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Makaris

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Killing Kayin
« on: October 26, 2007, 11:28:26 pm »

In this thread, we discuss how we would like to kill Kayin.

I for one plan to push him off the side of a boat into eel infested waters.  Screeching eels.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 11:48:45 pm »

That is dumb and YOU'RE dumb. He should be cheesegrated to death.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 11:52:25 pm »

Fuck you sneeps.  You don't know my pain.  :( :( :(
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 11:54:34 pm »


Makaris: "Do you hear that, Kayin? Those are the screeching eels! Don’t believe me? Just wait. They always get louder when they’re about to feast on human flesh!"
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 11:55:36 pm »

It should be a poetic death, having something to do with his sins. You're just an apple-sucking cretin. Have a little imagination. He should have to try and complete a parkour course while rabid pitbulls and vampire bats chase him.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2007, 12:02:35 am »

What the fuck does Parkour have to do with sins or Kayin? 
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2007, 12:05:24 am »

Parkour is basically what you have to do in the game, so he should have to do it. It's appropriate. It happens in real life too, where people will wall jump and go over apples and zombies will attack them and stuff.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2007, 12:08:51 am »

Look, if you expect me to read all those words, you're wrong.  Perhaps I could summarize for you?  Summary:  SNEEPSUCKKAYINSUCK 8====D

Real mature, Sneeps.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2007, 12:15:53 am »

That's real witty Makaris. I'm reporting you to the Mod.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 12:23:46 am »

As much as I enjoy this dialogue, I fear we may be embarrasing Kayin on the internet to his internet friends.  In other words, mission successful.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2007, 12:28:13 am »

Nice.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2007, 11:29:20 am »

His punishment should be obvious. He should have an apple thrown at his head so hard it makes his head explode. Then when he gets to hell, he's stuck in a fuckhuge pile of apples. Like one of those playroom ball pit things, except it goes on for eternity and it's full of apples.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 01:46:01 pm »

Drowned in a pool of apple juice, except when he's about to drown you drop a large battery in the water. To simulate the lightning. Oh, and the reason he can't get out is a covering of spikes on the surface of the juice.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2007, 02:23:22 pm »

If you guys are going to kill him, you need to incorporate a falling moon somewhere in there.
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Re: Killing Kayin
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 12:15:34 pm »

But... they're cherries. :fruit:
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