Read this post if you want to live. I'm kidding, but I hope you enjoy this weeks edition of the Headdesk News! *Ahem*... SL best be catching up to Mkid, I found the perfect game for Lolgamer, Ron Burgundy announced his new account, Lolgamer found the best creepiest sitcom ever, Para announced his game, SL became a filthy hippie, cowardly ran away into the woods, brutally murdered a bunch of bears, and adopted a cub that he orphaned in the first place, Null shared his game idea, IGN showed his cookie clicker stats (again), Null is the king of bears This is a joint, class, the remakes of Ruby and Sapphire are finally coming, dAY made a super drunk thread and checked into detox :/, Mkid went to go get a haircut, got scissors stuck in his head, attempted to pull them out when he discovered he had telekinetic powers and used them to control the world, setting off atom bombs in the process, dAY became Kloud on a cloud, the entire Turn Blue album leaked (Miracle came), the avatar problems were never truly fixed, Mark asked about horror game sprint bars, Meta posted Dart Leekspin, Rosebud Frozen Peas are full of country goodness and green penis, TOP LEL, Jooger posted a mugshot, I nominated another thread, dAY joked about HIV, HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED, Miracle heard that Girls Gone Wild is a magnificent piece of pornography, the my little pony community vs IWBTG community thread lost all potential, Rebag showed Ponytube, I bumped the Game thread, Valkama became a hippy, litterally dodged a bullet, became famous by actually doing something and then banged Oprah, hello Mr. Brown!, and Rebag didn't want to see a vagina.