There are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour and 24 hours in a day, which means there are 86,400 seconds in a day, and

604,800 seconds in a week. 1.000.000 secs - 604.800(so that we can find the remaining days) = 395.200 seconds.

395.200/60 = 6586 minutes

6586/60 = 109 hours

109 hours = approximately 4,5 days.

1 week equals 7 days so 7+4,5= 11,5 days. So it would take 11,5 days of spamming to reach our goal.

Edit: Wait, I forgot the fact that your posts are limited and you can only post once per 5 seconds. It would actually take 57,5 goddamn days of spamming to reach THEBIGONEMILLION. Can you tolerate that? I guess I can but down here a gunshot bride :/