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ybbald

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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #450 on: September 01, 2009, 08:17:01 pm »

Today, I asked my hip, young secretary about someone I assumed was a rapper because my 15 year old son kept discussing with his friend how much his girlfriend likes this individual. My secretary looked horrified and did not answer. I later found out why. The 'person' I asked about? Dirty Sanchez. FML
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Re: Laugh = Lose
« Reply #451 on: September 01, 2009, 08:54:37 pm »

I win this thread because I'm depressed at the moment :(
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« Reply #452 on: September 01, 2009, 09:08:59 pm »

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
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« Reply #453 on: September 01, 2009, 09:26:32 pm »

Today, I asked my hip, young secretary about someone I assumed was a rapper because my 15 year old son kept discussing with his friend how much his girlfriend likes this individual. My secretary looked horrified and did not answer. I later found out why. The 'person' I asked about? Dirty Sanchez. FML
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Your videos could just be you in a Nazi outfit, shitting into a bucket while doing the can-can and they'd already be miles ahead of Pewdiepie.

ybbald

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« Reply #454 on: September 01, 2009, 11:11:49 pm »

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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ybbald

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« Reply #455 on: September 01, 2009, 11:17:08 pm »

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparantly, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML
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« Reply #456 on: September 01, 2009, 11:48:51 pm »

Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
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« Reply #457 on: September 01, 2009, 11:49:52 pm »

I win this thread because I'm depressed at the moment :(

I win this thread because im winning, and im not depressed.
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ybbald

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« Reply #458 on: September 02, 2009, 12:11:38 am »

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball strangely rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
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« Reply #459 on: September 02, 2009, 12:14:16 am »

you do realize that some of these are fake? right?
It's either that guy is retarded, or he made it up.
well i guess either way he's retarded.
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« Reply #460 on: September 02, 2009, 12:20:22 am »

Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML


Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
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« Reply #461 on: September 02, 2009, 12:25:42 am »

http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/worldwide/miley-cyrus-fans

vote for pedobear
he's up to #2, but he needs a bout 6,000 more votes
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« Reply #462 on: September 02, 2009, 12:26:34 am »

Is 4chan behind that?
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« Reply #463 on: September 02, 2009, 12:27:36 am »

Voted.

Currently, Miley Cyrus is Miley's Cyrus's biggest fan.

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« Reply #464 on: September 02, 2009, 12:38:57 am »

By the by, if you get there through http://www.appspect.com, you can refresh as many times as you want to put extra votes in.
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