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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #240 on: January 24, 2015, 02:14:49 am »

(DAMMIT GAMEMASTER)

Admit that it was all a joke.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #241 on: January 24, 2015, 02:26:35 am »

"Do not attempt to deceive me with your lies," the exorcist continues. "Now, BEGONE FROM THE BOY!!!!!!"

You hear police sirens outside the window.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #242 on: January 24, 2015, 11:47:42 am »

"..."


"Was this all really necessary? You just wasted a hundred bucks for an exorcism that didn't do anything, and I was about to go to sleep anyways when you have to go all up obnoxious on me. You know what? Whatever you do, this is one of the reasons why I'll be gay forever. You'll never support me. What if I was an alien? Huh? Well, you would probably still send me off as a specimen and call me Satan at that. And this annoying guy, all he does is wave around a cross like he's something special and starts screaming the same stuff. Hell, ANYONE can do that! What the heck is the point? Maybe you could've hired myself to do that, but no, you obviously don't care that I need to rest. And that bully over there, now he had to apologize, even though he didn't mean it. You could've just told him to do it if he really meant it, but you want to annoy me even more, right? And anyhow, you guys are making MUCH more noise around here! We're in a goddamn hospital, for Christ's sake! The only one who is actually helping me out is the Doctor! But you three..."

"JUST

LEAVE

ME

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"

Try to pass out.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #243 on: January 24, 2015, 01:25:24 pm »

You manage to distract them for long enough that the police arrive into the room, the doctor in tow.

"These three, err, 'guests', have been making a lot of trouble for my patient here. Will you escort them outside?"

Your parents and the exorcist are pulled from the room, each still hurling chants of "SATAN! SATAN!" at you.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #244 on: January 24, 2015, 06:05:18 pm »

"Thanks a lot, Doctor."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #245 on: January 24, 2015, 06:34:29 pm »

"No problem. I think you should stay in bed for at least another day before you leave." He then leaves the room.

A while later, Heather arrives. "Ummm...hi," she says.
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2015, 03:51:54 pm »

"Yo."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2015, 06:19:47 pm »

"So...I heard a lot of noise going on in your room, and stuff. Are you okay?"
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2015, 06:42:11 pm »

"Meh. Parents."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2015, 06:54:12 pm »

"Oh, man. Yeah, you told me about how they kicked you out, right? So like, what did they do now?"
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #250 on: July 26, 2015, 04:02:48 am »

"Oh, you know, normal parent stuff. Called an exorsist on me. Stuff like that."
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Re: Homosexual Quest
« Reply #251 on: July 26, 2015, 01:12:48 pm »

"Man, that sucks."

She puts her hand on your shoulder. "You know what? I won't invite my boyfriend over while you're staying with me. I know he hates you."
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