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[Angrystu]

A lesbian attempted to hit me once. I felt rather amused by it, before calling her a bulldyke for the second time.

[Arkhanno]

Most straight men think in the way that I described above. They don't know, however, that homosexuals generally don't like hairy asses.

dsk, I did that for one reason: to see how you would react. I do this often, but now that you guys know what I do, I can't do it on this forum anymore. Be happy that you were chosen at random.

[desktopdoodlz]

before calling her a bulldyke for the second time.

why?, thats... mean

[Arkhanno]

before calling her a bulldyke for the second time.

why?, thats... mean

You REALLY don't know guys.

[desktopdoodlz]

i kinda do..

but calling a lesbian a bulldyke is just cruel

[Angrystu]

And her proclaiming that I am the source of all the world's problems was simply uncalled for. I was offered hostility and responded in kind. Furthermore, I present the extenuating circumstances that she 'really had it coming to her, the fucking bitch'. Anyone who attempts to sabotage relations between me and my friends is going to irk me past the point of reasonably responding.

[desktopdoodlz]

BAHAHAHA

and where did this all take place?, it sounds like a bar to me... because ive seen a lesbian punching a guy in a bar before...

[Angrystu]

It was in high school. Were I to have been in the presence of my friend, Mr. Alexander Keith, I probably would have ended the conversation more violently.

Although much more satisfyingly too.

[desktopdoodlz]

that alexander keiths spokeperson guy got arrested for child porn...

and have you ever tasted moosehead lager?, it tastes delishious!

[Angrystu]

I heard about his arrest for that. Sickening, really. And yes, I do enjoy Moosehead. I enjoy pretty much any beer, except for the really nasty ones like Colt 45, or Faxe.

[desktopdoodlz]

canadian beer is the best

[Angrystu]

It's a mystery why our liquor stores have sections for import beer, really.

Wow, we are so far off-topic. Unless we're relating this to going for halloween as 'drunk'. In which case we are right on-topic.

[desktopdoodlz]

yeah, im not gonna lie;  i was kinda drunk on halloween...

[Arkhanno]

I come back and dsk is nowhere to be found! Well, I'm going to go watch some porn. Halloween themed porn! Come get me when he gets back so I can see what he says. (No, not about the erection.)

[Yule]

I come back and dsk is nowhere to be found! Well, I'm going to go watch some porn. Halloween themed porn! Come get me when he gets back so I can see what he says. (No, not about the erection.)

WTH!?