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Author Topic: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)  (Read 2627 times)

Tervez

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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2009, 11:42:17 am »

...What.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2009, 11:43:05 am »

If it didn't have a plot when it was a game, then that movie better be a solid two hours of spaceships flying around blasting shit to pieces. Anything else would suck.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 11:47:50 am »

What... The... Fuck?
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2009, 11:52:25 am »

If it didn't have a plot when it was a game, then that movie better be a solid two hours of spaceships flying around blasting shit to pieces. Anything else would suck.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2009, 11:59:30 am »

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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2009, 12:25:42 pm »

At least there's no plot for them to fuck up.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 02:19:04 pm »

Is this serious...?
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2009, 02:23:41 pm »

Yeah, I was reading about this abomination some days ago.
The game sucks, I remember my dad bought me the PSOne version years ago. It sucked so hard.
I bet it's going to be something gay, stupid and scientifically impossible shit like Armageddon.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 02:25:56 pm »

I will totally watch this movie if the radar in the spaceship is made with the graphics in game.

Oh, and the game was good way back then, nowadays it's just too simple.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 04:14:00 pm »

that movie better be a solid two hours of spaceships flying around blasting shit to pieces. Anything else would suck.

This.
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 04:26:07 pm »

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Did anyone else notice "Battleship" and "Candyland"?
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 04:32:00 pm »

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Did anyone else notice "Battleship" and "Candyland"?

Ya, I was all "WTF!?!?!!?!?!??"
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 04:46:18 pm »

...
Did anyone else notice "Battleship" and "Candyland"?


the script will be 75% :hit and miss, 24%: Hey your moving your pieces!, and 1%: bullshit you cheating SOB!
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Re: Asteroids: The Movie (Not a joke I swear)
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 05:08:51 pm »

(Sadly...) I could actually imagine what it will be like,


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