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[LOLGAMMER]

So you're a milk and you try to escape your home and go to somewhere that they can make you human.Because your'e different from other milks.Your IQ is higher than 140 so you can do things like humans.But your size is still same,though
This is your character:

: show

Of course your'e a glass bottle but you don't break easily when you fall like other glass bottles.

Your'e in a refrigerator and you want to escape from here.There are nobody in the house.

[shitty name fixed]

Roll off the fridge shelf

[LOLGAMMER]

You try to roll off the fridge shelf,but your'e not powerful enough to open the fridge.You need something else to open it.

[LOLGAMMER]

But I have no limbs or opposable digits, how am I actually supposed to do anything?

Erm,actually your'e right.Here is ACTUAL character with poorly-drawn arms and face:

: show

You look around the fridge,there are bacons,sausages,a lot of vegetables,bananas,apples,kiwis,some chocolates from Sweden,vinegar,lemon sherbet,vodka,another milk bottle,ketchup and mayonnaise.

[infern0man1]

Use the vodka. It should be strong enough.

dammit, derf ninjad me

[LOLGAMMER]

You added vinegar to the inventory
__________
l Invetory  l
l -Vinegar  l
l              l
l              l
l________ l

You lie rolled the milk bottle and ketchup to the door,aand its now open.You can see the kitchen now,and its as normal as other kitchens.The family is coming to the home,you should hurry up.

[LOLGAMMER]

You climbed the cupboard under sink.

Which drawer do you want to look?

[LOLGAMMER]

Well,there are detergents,some trays,and source of that comes from sink.Like one of these:

[LOLGAMMER]

Ok.Now your'e a murderer milk.ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Anyway,you leaved the house.There are nobody in the street because its 1 AM.There are some markets and more house in the street.And you don't know where to go by now.

[Fatih]

Roll towards the rising sun.

[LOLGAMMER]

You roll towards the sun.Apperently there are almost nobody in the street.You keep rolling for like 3 hours.You start to feel tired so you stop rolling for a while.There are a field in your left and a factory in your right.

return of the milk

[Fatih]

factory

[LOLGAMMER]

You enter the FACTORY.It looks like abandoned,and it is a creepy place.It looks like the machines are down.There is a door in your left.

[Fatih]

break machines

[LOLGAMMER]

Youre not strong enough for doing that.You can open the machines though