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EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« on: May 23, 2010, 04:49:22 pm »

Evan, this is your conscience speaking. Can you hear me?

A unicorn approaches.

"Would you like to go to fairyland?"

Evan: Yes conscience, I would love to go to fairyland.

"Hop on my back, then."

The unicorn lowers itself so that Evan may ride it.

Now Evan, Fairyland is a very dangerous place, and Fairyland is also considered a legitimate place/word by spellcheck. Be careful.

The unicorn and you burst through the door, as the wooden pieces scatter you are pulled through a multicolored flashing vortex tunnel, feeling as if you are going one million miles per hour.

You end up in a cheery forest, with large colorful mushrooms, singing woodland creatures, and fairies flitting in the treetops. There is a large tree across a bridge on the river that seems to serve as the main fairy structure. The tree stretches up 200 feet into the air, with leaves of all the colors of the rainbow.

"Shall we go to the castle of the Fairy Queen, Evan?"

Evan: Take me to the Fairy Queen!

The unicorn leads you across the bridge and up to the foot of the tree. A fairy flies up to you.

"Evan, we've been waiting for you! You must talk to the Fairy Queen! However, you are too large, so first we must turn you into a fairy so you may get in! But first you must find some magical golden mushroom spores. They are found beyond the Sugar River and in the cave of the dangerous beast! Are you up to the task?"

Evan: Make me into a fairy!

"Bring us the magical golden mushroom spores, then we'll make you a fairy!"

Evan: I'll go into the cave with the spores and slay the beast!

Evan speeds off on his unicorn, until he reaches a bridge running over a wondrously pink river of candy and sweets. However, the bridge is very rickety and beyond it there are many dead lollipop trees. The cave lies beyond the river.

"I'm sorry Evan, but I can go no further," says the unicorn.

Evan: That's okay. *Crosses the bridge into the uncanny valley*

The dead trees are all that remains of Lollipop Forest. The beast that lives within the cave has drained all of the magic and happiness from this land, and filled it with unpleasantness.

You stand in front of the cave. Do you go in?
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 04:56:39 pm »

Yes, I do.
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 04:58:25 pm »

You enter the cave, the floor is littered with the bones of wannabe travelers that might have been just like you...

Your path is lit by torchlight, and as you reach the back of the cave, you hear a deep voice speak.

"Who are you?"
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 05:12:26 pm »

How come Evan gets all the quests? :(
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 05:13:23 pm »

YOU CAN BE HERE TOO.
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 05:13:42 pm »

Where's 'InsanoQuest?'  >:(
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 05:14:29 pm »

EVERYONE CAN JOIN, but don't expect to run away with the plot. You must ask me first.
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land (Featuring SilentLoner)
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 05:14:54 pm »

Yay! ^_^

"I'm a helper!"
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 05:21:30 pm »

"No, I was asking about the first guy that entered."
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 05:25:41 pm »

"Why does everything always have to be about him!?"

Run off, bawling.
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 05:37:11 pm »

The beast lurks in the shadows, awaiting an answer...
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 05:46:58 pm »

"I say beast that lurks in the corner, mind if I, the intelligent one of us three respond? Only the one you wish to speak to is mildly retarded."
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 06:06:44 pm »

I'm looking for some spores or some shit. Can I have them and be on my way?
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 06:33:42 pm »

"Of course you can..."

The beast steps out from the shadows. It's...IT'S...



But first you must answer my riddle!
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Re: EvanQuest X: Fairy Land
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 07:41:26 pm »

Sure.
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