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The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« on: December 29, 2007, 10:49:55 pm »

Ok, so most of us lovers of IWBTG are probably either hardcore gamers or at least play games (or used to) enough to not be considered 'casual'. As gamers, many of us have probably been told to 'get a life' on at least one occassion, usually by people who spend most of their time outside with that big-bright-burning-hot-fireball known as the sun and who could probably not play their way out of a Kirby game. So, the purpose of this thread is to think of replies to this all-too-cliche phrase. Replies may actually be serious or they may be horrible, groan-inducing puns and bad jokes.

Naturally, I shall start it off with replies of the groan-inducing nature.
"I already have 3 lives per continue, I doubt I'll need another."
"I have a life, I just spend most of it in one room barely moving while yelling at a screen because  :kid: just got hit by a  :spikes: after dodging a  :fruit:."
 
And one half-decent reply.
"I've spent my life saving the world and seeing deserts, tropical islands, volcanoes, frigid lands of ice, and even space and have recently been promoted to *insert rank here* in a guild consisting of *insert number of people in guild in mmorpg/mmofps here*. You have kicked a ball across a field, congratulations."
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2007, 12:28:13 am »

"I can get a life anytime I want. It's right in the hidden block in level 1-3."
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 01:23:25 am »

I have a life.  That's why I suspiciously disappeared from the forums for a while. *shifty eyes*
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 12:28:30 am »

I have a life;  I just don't use it much.  :P
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 02:02:16 am »

I have a life. It's like a fine wine; I'll open it when it's damn well ready.
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 03:53:16 am »

I think you're confusing me with someone who enjoys professional wrestling.

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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 06:24:33 am »

I have a pretty socialable group of friends for a bunch of geeks. So I go out a decent amount. And I'm not always playing games when I do. Sometimes I drink brandy and eat food. :D
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 12:46:46 pm »

I have a life. I spend it playing games =P
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2008, 08:52:18 pm »

I have a life.  If I didn't, I'd be dead.
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 09:21:20 pm »

I have a life but its hiding  :'(
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2008, 09:29:46 pm »

i have a life, im not at game over
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2008, 10:16:08 pm »

Best one!

"I have a life. And it's mine, not yours, so GTFO"
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2008, 10:28:04 pm »

I have a life.  I got it at 10,000 points.
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2008, 10:29:33 pm »

What about...

"I have a life. I had to eat a fucking green 'shroom to get it"
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Re: The 'get a life' Reply Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 10:32:56 pm »

What about...

"I have a life. I had to eat a fucking green 'shroom to get it"

"...Hidden in an invisible block that I had to jump around like a retard for a while to get."?

I have a life.  You're looking at it.
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