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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #195 on: January 20, 2015, 12:41:29 pm »

"Yeah, I think getting might be the right word."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #196 on: January 20, 2015, 01:55:47 pm »

"You'll need to stay in bed for a couple of days."

The doctor leaves the room, and you're alone.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #197 on: January 20, 2015, 06:22:45 pm »

Try to fall asleep.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #198 on: January 20, 2015, 06:42:29 pm »

You try to fall asleep when suddenly you hear a couple of familiar voices. Your homophobic parents walk into the room.

"Son, we know you're gay," your mom says as she approaches you. "That's why as soon as you've recovered, we're sending you to a 'pray away the gay' Christian camp!"
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #199 on: January 20, 2015, 08:18:20 pm »

"K."

*Literally try to say it that way*
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #200 on: January 20, 2015, 10:01:19 pm »

"We're glad you're agreeing to this," your mother says.

"With the power of Christ and prayer, I'm sure you'll be straight as a ruler in no time."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #201 on: January 20, 2015, 10:02:08 pm »

"I'd rather bend that ruler into a circle. Then call myself that."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #202 on: January 21, 2015, 12:09:16 am »

"What are you talking about?" Your father demands. "Are you going to become straight or not?"
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #203 on: January 21, 2015, 08:58:01 am »

"No. Unless I eventually find squeezing breasts until they pop attractive."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #204 on: January 21, 2015, 10:58:17 am »

"The devil is inside him," your mother says to your father. "It's too late. He's not our son anymore. Satan has gotten him."

Your father looks at you angrily.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #205 on: January 21, 2015, 11:35:42 am »

"I'm going to make you my follower!"

Say it very sarcastically.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #206 on: January 21, 2015, 01:41:08 pm »

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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #207 on: January 21, 2015, 02:37:03 pm »

"I'm going to make you my follower!"

Say it very sarcastically.

"Get out of my son, you demon!" Your father howls.

The doctor from before suddenly comes into the room. "What's going on here?"
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #208 on: January 21, 2015, 05:24:07 pm »

"Apparently I'm Satan."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #209 on: January 21, 2015, 07:46:56 pm »

The doctor facepalms. He turns to your parents and says: "Come on, he's just an eighteen-year-old boy."

"Our son has the devil inside him!" Your father roars. "We're bringing an exorcist here right now!"
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