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[Mort, the Lonely]

GODZILLA GOT HORNY AND BEGAN TO FUCK BACK

[ybbald]

life is the bitch
and death is her sister
sleep is the cousin
what a fucking family picture
you all know father time
and we all know mother nature
it's all in the family
but I am of no relation

[Mort, the Lonely]

BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE FUCKED BY SHAQ

[ybbald]

BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE FUCKED BY SHAQ

lost w=l

[Mort, the Lonely]

WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ LUBE
WHEN AARON CARTER CAME OUTTA THE BLUE
AND HE STARTED SUCKING OFF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE BATMOBILE
BUT BEFORE HE COULD MAKE IT BACK TO AARONS LOVE SHACK
ABRAHAM LINCOLN TEABAGGED HIS SACK
AND HE PULLED A NINE INCH VIBRATOR OUT OF HIS HAT
AND HE BLEW BATMAN...
BUT HE RAN OUT OF RUBBERS AND HE RAN AWAY
BECAUSE OPTIMUS PRIME CAME ON BATMANS FACE

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ORGY
OF HOMOSEXUALITY

[Alpha]

life is the bitch
and death is her sister
sleep is the cousin
what a fucking family picture
you all know father time
and we all know mother nature
it's all in the family
but I am of no relation

6 foot, 7 foot...good shit.

[ybbald]

wait wait wait
someone else here listen to lil wayne.... and likes him?

[Alpha]

His serious shit yeah. Not his goofy, I'm only doing this for popularity's sake shit.

[ybbald]

I like both his serious and his goofy, although his goofy can get a bit old sometimes

[Alpha]

Indeed. When I say serious, I don't mean 100%. But songs like "Lollipop" get on my nerves for their stupid, repetitive, carbon copy nature.

[ybbald]

that's songs not that great

[Yule]

6 foot, 7 foot is on my phone, blarg.

[ybbald]

on your phone? Was it automatic or did you add it?

[Yule]

Added. Still not a great song.

[ybbald]

Have you ever heard Rakim? You might like him
he's oldschool but he has really good lyrics