your Head Newsbar, and Im here to tell you the ongoings of this week! So... ParasiteBirth joined and was welcomed by many, dAY told his life story, Venser used a funny coding engine, Para was afraid of time, Benny Hill with death metal made many people lose, Berry went sober, dAY got a job, Miracle hated scorpions, I deleted the News, IGN and Infernoman were afraid of fucking stuff up, MetaKK returned, fuck Israel, Miracle is actually a guy, ears were pleased, Not porn movie titles made good porn titles, Cabadoth made IWBTG2, Para didn't know IGN, Berry got drunk beyond his normal level, PROO DRINKS UP TO THE NEWS, ??!?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!!!??!!!!??!?!!, dAYs only alt is his cock, I have Let it Go on my ipod, ethin was afraid of redheads, I was afraid of cord phones, biyorn, Para made I Wanna Be the Timeline, Jooger liked Frozen, we talked about bullying, GLaDOS offered some cake, MetaKK was afraid of the dark, Fatih couldn't speak Japanese for shit, Miracle got excited for Turn Blue, Null got back into anime after 3 years, Lolgamer was afraid of deep voices, not porn games titles made good porn game titles, users were praised, Fatih didn't understand Scriptmonkey, that DAMN David Letterman is retiring, people had weird dreams, Derf kept up with the Marble Hornets, Jooger explained his avatar, Lolgamer hates his community, I had a confusing conversation with my brother, Para posted his Mario speed run, IGN descended into madness, click this thread = lose, IGN found Berry's birthday art, Berry was phone, Jooger expected clop, Lolgamer changed his avatar for the month, doge arcanine, Mark had a weird sleep schedule, I know I'm awesome but stop copying me, people liked gaming creepypastas, and you can't have sex with a country.