The way this game works is:
You post an action, like: I eat a sandwich.
The next person posts a problem that could occur, putting whoops in front of their sentence, like: Whoops! You choke on it and roll on the floor dying. There are people around, but none of them care to save you.
Then, the person who posted the whoops part posts their own action.
Example:
1st person: I go for a walk.
2nd person: whoops! You walk into a nuclear facility and get shot in the top security area.
I call a friend.
3rd Person: The phone comes to life and wraps itself around your throat, killing you instantly.
I walk the dog.
...
and on and on and on...
So, I'll start: I play slap jack with a friend. (it's a card game for those sheltered people who don't know what it is)
