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« Reply #225 on: January 22, 2015, 11:06:18 pm »

"He's here! There's our exorcist!" Your mother cries as she waltzes back into the room.

She points an accusing finger at you, then gestures to the exorcist: "The devil is in my son. Please, you must help him!"
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« Reply #226 on: January 22, 2015, 11:08:28 pm »

Think silently, 'I've had enough.'

"Mwahahaha! You have not realized that Father is actually Satan! And you blindly lived your life with him!! And since you both procreated me...

I AM THE SON OF SATAN!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!"
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« Reply #227 on: January 22, 2015, 11:13:34 pm »

"Save him! Please, show him Christ!" Your father shouts.

The doctor returns, wondering what all the commotion is about. The bully just stares at you, bewildered.
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« Reply #228 on: January 23, 2015, 12:08:58 am »

Try to whisper secretly to the bully, "Hey, can you help me out by pretending to be possessed?"
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« Reply #229 on: January 23, 2015, 12:16:50 am »

The bully jumps away from you.

"What in the world-" the doctor begins, before the exorcist cuts him off.

"Submit to the power of Christ!" He yells while shoving the cross in your face. "Be expelled, demon!"
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« Reply #230 on: January 23, 2015, 09:01:57 am »

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« Reply #231 on: January 23, 2015, 11:19:45 am »

"It's working!" Your father yells.

"Stop it. Knock this nonsense off," the doctor suddenly speaks up. "The boy's just woken up, and he's still recovering. Can't you tell that he's just playing an act?"

The exorcist appears determined.
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« Reply #232 on: January 23, 2015, 02:26:51 pm »

Look to the doctor hopefully.
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« Reply #233 on: January 23, 2015, 03:28:43 pm »

Noticing your sudden lack of demonic behaviour, the exorcist yells "It worked!" He turns to your parents and adds: "That'll be $100, please."

The doctor looks at you sympathetically.
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« Reply #234 on: January 23, 2015, 05:38:22 pm »

Start making blubbering noises.

Say gibberish stuff too.
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« Reply #235 on: January 23, 2015, 07:28:38 pm »

"Oh, no," the exorcist replies. "The demon has come back!"

The doctor leaves to dial 911. The bully just dashes out of the room.
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« Reply #236 on: January 24, 2015, 01:20:36 am »

"Leave me be, or else you will become my new host!"
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« Reply #237 on: January 24, 2015, 01:22:16 am »

"Feel the power of Christ!" The exorcist declares. "Return to Hell from which you came, demon! Be gone! BE GONE!"

Your parents stare in awe at the work of the exorcist.
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« Reply #238 on: January 24, 2015, 01:46:38 am »

Try to laugh in an evil way.

"Your crosses will not work on me!
Your chants for repelling me will not make me budge!
You have now gone too far! I have cast a curse on you!"
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« Reply #239 on: January 24, 2015, 01:59:46 am »

While in the middle of saying all that, you suddenly feel an intense pain in your gut. Since you are still recovering, all of this acting has required great physical exertion from you, and you fall down onto your bed.

"Aha! The demon is receding! I can feel his presence sinking back in the pits of hell!" The exorcist howls.

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