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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #240 on: August 26, 2009, 09:09:24 pm »

Moby Dick?
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #241 on: August 26, 2009, 09:22:46 pm »

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
  - Rodney Dangerfield
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #242 on: August 26, 2009, 09:24:59 pm »

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
  - Rodney Dangerfield
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
  - Russell P. Askue
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
  - Judith Martin

Awesome, especially the 1st one.  XD
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #243 on: August 26, 2009, 09:32:11 pm »

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
  - Rodney Dangerfield
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
  - Russell P. Askue
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
  - Judith Martin
Great quotes.
The closest one to lols was the Rodney Dangerfield one and I had heard it before :\
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #244 on: August 26, 2009, 09:35:29 pm »

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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #245 on: August 26, 2009, 10:34:11 pm »

The white whale thing is the lyrics to a metal (or death metal...i dunno) song by Mastodon called Blood and Thunder.
Which is based off Moby Dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQYMLpoIj1g

Which apparently is in a guitar hero :P
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #246 on: August 26, 2009, 10:38:38 pm »

And this one's all about Heavy.




















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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #247 on: August 26, 2009, 11:05:04 pm »



Fuck.

You knew that one would get me if you've been playing altitude with me. (Ir even saw my screenname)
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« Reply #248 on: August 27, 2009, 04:27:57 pm »

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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #249 on: August 27, 2009, 04:30:14 pm »

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Your videos could just be you in a Nazi outfit, shitting into a bucket while doing the can-can and they'd already be miles ahead of Pewdiepie.

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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #250 on: August 27, 2009, 11:37:08 pm »

still no smile
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #251 on: August 27, 2009, 11:39:15 pm »

(Let's humor him, just play along with his ruse so he can feel smug, we all know he's laughing on the other side of the screen anyway.)
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #252 on: August 28, 2009, 12:01:47 am »

no really, i've seen everything in this thread, minus like 3 things. 
I play this improv game called 'Don't make me Laugh'. So I'm good at holding back even a smile.
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #253 on: August 28, 2009, 03:08:47 am »

About half an hour ago, I farted. Sitting at my computer as I do most of the time, this is something I've grown used to, but this fart really fucking stank. Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with shit mixed in. I was sick and tired of having farts smell so terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait for it to disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my diet to better influence my smells? No, I did not. I took what I considered to be the alternative route.

I stuck a mint up my ass.

I figured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server a fair job of dissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making my farts the kind that goirls would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn't work out the way the dissolved mint would be absorbed into the walls.

Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being of a scientific mind, I decided this would be where I'd prove or disprove my hypothesis, so I let her rip.

Oh god. It wasn't a fart. It was a fucking butt sneeze.

The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was spearmint jelly mixed with shit, and it was all over my boxers and running down my leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing experience, and one I wouldn't want to relive.

However, it was worth the noting:
That shit jelly smelled fucking awesome.
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #254 on: August 28, 2009, 08:52:14 am »

Almost laughed

guys I'm in school
try to make me laugh in class and get in trouble
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