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Sodra, The Man That Will Not Leave

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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #690 on: March 07, 2009, 03:13:39 pm »

sodra goes to johnson
"WTf HAPPENED TO SODRA, THE CYBORG????"
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #691 on: March 07, 2009, 03:18:33 pm »

Johnson recalls eating sodra the cyborg before losing his powers
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #692 on: March 07, 2009, 03:24:01 pm »

"WTF IS WRONG WIT U???"
sodra rips johnsons head off
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #693 on: March 07, 2009, 03:25:30 pm »

Johnson is glad that in the event of someone trying to rip his head off, he regenerates a new head.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #694 on: March 07, 2009, 05:01:24 pm »

"Sodra was defected so we disposed of him. He's still alive, but activating him is impossible. The radiation will fry you in seconds, no matter who you are." This was, in a way, a lie, since Draconic could survive it for about a minute and I was immune completely.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #695 on: March 07, 2009, 05:05:06 pm »

"So anyway, yes! Welcome to my office! Why don't you sit yourself down in that chair right there? Perhaps you would like a mint from my bowl of mints that I have here?" Draco sat down behind his desk. "Woeful, we'll have to catch up a bit later, I'll have to attend to Jameson right now." Draco turned to Jameson. "So, what can I, do for you?"
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #696 on: March 07, 2009, 05:09:22 pm »

Furious packed away his bedroll, stashing it and his packs at the edge of the forest and hiding them where no predators would get at them. He patted the hammer at his hip, and drew his sling. Hopefully he could find some good game out here...
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #697 on: March 07, 2009, 05:19:35 pm »

Johnson took the bowl of mints and began to eat them. They were'nt very good but he was hungry after all.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #698 on: March 07, 2009, 06:46:01 pm »

"Woah, how the hell did you get here, Johnson?" I pushed Johnson out of the room with my mind. "Anyway, I was going to see you about reclaiming what is rightfully ours. I know what you did with the contract, and I intend not to let that happen again." He looked directly into Draconic's eyes.

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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #699 on: March 07, 2009, 06:54:37 pm »

"WOEFUL, SLAY HIM!!!" Draco decided to sic Woeful on Jameson, before he got him with a cheap move. Draco searched quickly around his drawer for a particular object.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #700 on: March 07, 2009, 06:56:58 pm »

"HWAA!!!" Woeful kicked Jameson in the face.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #701 on: March 07, 2009, 06:59:45 pm »

"Damn, that hurt! Well, it won't hurt as much as THIS." I held up a black case. "I've been taking my own time trips. You know the magnum incident, where every time I go back in time I get one?

Well, this is the fruit of my labor." I opened the class case and pulled out a sparkling blue minigun. It radiated a light so powerful it's second only to starlight.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #702 on: March 07, 2009, 07:01:47 pm »

"Ah-ha! Let's see who's laughing when they get an eyeful of...THIS!!!" Draco held up a mirror, reflecting the light away from Woeful and back at Jameson.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #703 on: March 07, 2009, 07:03:40 pm »

"Ooh, pretty lights. Have you ever thought of contacts that double as sunglasses?" I held a picture of sodra in real life up to the mirror, breaking the mirror.
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Re: The Hotel
« Reply #704 on: March 07, 2009, 07:05:37 pm »

"Well, you know what? Screw this." Draco reared up, and stomped on Jameson with such a force that he made an indentation into the floor.
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